<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:41:40 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:41:40 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Walt Mossberg: Microsoft and Yahoo have betrayed me.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/walt-mossberg-microsoft-and-yahoo-have-betrayed-me-874696.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/walt-mossberg-microsoft-and-yahoo-have-betrayed-me-874696.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/874696_454c63ee-352a-4fc8-ac67-b1ac52776512_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Walt Mossberg: Microsoft and Yahoo have betrayed me." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Microsoft and Yahoo have announced a strategic partnership. Some may call it a natural fit, but I call it a betrayal Ill never get over.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5frXv2NGqykeDQ7Fi1L1LA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:01:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/874696_454c63ee-352a-4fc8-ac67-b1ac52776512_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/walt-mossberg-microsoft-and-yahoo-have-betrayed-me-874696.html</guid></item><item><title>Walt Mossbergs Guide to Surviving Windows 7</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/walt-mossbergs-guide-to-surviving-windows-7-832039.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/walt-mossbergs-guide-to-surviving-windows-7-832039.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/832039_262a3dbf-485f-4c3f-8eaa-71187dc13e06_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Walt Mossbergs Guide to Surviving Windows 7" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Walt Mossberg lets you know what the REAL, TERRIFYING dangers of Windows 7, and exactly what you need to do to survive it. This is perhaps the most important video you will ever see.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2FEgjkp1SWSBhp3ZKIHkyQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:12:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/832039_262a3dbf-485f-4c3f-8eaa-71187dc13e06_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/walt-mossbergs-guide-to-surviving-windows-7-832039.html</guid></item><item><title>Developers! Developers! Developers! - Internet Explorer 8</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/ninja-developers-727724.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/ninja-developers-727724.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/727724_de1c1a86-dd5a-4e5d-822b-98413a94290b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Developers! Developers! Developers! - Internet Explorer 8" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Ninja knows what makes for a great Internet experience – developers; stacks, upon stacks of developers.http://tinyurl.com/InternetExplorer8History&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=d37w6ov2rUaHsGxwiEaU4g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 18:37:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/727724_de1c1a86-dd5a-4e5d-822b-98413a94290b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/ninja-developers-727724.html</guid></item><item><title>Gears of War 2 Obama Easter Egg Turtorial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gears-of-war-2-obama-easter-egg-turtorial-1277061.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gears-of-war-2-obama-easter-egg-turtorial-1277061.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YkR_LJHYtaw/default.jpg" alt="Gears of War 2 Obama Easter Egg Turtorial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;... Windows Seven Beta Test Version Microsoft Computer build 6801 mac users suck apple snowleopard Julius emeek77 crapintosh wwdc microcenter microsoft os 10 leopard viciousdave119 shit osx linux dakwitha360 boypocketsjr computer tech central xp help macintosh vista upload higher quality video adobe music technology comeback vengeance imac gas fire burn pro bullshit kost ibashpc PDC 2008 concept design Miniwin bill gates steve ballmer jobs power director vegas internet explorer Google chrome ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VZU%2fBKiiJCs4C30BIe0YFQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YkR_LJHYtaw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gears-of-war-2-obama-easter-egg-turtorial-1277061.html</guid></item><item><title>Steve Ballmer dodges egg attack</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Steve-Ballmer-dodges-egg-attack-505265.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Steve-Ballmer-dodges-egg-attack-505265.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/505265_1fb75087-5c90-4f0f-887a-bdeb2f4dda92_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Steve Ballmer dodges egg attack" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;look at his moves when dodging a 3 egg attack&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jQoyxyfF4eTu15s7Kmk9Ww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 23:34:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/505265_1fb75087-5c90-4f0f-887a-bdeb2f4dda92_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Steve-Ballmer-dodges-egg-attack-505265.html</guid></item><item><title>Steve Ballmer Egged in Hungary</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/steve-ballmer-egged-in-hungary.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/steve-ballmer-egged-in-hungary.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/steve-ballmer-egged-in-hungary.jpg" alt="Steve Ballmer Egged in Hungary" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;While giving a lecture in Hungary Steve Ballmer gets egged by an angry student upset over the fact that Microsoft charges public universities to use their software.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Mkai8QhSmJqoj1YVF1FpWw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 23:10:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/steve-ballmer-egged-in-hungary.