<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:41:58 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:41:58 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>like my sexy underwear?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/like-my-sexy-underwear-1511207</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;i think its pretty cute ;p ... sexy butt booty strip tease underwear rate my girlfreidn gstring breast bra bikini topless holding hump &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=camw2eb%2fDz0Ke5Qg%2fSaY9Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/N1YnUCLxNhs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/like-my-sexy-underwear-1511207</guid></item><item><title>Zombie Boy Likes Turtles Edited!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/zombie-boy-likes-turtles-edited-1510164</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This is the edited version of Zombie boy Likes Turtles it contains BAD WORDS! Not for yound children to watch!  Please SUBSCRIBE to us so that it gives us something to look forward too and motivate us to make more videos for you! Thx GTM XP   Disclaimer! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE VIDEO, AUDIO OR CONTENT IN THIS VIDEO. ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS. THIS VIDEO WAS MADE PURElY FOR THE VIEWERS ENJOYMENT WARNING! Contains bad language! Recommended for 17yrs or older!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b5sw%2bWk31GyUf56BPjHsCw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:56:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BvzWVMvNEeo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/zombie-boy-likes-turtles-edited-1510164</guid></item><item><title>Climbing A V6 at Plante Granite</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/climbing-a-v6-at-plante-granite-1509429</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Went climbing today. This is a little clip of something i climbed. its a V6 ... Planet Granite Chris Llewellyn Climbing Gym Indoor Ben Wilson Alex Aschwanden Crash Pad Shoes Chalk harness rope hold feet foot crimp pinch sloper jugs jug glass blowing shirtless topless &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cm%2b0sQ2mpbuqIDVAKK%2bmMw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hi14AgE0pw8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/climbing-a-v6-at-plante-granite-1509429</guid></item><item><title>Risha and Joanne of MMA Girls show a toe hold</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/risha-and-joanne-of-mma-girls-show-a-toe-hold-1506832</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/risha-and-joanne-of-mma-girls-show-a-toe-hold-1506832"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506832_45bc0db2-7f02-449f-b8bb-a2c21b711514_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Risha and Joanne of MMA Girls show a toe hold" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;hot ass Risha and Joanne of MMA Girls show a toe hold&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=i9DJRW1eQm%2ben3VUoCvRBA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:10:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506832_45bc0db2-7f02-449f-b8bb-a2c21b711514_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/risha-and-joanne-of-mma-girls-show-a-toe-hold-1506832</guid></item><item><title>Bank Robber Eats Demand Note</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/bank-robber-eats-demand-note.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A bank robber in Ohio tries to catch a break by eating the note that he gave a bank teller threatening to shoot her if she didn't hand over some money. Funniest destruction of evidence ever.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ySmtztCRYRRgJ7NmDgOo4Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:21:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/bank-robber-eats-demand-note.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/bank-robber-eats-demand-note.html</guid></item><item><title>Bank Robber Eats Holdup Note</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/bank-robber-eats-holdup-note-1506599</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;pretty hilarious...smart robber&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uy2Yoi%2bCF8Nf1%2fCbq8FmWw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:20:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506599_83b9aa5d-321b-4ca3-b864-f42ed270950f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/bank-robber-eats-holdup-note-1506599</guid></item><item><title>HOT GIRL IN A SATIN / VERY TIGHT LATEX / PVC / FISH NETS / CHAP</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hot-girl-in-a-satin-very-tight-latex-pvc-fish-nets-chap-1504124</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;ANOTHER MIX FROM REMOVED FULL VERSIONS ... TEDDY SATIN LINGERIE HARD NIPPLES ROBE CAMI NIGHTIE FETISH LADY WOMAN SHEETS SILK SILKY PANTIES PANTYHOSE LEGS NIGHTY BRA SLIP KNICKERS STRING THONG LYCRA PVC LATEX PANTS BLOUSE MISTRESS SHOES HEELS RUBBER GUMMI FISH NET STOCKINGS HOLD UPS CHAPS CREAM TIGHT GLOVES GOTH &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=b8Pr8v3nZIgIzjKgu7GZcQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3OvhYuQKNaw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hot-girl-in-a-satin-very-tight-latex-pvc-fish-nets-chap-1504124</guid></item><item><title>How To Escape a Choke Hold</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/how-to-escape-a-choke-hold-1499780</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Learn how to escape a choke hold‚ just in case!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WHQB%2fLR6nqGj2Y0E4Sla5g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:08:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499780_df07b651-2b22-4d6f-97cf-b6d1d307323d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/how-to-escape-a-choke-hold-1499780</guid></item><item><title>DANCING TO IRS HOLD MUSIC [11/12/09] - 204</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dancing-to-irs-hold-music-11-12-09-204-1495751</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Blog: http://www.LaneVids.com (GO THERE!)Main YouTube: http://YouTube.com/LaneVid (SUBSCRIBE!!)Vlog YouTube: http://YouTube.com/L4anyrat (SUBSCRIBE!!)LIVE SHOW: http://LaneVids.com/Live (THURS. 