<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:09:12 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:09:12 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Portuguese Sausages!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/portuguese-sausages-1488669</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Portuguese way of frying sausages&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pmEhxK4HpWqBlcke922JSA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:03:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1488669_16255027-bba3-4b75-96fa-172d827472da_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/portuguese-sausages-1488669</guid></item><item><title>The Facts of Life: And Into The Frying Pan</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-facts-of-life-minisode/the-facts-of-life-and-into-the-frying-pan-1453804</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-facts-of-life-minisode/the-facts-of-life-and-into-the-frying-pan-1453804"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2189461&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="The Facts of Life: And Into The Frying Pan" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Welcome to the Clooney season. THE George Clooney (Oceans 11) joined the cast as contractor George Burnett. He has returned from Kuwait to help the ladies remodel the shop. It's a far cry from SYRIANA, but at least it mentions one oil rich country.
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1%2fC9xGXKS%2fCWy2mye5sjag%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:12:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2189461&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-facts-of-life-minisode/the-facts-of-life-and-into-the-frying-pan-1453804</guid></item><item><title>What Did The Chicken Say?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/what-did-the-chicken-say-1211667.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Momma talks about grandmas chicken neck-wringing days while frying up a skillet of the bird herself. An east Texas piney woods moment.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2Hquk587AlnH6Vpny2HW0g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 21:11:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1211667_4d84f2dd-6554-4e7c-aeba-658a22de51e8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/what-did-the-chicken-say-1211667.html</guid></item><item><title>Tribute to Asians</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tribute-to-asians-1199305.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tribute-to-asians-1199305.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6uSapmNQam0/default.jpg" alt="Tribute to Asians" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;all the asian men now what im talking about when i say hubocalaba ... gay asain men fart alien pink fyold frying pan and butter &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2voSEjLIr%2f9l29P1UTJg3g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6uSapmNQam0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tribute-to-asians-1199305.html</guid></item><item><title>SSD vs HDD High Temperature Endurance</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ssd-vs-hdd-high-temperature-endurance-802408.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ssd-vs-hdd-high-temperature-endurance-802408.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/802408_a8fd5cd7-4d0f-4c00-8b0c-9c01ff676623_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="SSD vs HDD High Temperature Endurance" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Lets see who wins.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UJQtuJuEveoUJ3lzrbtniw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:41:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/802408_a8fd5cd7-4d0f-4c00-8b0c-9c01ff676623_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ssd-vs-hdd-high-temperature-endurance-802408.html</guid></item><item><title>SSD vs HDD High Temperature Endurance</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/ssd-vs-hdd-high-temperature-endurance-775492.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/ssd-vs-hdd-high-temperature-endurance-775492.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/775492_14995777-3c38-40d7-a485-99ed147594a1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="SSD vs HDD High Temperature Endurance" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Samsung H106 vs Panasonic HDC-HS9&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UMZt6M5Fzpm8gt9YxCYiuA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:19:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/775492_14995777-3c38-40d7-a485-99ed147594a1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/ssd-vs-hdd-high-temperature-endurance-775492.html</guid></item><item><title>A Broken Nose and a Frying Pan (The Fixers Prank Tip #49) </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/a-broken-nose-and-a-frying-pan-the-fixers-prank-tip-49-712936.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/a-broken-nose-and-a-frying-pan-the-fixers-prank-tip-49-712936.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/712936_86dbd028-79dc-4a83-9947-9743c8d45930_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="A Broken Nose and a Frying Pan (The Fixers Prank Tip #49) " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;http://www.thefixers.com/   A broken nose and a frying pan. Those are memories, right there...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YK4qt0teGFP1uU42kzMtvw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:46:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/712936_86dbd028-79dc-4a83-9947-9743c8d45930_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/a-broken-nose-and-a-frying-pan-the-fixers-prank-tip-49-712936.html</guid></item><item><title>Tortures for Flies: Popcorn</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/tortures-for-flies-popcorn-710710.