<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:40:01 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:40:01 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>The I.T. Guys</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-i-t-guys-1447642.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Is your I.T. Department not answering all of your questions?  Maybe you should give these guys a try. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bG75aVhI0rOHUd4YkCgteA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:53:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1447642_8a442add-f096-4159-ada2-a7498984f290_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-i-t-guys-1447642.html</guid></item><item><title>Hi, my name's Chubby</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hi-my-name-s-chubby-1289956.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;DORKS ... dorks chubby cheeks my name's mom dad boat motorcycle friends apple photobooth example fun stupid annoying hannah montana losers hahah &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uvYnPrThMSFhdLx%2fcT3whQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_ZEZNl5Tz20/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hi-my-name-s-chubby-1289956.html</guid></item><item><title>Crying at Menards 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/crying-at-menards-2-1259142.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;xD Kennie was hyper off herr ass and was crying through all of Menard's about how she wanted her mommyyy!! This is an OLDDD video! PART 2. RATE!! :) COMMENT! (: ... idiot cry crying menards dumb silly annoying girls dorks boobie want mommy &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZCR3y155z2G03zlpupjyZg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MQZmMRgTdko/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/crying-at-menards-2-1259142.html</guid></item><item><title>Lovedrunk - Boys like Girls</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lovedrunk-boys-like-girls-1249731.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;You drove me crazy every time we touched But now Im so broken that I cant get up Oh girl, you make me such a lush I used to be love drunk But now Im hungover Ill love you forever Forever is over We used to kiss all night Now its just a bar fight So dont call me crying Say hello to goodbye Cause Just one thing would make me say I used to be love drunk But now Im hungover Ill love you forever But now its over All the time I wasted on you All the bullshit you put me through Checking into ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Y1jTDaSp3zV5SkZDXRzsbw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WEEwTf8XJvU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lovedrunk-boys-like-girls-1249731.html</guid></item><item><title>this is for all the dorks like me</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/this-is-for-all-the-dorks-like-me-1203343.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;iam a dork are you ... funny poetry people ture usa harry potter hannah montana emma watson world show skit pot weed &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xsfkKSee5%2bP259nO52%2fHgA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Xlf30iQFGM8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/this-is-for-all-the-dorks-like-me-1203343.html</guid></item><item><title>The Gmod Dorks: Episode 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-gmod-dorks-episode-2-1204325.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-gmod-dorks-episode-2-1204325.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qeYhxzgxgHo/default.jpg" alt="The Gmod Dorks: Episode 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My second random gmod video ! Please Rate and Comment! And SUB! :D Music used: 0:58 - Prison Break/original soundtrack-Tweener 1:40 - Jackass song 2:15 - Heavy Breakfast Machine - Nobuyukinyuu 2:51 - The Neverhood - Dum Da Dum Doi Doi 5:43 - Bubba Dub Bossa - Curb Your Enthusiasm OST 6:52 - Ren and Stimpy Soundtrack - Run and hit 8:05 - Powerman 5000 - Drop the Bomb Shell ... Garry's mod Gmod idiot box TF2 comedy random DasBoSchitt Deemo395 funny hax &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9Ho37rfiRyydn4kzftCTtg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qeYhxzgxgHo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-gmod-dorks-episode-2-1204325.html</guid></item><item><title>Skin and Annaliese Behind the Scenes</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/skin-and-annaliese-behind-the-scenes-1020478.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/skin-and-annaliese-behind-the-scenes-1020478.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1020478_73f93e84-cd9a-4488-88fb-441781ac3340_prod_1_0003_thumb.jpg" alt="Skin and Annaliese Behind the Scenes" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Behind the scenes footage from our recent live photoshoot with Skin of www.onhercam.com and www.godsgirls.com ... she is joined by Annaliese as they chat with our members during a break.