<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:50:24 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:50:24 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Tough Clerk Wrestles Gun From Robber</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/tough-clerk-wrestles-gun-from-robber.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A jewelry store owner shows an amazingly cool head as he disarms a thief. With a disguise like that, it's no wonder he fails miserably.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8PkY4osu%2f%2fXKlZfMvYTUgA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:42:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/tough-clerk-wrestles-gun-from-robber.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/tough-clerk-wrestles-gun-from-robber.html</guid></item><item><title>Clerk Wrestles Gun From Robber</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/clerk-wrestles-gun-from-robber-1500000</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Badass dude pulls a jackie chan in rush hour to disarm this guy&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kzjnhJc%2f0wbJRn3Ym0Y5%2bw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:29:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1500000_5cc93092-61db-4f0f-89d2-9d61f6fb48c6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/clerk-wrestles-gun-from-robber-1500000</guid></item><item><title>A Word From Our Sponsors! #3 - SR Lager</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/a-word-from-our-sponsors-3-sr-lager-1482299.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Another fine commercial from SR Products. This is where Matts saga begins!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=s0uaH%2fD7dSkliV%2fCVoqgjQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:23:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1482299_20ee5499-deda-47f4-a2e2-9de7f9b1e71c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/a-word-from-our-sponsors-3-sr-lager-1482299.html</guid></item><item><title>Two Employees Fall Off Ladder</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/two-employees-fall-off-ladder.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Not exactly the best way to climb the corporate convenience store ladder. It's the exact opposite, actually.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=j%2fZSPJwcsJQmQrnYo4Lmjw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:11:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/two-employees-fall-off-ladder.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/two-employees-fall-off-ladder.html</guid></item><item><title>Clerks II (2) - Jay dancing to Goodbye, horses. fatwa</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/clerks-ii-2-jay-dancing-to-goodbye-horses-fatwa-1463873.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The Scene is origionally from Silence of the Lambs - Buffalo bills dance to this song. This Sequence is from the movie Clerks2. When Jay from Jay &amp;amp; Silent Bob gets bored.. Bob puts on Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses song for him to dance too.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ecWOIUEc7U6fVgkIUNaGdg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:56:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0-Xl_Zx9m5Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/clerks-ii-2-jay-dancing-to-goodbye-horses-fatwa-1463873.html</guid></item><item><title>Badass Store Clerk Chases Down Beer Thief</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/badass-store-clerk-chases-down-beer-thief.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A would-be beer robber had a decent escape plan and everything, but he was no match for this fearless employee.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;This is our first show called, 88. Our audio quality kind of crapped out on us and the auto focus was stuck. Our next show will be 100 X better and with audience interactions as well!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lsRibgU6530LN0pe5dvuig%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:10:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1329149_a9875f39-41fd-4550-b614-7390645c8e4a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/h1n1-outbreak-1329149.html</guid></item><item><title>Clerk takes out robber</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/clerk-takes-out-robber-1308047.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;girl that says she would give the guy the money and call the police because that is how it should be handled... She forgot to add in there Pray he will not just shoot you even if you do give him the money. We all know that does happen, where the clerk does nothing wrong and gets shot and killed anyway. FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO IF YOU WISH!!! THAT IS WHY I ADDED IT. ... robber robbery gun clerk news gas station store armed criminal self defense life death justified shooting shots ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ofB59JwNzNfZr%2b5wKx%2fbOw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8FSChNto9qA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/clerk-takes-out-robber-1308047.html</guid></item><item><title>Robbing a Store Blooper</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/robbing-a-store-blooper-1297938.