<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2008</copyright><pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:05:11 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:05:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Molotov Cocktail Baseball</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/molotov-cocktail-baseball.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Little known fact, Molotov cocktail baseball was actually one of Charles Darwin's favorite sports to watch.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=usw7joiYfQqWB8F4FKyzog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:04:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/molotov-cocktail-baseball.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/molotov-cocktail-baseball.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYzMDIw</embed></item><item><title>Behind the Scenes at Snapple Facts Writers Room</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/behind-the-scenes-at-snapple-facts-writers-room.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/behind-the-scenes-at-snapple-facts-writers-room.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/behind-the-scenes-at-snapple-facts-writers-room.jpg" alt="Behind the Scenes at Snapple Facts Writers Room" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;What happens when all those people responsible for coming up with the fact you find under a snapple cap get writer's block?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=ZK66gAlrzCKIAP4HKIqa%2bw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:56:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/behind-the-scenes-at-snapple-facts-writers-room.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/behind-the-scenes-at-snapple-facts-writers-room.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYzMDE4</embed></item><item><title>Kite Surfer Tries to Jump Boat</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/kite-surfer-tries-to-jump-boat.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A kite surfer attempts to jump a boat, it doesn't turn out so well.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=IYciHzmDmHV%2bzwAnDPvznQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:25:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/kite-surfer-tries-to-jump-boat.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/kite-surfer-tries-to-jump-boat.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYyOTAz</embed></item><item><title>Kid Falls Over Home Run Fence</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/kid-falls-over-home-run-wall.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A kid reached as far as he could trying to grab a batting practice home run but losses his balance and tumbles over the wall.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=GnoHeuLsFLNYGj7nVz3wtg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:01:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/kid-falls-over-home-run-wall.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/kid-falls-over-home-run-wall.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYyNzY0</embed></item><item><title>Fat Dude Sends Hot Chick Flying</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/fat-dude-sends-hot-chick-flying.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This big guy gets some pretty impressive air on a water trampoline then drops down on the arm of it sending a hot chick flying into the water.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=SffZ%2fP4zhDwZx1N%2fSZnGFQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:36:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/fat-dude-sends-hot-chick-flying.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/fat-dude-sends-hot-chick-flying.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYyNzUx</embed></item><item><title>Epic Balcony Leap Into Pool</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/epic-balcony-leap-into-pool.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;After some guy triple-dog-dared him, this guy knew that it was his destiny to try this jump. The spectators seem excited, but the cops were definitely not.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=9x%2ftDL815%2fHaXuw36sCwKw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:04:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/epic-balcony-leap-into-pool.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/epic-balcony-leap-into-pool.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYyNDE0</embed></item><item><title>How to Kiss Like Angelina Jolie (Watch in HD!)</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/how-to-kiss-like-angelina-jolie2.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Fittingly, Break’s first-ever high def video is two girls kissing in their underwear. To watch this in HD, change your resolution settings below the player!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=mwFE74yuqSRFEotz%2fCbENQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:10:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/how-to-kiss-like-angelina-jolie2.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/how-to-kiss-like-angelina-jolie2.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYyMjcw</embed></item><item><title>Tree Hits Kid in the Head</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/tree-hits-kid-in-the-head.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This should be required viewing for all amateur lumberjacks as an example of what not to do. Both of these geniuses feel the tree’s wrath.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=YrARFZ77qi1Z97KtviOW7g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:04:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/tree-hits-kid-in-the-head.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/tree-hits-kid-in-the-head.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYyMjQ0</embed></item><item><title>Wheelbarrow Stunt Wipeout</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/wheelbarrow-stunt-wipeout.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This kid rides a wheelbarrow down a hill but after hitting a ramp he loses control and the wheelbarrow comes smashing down on his back.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=%2bCIwwevs8%2bZPLLpFTjSQQQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:02:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/wheelbarrow-stunt-wipeout.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/wheelbarrow-stunt-wipeout.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYyMDk1</embed></item><item><title>Quality Time With The Kids</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/quality-time-with-the-kids.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This Dad teaches his eleven year old daughter how to strip an AR-15 machine gun and reassemble it in 53 seconds.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=QqTUt7ttaUEmPvARQPIkSA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:48:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/quality-time-with-the-kids.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/quality-time-with-the-kids.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYyMDkw</embed></item><item><title>Exercise Ball To The Face</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/exercise-ball-to-the-face1.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/exercise-ball-to-the-face1.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/exercise-ball-to-the-face1.jpg" alt="Exercise Ball To The Face" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This guy tries to catch an exercise ball with his face.