<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:42:15 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:42:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>ELFIS Story 12 - Most Frustrating Time of the Year</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-12-most-frustrating-time-of-the-year-1504692</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;ELFIS shares a funny Christmas song about stress and frustration during the holidays. Lyrics Steven Stay, music Eddie Pola &amp;amp; George Wyle.http://www.ElfisLives.comELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda. Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS - Most Frustrating Time of the YearLyrics Steven Stay, music Eddie Pola &amp;amp; George Wyle.Its the most frustrating time of the yearWith the kids home and yellingI just feel like telling them get out of hearIts the most frustrating time of the yearIts the cost costliest season of allWhat the heck its just moneyI wont feel to crummy till the bill collectors callIts the cost costliest season of allThere are partys each night and the feel of frostbiteFrom caroling out in the snowThe kids are to blame for me going ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xjqGdI3Iccru1aDTJhtayA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:48:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504692_28906e8c-f48d-4c61-88eb-2d79b963d554_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-12-most-frustrating-time-of-the-year-1504692</guid></item><item><title>Just So Frustrating Chapter 8</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/just-so-frustrating-chapter-8-1235633.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;have? Taylor- History room 12! Miley- you memorized his schedule Taylor- pfft no! *thinking: and after he has science room 6.* Selena- here it is! Are you guys sure you wanna do this? Taylor- yeah maybe we should turn back! Demi- no were already here! Miley- which backpack is his? Taylor- the black one with blue zipper! Selena- *looks at her* Taylor- I meanmaybe its that one! Demi- *going through his backpack* Nick- *come in* Well what are you doing here? Demi- *drops the backpack* IT WAS ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=74AYv7o17t3tYLAeKycJKw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uYVefd12E_Q/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/just-so-frustrating-chapter-8-1235633.html</guid></item><item><title>Just So Frustrating Chapter 4</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/just-so-frustrating-chapter-4-1217325.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;away* Demi- Sel how could you! Selena- I dont care how hot or popular he is *bell rings* Miley- time for PE! *they start walking to the changing room* Demi- hey today we gonna have partners for passing the football Taylor- Sorry guys but im gonna be partners with Lucas! Miley- I gotta be partners with Nick or hes gonna get me for getting rid of all his underwear Demi- Guess its just you and Me Sel! Selena- Guess so! DURING PE Teacher- Now Partner Up Nick- Hey Miley Miley- Do I have to be ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gCOjYq1jhpFyEVtx4gUXAQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iinv7JBYKUA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/just-so-frustrating-chapter-4-1217325.html</guid></item><item><title>Just So Frustrating Chapter 1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/just-so-frustrating-chapter-1-1193786.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;trouble oh great! Miley- ok! So if anyone asks we werent here. And I didnt break Nicks phone. Deal? Girls- Deal Nick- *outside* ok coach ill be back soon Miley- hide! Selena- where! Demi- um duck! *goes down* Nick- *comes in* Why are you girls in here? Miley- umm hi! Nick- and why is demi crouched down Demi- *looks up* thats wasnt a good hiding place Nick- *sees Taylor has his phone* Give me that *grabs it* Taylor- uhm..he he Nick- Who broke the screen!? Taylor, Selena, &amp;amp; Demi- MILEY! * ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=L%2bmYyq6fRKoeyECWbTuAHg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/J2hp6NeVc7A/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/just-so-frustrating-chapter-1-1193786.html</guid></item><item><title>Hot Asian Chick Falls Off a Stripper Pole</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hot-asian-chick-falls-off-stripper-pole.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;After a flawless and sexy routine, this beautiful lady takes a spill when the pole dislodges from the ceiling. It's so frustrating for girls when the pole doesn't stay up.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ns%2fDONktnC5RJztdyL9RLw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:42:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/hot-asian-chick-falls-off-stripper-pole.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hot-asian-chick-falls-off-stripper-pole.html</guid></item><item><title>Henry Humble</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Henry-Humble-670598.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Song about the life cycle of a cowboy, from super confident young bull rider to demented old dude....&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MJ0USZKWo%2fNK8VFY0niHqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:28:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/670598_90cd41d3-08c5-4b3f-9121-de9b9eea9e4c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Henry-Humble-670598.html</guid></item><item><title>Cleaning an automatic door is frustrating</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Cleaning-an-automatic-door-is-frustrating-639675.