<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:19:24 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:19:24 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Weird Headless Man Trick</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/weird-headless-man-trick.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/weird-headless-man-trick.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/weird-headless-man-trick.jpg" alt="Weird Headless Man Trick" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;He'll make &lt;a href='http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/'&gt;headlines&lt;/a&gt; wherever he goes with this freaky costume. This is your last little bit of Halloween for the year.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=4ID4ZifvxmPIcPSsk9MbHg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:08:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/weird-headless-man-trick.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/weird-headless-man-trick.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NjIzMw==</embed></item><item><title>Brazilian Guy Loses Bike and Slams Into Post</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/brazilian-guy-loses-bike-and-slams-into-post.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/brazilian-guy-loses-bike-and-slams-into-post.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/brazilian-guy-loses-bike-and-slams-into-lightpost.jpg" alt="Brazilian Guy Loses Bike and Slams Into Post" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This newbie was all washed up before he even began to ride.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=2fJQC7NfQstLI8IL19DZZQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:55:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/brazilian-guy-loses-bike-and-slams-into-lightpost.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/brazilian-guy-loses-bike-and-slams-into-post.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NjIyOA==</embed></item><item><title>Mini Dozer Frontflip Faceplant</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/mini-dozer-frontflip-faceplant.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/mini-dozer-frontflip-faceplant.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/mini-dozer-front-flip-faceplant.jpg" alt="Mini Dozer Frontflip Faceplant" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I don't think the real problem is the lack of cement in his backyard; it's all that cement in his head.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=CwvvQ7FYinHSq51qI5eEhQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:53:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/mini-dozer-front-flip-faceplant.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/mini-dozer-frontflip-faceplant.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NTk3MA==</embed></item><item><title>Womens Soccer Ponytail Takedown</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/womens-soccer-ponytail-takedown.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/womens-soccer-ponytail-takedown.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/womens-soccer-ponytail-takedown.jpg" alt="Womens Soccer Ponytail Takedown" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/cute-girls/cute-girls.html'&gt;cute girl&lt;/a&gt; on the University of New Mexico's soccer team shows her nasty side. It's times like this that make me love Title 9.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=zxRsCSCS%2fKBnCQ8XbEfcrQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:43:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/womens-soccer-ponytail-takedown.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/womens-soccer-ponytail-takedown.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NTk2Mw==</embed></item><item><title>Natalie Portman Hosts Dinner Party</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/natalie-portman-hosts-dinner-party.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/natalie-portman-hosts-dinner-party.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/natalie-portman1.jpg" alt="Natalie Portman Hosts Dinner Party" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I thought Natalie Portman was a vegetarin but apparently I was wrong.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=ry%2bATCbXC6QdVFM%2bTfvVug%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:14:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/natalie-portman1.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/natalie-portman-hosts-dinner-party.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NTkwMQ==</embed></item><item><title>Double Shopping Cart Face Plant</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/double-shopping-cart-face-plant.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/double-shopping-cart-face-plant.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/shopping-cart-face-plant.jpg" alt="Double Shopping Cart Face Plant" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;These two guys were planning on using a shopping cart to ride down a hill but at the last second decided to use their faces instead.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=erbDgevFYlDl8KYLB6sXpw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:55:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/shopping-cart-face-plant.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/double-shopping-cart-face-plant.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NTg4NA==</embed></item><item><title>Lightning Strike Nearly Hits Dancer</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/lightning-strike-nearly-hits-dancer.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/lightning-strike-nearly-hits-dancer.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/lightning-strike-nearly-hits-dancer.jpg" alt="Lightning Strike Nearly Hits Dancer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This guy decides to go dancing in the rain when suddenly a bolt of lightning nearly ruined his day.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=doic9%2b0MCsGUgYp5l6zF6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:26:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/lightning-strike-nearly-hits-dancer.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/lightning-strike-nearly-hits-dancer.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NTI4MA==</embed></item><item><title>Hot Russian Chick Crashes Into Store</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hot-russian-chick-crashes-into-store.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Some women will do anything to make sure they get to those shoe sales as quickly as possible.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=RFn%2bCp6Q%2bXusHhmkWrDqIg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:27:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/hot-russian-chick-crashes-into-store.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hot-russian-chick-crashes-into-store.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NTAyNQ==</embed></item><item><title>Bike Stunt Fail With Nutshot</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/bike-stunt-fail-with-nutshot.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/bike-stunt-fail-with-nutshot.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/bike-stunt-fail-with-nutshot.jpg" alt="Bike Stunt Fail With Nutshot" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;They said this &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/findall/stunt/relevance/1'&gt;stunt&lt;/a&gt; couldn't be done...and they were right. Makes for a great video title, though.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=vxpnl94GctU9827vxu3MYw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:25:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/bike-stunt-fail-with-nutshot.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/bike-stunt-fail-with-nutshot.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NTAyMw==</embed></item><item><title>Nude It iPhone App</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/nude-it-iphone-app.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/nude-it-iphone-app.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/nude-it-iphone-app.jpg" alt="Nude It iPhone App" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Tired of being disappointed by X-Ray specs, but still want to see people naked? There's an app for that: Nude It.