8pm CT!!)Twitter: http://twitter.com/Lanevids (FOLLOW ME!)DailyBooth: http://DailyBooth.com/LaneVids (FOLLOW ME!)Today I was on the phone with the IRS and T-Mobile taking care of stuff, and we did a LIVE SHOW and I packed for PodCampAZ.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/still-holding-it-1484060.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1484060_35d64f0c-1be0-42dc-9d60-16439878db7f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Still Holding It" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;By: Johnny Chronic - the greatest lover of all time...&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Hooker III). The band's manager is Garth (Robert Hoffman). Written &amp;amp; Directed by Jon Artigo Produced by Andrea Ajemian Music by Kaz Gamble www.wegotthebeatmovie.com http Artigo Ajemian Films (c) 2010 ... my heart hurts holding back new condition boyband we got the beat Michael Copon Ryan Hansen Pinkston E-Knock Lorenzo Hooker Robert Hoffman artigo ajemian film comedy indie teen music video kaz gamble dancing funny movie worcester massachusetts shirtless topless boys men raining wet alley elm ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=C0sZekY2sXOtleCnNa1tjw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oZ5VCGxmWLU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/my-heart-hurts-from-holden-back-by-a-new-condition-1483968.html</guid></item><item><title>Play Poker for Fun Online - Free Poker Game Download</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/play-poker-for-fun-online-free-poker-game-download-1481344.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/play-poker-for-fun-online-free-poker-game-download-1481344.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1481344_b9b6c3bd-974b-4025-892d-3f8956b62101_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Play Poker for Fun Online - Free Poker Game Download" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;http://www.worldpokerexpress.com Why do we play poker? For fun? For real money, so that our hearts beat faster? To feel the heat, to reach for the top. To rise up from defeat and to taste the thrill of victory.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FUteo9q1gkzgW9RGjI82Iw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:04:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1481344_b9b6c3bd-974b-4025-892d-3f8956b62101_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/play-poker-for-fun-online-free-poker-game-download-1481344.html</guid></item><item><title>How to carve a face on Pumpkin part 2 with tasty worms.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/how-to-carve-a-face-on-pumpkin-part-2-with-tasty-worms-1479195.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Carving a face on a Pumpkin part 2&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LsbOzGgWlOxTxXGe5cDM7w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:05:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1479195_9ad8667b-d157-464d-a7dc-181bc5eeab72_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/how-to-carve-a-face-on-pumpkin-part-2-with-tasty-worms-1479195.html</guid></item><item><title>DBSK Holding Back the Tears MV</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dbsk-holding-back-the-tears-mv-1473826.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dbsk-holding-back-the-tears-mv-1473826.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CSYOPg5MTgo/default.jpg" alt="DBSK Holding Back the Tears MV" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The music video for DBSKs drama Vacation featuring the song Holding Back the Tears. Micky apparently wrote the song. Enjoy!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sE%2f30i9NF9rjoyLuY1Likw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:01:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CSYOPg5MTgo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dbsk-holding-back-the-tears-mv-1473826.html</guid></item><item><title>Hidden Camera In Girls Dressing Room Teen Black Bondage Student</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/hidden-camera-in-girls-dressing-room-teen-black-bondage-student-1476640.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Bi Videos Clip Cute Stripper Webcam Lap Teen Booty Milfs Girls Gone Wild&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SzXnWtao8Ap6bjRDJ8oJFA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FMIKxuOgZ98/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/hidden-camera-in-girls-dressing-room-teen-black-bondage-student-1476640.html</guid></item><item><title>Odd News of the Day - www.MyInboxNews.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1471701.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1471701.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1471701_c3445e41-b657-4def-931c-fc8968d765f0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Odd News of the Day - www.MyInboxNews.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;get down on all fours and bark like a dog a new security technique, 78 and poked 241 times Guinness world record holder for the most piercings - www.myinboxnews.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=seIPWR%2fz2JsHv%2fHR6wD2fQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:29:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1471701_c3445e41-b657-4def-931c-fc8968d765f0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1471701.html</guid></item><item><title>Just Holding My Dick</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/just-holding-my-dick-1467339.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/just-holding-my-dick-1467339.