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A healthy snack that will blow your mind!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oX4b7WGc6M5%2bv1I8bHPUtw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 22:38:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/710710_99a516a2-7223-4368-8627-c583b382fa10_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/tortures-for-flies-popcorn-710710.html</guid></item><item><title>Frying Pan Face</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Frying-Pan-Face-708332.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;So I told him that his girlfriend had just got to the house and he comes out to a facefull of frying pan. Too FUnny!!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Y%2fbyp2%2bEyrrgfppb3qMOvQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:21:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/708332_cdaa553c-acd0-44f5-9425-cbfeab76691e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Frying-Pan-Face-708332.html</guid></item><item><title>Scam School - Bend a horse shoe with your bare hands!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Scam-School-Bend-a-horse-shoe-with-your-bare-hands-667421.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Scam-School-Bend-a-horse-shoe-with-your-bare-hands-667421.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/667421_3cdf02ec-d404-4bb9-b04c-d2920f7858f5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Scam School - Bend a horse shoe with your bare hands!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Watch Brian make you think he can use his bare hands to bend a horseshoe and to roll a frying pan!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PPzxIbSLhMSDwVBMk03Qzg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:51:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/667421_3cdf02ec-d404-4bb9-b04c-d2920f7858f5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Scam-School-Bend-a-horse-shoe-with-your-bare-hands-667421.html</guid></item><item><title>Humanity's Indifference</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/humanity-s-indifference-843942.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/humanity-s-indifference-843942.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Humanity's Indifference" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;are, in all intents and purposes, alone - for the time being. Do not be indifferent to other people. We cannot afford the past luxuries of neglect, xenophobia, and bigotry. In order to survive the coming hurdles, we need to come together as a species. ... Kitty Genovese Esmin Green Hit Run Indifference Negligence Uncaring Boondock Saints Death Killing Slaying Unneccessary Survival Earth Humanity Love Caring Beauty Truth Universe Religion Atheist Atheism nathan_forst nathanforst1 nathanforst ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iQcHmT3wEgIvOaEz3hZChw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/humanity-s-indifference-843942.html</guid></item><item><title>Pauline hits Arthur with a frying pan - EastEnders - BBC</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pauline-hits-arthur-with-a-frying-pan-eastenders-bbc-1183327.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pauline-hits-arthur-with-a-frying-pan-eastenders-bbc-1183327.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VyaeQe8DJVw/default.jpg" alt="Pauline hits Arthur with a frying pan - EastEnders - BBC" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Arthur Fowler admits to having an affair with Mrs Hewitt and Pauline, played by Wendy Richards, attacks him with the closest thing to hand! Brilliant video from smash hit BBC drama EastEnders. Click to view in high quality. ... BBC Pauline Arthur Fowler Frying Pan Hit Attack Funny EastEnders Drama Free Hot Video &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dfNSvnOZMYxc8rQwqKBXbw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VyaeQe8DJVw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pauline-hits-arthur-with-a-frying-pan-eastenders-bbc-1183327.html</guid></item><item><title>Sparkling Water</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Sparkling-Water-563543.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Sparkling-Water-563543.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/563543_328608bd-777d-4961-abf3-ca2eff98ab02_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Sparkling Water" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Commercial for Arrowhead sparkling water?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vaXJBWMKj8zeNtEOi14sjQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:17:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/563543_328608bd-777d-4961-abf3-ca2eff98ab02_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Sparkling-Water-563543.html</guid></item><item><title>Pamela Anderson: Should You Really Support KFC? [MUST SEE]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/pamela-anderson-should-you-really-support-kfc-must-see-790467.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/pamela-anderson-should-you-really-support-kfc-must-see-790467.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="Pamela Anderson: Should You Really Support KFC? [MUST SEE]" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;An eye opening documentary narrated by Pamela Anderson, a PETA spokesperson, who describes the sadistic abuse chickens go through only to be served on someones plate. UPDATE: As of June 7th, 2008, KFC has said it will reprimand 24 employees at a Georgia slaughter farm for stomping to death 36 young chickens before putting them up for processing. Would You Support KFCs Cruelty?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=E%2bluHvD00INculnIzVRuUw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/pamela-anderson-should-you-really-support-kfc-must-see-790467.html</guid></item><item><title>Self Flipping Bacon</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Self-Flipping-Bacon-492507.