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=btkZCx9riA4g2p7zQjflMg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:01:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/nude-it-iphone-app.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/nude-it-iphone-app.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NDY1Mg==</embed></item><item><title>Swat Team Versus Wall</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/swat-team-versus-wall.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/swat-team-versus-wall.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/swat-team-versus-wall.jpg" alt="Swat Team Versus Wall" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Some &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/cops'&gt;cops&lt;/a&gt; try to remove a wall, but it fights back. I'd call this one a tie.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=FY9J56d71LbanFRyzXrRAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:44:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/swat-team-versus-wall.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/swat-team-versus-wall.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NDYzNw==</embed></item><item><title>Beer Truck Hangs Over Highway</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/beer-truck-hangs-over-highway.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/beer-truck-hangs-over-highway.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/beer-truck-hangs-over-highway.jpg" alt="Beer Truck Hangs Over Highway" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;These guys hardly notice the semi truck dangling 50 feet above them off the side of a bridge but I can't say I blame them.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=lTBXXp5vKQhx8YFa%2fDFKBA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:16:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/beer-truck-hangs-over-highway.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/beer-truck-hangs-over-highway.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NDUzOQ==</embed></item><item><title>Bird Craps In Dudes Mouth</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/bird-craps-in-dudes-mouth.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/bird-craps-in-dudes-mouth.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/bird-craps-in-dudes-mouth-1484426.jpg" alt="Bird Craps In Dudes Mouth" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This guy is having a good time feeding a bunch of seagulls on the beach until one of them lands a direct hit while his mouth was open.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=0RBvnpKu34G9ND9FkkSL1g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:58:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/bird-craps-in-dudes-mouth-1484426.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/bird-craps-in-dudes-mouth.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4NDUxMw==</embed></item><item><title>Phillies and Yankees Fans Brawl in Parking Lot</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/phillies-and-yankees-fans-brawl-in-parking-lot.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/phillies-and-yankees-fans-brawl-in-parking-lot.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/phillies-and-yankees-fans-brawl-in-parking-lot.jpg" alt="Phillies and Yankees Fans Brawl in Parking Lot" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Regardless of which team actually wins the series, we're all winners when we get to watch a good old parking lot fight.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=lpEWiQ1WX2WLqqVr7tj33g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:12:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/phillies-and-yankees-fans-brawl-in-parking-lot.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/phillies-and-yankees-fans-brawl-in-parking-lot.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MzUyMA==</embed></item><item><title>Soccer Player Badly Fractures Arm</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/soccer-player-badly-fractures-arm.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/soccer-player-badly-fractures-arm.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/soccer-player-badly-fractures-arm.jpg" alt="Soccer Player Badly Fractures Arm" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;You know how soccer players often fake injuries to get more playing time? Rodrigo Pimpao is not faking this one.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=F%2fvxm4HE%2bKYfxQHbeBcKuA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:01:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/soccer-player-badly-fractures-arm.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/soccer-player-badly-fractures-arm.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MzIxNQ==</embed></item><item><title>Dumb Biker Slams Full Speed Into Gate</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.jpg" alt="Dumb Biker Slams Full Speed Into Gate" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/biker'&gt;biker&lt;/a&gt; decides that the gate is a good place to park. Also, I think they make you put on pants before you buy anything at the store.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=tPXnWojuif9Y0kM5zhxwFw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:51:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MzE3Ng==</embed></item><item><title>Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hot-chicks-love-the-top-gun-song.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/hot-chicks-love-the-top-gun-song.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/hot-chicks-love-the-top-gun-song1a.jpg" alt="Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;When she's lost that loving feeling, there's only one way to get it back.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=JHqxczPCZvUx2oCcGU9Etg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:39:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/hot-chicks-love-the-top-gun-song1a.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hot-chicks-love-the-top-gun-song.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MzE3MQ==</embed></item><item><title>Skaters Foot Gets Caught On Chain</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/skaters-foot-gets-caught-on-chain.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/skaters-foot-gets-caught-on-chain.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/skaters-foot-caught-on-chain.jpg" alt="Skaters Foot Gets Caught On Chain" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This dude tries to jump over a chain but his foot gets caught up and sends him face first straight into the street.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=BuBBKWU48XHbnXyPwEn5OA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:48:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/skaters-foot-caught-on-chain.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/skaters-foot-gets-caught-on-chain.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MzA3OA==</embed></item><item><title>Crazy Japanese Commercial</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/crazy-japanese-commercial.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/crazy-japanese-commercial.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/guess-what-this-commercial-is-selling.jpg" alt="Crazy Japanese Commercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Talk about using sex to sell.  I have no clue what this product has to do with the first 25 seconds of the commercial but you got to love how the Japanese think. &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=Roc6yMzYhp0XRRnZxlzqrA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:42:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/guess-what-this-commercial-is-selling.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/crazy-japanese-commercial.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MzA3NA==</embed></item><item><title>Double Backflip With A Faceplant Landing</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/double-backflip-with-a-faceplant-landing.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/double-backflip-with-a-faceplant-landing.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/double-backflip-faceplant.jpg" alt="Double Backflip With A Faceplant Landing" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This guy was inspired by last month's &lt;a href=http://www.break.com/index/falling-with-style.html&gt;falling with style clip&lt;/a&gt; and although he had the fall he lacked the skills.