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=T0wRi6sfe9fMoxherIEJ8Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:51:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/exercise-ball-to-the-face1.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/exercise-ball-to-the-face1.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYxODQx</embed></item><item><title>Bentley Slams Into Garage Door</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/bentley-slams-into-garage-door.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/bentley-slams-into-garage-door.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/bentley-slams-into-garage-door.jpg" alt="Bentley Slams Into Garage Door" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Some dude thinks that since he paid over 350k for his car that it will drive through walls.  For that much cash it probably should.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=nwks%2bU5Im3GAE0KzxoFNog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:24:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/bentley-slams-into-garage-door.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/bentley-slams-into-garage-door.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYxODI2</embed></item><item><title>The Pashtoon Midget Dance</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/the-pashtoon-midget-dance.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Little Indian man thinks he can dance. And he can. This guy definitely has talent. He also looks like Tom Cruise's long lost taller brother.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=gwV1XbYEt8bE3Lkz8ka%2fgw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:04:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/the-pashtoon-midget-dance.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/the-pashtoon-midget-dance.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYxNzcz</embed></item><item><title>Angry Guy Fights Window Washer</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/angry-guy-fights-window-washer.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Instead of paying the bum to wash his windshield, this guy gives him a free beatdown.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=pcVICK%2fygE%2b123W5anrC7A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:02:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/angry-guy-fights-window-washer.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/angry-guy-fights-window-washer.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYxNzcx</embed></item><item><title>Truck Smashes Into Other Cars</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/truck-smashes-into-other-cars.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This video is a pretty good argument for why methed up truckers shouldn't be allowed to text and drive.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=7e2hST0Z88KjjcbPyVbsfA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:56:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/truck-smashes-into-other-cars.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/truck-smashes-into-other-cars.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYxNTg5</embed></item><item><title>Skater Gets a Bloody Faceplant</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/skater-gets-a-bloody-faceplant.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Some say, 'No blood, no foul.' We say, 'Lots of blood, you're on the homepage.'&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=soafM9pZcHUkPMqOUXKisw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:51:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/skater-gets-a-bloody-faceplant.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/skater-gets-a-bloody-faceplant.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYxNTcz</embed></item><item><title>Ninth Hole Ninth Beer</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/ninth-hole-ninth-beer.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;When your on this pace around the 4th hole the golf cart is far more entertaining than the golf course.  Still pretty impressive stunt, I would like to see him give it another try on the 18th hole.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=6UfFZKhNK0Q7MuuDUfZ3uw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:55:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/ninth-hole-ninth-beer.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/ninth-hole-ninth-beer.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYxNDI4</embed></item><item><title>Mom Tries To Get Kids To Fight</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/classy-mom-tries-to-get-kids-to-fight.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A couple kids get into an argument and a kid's Mom jumps in and tries to get them to fight.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=UmAjfXjWBD9aJVJ198CSUQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:36:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/classy-mom-tries-to-get-kids-to-fight.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/classy-mom-tries-to-get-kids-to-fight.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYxNDE2</embed></item><item><title>Skater Catches Fire</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/skater-catches-fire.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This dude thinks it would be a cool stunt to let his buddy light him on fire and skate down a hill but after he ignites he quickly recalls that fire is hot.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=P8Z4QDc1JqEX9dau35v13w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:55:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/skater-catches-fire.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/skater-catches-fire.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYxMjM0</embed></item><item><title>Little Girl Owned by Bench</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/little-girl-owned-by-bench.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/little-girl-owned-by-bench.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/little-girl-owned-by-bench.jpg" alt="Little Girl Owned by Bench" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Develop motor skills and your face won't hurt so much.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=%2bQTCoMyxzfVU3dwWunXqeg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:48:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/little-girl-owned-by-bench.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/little-girl-owned-by-bench.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYxMTU2</embed></item><item><title>Crane Load Falls on Old Lady</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/crane-load-falls-on-old-lady.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/crane-load-falls-on-old-lady.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/crane-load-falls-on-old-lady.jpg" alt="Crane Load Falls on Old Lady" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Amazingly, this tough old lady was fine afterward. I hope being smashed by boxes earns you a free churro, at least.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=OD2Xlux9zgjZdxkdI1gcOg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:30:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/crane-load-falls-on-old-lady.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/crane-load-falls-on-old-lady.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYwOTcw</embed></item><item><title>Bird Slams Into Windshield</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/bird-slams-into-windshield.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/bird-slams-into-windshield.