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Self-Flipping-Bacon-492507.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/492507_fff92c3a-373a-4ccd-b9b7-254e887aafc3_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Self Flipping Bacon" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Self Flipping Bacon&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3cyq3JH2bGQ%2b6NI%2bJPDmfQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:47:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/492507_fff92c3a-373a-4ccd-b9b7-254e887aafc3_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Self-Flipping-Bacon-492507.html</guid></item><item><title>dj Raedawn spins for Really Hot Models at Frying Pan 2002 [desi</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/dj-raedawn-spins-for-really-hot-models-at-frying-pan-2002-desi-1222097.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/dj-raedawn-spins-for-really-hot-models-at-frying-pan-2002-desi-1222097.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aAP8XFA0ORM/default.jpg" alt="dj Raedawn spins for Really Hot Models at Frying Pan 2002 [desi" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;the super hot Cat was riding his skateboard while playing Kanye west on his Ipod and then BOOM!!!The Battle Begins!!! the Wolf Jumped in front of him and said give me your rubik's cube and your Jessica Alba lunchbox or I'll call the police and tell them about the alternative avant garde lifestyle that you've been living. WHAT ?! said the cat ( lol ) He looked into his pocket for the proper code to release his dragonball z monster that was hidden in his little kitten pocket. KABOOOM!! A ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=TE5g5WSimxol6WRRvCtkEw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aAP8XFA0ORM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/dj-raedawn-spins-for-really-hot-models-at-frying-pan-2002-desi-1222097.html</guid></item><item><title>Just like a woman your phone *needs* to talk!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Just-like-a-woman-your-phone-needs-to-talk-457066.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Just-like-a-woman-your-phone-needs-to-talk-457066.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/457066_80e38fbd-f75c-4efa-90d6-da95842591d3_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Just like a woman your phone *needs* to talk!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Keep on ignoring your mobile, and you will get hit by a frying pan sooner or later!
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3X5lyZxXdOgYo9yIqAlo3Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:10:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/457066_80e38fbd-f75c-4efa-90d6-da95842591d3_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Just-like-a-woman-your-phone-needs-to-talk-457066.html</guid></item><item><title>Brainiac - Oil on fire ? Throw water on it !</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/brainiac-oil-on-fire-throw-water-on-it-928053.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/brainiac-oil-on-fire-throw-water-on-it-928053.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Brainiac - Oil on fire ? Throw water on it !" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Brainiac ... brainiac throw water on it pan frying oil fire tv show discovery experiment test fireball flame &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jFQVxRs5rxHnYFZGiz0Qww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/brainiac-oil-on-fire-throw-water-on-it-928053.html</guid></item><item><title>Frying Pan Prank - Funny Mum</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/frying-pan-prank-funny-mum-834708.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/frying-pan-prank-funny-mum-834708.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Frying Pan Prank - Funny Mum" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Mum thought it would be funny to prank me by hitting me over the head with a frying pan, think again...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=55Oi8wHXFNvsO4E4h09XMQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/frying-pan-prank-funny-mum-834708.html</guid></item><item><title>College Kid Folds Frying Pan</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/College-Kid-Folds-Frying-Pan-374039.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/College-Kid-Folds-Frying-Pan-374039.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/374039_c6f12d1b-36ff-40ed-b880-d928e1e65769_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="College Kid Folds Frying Pan" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This video is in response to &quot;Russian Woman Folds Frying Pan&quot;.  It's not that hard to fold a frying pan.... or at least it doesn't take a body builder to do it.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=aLSr6lSoGxmESyi00mfUVg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:25:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/374039_c6f12d1b-36ff-40ed-b880-d928e1e65769_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/College-Kid-Folds-Frying-Pan-374039.html</guid></item><item><title>Russian Woman Folds Frying Pan</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/russian-woman-folds-frying-pan.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/russian-woman-folds-frying-pan.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/russian-woman-folds-frying-pan.jpg" alt="Russian Woman Folds Frying Pan" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I have a rule of thumb that the girls I date can not have arms strong enough to fold a frying pan into a cannoli. I'm sorry you just have to draw the line somewhere.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=B%2fTXykLb%2buKnbzabKpph4g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:40:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/russian-woman-folds-frying-pan.