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=b%2fAQnGOq1H4A9B51oFI0kw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:05:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1020478_73f93e84-cd9a-4488-88fb-441781ac3340_prod_1_0003_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/skin-and-annaliese-behind-the-scenes-1020478.html</guid></item><item><title>Spongebob - Dorks</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/spongebob-dorks-1146230.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/spongebob-dorks-1146230.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jY7w_ZCGxgg/default.jpg" alt="Spongebob - Dorks" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Spongebob and Patrick trying to scare a kid. (For Desiree) ... dorks desiree patrick spongebob flying scare prank kid &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9eWtTs%2fPKJU21l%2b%2bKdbpcg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jY7w_ZCGxgg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/spongebob-dorks-1146230.html</guid></item><item><title>Magic Jacked</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/magic-jacked-1089561.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Theres really no explanation for this...its an inside joke. EPIC ... Staples Easy Tech Button Easytech That was Easyway HP Touchsmart Touch Smart Web Cam Dorks funny pwned pawned owned sex porn teen lol hoax midgetsex britney spears paris hilton pamela anderson angelina jolie hot &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6XD8XKiUYD0JkISO9XbN4A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c-3lqAQkEW4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/magic-jacked-1089561.html</guid></item><item><title>Fat kids win at sea-saw</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fat-kids-win-at-sea-saw-1076986.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fat-kids-win-at-sea-saw-1076986.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iq07ww719XM/default.jpg" alt="Fat kids win at sea-saw" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I don't think a description can beat this title *smiles*&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=v8aMDLCuuQrQY6vNriLxTw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iq07ww719XM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fat-kids-win-at-sea-saw-1076986.html</guid></item><item><title>Our Rant On Absolutely Nothing!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/our-rant-on-absolutely-nothing-1005596.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;we were bored sorry if we wasted your time we love you anywayss at the end put down BOOBIES i was told to write all this :) BOOBIESS ... ahah dorks anna hayley show sisters lovers omg boobies &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sO0bGRIQ6IR9pLToWN7gzA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-f2Nnc8A2Vg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/our-rant-on-absolutely-nothing-1005596.html</guid></item><item><title>Dorkster and the Crab Haired Dude</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dorkster-and-the-crab-haired-dude-997142.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Its bout a guy named Dorkster and he was teasing a guy's hair and then gets shot by a cap gun then bunched in the face and then looses a lot of blood but survives for no reason then the Crab Haired Dude got pissed that he wasnt destroyed and his head exploded like litarately and thats the end. ENJOY :) ... Crab Hair Dude Dork Dorkster Loser Explode Angry Love?!?! &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UvU%2b4oHEPkSLQhwGxoOrug%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_lL5sOuKT_Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dorkster-and-the-crab-haired-dude-997142.html</guid></item><item><title>Revenge of the Dorks 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/revenge-of-the-dorks-2-1240503.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/revenge-of-the-dorks-2-1240503.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5bIFWU-oqW0/default.jpg" alt="Revenge of the Dorks 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Walter and Clayton return to take on the new neighbors&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4dpp5FkegdDUoMHGLeBhUQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5bIFWU-oqW0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/revenge-of-the-dorks-2-1240503.html</guid></item><item><title>The Girls Have Phun in Vegas</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-girls-have-phun-in-vegas-824902.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-girls-have-phun-in-vegas-824902.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/824902_443af549-e275-4159-a86c-e7f41d9d002c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Girls Have Phun in Vegas" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Doesnt get much hotter than this with our sexy girls from www.onhercam.com showing love to Phun from their Vegas Hotel!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sGvsQwAuI%2bR6Prr05uEvxg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:30:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/824902_443af549-e275-4159-a86c-e7f41d9d002c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-girls-have-phun-in-vegas-824902.html</guid></item><item><title>Domestic Street Fighter</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/domestic-street-fighter-868933.