<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:27:07 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:27:07 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Soulja BOY TELLEM</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/soulja-boy-tellem-1490823</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;i made a compilation of stupid people dancing to soulja boy&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=plpfxhbZAm2N8CToMnBiCg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:39:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1490823_c4603646-4248-4235-8848-271d135a24a5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/soulja-boy-tellem-1490823</guid></item><item><title>Penelope</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/saturday-night-live/penelope-1488671.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/saturday-night-live/penelope-1488671.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/942/50013942/124618_512x288_generated.jpg" alt="Penelope" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Man and Wife and National Penelope Day.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=j4RIMz%2b%2ftwjPyh9CGfXRkQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:00:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/942/50013942/124618_512x288_generated.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/saturday-night-live/penelope-1488671.html</guid></item><item><title>Horse Win </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/horse-win-1487504</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/horse-win-1487504"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1487504_97c49a7c-5091-4e19-9820-ccf63cfedb2b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Horse Win " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;For more visit http://www.epicfail.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DOmAA5Fu6iPquvcFwz6nxg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:25:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1487504_97c49a7c-5091-4e19-9820-ccf63cfedb2b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/horse-win-1487504</guid></item><item><title>Most Annoying Beer Pong Distraction</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/most-annoying-beer-pong-distraction-1486612</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/most-annoying-beer-pong-distraction-1486612"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1486612_23e3bedd-ab55-43d9-9691-abf3c075fb10_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Most Annoying Beer Pong Distraction" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Apparently they say its the best dirstraction method out there,, The Phoenix Mating Call&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QC6CeQPzIHpln%2fCOCnXjbw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:40:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1486612_23e3bedd-ab55-43d9-9691-abf3c075fb10_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/most-annoying-beer-pong-distraction-1486612</guid></item><item><title>Elevator - Pet Peeves</title><link>http://www.Break.com/break-originals/elevator-show/elevator---pet-peeves.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/break-originals/elevator-show/elevator---pet-peeves.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/pet-peeves.jpg" alt="Elevator - Pet Peeves" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;People are more annoyed than we realize. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=n4FXy2Ejcyi7IDCopboJ%2bA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:05:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/pet-peeves.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/break-originals/elevator-show/elevator---pet-peeves.html</guid></item><item><title>1 girl, 4 cell phones?!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/1-girl-4-cell-phones-1479118.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/1-girl-4-cell-phones-1479118.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/suK9kmUhx1Y/default.jpg" alt="1 girl, 4 cell phones?!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;yessirr i swear i have 4 cell phoness :) i only give out 1 phone's number unless your like my immediate family.. or friendss. thankss !&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=K3BfouHw%2b0V7guxfiNPwsQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/suK9kmUhx1Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/1-girl-4-cell-phones-1479118.html</guid></item><item><title>The Annoying Orange 2- Plumpkin</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-2-plumpkin-1477633.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-2-plumpkin-1477633.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/l7F5nIA8xmw/default.jpg" alt="The Annoying Orange 2- Plumpkin" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Annoying Orange returns to annoy a pumpkin for Halloween.  WATCH THE FIRST ANNOYING ORANGE- http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA  TWITTER- http-//twitter.com/daneboe   FACEBOOK- http-//facebook.com/daneboe   2ND CHANNEL- http-//youtube.com/user/gagfilms   STORE- http-//www.districtlines.com/Gag-Films  SEND ME STUFF! Daneboe 5225 Canyon Crest Dr. 71-117 Riverside, CA 92507&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0qoTZzWObsLeRAbU093CrQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:47:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/l7F5nIA8xmw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-2-plumpkin-1477633.html</guid></item><item><title>The Annoying Orange</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-1477631.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-1477631.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZN5PoW7_kdA/default.jpg" alt="The Annoying Orange" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;An Orange annoys the hell out of his friend, Apple.  