<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:36:58 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:36:58 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>[KNOCKED OUT!] WIFEY GETS PUNCHED AND KICKED </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/knocked-out-wifey-gets-punched-and-kicked-1501208</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;WOMAN GETS ABUSED BEATEN BASHED SMACKED PUNCHED FUCKED UP BAD!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uFyyTVJ5NBDyk3p2%2bofdTw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:37:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501208_7add93d7-0754-4803-a97b-06f704ad652a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/knocked-out-wifey-gets-punched-and-kicked-1501208</guid></item><item><title>Very Angry Halo Player</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/very-angry-halo-player-1498775</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/very-angry-halo-player-1498775"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1498775_5129e2bf-50f0-409d-9678-f721c1c4b074_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Very Angry Halo Player" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sorry about the random cuts, I had to edit this down from like 15 minutes of this guy screaming at us.  Not much else to explain other than he really wanted to play his maps.... WAHHH!  PROMOTE ME TO LEADER!!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bvxojHu8ZyAZoe1uB7%2b5bw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:03:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1498775_5129e2bf-50f0-409d-9678-f721c1c4b074_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/very-angry-halo-player-1498775</guid></item><item><title>MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS!!!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/modern-warfare-2-sucks-1496366</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/modern-warfare-2-sucks-1496366"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mQpcO8x6NNY/default.jpg" alt="MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS!!!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I deleated the saved data and took the game back to my brother, a while later after i recorded the video i hand was bleeding, brused and broken&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GWCUK8UjkhA0on1A%2fWiXaA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:01:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mQpcO8x6NNY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/modern-warfare-2-sucks-1496366</guid></item><item><title>Big Break Disney Golf: Kevins Advice</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-break-disney-golf-kevins-advice-1494023</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-break-disney-golf-kevins-advice-1494023"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1494023_065712ff-b1d8-4f2b-986d-20d3c1699e9b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Big Break Disney Golf: Kevins Advice" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Kevin reveals why you should never lose your temper when the wife is caddying for you. Watch Big Break Disney Golf Tuesdays at 10 p.m. ET only on Golf Channel.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WfmDseQ0Tjc3f%2bX0qLTLNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:36:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1494023_065712ff-b1d8-4f2b-986d-20d3c1699e9b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-break-disney-golf-kevins-advice-1494023</guid></item><item><title>Anger Management Fail</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/anger-management-fail-1482583.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/anger-management-fail-1482583.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1482583_e18990cd-306c-4c33-80fc-5b2a3d18e9bf_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Anger Management Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;For more visit http://www.epicfail.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GTWzLQHe3%2bEjbsCmtYhw0Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:48:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1482583_e18990cd-306c-4c33-80fc-5b2a3d18e9bf_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/anger-management-fail-1482583.html</guid></item><item><title>Anger And Tears</title><link>http://www.Break.com/music/russell-smith-videos/anger-and-tears</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/music/russell-smith-videos/anger-and-tears"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/brightcove_stills/273229_18085822.jpg" alt="Anger And Tears" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Qz4Dp5uGuEnd2C77BhWWPQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:41:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/brightcove_stills/273229_18085822.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/music/russell-smith-videos/anger-and-tears</guid></item><item><title>How To Annoy Your Friends</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/how-to-annoy-your-friends-1445839.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/how-to-annoy-your-friends-1445839.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1445839_a1f91435-315d-4eb8-a3d9-7437a2707685_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="How To Annoy Your Friends" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Learn how to annoy your friends so you can totally get on their nerves.