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A robber points a gun in this clerk's face, so the clerk decides to beat the crap out of him.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oarOvdFnHBkTHiAyhnVkbg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4aci1HqEGk0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/robbing-a-store-blooper-1297938.html</guid></item><item><title>Clerk Beats Down Armed Robber</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/clerk-beats-down-armed-robber.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A robber points a gun in this clerk's face, so the clerk decides to beat the crap out of him. He better get Employee of the Month for this.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;If he doesnt win employee of the month, something is wrong with the world.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;A clerk fought back against a robber with a taser, firing two shots from a handgun. The perpetrator continued trying to fight but succumbed to his wounds and later died. Video from: www.myfoxmemphis.com Visit www.gundefense.net for more! Comments containing profanity, racism or other abuse will be removed.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FVDzz7fcb9Cxl1P1VfMp6g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QfVnyOadwWM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/memphis-clerk-shoots-taser-wielding-crook-1263040.html</guid></item><item><title>Idiot Robbers Owned by Store Clerks</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/idiot-robbers-owned-by-store-clerks.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Who needs a gun to protect a jewelry store when you can just throw a chair at your assailants to make them run away like cowards?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DPKcbFMLk5X4C0DzwJyieQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:04:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/idiot-robbers-owned-by-store-clerks.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/idiot-robbers-owned-by-store-clerks.html</guid></item><item><title>Idiot Robbers Owned by Store Clerks</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/idiot-robbers-owned-by-store-clerks-1249413.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Idiot Robbers Owned by Store Clerks&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fA65lEjphht4zeuuLpgEsw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QOcwqCYXrQo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/idiot-robbers-owned-by-store-clerks-1249413.html</guid></item><item><title>My Dvd Collection Update 8/30/09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/my-dvd-collection-update-8-30-09-1260865.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Left: Starring: Sandra Cassel and Lucy Grantham. Directed by Wes Craven. Euro-Trip: Starring: Scott Mechlowicz, Jacob Pitts, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Travis Wester. Diretced by Jeff Schaffer. Road Trip: Starring: Tom Green, Breckin Meyer, Amy Smart, DJ Qualls, Shawn William-Scott, and Fred Ward. Directed by Todd Phillips. Wieners: Starring: Kenan Thompson, Jenny McCartney, Darrel Hammond, and Zachary Levi. Directed Mark Steilen. Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives. Hosted by Guy Fieri. Back to ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BjbrB%2bNIFL1Qk8NAWp2EfA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/C816ZDbSjC0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/my-dvd-collection-update-8-30-09-1260865.html</guid></item><item><title>Kevin Smith On His Grandparents - Grandparents Day 2009</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/kevin-smith-on-his-grandparents-grandparents-day-2009-1105760.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;In honor of the 30th anniversary of National Grandparents Day in 2009, Grandparents.com interviewed celebrities Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Kevin Pollack, Kevin Smith, and more about their grandparents.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hPSMbKMHSl%2f78loqRUioiw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:38:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1105760_6aaf9d2f-40fd-45bb-aecb-80beabec9663_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/kevin-smith-on-his-grandparents-grandparents-day-2009-1105760.html</guid></item><item><title>Beautiful Bikini Babe Pranked</title><link>http://www.Break.com/pranks/beautiful-bikini-babe-pranked.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;You don't need to speak Spanish to know this babe is way hot, and way stupid.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kUS3J0xqHXuj9rd6ZpJnJA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:01:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/beautiful-bikini-babe-pranked.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/pranks/beautiful-bikini-babe-pranked.html</guid></item><item><title>Clerk 7</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/clerk-7-1169207.