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/steve-ballmer-egged-in-hungary.html</guid></item><item><title>Steve Ballmer Egged In Hungary</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Steve-Ballmer-Egged-In-Hungary-505240.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Steve-Ballmer-Egged-In-Hungary-505240.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/505240_61219476-2af4-4440-816d-d7e948e82683_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Steve Ballmer Egged In Hungary" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Steve Ballmer giving a speech at a university in Hungary gets interrupted and egged by one of the students upset that Microsoft charges universities to user their product.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=aRyQZHogHwJWbK4qj3HdMA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:45:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/505240_61219476-2af4-4440-816d-d7e948e82683_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Steve-Ballmer-Egged-In-Hungary-505240.html</guid></item><item><title>HTC Diamond 'iPhone Killer' launches: Megawhat gadget &amp;amp; technolo</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/HTC-Diamond-iPhone-Killer-launches-Megawhat-gadget-technolo-499315.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/HTC-Diamond-iPhone-Killer-launches-Megawhat-gadget-technolo-499315.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/499315_84dd97e8-2528-429a-bd8f-301250dc4dcb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="HTC Diamond 'iPhone Killer' launches: Megawhat gadget &amp; technolo" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Is the HTC Diamond the iPhone killer? Plus Yahoo shares plummet, Freesat launches in UK, Vodafone gets the iPhone and a BlackBerry 9000 GPRS version is spotted.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6KVvwqijbMKxDfed7uwafQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 10:42:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/499315_84dd97e8-2528-429a-bd8f-301250dc4dcb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/HTC-Diamond-iPhone-Killer-launches-Megawhat-gadget-technolo-499315.html</guid></item><item><title>Microsoft CEO Ballmer laughs at Apple</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Microsoft-CEO-Ballmer-laughs-at-Apple-458051.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Microsoft-CEO-Ballmer-laughs-at-Apple-458051.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/458051_e9f9b10f-9aa8-475a-9744-f150d502c430_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Microsoft CEO Ballmer laughs at Apple" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;ohhh this is soo true&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=s3xil1A1SJOFgcNldyINpw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:41:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/458051_e9f9b10f-9aa8-475a-9744-f150d502c430_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Microsoft-CEO-Ballmer-laughs-at-Apple-458051.html</guid></item><item><title>Steve Ballmer Developers Techno Remix</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Steve-Ballmer-Developers-Techno-Remix-447280.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Steve-Ballmer-Developers-Techno-Remix-447280.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447280_2698ac22-8f7b-444b-b284-1c8dc0349e16_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Steve Ballmer Developers Techno Remix" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Steve Ballmer clips remixed into a techno song&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Vd1QMi5YQey%2bATCmvueL4Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:09:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447280_2698ac22-8f7b-444b-b284-1c8dc0349e16_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Steve-Ballmer-Developers-Techno-Remix-447280.html</guid></item><item><title>Steve Ballmer sells Windows 1.0</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Steve-Ballmer-sells-Windows-1-0-405312.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Steve-Ballmer-sells-Windows-1-0-405312.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/11/405312_ba5f24b6-393b-412f-a13e-a58981bdf0e0_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Steve Ballmer sells Windows 1.0" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Evidence, that he's crazy just for a long time..&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=J1Cl0aX7R9eWheq9zzPD%2bw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:30:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/11/405312_ba5f24b6-393b-412f-a13e-a58981bdf0e0_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Steve-Ballmer-sells-Windows-1-0-405312.html</guid></item><item><title>Adolf Hitler - Vista Problems!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/adolf-hitler-vista-problems-1199216.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/adolf-hitler-vista-problems-1199216.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ExeyrNZwzwQ/default.jpg" alt="Adolf Hitler - Vista Problems!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Adolf Hitler freaks out, because Windows Vista doesn't work properly on his personal computer. The clip originates from The downfall [English title] and Der Untergang [Original German title]. A great movie illustrating the last days of Adolf Hitler's life. The original footage is not created by me. Its rights are rightfully owned by Constantin Film Produktion GmbH. All rights reserved. ... hitler vista parody satire microsoft windows adolf adolph ballmer untergang downfall blacktronic ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LLUPjz6ZUKUJ%2b39fhTxBAg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ExeyrNZwzwQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/adolf-hitler-vista-problems-1199216.html</guid></item><item><title>This guy is INSANE remix</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/This-guy-is-INSANE-remix-352944.