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DfuMQRZgaJ6TbpfE4%2fNNFg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:15:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1445839_a1f91435-315d-4eb8-a3d9-7437a2707685_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/how-to-annoy-your-friends-1445839.html</guid></item><item><title>short ski promo for liquidbordwear</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/short-ski-promo-for-liquidbordwear-1438858.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/short-ski-promo-for-liquidbordwear-1438858.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/92iiThqLX1A/default.jpg" alt="short ski promo for liquidbordwear" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;ski promo&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JeXDDJQwgoDh73zEMIznFw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/92iiThqLX1A/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/short-ski-promo-for-liquidbordwear-1438858.html</guid></item><item><title>Dante's Inferno Anger Developer Diary</title><link>http://www.Break.com/game-trailers/game/dantes-inferno/dantes-inferno-anger-developer-diary.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/game-trailers/game/dantes-inferno/dantes-inferno-anger-developer-diary.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/dantes-inferno-anger-dev-diary-thumb.jpg" alt="Dante's Inferno Anger Developer Diary" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Take a look at the Anger level in Dante's Inferno, a place full of rage and violent enemies out to obliterate Dante. Also check out Dante's awesome Scythe weapon. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Rg2V1vPWVCoFl2M9P3s29w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:49:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/dantes-inferno-anger-dev-diary-thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/game-trailers/game/dantes-inferno/dantes-inferno-anger-developer-diary.html</guid></item><item><title>Anger Vs NoK - War Machine</title><link>http://view.break.com/1408583</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://view.break.com/1408583"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/V8lcw0fm_dY/default.jpg" alt="Anger Vs NoK - War Machine" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;this was uploaded as a request from St Anger :) pred rpes someone at the end its fucking sickkkkkkk Rate comment subscribe&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XUIII5pFLtenFwpfYN25aQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/V8lcw0fm_dY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/1408583</guid></item><item><title>Evil Supremacy Film Pt.7 (The Final Destination)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/evil-supremacy-film-pt-7-the-final-destination-1381257.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/evil-supremacy-film-pt-7-the-final-destination-1381257.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mrZaulyF62Q/default.jpg" alt="Evil Supremacy Film Pt.7 (The Final Destination)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Evil Supremacy is finally reaching  its  final Destination as Evils demented fascination way of living has taken a turn for the worse  as he discovers  the woman  he  loves  is hiddng a secret. All hell will break lose as a favor turns into a death wish&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bLIlyR13Prrv%2fu77Yg%2ftmw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 17:47:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mrZaulyF62Q/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/evil-supremacy-film-pt-7-the-final-destination-1381257.html</guid></item><item><title>Don't Look Back in Anger</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/saturday-night-live/dont-look-back-in-anger-1370708.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/saturday-night-live/dont-look-back-in-anger-1370708.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/53/50004053/21902_512x288_generated.jpg" alt="Don't Look Back in Anger" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A bittersweet portrait of John as an old man&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5Cf6mq63jRIsQvKPy7bMng%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:00:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/53/50004053/21902_512x288_generated.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/saturday-night-live/dont-look-back-in-anger-1370708.html</guid></item><item><title>PDA</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/pda-1372307.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/pda-1372307.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/l-ujtdSnbzs/default.jpg" alt="PDA" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I turned in for a directing class. It was banned from YouTube for its violent content. Now re-edited (sort of), it's back online. Geoffrey Nelson Alex Lewis Danielle Voland Steve Hahn Shot by Dan McDavid and John Reilly Directed by John Reilly ... violent blood death anger overreact head girl dialogue pda public display of affection quarters phone ring re-edit kitchen glasses buff tank top punch eyes brain geoffrey nelson alex lewis danielle voland steve hahn dan mcdavid john reilly angry hippo ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0zUgnDSvVymHWhWyT9%2bpzA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/l-ujtdSnbzs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/pda-1372307.html</guid></item><item><title>Don´t Look Back In Anger Oasis 12 Maio 2009 - POA</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/don´t-look-back-in-anger-oasis-12-maio-2009-poa-1393297.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/don´t-look-back-in-anger-oasis-12-maio-2009-poa-1393297.