<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:19:18 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:19:18 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>60</ttl><itunes:subtitle>Funny Pics, Hot Chick &amp; Cool Flicks</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>BREAK.com Staff</itunes:author><itunes:summary>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</itunes:summary><itunes:image href="http://media1.break.com/static/break/images/itunes.jpg" /><itunes:keywords>crash, car, break, funny pictures, games, movies, funny jokes, girls, babes, video, clips, fun, pranks, stunts</itunes:keywords><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"><itunes:category text="Entertainment" /></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy" /><itunes:category text="International"><itunes:category text="Dutch" /><itunes:category text="German" /></itunes:category><item><title>Weird Headless Man Trick</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/weird-headless-man-trick.html</link><description>He'll make &lt;a href='http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/'&gt;headlines&lt;/a&gt; wherever he goes with this freaky costume. 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It's times like this that make me love Title 9.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=zxRsCSCS%2fKBnCQ8XbEfcrQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:43:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/womens-soccer-ponytail-takedown_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/womens-soccer-ponytail-takedown.html</guid></item><item><title>Natalie Portman Hosts Dinner Party</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/natalie-portman-hosts-dinner-party.html</link><description>I thought Natalie Portman was a vegetarin but apparently I was wrong.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=ry%2bATCbXC6QdVFM%2bTfvVug%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:14:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/natalie-portman1_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/natalie-portman-hosts-dinner-party.html</guid></item><item><title>Double Shopping Cart Face Plant</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/double-shopping-cart-face-plant.html</link><description>These two guys were planning on using a shopping cart to ride down a hill but at the last second decided to use their faces instead.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=erbDgevFYlDl8KYLB6sXpw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:55:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/shopping-cart-face-plant_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/double-shopping-cart-face-plant.html</guid></item><item><title>Lightning Strike Nearly Hits Dancer</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/lightning-strike-nearly-hits-dancer.html</link><description>This guy decides to go dancing in the rain when suddenly a bolt of lightning nearly ruined his day.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=doic9%2b0MCsGUgYp5l6zF6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:26:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/lightning-strike-nearly-hits-dancer_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/lightning-strike-nearly-hits-dancer.html</guid></item><item><title>Hot Russian Chick Crashes Into Store</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hot-russian-chick-crashes-into-store.html</link><description>Some women will do anything to make sure they get to those shoe sales as quickly as possible.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=RFn%2bCp6Q%2bXusHhmkWrDqIg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:27:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/hot-russian-chick-crashes-into-store_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hot-russian-chick-crashes-into-store.html</guid></item><item><title>Bike Stunt Fail With Nutshot</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/bike-stunt-fail-with-nutshot.html</link><description>They said this &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/findall/stunt/relevance/1'&gt;stunt&lt;/a&gt; couldn't be done...and they were right. 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There's an app for that: Nude It.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=btkZCx9riA4g2p7zQjflMg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:01:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/nude-it-iphone-app_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/nude-it-iphone-app.html</guid></item><item><title>Swat Team Versus Wall</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/swat-team-versus-wall.html</link><description>Some &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/cops'&gt;cops&lt;/a&gt; try to remove a wall, but it fights back. 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Rodrigo Pimpao is not faking this one.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=F%2fvxm4HE%2bKYfxQHbeBcKuA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:01:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/soccer-player-badly-fractures-arm_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/soccer-player-badly-fractures-arm.html</guid></item><item><title>Dumb Biker Slams Full Speed Into Gate</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.html</link><description>This &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/biker'&gt;biker&lt;/a&gt; decides that the gate is a good place to park. 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I have no clue what this product has to do with the first 25 seconds of the commercial but you got to love how the Japanese think. </description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=Roc6yMzYhp0XRRnZxlzqrA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:42:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/guess-what-this-commercial-is-selling1_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/crazy-japanese-commercial.html</guid></item><item><title>Double Backflip With A Faceplant Landing</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/double-backflip-with-a-faceplant-landing.html</link><description>This guy was inspired by last month's &lt;a href=http://www.break.com/index/falling-with-style.html&gt;falling with style clip&lt;/a&gt; and although he had the fall he lacked the skills.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=%2fqWVd8oW6ppaTTkP4sMabw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:08:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/double-backflip-faceplant_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/double-backflip-with-a-faceplant-landing.html</guid></item><item><title>First Robot To Walk Like Man</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/first-robot-to-walk-like-man.html</link><description>This is world's first robot to simulate human walking and can even corrects its balance when pushed.  </description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=RwKKYQPbrsLOsR0de762VQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:03:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/robot-learns-to-walk-like-man_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/first-robot-to-walk-like-man.html</guid></item><item><title>How to Open Wine Without a Corkscrew</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/how-to-open-wine-without-a-corkscrew.html</link><description>This &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/videos/newest/how-to-videos/all/'&gt;how-to&lt;/a&gt; video is very helpful, but in proper society, one never opens a bottle of red wine with any shoe less formal than a wingtip.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=E5fg2OMaPbv6UTbze6264g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:54:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/how-to-open-wine-without-a-corkscrew_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/how-to-open-wine-without-a-corkscrew.html</guid></item><item><title>Parading Fan High Kick Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.html</link><description>That's what you get for trying to walk all fancy. I'll just keep it simple with left-foot, right-foot, thank you very much.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=VGYMXOGrXBHreLDShJcijQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:53:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/parading-fan-high-kick-fail_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.html</guid></item><item><title>Always Set Your Parking Brake</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/always-set-your-parking-brake.html</link><description>Your &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/truck'&gt;truck&lt;/a&gt; just might try to get away if you don't.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=5ZwZC8MrRx6yVWP%2blCVy7g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:36:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/always-set-your-parking-brake_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/always-set-your-parking-brake.html</guid></item><item><title>Cat Boxing</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/cat-boxing.html</link><description>A vicious hook at the bell might of gave the cat on the right a slight advantage in round one.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=ZdYDa%2fWWRpN%2biHB1oLkNIg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:45:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/cat-punch_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/cat-boxing.html</guid></item><item><title>Tricked On Halloween</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/tricked-on-halloween.html</link><description>This fourth grade girl thinks she is about to give a school report on where her Dad is stationed in Iraq and is surprised when he shows up for her report.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=Zc3pdmX99hf2bn4enRngBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:27:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/tricked-on-halloween_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/tricked-on-halloween.html</guid></item><item><title>Awesome Halloween Window</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/awesome-halloween-window.html</link><description>This is definitely the coolest Halloween window lighting we have ever seen.  Very well done.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=oGRlJPdfSrDTf%2fYNJY0D7A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:49:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/awesome-halloween-window_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/awesome-halloween-window.html</guid></item><item><title>Car Roof Jump Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/car-roof-jump-fail.html</link><description>The side-view mirrors should have the following message: Warning, guy who jumps on car is even dumber than he appears.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=NpprrOFRxyEls%2bYSJxscJg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:14:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/car-roof-jump-fail_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/car-roof-jump-fail.html</guid></item><item><title>Modified Hummer Drives Underwater</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/modified-hummer-drives-underwater.html</link><description>&lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/hummer'&gt;Hummer&lt;/a&gt; must be getting desperate if they need to turn their cars into submarines as a sales gimmick.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=pT9Vyo0JfjjgVjUxiiWRNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:47:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/modified-hummer-drives-underwater_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/modified-hummer-drives-underwater.html</guid></item><item><title>Christopher Walken Performs Poker Face</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/christopher-walken-performs-poker-face.html</link><description>A mullet-sporting Walken pulls a Shatner and recites Lady GaGa's song 'Poker Face' for a live studio audience. 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