<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:35:16 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:35:16 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Public Drunkenness Fail</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/public-drunkenness-fail-1514522</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/public-drunkenness-fail-1514522"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/1514522_73e1b844-b9c3-4218-8999-c193ad07ad6d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Public Drunkenness Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;For more visit http://www.epicfail.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fOKwspQ7O92xrrMhyo164A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:23:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/1514522_73e1b844-b9c3-4218-8999-c193ad07ad6d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/public-drunkenness-fail-1514522</guid></item><item><title>Striptease</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/striptease-1514462</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/striptease-1514462"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DSkuXeSB4Oc/default.jpg" alt="Striptease" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Night of the wedding. We were still partying way after the wedding ended. SUPER early, Sunday morning, November 8th, 2009. I was completely sober. I was trying to get the most out of the dress and would not change. I knew what I was doing ... just a little peek. I would have never showed any of the good stuff.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iKDgSgAKFuRv1LDzlO6Z4Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DSkuXeSB4Oc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/striptease-1514462</guid></item><item><title>How to make Traditional drink of the world?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/how-to-make-traditional-drink-of-the-world-1506582</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/how-to-make-traditional-drink-of-the-world-1506582"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U5B-Nmi_hjU/default.jpg" alt="How to make Traditional drink of the world?" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;There are many traditional drink.. French wine, japanese Sake, German Beer, Korean Makguli.... etc.. Which one do you like the most???&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FwlLa%2bpGz2hQIMwGUoGIgg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:36:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U5B-Nmi_hjU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/how-to-make-traditional-drink-of-the-world-1506582</guid></item><item><title>Drunken Face Plant Off Stairs</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-face-plant-off-stairs-1497719</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-face-plant-off-stairs-1497719"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497719_c75c82b4-be2c-41b2-af71-8dfabd75e8af_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken Face Plant Off Stairs" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This lovley lady whipes out from a complete standstill into the front yard. In the process also blows out her pants.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=x9pNbpSQyhj2K92%2bvyyRmQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:19:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497719_c75c82b4-be2c-41b2-af71-8dfabd75e8af_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-face-plant-off-stairs-1497719</guid></item><item><title>Drunken guy gets hosed down and punched</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-guy-gets-hosed-down-and-punched-1497677</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-guy-gets-hosed-down-and-punched-1497677"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497677_46f08ee0-d0d8-4610-baab-c27c42ddfd94_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken guy gets hosed down and punched" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Drunken guy in Amsterdam doesnt know what he is doing and gets hosed down by surrounders&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sw0oViSBc29Sq3bhOMupYA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:41:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497677_46f08ee0-d0d8-4610-baab-c27c42ddfd94_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-guy-gets-hosed-down-and-punched-1497677</guid></item><item><title>Drunken warehouse fail</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-warehouse-fail-1494062</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-warehouse-fail-1494062"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1494062_974ac6dd-d1ec-4723-a0f1-107395ef1014_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken warehouse fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Drunken warehouse fail&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b43gX6bOIPKLZT24Wa9j9g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:15:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1494062_974ac6dd-d1ec-4723-a0f1-107395ef1014_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-warehouse-fail-1494062</guid></item><item><title>Drunken rooster</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492495</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492495"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492495_3cda5ece-1f90-490c-8841-29ce73282c33_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken rooster" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Drunken rooster&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fgECWy6%2bVKrqlFbu97bllA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:31:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492495_3cda5ece-1f90-490c-8841-29ce73282c33_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492495</guid></item><item><title>Drunken rooster</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492483</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492483"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492483_46cc9f34-a54c-4fb0-8619-cd4040153cd7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken rooster" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Drunken rooster&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZeuMn5My85ddkgyW0W6BZg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:22:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492483_46cc9f34-a54c-4fb0-8619-cd4040153cd7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492483</guid></item><item><title>Drunken rooster</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492368</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492368"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492368_ab5c2041-082a-4077-ac28-bb55148678a9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken rooster" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Drunken rooster&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9xTnwF0LChlofyCvEJGA8g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:27:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492368_ab5c2041-082a-4077-ac28-bb55148678a9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492368</guid></item><item><title>Drunken rooster</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492324</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492324"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492324_7cbef42a-817f-43ca-8ee6-72e257f86263_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken rooster" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Drunken rooster&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WemtHDuhI8Z9dWZHf1to4Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:55:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492324_7cbef42a-817f-43ca-8ee6-72e257f86263_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/drunken-rooster-1492324</guid></item><item><title>Viva Wazuzu</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/viva-wazuzu-1489899</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/viva-wazuzu-1489899"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1489899_c778223a-c51f-4767-9629-7fbfffb64cc9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Viva Wazuzu" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Always bet on Jet. ** Featuring Jet Tila, Executive Chef, Wazuzu at Encore, Las Vegas **&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pxbOEvUXJu93nmngSeUG1w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:36:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1489899_c778223a-c51f-4767-9629-7fbfffb64cc9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/viva-wazuzu-1489899</guid></item><item><title>After Halloween</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/after-halloween-1478720.