WATCH ANNOYING ORANGE 2- http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7F5nIA8xmw  OUTTAKE- http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEhSeaYTXm8  TWITTER- http-//twitter.com/daneboe   FACEBOOK- http-//facebook.com/daneboe   2ND CHANNEL- http-//youtube.com/user/gagfilms   STORE- http-//www.districtlines.com/Gag-Films&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fMVCBDeq8f6Owb0tQCRFYA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:46:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZN5PoW7_kdA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-1477631.html</guid></item><item><title>It Only Hurts When I Laugh - Snow Tow Blows</title><link>http://www.Break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/it-only-hurts-when-i-laugh---snow-tow-blows.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;From truTVs It Only Hurts When I Laugh - Thursdays at 10pmUnprofessional towing has consequences.From truTV.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IAPLQnyu0L4QYZkiohUstA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:45:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/snow-blows.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/it-only-hurts-when-i-laugh---snow-tow-blows.html</guid></item><item><title>The Annoying Orange 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-2-1473820.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-2-1473820.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1473820_0beff4f6-0d2a-4fd3-98c3-3162529adca7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Annoying Orange 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Annoying Orange returns to annoy a pumpkin for Halloween.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4zfNXPbKnSvclUq5oH9xlg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:30:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1473820_0beff4f6-0d2a-4fd3-98c3-3162529adca7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-2-1473820.html</guid></item><item><title>The Annoying Ginger Kid (Trailer)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-ginger-kid-trailer-1412037.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-ginger-kid-trailer-1412037.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1412037_cbbd81cd-19de-4784-bfde-a6870cb5915d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Annoying Ginger Kid (Trailer)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This Winter...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=o1y6kw5SV0OS30vCU5ypAg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:08:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1412037_cbbd81cd-19de-4784-bfde-a6870cb5915d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-ginger-kid-trailer-1412037.html</guid></item><item><title>Annoying Holy Rollers in Downtown Orlando</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/annoying-holy-rollers-in-downtown-orlando-1456558.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/annoying-holy-rollers-in-downtown-orlando-1456558.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gm_C57ZoQ2g/default.jpg" alt="Annoying Holy Rollers in Downtown Orlando" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In Downtown Orlando, these religious fanatics preach this crap every week-end!!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=C%2fLnPj0oiWW3wX07MLbmNg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:16:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gm_C57ZoQ2g/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/annoying-holy-rollers-in-downtown-orlando-1456558.html</guid></item><item><title>Malcolm &amp;amp; Eddie: Dead Guy</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/malcolm-and-eddie-minisode/malcolm-and-eddie-dead-guy-1454759</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/malcolm-and-eddie-minisode/malcolm-and-eddie-dead-guy-1454759"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465247&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Malcolm &amp; Eddie: Dead Guy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sometimes it's better to get sued. When Malcolm takes on an annoying customer, who fakes a slip and fall and sues for millions, he thinks that's the worst of it. But when the customer dies in Malcolm's kitchen, it's more than a health code violation.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FL7Mv3MNZDNQaYOI9PBHaA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:46:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465247&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/malcolm-and-eddie-minisode/malcolm-and-eddie-dead-guy-1454759</guid></item><item><title>Interview</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-groundlings/interview-1453089</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-groundlings/interview-1453089"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416134&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Interview" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt; Job interviews are always stressful. Especially when the candidate has turrets.  The corporate environment can be a hostile place.  
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=V4ekp2lDcDJ4ZZ4AnxAiTg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:37:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416134&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-groundlings/interview-1453089</guid></item><item><title>Sleepover</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-groundlings/sleepover-1453076</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Slumber parties are always fun. On the agenda: Stay up late, make prank calls and watch drunken father romp around in his underwear drunk dialing a male co-worker for sex.  
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VZOQXXt7aChb76sysukVvw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:35:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2417196&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-groundlings/sleepover-1453076</guid></item><item><title>Annoying Couple</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/annoying-couple-1453008</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/annoying-couple-1453008"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416150&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Annoying Couple" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;OWEN BENJAMIN PRESENTS - It's summer. You have no girlfriend and your roommate won't shut up about his. Owen understands. 