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/This-guy-is-INSANE-remix-352944.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/352944_696a4b11-19f5-4e55-b8ae-fcd89d0d332d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="This guy is INSANE remix" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Steve Ballmer being crazy made into a song.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nO9Nx2GZrJcDuCfmb9%2fdSg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:57:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/352944_696a4b11-19f5-4e55-b8ae-fcd89d0d332d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/This-guy-is-INSANE-remix-352944.html</guid></item><item><title>Steve Jobs and Steve Ballmer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/steve-jobs-and-steve-ballmer-1009067.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/steve-jobs-and-steve-ballmer-1009067.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dR8SAFRBmcU/default.jpg" alt="Steve Jobs and Steve Ballmer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They have no taste and I don't mean that in a small way, I mean that in a big way ... Steve Jobs Ballmer Apple Microsoft Rise of Silicon Valley &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=AtnVCPpflvy%2fcuLwgbAIDw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dR8SAFRBmcU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/steve-jobs-and-steve-ballmer-1009067.html</guid></item><item><title>Funny Microsoft Windows Commercial from 1986</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/Funny-Microsoft-Windows-Commercial-from-1986-214534.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/Funny-Microsoft-Windows-Commercial-from-1986-214534.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/1/214534_04b536ef-6313-4222-8fc5-36cbe2e9d3bf_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Funny Microsoft Windows Commercial from 1986" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;How much do you think this advanced operating system is worth? $500, $1000?! It even includes a clock and reversi!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=q6bvVZ1fkPxvuXcCO1Ujqg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:45:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/1/214534_04b536ef-6313-4222-8fc5-36cbe2e9d3bf_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/Funny-Microsoft-Windows-Commercial-from-1986-214534.html</guid></item><item><title>Young FrankenSteve</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/young-frankensteve-1139260.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/young-frankensteve-1139260.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/m6rqXHX3O48/default.jpg" alt="Young FrankenSteve" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;~ This is an entry into the May SiftOff contest for www.videosift.com Thanks to all the people who have linked this!! I'm glad you all are enjoying it. Quite honestly, if I'd known more than 3 people would see it I would have worked a bit harder on the ending. This only took a day, and I rushed. See what happens when you rush? ----------------- The clip I used is several years old, but I only recently saw it for the first time and felt so inspired that I had to do this. It was too perfect ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gTnkR75z1kG%2bty7nkVA6RQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/m6rqXHX3O48/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/young-frankensteve-1139260.html</guid></item><item><title>Steve Ballmer feat. Bill Gates - Da da da</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/steve-ballmer-feat-bill-gates-da-da-da-944602.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/steve-ballmer-feat-bill-gates-da-da-da-944602.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Steve Ballmer feat. Bill Gates - Da da da" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Steve ballmer and Bill Gates drive a car ... steve ballmer bill gates da &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yRk9m7E6yiUebAv1rZaeAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/steve-ballmer-feat-bill-gates-da-da-da-944602.html</guid></item><item><title>Steve Ballmer going crazy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/steve-ballmer-going-crazy-1153493.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/steve-ballmer-going-crazy-1153493.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wvsboPUjrGc/default.jpg" alt="Steve Ballmer going crazy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Steve Ballmer starting a presentation. ... Crazy Ballmer &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mXrZYKE7bb7xLODsLtyKHQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wvsboPUjrGc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/steve-ballmer-going-crazy-1153493.html</guid></item><item><title>Ballmer sells windows1.0</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/ballmer-sells-windows1-0-1053080.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/ballmer-sells-windows1-0-1053080.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tGvHNNOLnCk/default.jpg" alt="Ballmer sells windows1.0" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The commercial of Windows 1.0. Steve Ballmer telling about all the features of the OS ... Ballmer Windows Ridiculous &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/steve-ballmer-developers-musicvideo-974816.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8zEQhhaJsU4/default.jpg" alt="Steve Ballmer - developers musicvideo" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Created by Dow Jones Steve Ballmer - developers music video Not created by gotogrado.com ... Steve Ballmer microsoft hasecroft developers music video nerd &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UTGy5FZ6qUoaTv2%2fZHIu3w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8zEQhhaJsU4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/steve-ballmer-developers-musicvideo-974816.html</guid></item></channel></rss>