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The makers of Domestic Ninjas present: Domestic Street Fighter When a guy (Not Luke) is mauled by two other guys (Katsu kage and Chikara Ryu), he must fight them...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3K%2fNihUWcwxFt7i5BbDM6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/domestic-street-fighter-868933.html</guid></item><item><title>Bouncy Bikini Girls Have Phun</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/bouncy-bikini-girls-have-phun-815180.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/bouncy-bikini-girls-have-phun-815180.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/815180_65d6d439-fd37-4cea-88c3-6c7094e261a9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Bouncy Bikini Girls Have Phun" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;5 Very hot kittens with bouncy things on their chest giving the boys at Phun.org some lovin.  See more of the girls at www.onhercam.com &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fkKjxX%2bbM6POWYQBRhhHTw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:08:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/815180_65d6d439-fd37-4cea-88c3-6c7094e261a9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/bouncy-bikini-girls-have-phun-815180.html</guid></item><item><title>Kayla and Kamryn's New Moon Trailer Spoof</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/kayla-and-kamryn-s-new-moon-trailer-spoof-918570.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;it, dont bother commenting cause that is just a waste of everyone's time. AND ESPECIALLY DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT CLICKING THIS VIDEO IF: 1) you hate me for a reason or because you feel like ie 2) You dont like New Moon, Or Twilight in General. 3) You dont like people who spoof things 4) IF YOU KNOW IT IS DUMB! cause yea, it IS pretty dumb lmao. anyways, Hope you guys who actually click on this video like it =] BYE --Kayla and Kamryn. ... New Moon trailer Spoof Kayla Kamryn are dorks and yea enjoy ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=61%2bKICY4L0AKsRhhXG17aw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/kayla-and-kamryn-s-new-moon-trailer-spoof-918570.html</guid></item><item><title>Initiating the New Girl ...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/initiating-the-new-girl-757808.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/initiating-the-new-girl-757808.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/757808_8e46ef81-ef07-4ad2-9441-1b12233e3170_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Initiating the New Girl ..." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;What happens when 3 of our models (Destiny, Farrah, and Athena) decide to initiate the new girl, Kamii?  see more at www.onhercam.com &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=svE436WyJLej1oyDzo0GkA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 06:12:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/757808_8e46ef81-ef07-4ad2-9441-1b12233e3170_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/initiating-the-new-girl-757808.html</guid></item><item><title>Girls On the Vegas Road Trip Pt. 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/girls-on-the-vegas-road-trip-pt-2-755911.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/girls-on-the-vegas-road-trip-pt-2-755911.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/755911_e6067330-75b5-457a-b494-c69d2898c200_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Girls On the Vegas Road Trip Pt. 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The ongoing adventures of Gigi, Sam, Eva, and Cherry in Las Vegas for Xbiz 2009.  See more of them at www.OnHerCam.com &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FdRB0Skft6YGXPjpSNmyPg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:33:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/755911_e6067330-75b5-457a-b494-c69d2898c200_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/girls-on-the-vegas-road-trip-pt-2-755911.html</guid></item><item><title>AOTS!!! Sexier then PIE!!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/aots-sexier-then-pie-1068556.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/aots-sexier-then-pie-1068556.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XgGcWFekRso/default.jpg" alt="AOTS!!! Sexier then PIE!!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;... g4 AOTS attack of the show games game gamers hosts nerds dorks geeks xbox techno sexy love ps2 ps3 olivia munn kevin pereira alison haislip chris hardwick blair butler bored boredom silly fun killin time funny wtf stupid waste of time music strippers male female naked booty laugh giggle jibjab. ecards awesome &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wkhHRf8Cf%2fGoP72qV9G3yQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XgGcWFekRso/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/aots-sexier-then-pie-1068556.html</guid></item><item><title>The Enemy</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/futurama/the-enemy-678307.