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=E3nonKnv11UHMSXSrWc1dQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:25:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416150&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/annoying-couple-1453008</guid></item><item><title>Loud</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/loud-1453007</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/loud-1453007"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2418477&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Loud" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;We all have that friend who talks way too loudly.  Shut your friend up with this video card from Owen Benjamin. Owen Benjamin offers his expertise in dealing with uncomfortable situations.                         

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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bD35wVYVinxyCZAVEQdUzg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:25:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2418477&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/loud-1453007</guid></item><item><title>Viral</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/viral-1453005</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/viral-1453005"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2418480&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Viral" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Are you one &quot;hey, check out this vid ;-)&quot;away from a breakdown?  End the cycle forever by replying with this video card from Owen Benjamin.  Owen Benjamin offers his expertise in dealing with uncomfortable situations. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sHgEyBmEqTRXvYN8%2b5zfbg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:24:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2418480&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/viral-1453005</guid></item><item><title>Toucher</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/toucher-1453003</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/toucher-1453003"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2418478&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Toucher" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Does your friend get a little too close?  Get your friend to back off with this helpful video card from Owen Benjamin.  Owen Benjamin offers his expertise in dealing with uncomfortable situations. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FMIeefgIxkzGFJiWi1U4rg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:24:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2418478&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/toucher-1453003</guid></item><item><title>How To Annoy Your Friends</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/how-to-annoy-your-friends-1445839.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/how-to-annoy-your-friends-1445839.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1445839_a1f91435-315d-4eb8-a3d9-7437a2707685_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="How To Annoy Your Friends" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Learn how to annoy your friends so you can totally get on their nerves.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DfuMQRZgaJ6TbpfE4%2fNNFg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:15:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1445839_a1f91435-315d-4eb8-a3d9-7437a2707685_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/how-to-annoy-your-friends-1445839.html</guid></item><item><title>The Annoying Orange</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-1432449.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-1432449.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1432449_221a78e8-f7dd-4e37-a374-646be4adb6cc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Annoying Orange" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;An Orange annoys the hell out of his friend, Apple.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2DaMtX0nk7fkpKYHQ9cA6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:21:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1432449_221a78e8-f7dd-4e37-a374-646be4adb6cc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-annoying-orange-1432449.html</guid></item><item><title>My first 360 flip</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/my-first-360-flip-1431137.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/my-first-360-flip-1431137.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Yh03BhN_lRM/default.jpg" alt="My first 360 flip" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;dont comment if you're better than me or just wanna fuck with me, its so immature. cause i don't care if you're better than me, just showing one of my first tre flip ... my first 360 flip tre ever movie simpsons rodney mullen trick trix tricks css clayman varial kickflip pissed annoying snowboard skateboard skate board broken bone bruten br&#228;da decay skateboarding sk8 &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qQySf14rzWVO9SrT%2feqntg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Yh03BhN_lRM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/my-first-360-flip-1431137.html</guid></item><item><title>Annoying Fat Kid Thinks He Can Act And Review Games pt. 1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/annoying-fat-kid-thinks-he-can-act-and-review-games-pt-1-1369212.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/annoying-fat-kid-thinks-he-can-act-and-review-games-pt-1-1369212.