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1467339_3060ae8e-10a7-4fc1-ae01-6bc03b44860b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Just Holding My Dick" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;By: Johnny Chronic - the greatest lover of all time...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nCVQoscvt27KczPi3xL1eg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:33:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1467339_3060ae8e-10a7-4fc1-ae01-6bc03b44860b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/just-holding-my-dick-1467339.html</guid></item><item><title>i wanna hold ur ear</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/i-wanna-hold-ur-ear-1465193.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/i-wanna-hold-ur-ear-1465193.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1465193_3824aad6-e33b-45e1-a7c8-7f8d27d7eb82_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="i wanna hold ur ear" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;my little girl had to hold my ear while she eats, watch what she does when i pull awayplease vote and comment&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cSi%2boN8m04ibailCFk6rxA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:29:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1465193_3824aad6-e33b-45e1-a7c8-7f8d27d7eb82_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/i-wanna-hold-ur-ear-1465193.html</guid></item><item><title>Dakota Deer Gutting</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dakota-deer-gutting-1465699.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dakota-deer-gutting-1465699.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BclQr6UaFjk/default.jpg" alt="Dakota Deer Gutting" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Dakota gutting (1:30) and hangin a deer&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UGc5biK4lxoBWgBNuLBEOQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BclQr6UaFjk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dakota-deer-gutting-1465699.html</guid></item><item><title>Weekly Gleek: Thong Song (Sisqo Cover)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/weekly-gleek-thong-song-sisqo-cover-1471362.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/weekly-gleek-thong-song-sisqo-cover-1471362.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Egtv0slJ77E/default.jpg" alt="Weekly Gleek: Thong Song (Sisqo Cover)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Exorcising my Glee demons by doing a weekly gleek cover. You can buy my album of ORIGINALS here: www.meghantonjes.com Song Thong Song Artist: Sisqo Sung by: Matthew Morrison (Glee) Covered by Meghan Tonjes You can see Glee every Wednesday at 9pm, EST!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Fy%2fbQP8u3plil1ku47fIrw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Egtv0slJ77E/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/weekly-gleek-thong-song-sisqo-cover-1471362.html</guid></item><item><title>Bow Wow feat. Omarion "Let Me Hold You"</title><link>http://www.Break.com/music/bow-wow-videos/bow-wow-feat-omarion-let-me-hold-you</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/music/bow-wow-videos/bow-wow-feat-omarion-let-me-hold-you"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/brightcove_stills/485149_36157409001.jpg" alt="Bow Wow feat. Omarion "Let Me Hold You"" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=u9R9t2XCMdzakARCgbpHbg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:02:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/brightcove_stills/485149_36157409001.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/music/bow-wow-videos/bow-wow-feat-omarion-let-me-hold-you</guid></item><item><title>Jeff Gordon fan cant hold his liquor</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/jeff-gordon-fan-cant-hold-his-liquor-1456243.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/jeff-gordon-fan-cant-hold-his-liquor-1456243.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1456243_c782eb3a-67ba-4c35-981d-73568d640509_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Jeff Gordon fan cant hold his liquor" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Gross. This Jeff Gordon fan cant hold his liquor. Pukes.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IPC6rM6xUKrXunBFiyvKSg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:46:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1456243_c782eb3a-67ba-4c35-981d-73568d640509_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/jeff-gordon-fan-cant-hold-his-liquor-1456243.html</guid></item><item><title>Voltron: 3D - Building the Forces of Doom</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/voltron-the-third-dimension-minisode/voltron-3d-building-the-forces-of-doom-1454852</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/voltron-the-third-dimension-minisode/voltron-3d-building-the-forces-of-doom-1454852"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2429384&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Voltron: 3D - Building the Forces of Doom" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Will there ever be cyborg peace? In your dreams! A semi robotic Lotor holds a “peace summit” with Zarkon and Keith. Lance secretly spies, follows Lotor into the dream dimension, and soon Voltron is fighting off nightmares. Nighty night bad guys!