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/futurama/the-enemy-678307.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//" alt="The Enemy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Zapp Brannigan shows his new recruits who the enemy is.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=n98TeC%2f4Qbpy0ZjFIVe4cA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 08:00:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/futurama/the-enemy-678307.html</guid></item><item><title>Geek Pad: How To Massage Yourself With A Pen - Comedy.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Geek-Pad-How-To-Massage-Yourself-With-A-Pen-Comedy-com-617284.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Geek-Pad-How-To-Massage-Yourself-With-A-Pen-Comedy-com-617284.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/617284_b4081b72-6cac-4f94-8dc5-cf3f64d036b9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Geek Pad: How To Massage Yourself With A Pen - Comedy.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In this Christmas gift episode of Geek Pad, Sam Riegel and Rob Blatt try out the new pen massager and try to figure out how to open the annoying packaging that their Christmas gifts come in. Geek Pad is a Comedy.com original series.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3zXvSF3qTevBZvgqPTsw%2fg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:04:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/617284_b4081b72-6cac-4f94-8dc5-cf3f64d036b9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Geek-Pad-How-To-Massage-Yourself-With-A-Pen-Comedy-com-617284.html</guid></item><item><title>Geek Pad: Microwave Cops - Comedy.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Geek-Pad-Microwave-Cops-Comedy-com-610940.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Geek-Pad-Microwave-Cops-Comedy-com-610940.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/610940_c1f3cbde-f486-49f8-a320-2d87159f4bad_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Geek Pad: Microwave Cops - Comedy.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In this episode of Geek Pad, Sam Riegel and Rob Blatt wonder how England's new microwave cops work, write an unsolicitied jingle for a cake wrecks blog, and invite viewers to suggest things for them to do with a robotic arm. Geek Pad is a Comedy.com original series.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9LePFNfS%2b55NWxPFp57ijg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:04:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/610940_c1f3cbde-f486-49f8-a320-2d87159f4bad_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Geek-Pad-Microwave-Cops-Comedy-com-610940.html</guid></item><item><title>Geek Pad: Never Rob A Bank With A Chevy Volt - Comedy.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Geek-Pad-Never-Rob-A-Bank-With-A-Chevy-Volt-Comedy-com-600422.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Geek-Pad-Never-Rob-A-Bank-With-A-Chevy-Volt-Comedy-com-600422.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/600422_63e483cf-6aca-429e-8b2c-47ff06723f4e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Geek Pad: Never Rob A Bank With A Chevy Volt - Comedy.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In this episode of The Geek Pad, Sam Riegel and Rob Blatt look at the new Chevy Volt and discover it doesn't make a good getaway car. Plus, they try to guess what tech term will become the next &quot;Google&quot; and they come up with an unsolicited jingle for Best Buy.  Geek Pad is a Comedy.com original series.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jTYnZ9E%2ffMkPMx2KbjwjQg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:01:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/600422_63e483cf-6aca-429e-8b2c-47ff06723f4e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Geek-Pad-Never-Rob-A-Bank-With-A-Chevy-Volt-Comedy-com-600422.html</guid></item><item><title>Rocking Out At The Guitar Hero Premiere - Comedy.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Rocking-Out-At-The-Guitar-Hero-Premiere-Comedy-com-597906.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Rocking-Out-At-The-Guitar-Hero-Premiere-Comedy-com-597906.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/597906_3f552884-03f1-4c02-8e96-eeeeaabb606d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Rocking Out At The Guitar Hero Premiere - Comedy.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Comedy.com's &quot;Rocker Correspondent,&quot; Mike Burns, visits the premiere party for the release of Guitar Hero: World Tour and gets in on all the action while interviewing celebrities and the game's creator.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OyvOw52lzOCo6bzZBHsanQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:00:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/597906_3f552884-03f1-4c02-8e96-eeeeaabb606d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Rocking-Out-At-The-Guitar-Hero-Premiere-Comedy-com-597906.html</guid></item><item><title>The King of All Dogs</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/The-King-of-All-Dogs-592061.