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xLYc5KIviDs/default.jpg" alt="Annoying Fat Kid Thinks He Can Act And Review Games pt. 1" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Okay let's face it... EVERYONE'S doing commentaries, even the people that said JetroidMonkey was worse than Hitler are throwing their hats in the ring. So what can I do that's special from the rest? Well nothing really, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy doing it. This isn't my FIRST solo commentary though. I made one previously but I think people would make a BIG deAL about it...I think at least 2000 of them and 6 extra maybe because it gets pretty abrasive. There's double standards in ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2VUrS9hclw9yLEQU0fIMnA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xLYc5KIviDs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/annoying-fat-kid-thinks-he-can-act-and-review-games-pt-1-1369212.html</guid></item><item><title>What Not to Buy Your Kids. Ep.1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/what-not-to-buy-your-kids-ep-1-1369896.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/what-not-to-buy-your-kids-ep-1-1369896.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/518yWgyjCbg/default.jpg" alt="What Not to Buy Your Kids. Ep.1" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This will be a series. Today we focus on toy pianos. Inspired by JeepersMedia. No copyright intended. I just review what I think are annoying toys. ... annoying toys hippo piano review not to buy your kids &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OTXOkk9JBilJIydatx6uUg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/518yWgyjCbg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/what-not-to-buy-your-kids-ep-1-1369896.html</guid></item><item><title>Dogma Salma Hayek Candy Girl-So Cute</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dogma-salma-hayek-candy-girl-so-cute-1362908.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dogma-salma-hayek-candy-girl-so-cute-1362908.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VGjCNtCTOjk/default.jpg" alt="Dogma Salma Hayek Candy Girl-So Cute" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Dogma Salma Hayek Candy Girl-So Cute&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=phHxVX21P5AYyujf8s3Z4g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VGjCNtCTOjk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dogma-salma-hayek-candy-girl-so-cute-1362908.html</guid></item><item><title>The Nerd</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-nerd-1349501.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-nerd-1349501.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dpMtgJexM4Q/default.jpg" alt="The Nerd" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Jesse, the nerd, played by Shane, gets beat up by the local bully, Matthew, played by Josh ... Nerds bullys beat up annoying &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=O4yW3LQHF7FU5pj03ZZfeQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dpMtgJexM4Q/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-nerd-1349501.html</guid></item><item><title>Birds and Squirrels</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/birds-and-squirrels-1349907.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/birds-and-squirrels-1349907.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y9VG0LYhtoQ/default.jpg" alt="Birds and Squirrels" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A squirrel and a bird duke it out in front of my apartment. This happens almost every morning. It's SO irritating. I want to get a BB gun out, but there must be some humane way to make this stop! Sorry for the awful videography, the sound is the important part here.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mLWA19WqAlX%2bMsjEox3nEw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y9VG0LYhtoQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/birds-and-squirrels-1349907.html</guid></item><item><title>My 6 year old niece is going to be a stripper!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/my-6-year-old-niece-is-going-to-be-a-stripper-1346597.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/my-6-year-old-niece-is-going-to-be-a-stripper-1346597.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TbMnelkEzFU/default.jpg" alt="My 6 year old niece is going to be a stripper!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;www.twitter.com/Sarahforgot&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=AB5VXUEJzlflKm%2fDKQvABA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TbMnelkEzFU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/my-6-year-old-niece-is-going-to-be-a-stripper-1346597.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: The Chaotic 50,000 Subscriber Milestone</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-the-chaotic-50-000-subscriber-milestone-1337617.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-the-chaotic-50-000-subscriber-milestone-1337617.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jYX7dkcc3lk/default.jpg" alt="Re: The Chaotic 50,000 Subscriber Milestone" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... Das Bo Schitt DasBoSchitt funny fight haax gravity cat annoying sound Gmod Garrys Mod Idiot Box subscriber milestone &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4PsLrcpaIoJmqLWLwan7Nw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jYX7dkcc3lk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-the-chaotic-50-000-subscriber-milestone-1337617.html</guid></item><item><title>Waffley Love</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/waffley-love-1325833.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/waffley-love-1325833.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/o7aMdwdoAp8/default.jpg" alt="Waffley Love" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;waffley love. crystal falls in love with a waffle. enjoy. ... waffle in love blonde brunette dumb awful stupid idiotic annoying crystal and claire &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=omwEBFleDUXJCIOXKBXuIg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/o7aMdwdoAp8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/waffley-love-1325833.html</guid></item></channel></rss>