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;MANOJ KUMAR'S 'KEELERCK' Bow down to the genius of this man. See this wonderful movie and all your sins will be washed away. ... manoj kumar clerk hindi india mumbai bollywood comedy ham scene sajid khan bharat rekha sashi kapoor ashok &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=f8WjqQTIHi%2fF%2butTDiRRlw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/leq6izEKsQQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/clerk-7-1169207.html</guid></item><item><title>thatguywiththeglasses - 10 / Aug / 09 releases</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/thatguywiththeglasses-10-aug-09-releases-1131337.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/thatguywiththeglasses-10-aug-09-releases-1131337.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hIO2QzWbQic/default.jpg" alt="thatguywiththeglasses - 10 / Aug / 09 releases" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;5secondmovies.blip.tv Lee Still Gaming SnapShot - MLB Power Pros: btstillgaming.blip.tv The Games Heroes - Evo Fighting Championships 09: thegameheroestom.blip.tv ----------------------------- Full Credit to : thatguywiththeglasses.com ----------------------------- TGWTG Twitter Page: twitter.com Channel Awesome Facebook Page: www.facebook.com ----------------------------- Music used in Trailer: Wake the Dead by ComeBack Kid Song suggested by: BigEOT3 www.youtube.com ... thatguywiththeglasses ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=W15OhlDz%2fC78lKiKNRASkQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hIO2QzWbQic/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/thatguywiththeglasses-10-aug-09-releases-1131337.html</guid></item><item><title>The Robbery</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-robbery-1092345.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-robbery-1092345.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rS6EZnjKV5o/default.jpg" alt="The Robbery" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;when a store clerk gets robbed the popo comes after him&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xoFB8swHImhke3s5W2N3PQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rS6EZnjKV5o/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-robbery-1092345.html</guid></item><item><title>AUDIO: Hotel Front Desk Clerk Drinks Urine</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/audio-hotel-front-desk-clerk-drinks-urine-1114225.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/audio-hotel-front-desk-clerk-drinks-urine-1114225.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bh5p5mN0zF0/default.jpg" alt="AUDIO: Hotel Front Desk Clerk Drinks Urine" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;that quickly turned disgusting. Word first surfaced on The Smoking Gun website. The report claims a man called a guest at a Lexington hotel, and later an employee at the Hom More.. More.. More.. More..ewood Suites, making up an elaborate story about a Hepatitis scare and the need to drink a liquid. In the end, investigators say the clerk ended up drinking the man's urine, after the prank caller told her it was apple cider. It was all caught on audio tape. The incident is now being ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=l6s%2fhmT9aYNtPc0t7TRV6g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bh5p5mN0zF0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/audio-hotel-front-desk-clerk-drinks-urine-1114225.html</guid></item><item><title>Prank Call on Local News: Hotel Front Desk Clerk Drinks Urine</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/prank-call-on-local-news-hotel-front-desk-clerk-drinks-urine-1091750.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/prank-call-on-local-news-hotel-front-desk-clerk-drinks-urine-1091750.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rkJ24rD4zEU/default.jpg" alt="Prank Call on Local News: Hotel Front Desk Clerk Drinks Urine" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Some call it telephone terrorism, and now, police say a group behind a string of nationwide prank calls, found victims in Central Kentucky. Investigators say a guest and employee at a Lexington hotel fell for a trick, that quickly turned disgusting. Word first surfaced on The Smoking Gun website. The report claims a man called a guest at a Lexington hotel, and later an employee at the Homewood Suites, making up an elaborate story about a Hepatitis scare and the need to drink a liquid. In the ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wxkaCloZww%2f43yERVCWB6Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rkJ24rD4zEU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/prank-call-on-local-news-hotel-front-desk-clerk-drinks-urine-1091750.html</guid></item><item><title>Fat People: Cinnamon Edition.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fat-people-cinnamon-edition-1106276.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fat-people-cinnamon-edition-1106276.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QOjdWJg6jfk/default.jpg" alt="Fat People: Cinnamon Edition." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Me and my best bud doing some crazy shit. if you dont laugh go to hell you fatfuck. In the words of fatfuck, Subscribe if your not a fatfuck like me.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2P4tpuYzWtsOLSWDWhBWtg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QOjdWJg6jfk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fat-people-cinnamon-edition-1106276.html</guid></item><item><title>*RANT ON ANNOYING PUBLIC PEOPLE*</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/rant-on-annoying-public-people-1040941.