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DYPcyfEBkko/default.jpg" alt="Don´t Look Back In Anger Oasis 12 Maio 2009 - POA" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Don&#180;t Look Back In Anger Oasis 12 Maio 2009 - POA ... Don&#180;t Look Back In Anger Oasis 12 Maio 2009 POA &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=L2DQUEu9%2byprA3PPFMN5qA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DYPcyfEBkko/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/don´t-look-back-in-anger-oasis-12-maio-2009-poa-1393297.html</guid></item><item><title>Iowa LB Pat Angerer -- pre-Penn State</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/iowa-lb-pat-angerer-pre-penn-state-1361137.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/iowa-lb-pat-angerer-pre-penn-state-1361137.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VAfZ_t9oDgc/default.jpg" alt="Iowa LB Pat Angerer -- pre-Penn State" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Iowa linebacker is destined for something in the field of comedy if he doesn't make it in the NFL or in MMA or in whatever alphabet. Here, he talks strategy to stop Penn State (tackle guys), what he does before night games (calls his girlfriends) and the color coordination of Iowa fans (a hip group). ... Pat Angerer Iowa football &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IocBAgDvd4mFQB02eW8TEg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VAfZ_t9oDgc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/iowa-lb-pat-angerer-pre-penn-state-1361137.html</guid></item><item><title>In Search of Scapegoats</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/in-search-of-scapegoats-1355858.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/in-search-of-scapegoats-1355858.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LHevzpbaAVA/default.jpg" alt="In Search of Scapegoats" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;if things had gone otherwise. Thankfully, some cooler heads prevailed...scaling down the rhetoric and emotions on all sides. Let us hope, that the sentiments of Glen Beck and the Orly Taitz crowd will be countered by a less pathetic response. Bullies should be countered...although we should not expect anything in this regard from the DC establishment ... ... Meaningful Opposition Pseudo Democracy Farce Popular Anger Misguided Resentment Right Wing Reactionaries Globalization of Poverty Super ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Oow%2bNoNhbAt4iiyaz6udqA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LHevzpbaAVA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/in-search-of-scapegoats-1355858.html</guid></item><item><title>Maury: If You Say I'm A Whore, Why'd You Sleep With Me? (2008)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-if-you-say-i-m-a-whore-why-d-you-sleep-with-me-2008-1358071.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-if-you-say-i-m-a-whore-why-d-you-sleep-with-me-2008-1358071.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MYVaufn-4lk/default.jpg" alt="Maury: If You Say I'm A Whore, Why'd You Sleep With Me? (2008)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Paternity tests caught on tape! ... maury povich show paternity test not the father victory dance run backstage funny serious issue child support welfare cheque check sex pickles dna drama mom mother dad papa mama anger emotion upset stomach diahrea explosive volatile screaming shouting whateva craziness shocking outrageous i'll prove it your whole family fianc&#233; toilet seat herpes paper std crazy husband food stamps hereditary genetic genes kids back flip rhythm method ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sh563P8lo6FS1hInlnUSyQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MYVaufn-4lk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-if-you-say-i-m-a-whore-why-d-you-sleep-with-me-2008-1358071.html</guid></item><item><title>Hypocritical siter beating and spiral binge eating</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hypocritical-siter-beating-and-spiral-binge-eating-1347317.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hypocritical-siter-beating-and-spiral-binge-eating-1347317.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZM8HGQuEEjo/default.jpg" alt="Hypocritical siter beating and spiral binge eating" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;. ... Ben 2012 DMT LSD acid salvia alex grey jkryon channeling crop circle reptilian sumeria galactic federation pleiadian pleadian lightworker light osho prabhupada ghandi ram dass bob marley resonance love frequency 417 528 DNA hz sound anu desteni equal mind forgive animal blog humane cruel pet dog cat torture shame binge eating disorder anger hate hatred rage fury denial illusions louis CK &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pCXmi1Dq7Vo4LKXTEXGyag%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZM8HGQuEEjo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hypocritical-siter-beating-and-spiral-binge-eating-1347317.html</guid></item><item><title>F Bomb Series - Fox Needs Anger Management</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/f-bomb-series-fox-needs-anger-management-1349623.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/f-bomb-series-fox-needs-anger-management-1349623.