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/after-halloween-1478720.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1478720_d3c5745d-d3f7-4415-af5e-c832fdb6d6bc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="After Halloween" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;On the way hom after Halloween.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=k44BTLD35Fp59H9E9SRJWw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:30:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1478720_d3c5745d-d3f7-4415-af5e-c832fdb6d6bc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/after-halloween-1478720.html</guid></item><item><title>the noisettes - drunken version !</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-noisettes-drunken-version-1477696.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-noisettes-drunken-version-1477696.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZqBr6mCNH2M/default.jpg" alt="the noisettes - drunken version !" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;before we went into town, we decided to investigate the webcam and our singing techniques ! needless to say vit was a bit of fun, and i just have to embarrass all 3 of us by putting this on u tube - my first efver video of me, Julia &amp;amp; mel !!! sorrry girls :o) ... kim daisley melanie carter julia dunham &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ELEo4iPtMU2eMuwHx3kUGQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZqBr6mCNH2M/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-noisettes-drunken-version-1477696.html</guid></item><item><title>Hot Drunk Halloween Mess</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/hot-drunk-halloween-mess-1476623.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/hot-drunk-halloween-mess-1476623.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1476623_defcbf76-6796-4d31-ab9c-e77633fb2efa_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Hot Drunk Halloween Mess" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;So, while I was in Las Vegas, I got a little drunk- and didnt want to get out of the bathtub!Has anyone ever been to Las Vegas? What was the most trouble you have gotten into!Follow mehttp://www.twitter.com/jillhaner  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Nr2pjNR9rj0ETNhBYZO%2b6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:30:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1476623_defcbf76-6796-4d31-ab9c-e77633fb2efa_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/hot-drunk-halloween-mess-1476623.html</guid></item><item><title>Abusive Co-Workers / drunken ideas</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/abusive-co-workers-drunken-ideas-1460389.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/abusive-co-workers-drunken-ideas-1460389.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jQSo40eavok/default.jpg" alt="Abusive Co-Workers / drunken ideas" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;this is our first comedy skit, im sure these will get better as time goes on. for our latest videos go to www.AbusiveIntentions.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=l0tCZIgKLmRsv9M5oYX7dg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:17:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jQSo40eavok/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/abusive-co-workers-drunken-ideas-1460389.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunken friend is scared awake. Funny Prank</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/drunken-friend-is-scared-awake-funny-prank-1455824.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/drunken-friend-is-scared-awake-funny-prank-1455824.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1455824_ddd2b46f-7f6f-4abb-a03b-55007294f6bf_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken friend is scared awake. Funny Prank" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Our drunk friend had fallen asleep so we decided to scare him a little.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8nvtTUgsazy%2bX40n7MGS6w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:37:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1455824_ddd2b46f-7f6f-4abb-a03b-55007294f6bf_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/drunken-friend-is-scared-awake-funny-prank-1455824.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunken Basketball</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/drunken-basketball-1452997</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/drunken-basketball-1452997"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2417197&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Drunken Basketball" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;OWEN BENJAMIN PRESENTS - Drunk Basketball. If you're going to get knocked out of the brackets, you may as well do it with a drink in hand. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b06hTPCDh3jrK9mbz75scA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:23:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2417197&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/drunken-basketball-1452997</guid></item><item><title>Drunken Bowling</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/drunken-bowling-1447216.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/drunken-bowling-1447216.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6meWSrTura8/default.jpg" alt="Drunken Bowling" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;me and my friends having fun bowling&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JHpEl%2fvf0GamvDSItnrd2Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6meWSrTura8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/drunken-bowling-1447216.html</guid></item><item><title>Happy Birthday Mike!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/happy-birthday-mike-1447331.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/happy-birthday-mike-1447331.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/87ehijTMreQ/default.jpg" alt="Happy Birthday Mike!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I just got home from playing ice hockey and after a few beers at post game discussion decided to post a video from my Crackberry. Sorry for the horrid video quality. I really want to say Happy Birthday and a huge thank you to my mentor, Mike Johnson. You've really inspired me to start playing drums after a long time of musical disinterest. It has been a ton of fun indeed. ... drunken moron pirate hockey omaha drums &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7cVWC3F6jXB%2beiI2DuafXQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/87ehijTMreQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/happy-birthday-mike-1447331.