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/bird-slams-into-windshield.jpg" alt="Bird Slams Into Windshield" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I don't think washer fluid will clean this bird's mess.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=4P8%2fz86a9N8ms4SvrFFfDw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:22:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/bird-slams-into-windshield.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/bird-slams-into-windshield.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYwOTU4</embed></item><item><title>Close Call With Train</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/close-call-with-train.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/close-call-with-train.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/close-call-with-train.jpg" alt="Close Call With Train" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A train comes around a corner and surprises a couple kids and as one tries to get out of the way he slips on the tracks.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=OJDCpMa7WhQx4%2bfjTbsL5w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:03:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/close-call-with-train.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/close-call-with-train.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYwODYz</embed></item><item><title>Alicia Sacramone Knocks Dude Out</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/alicia-sacramone-knocks-out-dude.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/alicia-sacramone-knocks-out-dude.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/alicia-sacramone-knocks-dude-out.jpg" alt="Alicia Sacramone Knocks Dude Out" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Olympic Silver Medal Gymanst &lt;a href='http://www.chickipedia.com/alicia-sacramone/'&gt;Alicia Sacramone&lt;/a&gt; is at a party and knocks a dude out cold with a mean left hook.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=wGXRCATB%2fXyfV0RC8CWayQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:42:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/alicia-sacramone-knocks-dude-out.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/alicia-sacramone-knocks-out-dude.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYwODQ3</embed></item><item><title>Firefighters Blast Suicide Jumper</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/firefighters-blast-suicide-jumper.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/firefighters-blast-suicide-jumper.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/firefighters-blast-suicide-jumper.jpg" alt="Firefighters Blast Suicide Jumper" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;These firefighters blast away at a suicide jumper hoping to keep him from jumping however, his persitence finally pays off and he leaps from the building only to land safely in an air cushion below.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=XPXjjaJiRpWQIXreUkY2oQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:19:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/firefighters-blast-suicide-jumper.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/firefighters-blast-suicide-jumper.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTYwNTE2</embed></item><item><title>Things You Don't Say To Your Wife</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/things-you-dont-say-to-your-wife.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/things-you-dont-say-to-your-wife.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/things-you-dont-say-to-your-wife.jpg" alt="Things You Don't Say To Your Wife" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I thought this was a pretty funny song of a list of things your shouldn't say to your wife.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=mGeWEbPy%2fiz%2fSaqEQ33Htg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:33:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/things-you-dont-say-to-your-wife.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/things-you-dont-say-to-your-wife.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTU5Njk5</embed></item><item><title>Idiot Agrees to Take Painball Shot to Throat</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/idiot-agrees-to-take-paintball-shot-to-the-throat.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/idiot-agrees-to-take-paintball-shot-to-the-throat.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/idiot-agrees-to-take-paintball-shot-to-the-throat.jpg" alt="Idiot Agrees to Take Painball Shot to Throat" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Apparently this resulted in the kid having to get his tonsils removed. What an idiot.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=%2bm%2fLS%2fHy1pbk5Fd4F1BrIg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:29:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/idiot-agrees-to-take-paintball-shot-to-the-throat.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/idiot-agrees-to-take-paintball-shot-to-the-throat.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTU5NTMz</embed></item><item><title>Dumb Stunt Nut Ownage</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-stunt-nut-ownage.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-stunt-nut-ownage.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/dumb-stunt-nut-ownage.jpg" alt="Dumb Stunt Nut Ownage" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This looks about as painful as it is stupid. Goodbye ability to have kids.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=83AGa1XkWm4916F61zdwMQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:24:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/dumb-stunt-nut-ownage.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-stunt-nut-ownage.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTU5NTMx</embed></item><item><title>Psycho Weatherman Fan Won't Go Away</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/psycho-weatherman-fan-wont-go-away.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/psycho-weatherman-fan-wont-go-away.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/psycho-weatherman-fan-wont-go-away.jpg" alt="Psycho Weatherman Fan Won't Go Away" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This dude is seriously a psycho fan of the weatherman.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=sod615oshQdaum8Vp0xVZA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:22:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/psycho-weatherman-fan-wont-go-away.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/psycho-weatherman-fan-wont-go-away.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTU5Mzk1</embed></item><item><title>Usain Bolt Slow Motion Replay</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/usain-bolt-slow-motion-replay.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/usain-bolt-slow-motion-replay.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/usain-bolt-slow-motion-replay.jpg" alt="Usain Bolt Slow Motion Replay" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Usain Bolt smashed world records this week.  This is the slow motion replay of him blowing by the Olympic competition.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=WHhnzt%2brDaeOPSHOX6bVzA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:32:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/usain-bolt-slow-motion-replay.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/usain-bolt-slow-motion-replay.html</guid><embed>http://embed.break.com/NTU5MzIx</embed></item></channel></rss>