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-uqx7zcyoPo/default.jpg" alt="F Bomb Series - Fox Needs Anger Management" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;with the clip, but was funny result nonetheless. How I do this is, I select a popular character, set up a 2-minute brawl with 3 other 300% lvl 9 computers, use nothing but Smartbombs, and fight in a noobish way to create a very funny replay. Enjoy all the fails, wins, and WTF(BOOM!) moments. (Question: How many F-Bombs were dropped? Chain reactions count as one, and overlapping clips are separate. There is a definite answer.) There are some things money can't buy. For everything else ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UJ7LANzqCskW%2bSiu%2bEME%2fA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-uqx7zcyoPo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/f-bomb-series-fox-needs-anger-management-1349623.html</guid></item><item><title>Wolf Kid THE MOVIE: Gorrilla Face and his Bombs!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/wolf-kid-the-movie-gorrilla-face-and-his-bombs-1342370.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/wolf-kid-the-movie-gorrilla-face-and-his-bombs-1342370.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8v6YvmBPnhw/default.jpg" alt="Wolf Kid THE MOVIE: Gorrilla Face and his Bombs!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;with superb acting from Wolf Kid and Special Evil Guest Gorrilla Face Guy (Guy is only sometimes put in) With Music by Five Finger Death Punch (FFDP!!!) SEX!!! Just thought I might add that PLOT: A New Evil Villian on the block named Gorrilla Face has an evil plan to blow the shit out of a country (movie doesn't mention which 1). But there is only one superhero bothered enough to stop him (Actually he's not a superhero he's just a stupid kid with a deformed face but nevertheless) And his ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dW9umbsT7Yas8j3T0jwyXA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8v6YvmBPnhw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/wolf-kid-the-movie-gorrilla-face-and-his-bombs-1342370.html</guid></item><item><title>Epitome Of Battiness</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/epitome-of-battiness-1342567.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/epitome-of-battiness-1342567.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QdsDlqPOuwA/default.jpg" alt="Epitome Of Battiness" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;When Batman gets paid to advertise, things get Batty! Here's a fun video starring Errol Teichert (me haha!) as Batman! ... batman funny errol teichert blaine washington dark knight joker hippo comedy cool awesome commercial advertising dr pepper anger growl cat &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XTT%2fEgGKhTXXo6C0pr91ww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QdsDlqPOuwA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/epitome-of-battiness-1342567.html</guid></item><item><title>Angerfist feat. Crucifier - Broken chain (Remix by Mad Dog)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/angerfist-feat-crucifier-broken-chain-remix-by-mad-dog-1335026.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/angerfist-feat-crucifier-broken-chain-remix-by-mad-dog-1335026.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3FO1shooyq8/default.jpg" alt="Angerfist feat. Crucifier - Broken chain (Remix by Mad Dog)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Disclaimer - This track doees not belong to me, it is uploaded for promotional purposes&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=EUDv%2bNugFBZI%2boVpGqK6xw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3FO1shooyq8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/angerfist-feat-crucifier-broken-chain-remix-by-mad-dog-1335026.html</guid></item><item><title>Serena Williams -- Face of Anger</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/serena-williams-face-of-anger-1330045.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/serena-williams-face-of-anger-1330045.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JC1US5U03Lk/default.jpg" alt="Serena Williams -- Face of Anger" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Serena Williams US Open rant from a different perspective. It was shot by someone in the stands, and you can clearly see the frustration and anger in Serena's face as she chews out the line judge. The video starts a few seconds into Serena's explosion -- after she threatened the judge by saying, If I could, I would take this f**king ball and shove it down your f**king throat. In our video you can hear her tell the line judge, You better be freaking glad I don't do that ... you don't know me ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hSA5UP6xrDPuV%2fq2CRQJgw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JC1US5U03Lk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/serena-williams-face-of-anger-1330045.html</guid></item><item><title>Obama called Kanye West a Jackass for his disruption of Taylor </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/obama-called-kanye-west-a-jackass-for-his-disruption-of-taylor-1325515.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/obama-called-kanye-west-a-jackass-for-his-disruption-of-taylor-1325515.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-IuufahA7sQ/default.jpg" alt="Obama called Kanye West a Jackass for his disruption of Taylor " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;ilovewolff2009.blogspot.com The reaction to Kanye West's hijacking of the microphone from Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards came quickly and unequivocally. Celebrities and fans alike expressed their disapproval of West interrupting Swift's win for Best Female Video to tout his appreciation of nominee Beyonce. Taylor, I'm really happy for you, West said after grabbing the microphone from a clearly stunned Swift. I'll let you finish, but Beyonce ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zLW%2bOsKKIadnueeWwcNa%2fQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-IuufahA7sQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/obama-called-kanye-west-a-jackass-for-his-disruption-of-taylor-1325515.html</guid></item><item><title>Living Overseas as a CIA Case Officer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/living-overseas-as-a-cia-case-officer-1317381.