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=%2fqWVd8oW6ppaTTkP4sMabw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:08:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/double-backflip-faceplant.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/double-backflip-with-a-faceplant-landing.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MjI4Mg==</embed></item><item><title>First Robot To Walk Like Man</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/first-robot-to-walk-like-man.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/first-robot-to-walk-like-man.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/robot-learns-to-walk-like-man.jpg" alt="First Robot To Walk Like Man" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is world's first robot to simulate human walking and can even corrects its balance when pushed.  &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=RwKKYQPbrsLOsR0de762VQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:03:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/robot-learns-to-walk-like-man.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/first-robot-to-walk-like-man.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MjI4MA==</embed></item><item><title>How to Open Wine Without a Corkscrew</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/how-to-open-wine-without-a-corkscrew.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/how-to-open-wine-without-a-corkscrew.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/how-to-open-wine-without-a-corkscrew.jpg" alt="How to Open Wine Without a Corkscrew" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/videos/newest/how-to-videos/all/'&gt;how-to&lt;/a&gt; video is very helpful, but in proper society, one never opens a bottle of red wine with any shoe less formal than a wingtip.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=E5fg2OMaPbv6UTbze6264g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:54:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/how-to-open-wine-without-a-corkscrew.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/how-to-open-wine-without-a-corkscrew.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MTk0Mw==</embed></item><item><title>Parading Fan High Kick Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.jpg" alt="Parading Fan High Kick Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;That's what you get for trying to walk all fancy. I'll just keep it simple with left-foot, right-foot, thank you very much.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=VGYMXOGrXBHreLDShJcijQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:53:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MTY2OQ==</embed></item><item><title>Always Set Your Parking Brake</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/always-set-your-parking-brake.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/always-set-your-parking-brake.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/always-set-your-parking-brake.jpg" alt="Always Set Your Parking Brake" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Your &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/truck'&gt;truck&lt;/a&gt; just might try to get away if you don't.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=5ZwZC8MrRx6yVWP%2blCVy7g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:36:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/always-set-your-parking-brake.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/always-set-your-parking-brake.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MTYyMA==</embed></item><item><title>Cat Boxing</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/cat-boxing.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/cat-boxing.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/cat-boxing.jpg" alt="Cat Boxing" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A vicious hook at the bell might of gave the cat on the right a slight advantage in round one.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=ZdYDa%2fWWRpN%2biHB1oLkNIg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:45:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/cat-boxing.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/cat-boxing.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MTQ3OA==</embed></item><item><title>Tricked On Halloween</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/tricked-on-halloween.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/tricked-on-halloween.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/tricked-on-halloween.jpg" alt="Tricked On Halloween" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This fourth grade girl thinks she is about to give a school report on where her Dad is stationed in Iraq and is surprised when he shows up for her report.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=Zc3pdmX99hf2bn4enRngBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:27:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/tricked-on-halloween.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/tricked-on-halloween.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MTQ3NA==</embed></item><item><title>Awesome Halloween Window</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/awesome-halloween-window.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/awesome-halloween-window.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/awesome-halloween-window.jpg" alt="Awesome Halloween Window" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is definitely the coolest Halloween window lighting we have ever seen.  Very well done.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=oGRlJPdfSrDTf%2fYNJY0D7A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:49:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/awesome-halloween-window.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/awesome-halloween-window.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MDgyNw==</embed></item><item><title>Car Roof Jump Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/car-roof-jump-fail.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/car-roof-jump-fail.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/car-roof-jump-fail.jpg" alt="Car Roof Jump Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The side-view mirrors should have the following message: Warning, guy who jumps on car is even dumber than he appears.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=NpprrOFRxyEls%2bYSJxscJg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:14:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/car-roof-jump-fail.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/car-roof-jump-fail.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MDQyMg==</embed></item><item><title>Modified Hummer Drives Underwater</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/modified-hummer-drives-underwater.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/modified-hummer-drives-underwater.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/modified-hummer-drives-underwater.jpg" alt="Modified Hummer Drives Underwater" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/hummer'&gt;Hummer&lt;/a&gt; must be getting desperate if they need to turn their cars into submarines as a sales gimmick.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=pT9Vyo0JfjjgVjUxiiWRNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:47:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/modified-hummer-drives-underwater.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/modified-hummer-drives-underwater.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MDQwNg==</embed></item><item><title>Christopher Walken Performs Poker Face</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/christopher-walken-performs-poker-face.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/christopher-walken-performs-poker-face.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/christopher-walken-performs-poker-face.jpg" alt="Christopher Walken Performs Poker Face" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A mullet-sporting Walken pulls a Shatner and recites Lady GaGa's song 'Poker Face' for a live studio audience. I promise not to make a 'more cowbell' joke.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=apL2OuzVxE6bGsuGOkF1Lw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:47:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/christopher-walken-performs-poker-face.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/christopher-walken-performs-poker-face.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/MTQ4MDEzNg==</embed></item></channel></rss>