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I really would try doing this after business hours&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tNs7KlANImU%2fnjoVPoJfuA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:53:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/639675_7487beda-922d-4758-a4ec-ecc9b168c735_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Cleaning-an-automatic-door-is-frustrating-639675.html</guid></item><item><title>What's the Most Frustrating Part of Making Phone Calls?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/What-s-the-Most-Frustrating-Part-of-Making-Phone-Calls-630893.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;http://geeks.pirillo.com - http://live.pirillo.com - Blah, blah, pay attention... the menu may have changed. Does it drive you as batty as it does me when you have to call a phone menu? I want to connect with a human being. Some random menu can't help answer my questions. http://chris.pirillo.com  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sb8lZTa%2f8F4AeUG0l6Ufbg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:34:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/630893_9efdf377-77fb-48bc-82bb-3aa31dff9978_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/What-s-the-Most-Frustrating-Part-of-Making-Phone-Calls-630893.html</guid></item><item><title>Super Mario Bros. Frustration World 2-1, PARODY</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/super-mario-bros-frustration-world-2-1-parody-1081336.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;called Super Mario Bros. Forever. This ROM is hard as shit and is nearly impossible to play. Watch and listen to game play, as the frustration and anger begins! The frustrating commentary is by me, Aron. I forgot where to get the ROM from or how to start World 2. When I find out again I'll let you all know. Subscribe and you'll see World 2-2. www.youtube.com If you want to find this ROM, than search for Super Mario Bros. Forever in a search engine. You can also see me on: My Website: www ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=a0NR3c2KkO8iZpbfQi%2bbfA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ORXtQ2HQeIc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/super-mario-bros-frustration-world-2-1-parody-1081336.html</guid></item><item><title>Most Difficult Super Mario Mod Ever Pt. 1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/most-difficult-super-mario-mod-ever-pt-1-1368849.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Some sadistic level designer hacked a Super Mario Bros. ROM to make it nearly impossible to play. Note: I'm not playing in video. Rom with emulator and other games: rapidshare.com ... most hard difficult frustrating super mario mod ever YouTube Pt part two &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8aGxm4p3Kvd2JQ499xyvtA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3C1BSbq5aB0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/most-difficult-super-mario-mod-ever-pt-1-1368849.html</guid></item><item><title>Super Mario Brothers Is Frustrating pt2</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/super-mario-brothers-is-frustrating-part2.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Due to popular demand, here is part 2 of Super Mario Brothers is Frustrating. This guy has some classic lines, again this is a 12 minute video that I watched the whole way through without getting bored ever.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7TXHxqMqBpTlg4zZb0g3FA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:10:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/super-mario-brothers-is-frustrating-part2.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/super-mario-brothers-is-frustrating-part2.html</guid></item><item><title>Super Mario Brothers Is Frustrating pt1</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/super-mario-brothers-is-frustrating-part1.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The last level of Super Mario Brothers is so damn frustrating! This is the first 12 minute internet video that I watched from start to finish without getting bored once, part 2 is equally funny. Brought back memories.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=HE8LFUd3wfrRamyqaI%2bgCg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:20:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/super-mario-brothers-is-frustrating-part1.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/super-mario-brothers-is-frustrating-part1.html</guid></item><item><title>Super Mario Bros. is Frustrating Part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Super-Mario-Bros-is-Frustrating-Part-2-279327.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The 2nd Part to the Frustrating Super Mario Bros. Look at how mad this guy gets and dont be embarrassed to laugh at him a bit.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=KjFSs8vehMaa3LnZVhmDDg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:55:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/279327_329ffa83-2033-40f8-bd52-5c0d97ddf55a_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Super-Mario-Bros-is-Frustrating-Part-2-279327.html</guid></item><item><title>Super Mario Bros. is Frustrating Part 1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Super-Mario-Bros-is-Frustrating-Part-1-278074.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Have you ever thought that Mario could be so dang frustrating? Watch and laugh as this guy goes through it.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dulM0%2b%2f7r7q2%2b2nHZ3cMpQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:20:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/278074_edf00648-1350-4b49-9880-4c9f08dc5d28_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Super-Mario-Bros-is-Frustrating-Part-1-278074.html</guid></item><item><title>scary maze</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/scary-maze-898265.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;the world famous scary maze video show this to unsuspecting people&lt;/td&gt;
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