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunken Wake Up</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-wake-up-1402693.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-wake-up-1402693.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1402693_93609e3f-19b5-4818-bf00-b26143ca9088_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken Wake Up" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My friend was passed out when we went to the roller derby. We decided to give him a sudden wake up. And the girls laughing in the back paid us five dollars to do it!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SlpGTnHmdwviHFUrs%2bYhhQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:29:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1402693_93609e3f-19b5-4818-bf00-b26143ca9088_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-wake-up-1402693.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunken Groping</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-groping-1354360.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-groping-1354360.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1354360_8ed6d935-e8e9-4ee8-b19b-231f4e7360ca_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken Groping" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Before the thunderclap groping occured :)&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GHiuQulW3cVVi0stWZ2pXA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:33:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1354360_8ed6d935-e8e9-4ee8-b19b-231f4e7360ca_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-groping-1354360.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunken Tazer Fight!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-tazer-fight-1360125.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-tazer-fight-1360125.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1dmRaX71xWM/default.jpg" alt="Drunken Tazer Fight!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Ouch! That was my balls!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sCVB3RWcH7vsKFSuQP5yQA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1dmRaX71xWM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-tazer-fight-1360125.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunken Cockblocking</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-cockblocking-1353235.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-cockblocking-1353235.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1353235_d051fc14-3f73-4e14-b554-4896091db7b1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken Cockblocking" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;reddnelly&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dane-cook-almost-punches-drunken-fan-1352686.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7GCf3tyVwA0/default.jpg" alt="Dane Cook Almost Punches Drunken Fan" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;follow me or swallow me... you decide http-//www.twitter.com/EffingA After a show dane walks to his car with tmz following him when a heckler comes out and screams stupid crap to him link- http-//tinyurl.com/koxr5j&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MCYd%2fyhFPdgAgeifbnYj9A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 02:21:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7GCf3tyVwA0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dane-cook-almost-punches-drunken-fan-1352686.html</guid></item><item><title>Cocaine, Beer and Drunken Dancing - ROFL</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cocaine-beer-and-drunken-dancing-rofl-1351788.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cocaine-beer-and-drunken-dancing-rofl-1351788.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1351788_82ea1180-cf57-40d0-b36c-ae6718555f6b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Cocaine, Beer and Drunken Dancing - ROFL" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on weed, UFOs, the Army, and models.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fPt4EhxbLOCEfS90QDL07Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:39:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1351788_82ea1180-cf57-40d0-b36c-ae6718555f6b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cocaine-beer-and-drunken-dancing-rofl-1351788.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunken Stun Gun</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-stun-gun-1347443.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-stun-gun-1347443.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1347443_afe6cf20-09fe-43b9-9cb5-d15159d113a4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunken Stun Gun" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Lolz... Its not time to quit drinking yet! ... The sad thing is that he is not acting... He is just drunk and OVER-REACTING.. How embarrassing it must be to be him right now...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kEx%2bOiGIm63woQjU76ZgSA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:37:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1347443_afe6cf20-09fe-43b9-9cb5-d15159d113a4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunken-stun-gun-1347443.html</guid></item><item><title>Adventures Episode 1: The Hammer (Halo 3 Machinima)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/adventures-episode-1-the-hammer-halo-3-machinima-1348857.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/adventures-episode-1-the-hammer-halo-3-machinima-1348857.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lJnQI2PWpG4/default.jpg" alt="Adventures Episode 1: The Hammer (Halo 3 Machinima)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Michael, an infamous adventurer, recruits Richard, an ass-kicking Elite, and Pedro, the awesome Mexican, to steal an ancient hammer guarded highly trained and dangerous mercenaries. ... halo machinima taco adventure kittens random microsoft xbox 360 kick your ass elite awesome quest epic quinton umbrametus shotgunumbrella fred falcon punch coco doggy drunken bar fight porn hentai boobies spartan blue bleep bloop like flapjacks sandwich king spiderman hack mod halo4 odst wars ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cissys-birthday-featuring-turtle-from-entourage-1346520.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nukhLapcu30/default.jpg" alt="CISSYS BIRTHDAY FEATURING TURTLE FROM ENTOURAGE" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;... BUT IF YA MISSED IT DONT WORRY I TAPED SOME OF THE FUNNY PARTS YOU GOTTA SEE! THIS BIRTHDAY WAS COMPLETE WITH CELEBRITIES TURTLE FROM ENTOURAGE, JAKE AND RYAN FROM DOLLBODY KID, AND A JONAH HILL IMPOSTER LOL WATCH THIS VID YOU WILL LOVE IT LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE.....OR MORE! ... KAZIDELICIOUS ENTOURAGE TURTLE JONAH HILL DOLLBODY KID RYAN JAKE CISSY BIRTHDAY FUN TIME CRAZY MUSIC MADNESS INSANE FUNNY SILLY SWEET 23 GIRLS GONE WILD WAS THERE TOO DRUNK DRUNKEN LOL LMFAO RANDOM GOOFY ...&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dirty-girl-part-4-of-4-1344013.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8oBtQtT4kb0/default.jpg" alt="Dirty Girl (Part 4 of 4)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dirty-girl-part-1-of-4-1344026.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wDmxxNsAScY/default.jpg" alt="Dirty Girl (Part 1 of 4)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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