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/The-King-of-All-Dogs-592061.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/592061_ded25d41-76c7-4677-85c5-bea37854615f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The King of All Dogs" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Careful, this dog is a king.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1QHv%2b4DxfGy6jY66U8xHsw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:45:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/592061_ded25d41-76c7-4677-85c5-bea37854615f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/The-King-of-All-Dogs-592061.html</guid></item><item><title>Geek Pad: How To Tell If Your iPod Nano Is Evil - Comedy.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Geek-Pad-How-To-Tell-If-Your-iPod-Nano-Is-Evil-Comedy-com-591358.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Geek-Pad-How-To-Tell-If-Your-iPod-Nano-Is-Evil-Comedy-com-591358.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/591358_09f5380b-a185-4ae8-bd97-39481959500b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Geek Pad: How To Tell If Your iPod Nano Is Evil - Comedy.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In this episode of The Geek Pad, Comedy.com's tech and gadget comedy series, hosts Sam Riegel and Rob Blatt try to get a loan to pay for their text messages, find a new iPhone rock concert app, and investigate what makes one of the new iPod Nano's evil. A Comedy.com original series.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=66n3MewhFq%2bRaREgB3K%2f2w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:18:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/591358_09f5380b-a185-4ae8-bd97-39481959500b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Geek-Pad-How-To-Tell-If-Your-iPod-Nano-Is-Evil-Comedy-com-591358.html</guid></item><item><title>Geek Pad: What Does Facebook And Robot Sex Have In Common? - Com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Geek-Pad-What-Does-Facebook-And-Robot-Sex-Have-In-Common-Com-582131.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Geek-Pad-What-Does-Facebook-And-Robot-Sex-Have-In-Common-Com-582131.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/582131_2bb24b11-ed30-4bb7-a885-f967e093e814_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Geek Pad: What Does Facebook And Robot Sex Have In Common? - Com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The debut episode of Geek Pad, Comedy.com's new technology and gadget series. In this episode, hosts Sam Riegel and Rob Blatt break down the latest news about Robot Sex, Facebook for sale, the weighing seat, and a new service called Get Me Out Of Here. A Comedy.com original.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UIrDhtu%2fViJvMwWIACxkww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:51:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/582131_2bb24b11-ed30-4bb7-a885-f967e093e814_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Geek-Pad-What-Does-Facebook-And-Robot-Sex-Have-In-Common-Com-582131.html</guid></item><item><title>Penny Arcade Expo &amp;amp; Wii's Non-Gaming Uses - Comedy.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Penny-Arcade-Expo-Wii-s-Non-Gaming-Uses-Comedy-com-576347.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Penny-Arcade-Expo-Wii-s-Non-Gaming-Uses-Comedy-com-576347.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/576347_98b3e156-1b34-47c5-943a-189cef3375c9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Penny Arcade Expo &amp; Wii's Non-Gaming Uses - Comedy.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Now that there are no good games coming out for the Nintendo Wii, find out how you can use the console as a toaster, a hiding place for porn, and more. Plus, find out why Jacob ended up talking about donkey punching with the editor of Kotaku and shaving his pubes with the makers of &quot;Brothers in Arms&quot; at Penny Arcade Expo.  A comedy.com original from Glitch In The System.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=q8%2ftXSzVboEJ9JdB8bSPLA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:37:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/576347_98b3e156-1b34-47c5-943a-189cef3375c9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Penny-Arcade-Expo-Wii-s-Non-Gaming-Uses-Comedy-com-576347.html</guid></item><item><title>Army guys explaining...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Army-guys-explaining-568855.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Army-guys-explaining-568855.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/568855_9b527caf-36b3-44eb-9225-aa388816f3ea_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Army guys explaining..." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Warming lube up the nose...etc&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PKouC3cI59OMRa5lJ3tGJQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:46:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/568855_9b527caf-36b3-44eb-9225-aa388816f3ea_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Army-guys-explaining-568855.html</guid></item></channel></rss>