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Kid Almost Makes It Down Slide

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:43:09 GMT

He used to go down amusement park slides like you-- then he took a fence to the knee.

News Anchor Giggles Through Cockfighting Story

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:06:58 GMT

It should be just another story on cockfighting, but almost as soon as it comes out of her mouth, this reporter begins cracking up over "cocks."

Colten Moore Snowmobile Crash

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:25:12 GMT

Colten Moore lands without his sled on a 120ft jump at the Winter X games yesterday. Don't feel too bad for him though, he dominates in the final rounds and ends up taking the gold.

How To Pick Up Chicks

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:11:02 GMT

I am sure this dude is a douchebag, but I got to give him a little credit on the amount of strength this must take.

Too Cool For The Stairs

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:00:23 GMT

Stairs are just too mainstream for this guy.

@#!$ Samuel L. Jackson Says

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:11:56 GMT

We've ignored most of the @$!$ Girls Say videos, but like Samuel L. Jackson, this was a video that could not be ignored. If someone is going to say #$!@, you know it's going to be Samuel L. Jackson, and he's going to say it a lot.

"World's Strongest Kid" Does Push-Ups On Bottles

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:15:54 GMT

At Age 4, this kid was already awesome. Now he's eight years old and doing push-ups on bottles. We can not let the technology to reproduce these kids fall into the wrong hands.

Welcome to Megan Fox Island

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:13:00 GMT

A school in Brazil is hoping this encourages people to sign up for English classes. If you ask me, it encourages people who are fluent in English to go crash their boats onto islands.

Best College Athletics Commercial Ever

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:35:28 GMT

Created for Benedictine University, this showcases what are the strongest athletes ever. For example, the thumbnail is a volleyball, hit from America, blowing up a pagoda... in CHINA.

World's Worst Church Singer

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:25:10 GMT

Jesus wept.

Dog's Bone Flushed Away

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:31:30 GMT

A few months ago this guy had to flush an old bone down the toilet. Now every time the dog hears the toilet flush he goes insane.

Russian Hockey Rink Roof Collapse

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:18:33 GMT

Well, you really can't blame the engineers on this one. The cause of the collapse was snow on the roof. Who could have possibly foreseen that, snow on a roof, in Russia?!

Charlie Bit My Ginger

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:06:13 GMT

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Mayor To Help Latinos By Eating Tacos

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 01:01:08 GMT

East Haven, Ct.'s mayor, Joseph Maturo, suggested that he might have tacos for dinner to help the Latinos. The problem with that is that one man can't make a difference alone. We should all have tacos.

8-Year-Old Guitarist Makes Us All Look Bad

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:54:28 GMT

I once played "Smoke on the Water" on a guitar and I thought that was awesome. After watching this girl, I realize I should never pick up a guitar again.

Machete Marauder Repelled By Man With Mop

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:44:30 GMT

The store is safe, and the front door is cleaner than it's been in years. Somebody is really trying to beef up his stats for Employee Of The Month!

Angry News Reporter Just Wants to Know What the !#%^ Deal Is

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:12:49 GMT

Sometimes, news reporters are sent out on assignments they see as pointless. This man let everyone know how he felt. Also, he's probably fired.

Real Life Mutants: Chinese Kid Can See in the Dark

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:23:05 GMT

This kid is said to have cat-like eyes, making him able to see in the dark, which is awesome. However, his cat-like tendencies to knock things on the counter over is not awesome.

The Greatest Spelling Bee Troll Ever

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:16:46 GMT

Heron. This spelling bee contestant receives that word and manages to stretch his turn into several minutes in what has to be one of the greatest trolls captured on video.

Snowmobiler Saved After Quick Avalanche

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:05:35 GMT

Snow is a cruel mistress. One second, you're having fun with it. The next second, it's trying to suck your life out. Sounds sorta like my ex (ba-da-ding! I'm sorry).

Bat Infestation Under Roof Tiles

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:54:37 GMT

Some woman from Miami, Florida called a group of roofing contractors complaining she had a squeaky roof.

Chinese Soldiers Playing Hot Potato with a Live Bomb

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:11:12 GMT

Members of the People's Liberation Army of China perform a drill where they pass a live bomb to one another. If I played this game, it would be titled "Easiest Way to Get Me to Crap Myself."

10 Popular Misconceptions

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:10:02 GMT

Here are ten things most people assume to be true that are complete fabrications. Share this with your friends to find out how many they believed were true.

Russians Break Gift Again and Again and Again

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:00:14 GMT

I don't think a gift receipt is going to help this guy out. Maybe before the second time the box was thrown. Or before the kick. But definitely not now.

Douchebag Relay Swimmers Own The Competition

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:20:53 GMT

When it came to acting like d-bags at this swim meet, the whole relay swim team worked together because there is no "I" in team. They clown their competition from start to finish and get disqualified as a result.

Not Just Any Tow Truck Will Do

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:07:47 GMT

Not quite sure that is the technical term for a tow truck of this size.

Skier Gets Stuck On Pole

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:36:30 GMT

This skier looks so confused. It's almost as if he doesn't realize he is attached to the pole, but just getting some amazing air.

The Ball Buster

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:50:28 GMT

The only person in the room that couldn't predict how this one was going to end was the dude on the balance beam.

Dogwalker Gets Bulldog's Leash Stuck In Elevator Door

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:35:49 GMT

The good news is he probably won't need to take the dog for another walk anytime soon because I'm sure that scared the crap out of the dog. Amazing. (Note: The dog is ok!)

Freestyle Rapping To Fetal Heart Monitor

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:20:51 GMT

This father-to-be takes advantage of the fact that the hospital's medical equipment seems to be dropping a beat and begins freestyling. It must've worked. Later the mother felt the baby kick it.