<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:02:46 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:02:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>60</ttl><itunes:subtitle>Funny Pics, Hot Chick &amp; Cool Flicks</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>BREAK.com Staff</itunes:author><itunes:summary>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</itunes:summary><itunes:image href="http://media1.break.com/static/break/images/itunes.jpg" /><itunes:keywords>crash, car, break, funny pictures, games, movies, funny jokes, girls, babes, video, clips, fun, pranks, stunts</itunes:keywords><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"><itunes:category text="Entertainment" /></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy" /><itunes:category text="International"><itunes:category text="Dutch" /><itunes:category text="German" /></itunes:category><item><title>Karate Black Belt Spinning KO Kick</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/karate-black-belt-spinning-ko-kick.html</link><description>He deserved to suffer this &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/findvideo/karate-knockout'&gt;knockout&lt;/a&gt;, since he fell for the same spin kick move twice in one fight.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=lB56mAiJujG71bg2%2fhRVAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:23:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/karate-black-belt-spinning-ko-kick1_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/karate-black-belt-spinning-ko-kick.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunk Guy Knocked Out by Swingset Fall</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/drunk-guy-knocked-out-by-swingset-fall.html</link><description>Here's how you earn twenty bucks the hard way. You'll be unconscious when you win the bet, but the money will still be on your chest.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=JlFcLAMyudvNMm1oyYUJOw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:30:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/drunk-guy-knocked-out-by-swingset-fall_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/drunk-guy-knocked-out-by-swingset-fall.html</guid></item><item><title>Mini Dirt Bike Jump and Faceplant</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/mini-dirt-bike-jump-and-faceplant.html</link><description>A &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/findvideo/dirtbiker'&gt;dirtbiker&lt;/a&gt; gets some sweet air, but he still needs to work on his landings. 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If you use Facebook &lt;a href=http://www.facebook.com/Break&gt;add Break&lt;/a&gt; to your friends list and it will help keep you out of jail.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=Skf52jQbn%2bSgfEgomY9B9Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:28:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/paranoid-grandma-freaks-out_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/paranoid-grandma-freaks-out.html</guid></item><item><title>Massive Pee Wee Hit</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/massive-pee-wee-hit.html</link><description>This little linebacker makes a hit so hard on the running back that it almost looks fake.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=5JFx2l%2fRdC1qmfnUHajNPg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:02:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/massive-pee-wee-hit_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/massive-pee-wee-hit.html</guid></item><item><title>Singing Woman With a Beard</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/singing-woman-with-a-beard.html</link><description>Man, the chick from Fleetwood Mac has really let herself go in recent years.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=IQHrHD6gnUCFxah6ZzD5vQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:49:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/singing-woman-with-a-beard_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/singing-woman-with-a-beard.html</guid></item><item><title>Man Versus Toddler</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/man-versus-toddler.html</link><description>A &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/index/giggling_baby_is_comedians_dream_audience.html'&gt;baby&lt;/a&gt; versus a man in normal feats of strength. 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She takes quite a hit from the trophy but never drops it.  I have two fantasy football wide recievers that could learn a lot from this chick.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=PT2XsH%2fWxhYEXRZTmA8fgQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:25:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/player-knocks-out-coach-with-trophy_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/player-knocks-out-coach-with-trophy.html</guid></item><item><title>Taking Out The Trash</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/taking-out-the-trash.html</link><description>Taking out the trash can be a real chore living on the third floor but this guy came up with a pretty nice system.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=nPNz10g7SFx4CV%2f6xuiJdQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:10:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/taking-out-the-trash_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/taking-out-the-trash.html</guid></item><item><title>Smart Cat Opens Bedroom Door</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/smart-cat-opens-bedroom-door.html</link><description>Every time a &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/findvideo/cat-opens%20door'&gt;cat&lt;/a&gt; opens a door, they come one step closer to enslaving humanity. 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American news teams need to do this more often.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=dQZuFtIudAwQbkeIexZ1hg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:51:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/funny-tiger-woods-renactment3_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/chinese-tiger-woods-accident-reenactment.html</guid></item><item><title>Brett Favre Wired During Lions Game</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/brett-favre-wired-during-lions-game.html</link><description>&lt;a href='http://www.break.com/index/awesome-football-trick-play.html'&gt;Football&lt;/a&gt; is what Brett Favre was born to do, and he still has a lot of funny stuff to say while he's playing. 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is great for two things: lifting heavy stuff when handled properly, and losing your job when it's handled stupidly.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=vULim1Nxq%2bpGNDmdHRhaIw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:45:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/spinning-forklift-showoff-fails_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/spinning-forklift-showoff-fails.html</guid></item><item><title>Kid Starts Backflip Too Early</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/kid-starts-backflip-too-early.html</link><description>This dude comes racing down a hill and up a ramp but before he goes airborne he starts his backflip and slams his head against the top of the ramp.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=%2bHp%2fAQVMB8wbyCY3i4QRrA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:29:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/kid-starts-backflip-too-early_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/kid-starts-backflip-too-early.html</guid></item><item><title>Surprised Little Kitten</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/surprised-little-kitten.html</link><description>Cute little kitten puts his hands up everytime this chick stops tickling him.   </description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=yId4qKzqVIveJkQ9uK5L2w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:26:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/surprised-little-kitten_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/surprised-little-kitten.html</guid></item><item><title>Cool Superconductor Demonstration</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/cool-superconductor-demonstration.html</link><description>You could probably care less about superconductors, but this demonstration is pretty cool and makes me think of many beverage-related possibilities for superconductors.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=%2f0pRsWYIJssz8fEnWEdzwA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:29:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/train_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/cool-superconductor-demonstration.html</guid></item><item><title>When Not To Hyphenate Your Name</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/when-not-to-hyphenate-your-name.html</link><description>Whether to hyphenate your name after getting married is a difficult decision for most newlyweds. I'm guessing it was an easy decision for these couples.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=gHY6HU3%2f7rWrIOqLkDxHYQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:24:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/hyphenate_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/when-not-to-hyphenate-your-name.html</guid></item><item><title>Chick In Basket Crashes Down Flight of Stairs</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/chick-in-basket-crashes-down-flight-of-stairs.html</link><description>Apparently, a little bit of courage goes a long way... down a flight of stairs, landing on its head.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=PtC5eb9XLobFPVFTUh%2fbCQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:15:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/couragebasket_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/chick-in-basket-crashes-down-flight-of-stairs.html</guid></item><item><title>Ballon Bass And Box Jam</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/ballon-bass-and-box-jam.html</link><description>Wow, with two ordinary balloons, this guy just brought hillbilly music into the 21st century! I do hope he finds someone to play the jug, though.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=9F%2fGEMPv60qiM6ireR8fvg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:32:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/balloon-box-and-bass_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/ballon-bass-and-box-jam.html</guid></item><item><title>Quad Crashes Into Cliff Face</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/quad-crashes-into-cliff-face.html</link><description>Riding your quad into a mountain is the quickest-- and most painful-- path to becoming one with nature.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=b2xM%2b7V4sJc2VrWrDLkhQA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:04:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/quadcrash_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/quad-crashes-into-cliff-face.html</guid></item><item><title>Kid Explodes Spray Can Deodorant </title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/kid-explodes-spray-can-deodorant.html</link><description>Yessir, being eyebrowless with second-degree burns will totally divert attention from your tear-inducing body odor.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=WozjFV%2bQGWO6mvWc67HUgg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:54:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/axe_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/kid-explodes-spray-can-deodorant.html</guid></item></channel></rss>