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/rant-on-annoying-public-people-1040941.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9kn-mltjJ_4/default.jpg" alt="*RANT ON ANNOYING PUBLIC PEOPLE*" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Damn.. transexual teachers.. annoying bus passengers .. crazy clerks.. mexican.. wow.. I told u !!! tell me.. what's annoying to you ? ... transexual teacher in camera bus passengers on drugs robbing clerks mexican racist funny penis get smart &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=35yxe3vQ5G0RA0RbyaBPRw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9kn-mltjJ_4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/rant-on-annoying-public-people-1040941.html</guid></item><item><title>Robbery</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/robbery-1012263.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/robbery-1012263.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7xRrqwGRIqs/default.jpg" alt="Robbery" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A classic bank robbery turns upside down&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=a3pK7mNW1s9rNExSbR6HUA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7xRrqwGRIqs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/robbery-1012263.html</guid></item><item><title>Robbery Fail: Thief Begs</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/robbery-fail-thief-begs-951845.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/robbery-fail-thief-begs-951845.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Robbery Fail: Thief Begs" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A man trying to rob a store has the tides turn as the clerk pulls out a rifle. The man begs saying he needs to support family and leaves with $40 and a loaf of bread, and no jail time.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GfnDcCeLhu1IofuMiGQ5Sw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/robbery-fail-thief-begs-951845.html</guid></item><item><title>Jay's extended tuck dance! ( LEGIT!!!!!!!!! FROM CLERKS 2 )</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jay-s-extended-tuck-dance-legit-from-clerks-2-939462.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;YES i no the part that's extended is not in the best quality but you can still see it so it all works out.. subscribe if your happy that you finally saw more of what you wanted... NO THIS ISN'T A POP UP WE DO THEM BUT NO MORE JUST LOWER THE VOLUME N SCAN THREW ITS FINE TRUST ME!!!! ... jay and silent bob clerks moobys dry hump tank top tuck dance funny sorry about the quality poop tits boobies boobs boob nice rack &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hYBriDJ1EVxGWngImevvWA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jay-s-extended-tuck-dance-legit-from-clerks-2-939462.html</guid></item><item><title>Penis Stuck in the Bottle Crank Call 4: Janice &amp;amp; Sue Hardware S</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/penis-stuck-in-the-bottle-crank-call-4-janice-sue-hardware-s-840756.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Penis Stuck in the Bottle Crank Call 4: Janice &amp;amp; Sue Hardware Store, Nursing Home Lady - Freakout Freakshow Minister Danny Bohrnarmaien calls Hardware Stores and Plumbers to find someone that will get his penis out of the bottle. He saw on the internet that if you heat up a baby food bottle in the microwave and then insert your penis in it, apparently it feels very womenly. But he got it stuck and he can't call an ambulance because he fears that it will get out in town that the Minister is ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1%2fz3pH3IKsNG0lNkRDhnrQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/penis-stuck-in-the-bottle-crank-call-4-janice-sue-hardware-s-840756.html</guid></item><item><title>Vanessa Hudgens &amp;amp; Mila Kunis- Same Girl</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/vanessa-hudgens-mila-kunis-same-girl-1058704.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;ADD MY TWITTER! twitter.com yeaaa..the verse for this song i made sucked...and sounded HORRIBLE....so i took it off edited it out and re-uploaded I SAY AGAIN!!! I AM NOT A SINGER SO BACK OFF!!!! I was watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall and i was like WHOA Mila Kunis(That 70's show,...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=edHNeHTFhb45Z67W4dPtMw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mb8Hv-fPgKY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/vanessa-hudgens-mila-kunis-same-girl-1058704.html</guid></item><item><title>Scott Mosier on H-54 TV</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/scott-mosier-on-h-54-tv-1411496.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Welcome to H-54 TV as seen on Hockey54.com, The Face of the Game. Sign up today and register so you'll be part of the most exciting thing to happen to hockey since the puck went from frozen horse dung to rubber. H-54 TV was in Brantford Ontario Canada covering the Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament. Kevin Smith was there and brought his View Askew buddies along for some fun. Scott Mosier used his soccer skills to help with offense, and his verbal skills for this interview. Check it out......&lt;/td&gt;
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