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/living-overseas-as-a-cia-case-officer-1317381.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5YNCq4FL5kw/default.jpg" alt="Living Overseas as a CIA Case Officer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;of the US military machine to turn. * Short, successful military adventures are as effective as the Super Bowl in diverting peoples' attention from unpleasant truths. In 1980, Stockwell said, * if the Soviet Union were to disappear off the face of the map, the United States would quickly seek out new enemies to justify its own military-industrial complex. Further reading * Stockwell, John (December 1990). The Praetorian Guard: The US Role In The New World Order. South End Press. ISBN 0 ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zfIImBfNuN5IkU2WIOpu5Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5YNCq4FL5kw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/living-overseas-as-a-cia-case-officer-1317381.html</guid></item><item><title>Roger federer says I don't give a shit on TV at the 2009 US ope</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/roger-federer-says-i-don-t-give-a-shit-on-tv-at-the-2009-us-ope-1401035.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/roger-federer-says-i-don-t-give-a-shit-on-tv-at-the-2009-us-ope-1401035.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TsIxPENjP4g/default.jpg" alt="Roger federer says I don't give a shit on TV at the 2009 US ope" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Roger federer tells the empire that he doesn't give a shit during US open final. ... Tiger woods golf sports anger winner champion music entertainment new york Nadal venus serena &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=c4PFK9lLPMuzmlUWaLnDzw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TsIxPENjP4g/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/roger-federer-says-i-don-t-give-a-shit-on-tv-at-the-2009-us-ope-1401035.html</guid></item><item><title>Uncore Jumpers | GJUMPER Accident</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/uncore-jumpers-gjumper-accident-1305787.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/uncore-jumpers-gjumper-accident-1305787.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8MvEBDhfNPA/default.jpg" alt="Uncore Jumpers | GJUMPER Accident" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;jumpstyle connexx jumpen connexx community connexx jumpen matrix of jumpstyle deel 5 lol noob own pwn owned pwned naab theyre taking the hobbits to isengard jumpingxvlaznim jumping vlaznim jxv jumpbladez battlefield 2 call of duty counterstrike source cs:s beatbox joseph nouvelle star binladen connexjumpstyle connexx connex conexx conex g-unit 50 cent eminem 2pac tupac jumpingisnotacrime jumpforce jumpfreakz jumpingbitches jumpingtwinz jumptwinz najib amhali jochem meijer ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3T4mWwPfbh90MLbkZA%2faGg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8MvEBDhfNPA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/uncore-jumpers-gjumper-accident-1305787.html</guid></item><item><title>DUMB ASS CATS!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dumb-ass-cats-1308148.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dumb-ass-cats-1308148.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gcKy1kdKXDg/default.jpg" alt="DUMB ASS CATS!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;it smells like i have 20 cats in my room ... angery cat man dumb ass piss out side youtube mad smell tv news jackass stunts guns rifles airsoft fighting G-hoes stupid dog &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=k6Se2ueBzNnAddiplbCvYg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gcKy1kdKXDg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dumb-ass-cats-1308148.html</guid></item><item><title>Dany Heatley - Goodbye &amp;amp; Good Riddance!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dany-heatley-goodbye-good-riddance-1310796.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dany-heatley-goodbye-good-riddance-1310796.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aF13n9K1A_U/default.jpg" alt="Dany Heatley - Goodbye &amp; Good Riddance!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;with your true arrogance &amp;amp; disrespect for your coach that you had for all of half a year. I hope you break a leg in San Jose... no I really mean it! I really hope you break a leg there you classless spotlight hog! Goodbye &amp;amp; Good Riddance! ... Dany Heatley Ottawa Senators San Jose Sharks NHL ice hockey offseason thank you anger fans true arrogance disrespect coach half year break a leg classless jerk spotlight hog Goodbye Good Riddance Jonathan Cheechoo Milan Michalek draft ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3rS4SQvt7j0a%2fc8fH99%2bfA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aF13n9K1A_U/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dany-heatley-goodbye-good-riddance-1310796.html</guid></item><item><title>Fat kid with anger problems!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/fat-kid-with-anger-problems-1304726.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Fat kid has serious anger problems! Very funny!!!&lt;/td&gt;
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