<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:44:49 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:44:49 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>SteelSeries Xai: Frames per Second, Inches per Second and Lift </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/steelseries-xai-frames-per-second-inches-per-second-and-lift-1332853.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Team Evil Geniuses' Jordan n0thing Gilbert, North American eSports Player of the Year 2008 &amp;amp; 2009, provides an overview of the FPS &amp;amp; IPS technology behind the revolutionary SteelSeries Xai mouse, a new precision tool for PC gamers. For more information on the Xai, visit www.SteelSeries.com - look for it later in the Fall of 2009. ... SteelSeries Xai Kinzu EG Evil Geniuses n0thing Counter-Strike &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=axZhk1Qz5OtD1CdsNluSJQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/say4QmKUANo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/steelseries-xai-frames-per-second-inches-per-second-and-lift-1332853.html</guid></item><item><title>Booty City Pimps - Message In A Bottle</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/booty-city-pimps-message-in-a-bottle-1192409.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The classic police song is reinvented in this spectacular instant classic. Proud to debut their talents in a synchronization of harmonies is the Booty City Pimps. Celebrated musical genius meets assclown when Mike Dave Doug and Arnie get together for another hit. No fighting. Chicks dig musical genius. ... Booty City Pimps are geniuses &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1WLgwd6icrhkW55ttvypXg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GG9UvAfD5cs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/booty-city-pimps-message-in-a-bottle-1192409.html</guid></item><item><title>Ebert &amp;amp; Roeper - Alexander (2004)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ebert-roeper-alexander-2004-987343.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This (along with Troy) placed at #1 on Ebert's Bottom 10 list. ... ebert roeper alexander review oliver stone colin farrell val kilmer angelina jolie jared leto rosario dawson anthony hopkins christopher plummer the great macedonia empire emperor conquest homosexuality razzie golden raspberry award worst picture catwoman white chicks superbabies baby geniuses surviving christmas actor ben affleck president george w. bush fahrenheit 9/11 actress halle berry director pitof campy laughs guilty ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bw0zc5L32OIF%2fGtd7J4aIw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MpLqx7WT_IE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ebert-roeper-alexander-2004-987343.html</guid></item><item><title>Terribly Painful Ramp Stunt Failure</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/terribly-painful-ramp-stunt-failure-883619.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Some engineering geniuses build a ramp and one learns the hard way to never use your face as a braking mechanism. ... braking crash crumbled crushed destroyed Engineering epic faceplant Fail Failure Fall Genius Geniuses idiot jump mechanism moron Painful ramp Roof smash stupid terrible terribly &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dpY8lUl4%2fnovIBzuPPn5Kw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/terribly-painful-ramp-stunt-failure-883619.html</guid></item><item><title>Terribly Painful Ramp Stunt Failure</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/terribly-painful-ramp-stunt-failure.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Some engineering geniuses build a ramp and one learns the hard way to never use your face as a braking mechanism. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=goBdCplz4qiiNSdgknRbig%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:27:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/terribly-painful-ramp-stunt-failure.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/terribly-painful-ramp-stunt-failure.html</guid></item><item><title>n0thing de_nuke wallbanged</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/n0thing-de-nuke-wallbanged-1350804.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Spectacular wallbang headshot by Team EG-n0thing against their very own Team EG.canada on de_nuke. Live footage from ESL TV taken from Intel Extreme Masters Global Challenge Montreal. ... n0thing nothing Intel Extreme Masters Counter-Strike CS Team EG Evil Geniuses Montreal ESL TV &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Paul McCartney meets with a publisher to pitch his book idea about lovably dopey Ringo.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;me and my rocket scientist cousins. don't worry, the spray is made for dogs , so she doesn't get hurt or anything.&lt;/td&gt;
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