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/russian-woman-folds-frying-pan.html</guid></item><item><title>Chick Bends a frying pan with her hands</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Chick-Bends-a-frying-pan-with-her-hands-373772.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Chick-Bends-a-frying-pan-with-her-hands-373772.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/373772_61df899f-cafb-4eae-8b45-37b0e2f1424f_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Chick Bends a frying pan with her hands" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;this lady bends a frying pan with her hands.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=689CcwLfr9rjmzUVDCdd4w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:10:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/373772_61df899f-cafb-4eae-8b45-37b0e2f1424f_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Chick-Bends-a-frying-pan-with-her-hands-373772.html</guid></item><item><title>Frying Pan to Head </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Frying-Pan-to-Head-344036.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Frying-Pan-to-Head-344036.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/344036_c1509519-eb92-4a1c-bf0b-d7808c0e5905_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Frying Pan to Head " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Starts shaping the pan into something new - she will never be able to fry an egg on that again&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1pceNe7N6OLXUSyD7Y3jLQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:52:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/344036_c1509519-eb92-4a1c-bf0b-d7808c0e5905_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Frying-Pan-to-Head-344036.html</guid></item><item><title>Taking a frying pan to the HEAD</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Taking-a-frying-pan-to-the-HEAD-344035.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Taking-a-frying-pan-to-the-HEAD-344035.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/344035_c3f1093c-ccaf-498b-945a-3a7b298209f6_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Taking a frying pan to the HEAD" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Bored at a party, John uses his head to destroy a frying pan&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ex2uUYyuKM40xXW9FSyLSw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:51:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/344035_c3f1093c-ccaf-498b-945a-3a7b298209f6_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Taking-a-frying-pan-to-the-HEAD-344035.html</guid></item><item><title>FRYING PAN HIT OVER THE HEAD</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/FRYING-PAN-HIT-OVER-THE-HEAD-311530.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/FRYING-PAN-HIT-OVER-THE-HEAD-311530.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/311530_184b35f3-204e-439e-ad91-77baaa9b3e5a_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="FRYING PAN HIT OVER THE HEAD" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;THIS ONE HURT THE MOST, YOU GOT TO LOVE MY LAUGH, THERE IS MORE ON MY PAGE.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UUC8y8Es%2b%2fF6Em6b6b1IEw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:48:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/311530_184b35f3-204e-439e-ad91-77baaa9b3e5a_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/FRYING-PAN-HIT-OVER-THE-HEAD-311530.html</guid></item><item><title>Singe-er: The Frying Squirrel</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Singe-er-The-Frying-Squirrel-286356.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Singe-er-The-Frying-Squirrel-286356.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/286356_2f48edb5-c6fc-4292-9fb9-0ffa2505deb1_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Singe-er: The Frying Squirrel" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;True Story goes tragically wrong do to UMACTA (Unmediated Medicated Accidental Cruelty to Animals)&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GR5P5zoJhO5M8%2bQwxGYULg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 01:52:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/286356_2f48edb5-c6fc-4292-9fb9-0ffa2505deb1_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Singe-er-The-Frying-Squirrel-286356.html</guid></item><item><title>super strong guy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/super-strong-guy-229466.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/super-strong-guy-229466.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/2/229466_11963704-1b01-4f7b-a0d1-a50bacf1370f_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="super strong guy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;dont you wish you could bend frying pan&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=n5kTSl%2fGl79s1XSA2gBJRg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:39:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/2/229466_11963704-1b01-4f7b-a0d1-a50bacf1370f_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/super-strong-guy-229466.html</guid></item><item><title>Screaming Eggs</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/screaming-eggs-1357845.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/screaming-eggs-1357845.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/H2Cfg3swvbc/default.jpg" alt="Screaming Eggs" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;When a girl takes a carton of eggs out of the refridgerator, they soon realize that life isn't all it's cracked up to be. Watch more food getting tortured here: www.youtube.com ... talking screaming eggs funny video cracked poached fried sunny side up crazy scrambled hilarious frying breakfast egg &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fCe1fiIydQjwpvYKLUbxjw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/H2Cfg3swvbc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/screaming-eggs-1357845.html</guid></item></channel></rss>