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iBdOoB5j5p4NxdFIjk959Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:00:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2429384&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/voltron-the-third-dimension-minisode/voltron-3d-building-the-forces-of-doom-1454852</guid></item><item><title>What's Happening!! - Creep Detective</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/whats-happening-minisode/whats-happening-creep-detective-1454051</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/whats-happening-minisode/whats-happening-creep-detective-1454051"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2470618&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="What's Happening!! - Creep Detective" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;It doesn't take a world-class con to fool Rerun. After he unknowingly agrees to hold some stolen property, the suspender-wearing dude gets arrested…bringing his roommate Raj down with him. Relax guys, Dee and Earl are on the case. &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=aoogWlpK4h42k5LGbif5xA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:43:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2470618&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/whats-happening-minisode/whats-happening-creep-detective-1454051</guid></item><item><title>Fantasy Island:  Surrogate Mother</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/fantasy-island-minisode/fantasy-island-surrogate-mother-1454016</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/fantasy-island-minisode/fantasy-island-surrogate-mother-1454016"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2269846&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Fantasy Island:  Surrogate Mother" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Nobody rolls an r like Charo. So hold tight for &quot;Sorry! I'm so sorry!&quot; Charo (The Surreal Life) plays a surrogate mother seeking to resolve her doubts about giving up her child. Still crave more Charo? Go to Charo.com. Isn't the Internet grand?&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jRxvVa7l6HzuN%2bYWLgM6ZQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:39:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2269846&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/fantasy-island-minisode/fantasy-island-surrogate-mother-1454016</guid></item><item><title>Whos the Boss: Truth In Dating</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/whos-the-boss-minisode/whos-the-boss-truth-in-dating-1453668</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/whos-the-boss-minisode/whos-the-boss-truth-in-dating-1453668"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2082463&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Whos the Boss: Truth In Dating" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Some men are intimidated by successful women. Like that wimpy Harry Dolan. He's cute, however, so Angela pretends to be a receptionist in order to get a date. Hello? Angela? Your conscience is on line one and it's been holding for most of the show. &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=e0k9r9B%2fTZ0xf0%2fS3DClxw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:56:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2082463&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/whos-the-boss-minisode/whos-the-boss-truth-in-dating-1453668</guid></item><item><title>Married with Children: Peggy Turns 300</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/married-with-children-minisode/married-with-children-peggy-turns-300-1453318</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/married-with-children-minisode/married-with-children-peggy-turns-300-1453318"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465260&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Married with Children: Peggy Turns 300" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;What do you know, Al is good at something! Bowling. Unfortunately so is Peg, and with her skills she's threatening Al's chance at setting the alley record. Peg has a small streak of kindness. Maybe she'll let him hold the record for a minute or two?&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fS4BbtFb8O2sscFMzMFVTQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:12:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465260&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/married-with-children-minisode/married-with-children-peggy-turns-300-1453318</guid></item><item><title>Hood Hold Hairspray</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/charlie-murphys-crash-comedy/hood-hold-hairspray-1453251</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/charlie-murphys-crash-comedy/hood-hold-hairspray-1453251"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2451032&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Hood Hold Hairspray" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;CHARLIE MURPHY'S CRASH COMEDY - Charlie entices and delivers on the latest greatest ghetto invention: Hood Hold Hairspray. Get stuck on it. &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kyYywxWMwc2ieyN470n2rQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:02:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2451032&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/charlie-murphys-crash-comedy/hood-hold-hairspray-1453251</guid></item><item><title>Hold On</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/hold-on-1452996</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/hold-on-1452996"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416386&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Hold On" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Owen Benjamin offers his expertise in dealing with uncomfortable situations. One pooch. One bottle. One heartbreaking story.   &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yGtjyRUhA1HbGrFoAxSH%2fw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:23:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416386&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/hold-on-1452996</guid></item><item><title>Hold My Hand</title><link>http://www.Break.com/music/unkle-videos/hold-my-hand</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/music/unkle-videos/hold-my-hand"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/unkle_holdmyhand480.jpg" alt="Hold My Hand" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Hox%2b%2fIsH9g%2bxa86BnBBqWQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:49:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/unkle_holdmyhand480.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/music/unkle-videos/hold-my-hand</guid></item></channel></rss>