<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:18:07 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:18:07 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Dating Club for Men  (www.guiltyhumor.com)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dating-club-for-men-www-guiltyhumor-com-1419213.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The ultimate dating solution. www.guiltyhumor.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tFmgSUVZvIODDIPPJSEKSA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:12:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ViD4tAH0ZHw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dating-club-for-men-www-guiltyhumor-com-1419213.html</guid></item><item><title>PISS ON A SLIDE</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/piss-on-a-slide-1369627.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Rap song about the latest craze! Pissin' on the slide! ... funny song comedy piss slide show me your genitals jizz in my pants jon lajoie park tim and eric disgusting gross haha amazing boobs bum clown gangster wanna be poser wierd flagstaff arizona strange music video group commercial gang fight random crash explosion madonna cats dogs sick tits ass &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5G3SS0840ksq568W1CEk4w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ym44uK2o1as/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/piss-on-a-slide-1369627.html</guid></item><item><title>THE EXTENT - Episode 5 - Jessica's Sadness (Web Series) -  -   </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-extent-episode-5-jessica-s-sadness-web-series-1292462.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;must be taken from a major US/Canadian travel hub. MUST BE SUBSCRIBER OF OUR CHANNEL TO WIN!!!!!!! Must comment on 1 episode posted on YOUTUBE after Sept 2/09 and before Nov. 4/09. Only 1 entry per comment/episode. Full rules at: www.extenttv.com Written by Jason Nassr Directed by Jason Nassr Don't miss a new episode Wednesday September 16, 2009! ***** PLEASE SUBSCRIBE ***** ***** PLEASE SUBSCRIBE ***** ***** PLEASE SUBSCRIBE ***** ***** PLEASE SUBSCRIBE ***** Songs Used with ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7Vxez4l3VoPQ9LeRU%2fnY1g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4_a838INRFA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-extent-episode-5-jessica-s-sadness-web-series-1292462.html</guid></item><item><title>Radio Friendly Song</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/radio-friendly-song-1475106.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I hate the radio... ... Jon Lajoie song funny parody genitals normal guy &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FRb4YB%2b3%2fAGoqIgYC%2f0vng%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A0Gs4xGw1Eg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/radio-friendly-song-1475106.html</guid></item><item><title>Sign City 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sign-city-2-1209203.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Sign City 1 www.youtube.com ... Sin City Jessica Alba TheLonelyIsland The Lonely Island Jon Lajoie Shoes Star wars kid &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wCtfSgpATRzjN%2bHI6aYiWQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pDzRLnBPp0o/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sign-city-2-1209203.html</guid></item><item><title>Mambo n° 5</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mambo-n°-5-1059641.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;... Damaso P&#233;rez Prado Lou Bega Mambo Number Five n&#176; Angela Basset Pamela Lajoie Sandra Bullock Rita Hayworth Monica Bellucci Erica Durance Tina Turner Mary-Louise Parker Jessica Simpson &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fLwOjODb%2ftbys0PNe3UrBA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9uO_n3vL_y4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mambo-n°-5-1059641.html</guid></item><item><title>Chocolate rain techno remix</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/chocolate-rain-techno-remix-996800.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;... Chocolate rain funny techno tay zonday remix jizz in my pants big dick im on boat jon lajoie modern warfare halo sniping montage odst wars reach xbox 360 cheats glitch hack ps accident broken bone leg arm neck ass &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=22g4G6whefk%2bX8OGuS7IFg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tZeNHXm8uHI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/chocolate-rain-techno-remix-996800.html</guid></item><item><title>Doin' Your Mom (song)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/doin-your-mom-song-876487.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;mom. [repeat chorus] I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers cant deny that shes fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks Im half black. Your moms the best, the super MILF Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldnt kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=H0CMgBUk8uxmJkHXoUS14w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/doin-your-mom-song-876487.html</guid></item><item><title>Michael Jackson is Dead, by Jon LaJoie</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/michael-jackson-is-dead-by-jon-lajoie.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Love it or hate it, the always hilarious LaJoie does make an interesting point about the media's treatment of the late King of Pop.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DcInudrKlPaJurw%2fAdMFAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:52:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/michael-jackson-is-dead-by-jon-lajoie.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/michael-jackson-is-dead-by-jon-lajoie.html</guid></item><item><title>Michael Jackson is Dead</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/michael-jackson-is-dead-792352.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Jonlajoie&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SkLq1Ibdx5e8AXqZSUvuzg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:01:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/792352_40d5d23c-0e5e-4d70-a985-829c7f22c99f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/michael-jackson-is-dead-792352.html</guid></item><item><title>Michael Jackson is Dead</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/michael-jackson-is-dead-805019.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;You're all hypocrites. All of a sudden the media is his best friend? Two-faced fuckers... ... Michael Jackson is Dead song Jon Lajoie hypocrite Jako &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cIE4TxEgX8dzhyabQwpykw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/michael-jackson-is-dead-805019.html</guid></item><item><title>I Kill People</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/i-kill-people-710313.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/i-kill-people-710313.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/710313_94a3bd93-b377-446e-8da4-6087cbb64f63_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="I Kill People" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Jonlajoie&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rk%2fulV%2fkKQnLPN5zchD12g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:17:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/710313_94a3bd93-b377-446e-8da4-6087cbb64f63_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/i-kill-people-710313.html</guid></item><item><title>Jon Lajoie - I Kill People  [Lyrics]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jon-lajoie-i-kill-people-lyrics-964040.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;kinda messed up What, what, you got a problem with this Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff So if you'll come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts Ii mean I'll punch your nuts Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay I'm all about VAGINA Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load All over ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wVEfKV52MJ3vjYf6M3xj2A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jl2TQIWvB0Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jon-lajoie-i-kill-people-lyrics-964040.html</guid></item><item><title>Miss California's Parent's Shocking Interview - Carrie Prejean</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/miss-california-s-parent-s-shocking-interview-carrie-prejean-1089856.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/miss-california-s-parent-s-shocking-interview-carrie-prejean-1089856.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U4WehK4Hj3s/default.jpg" alt="Miss California's Parent's Shocking Interview - Carrie Prejean" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Who needs equal rights when you're a pretty, privileged, straight, white girl? Here's a MOCK interview with her parents! Be sure to check out our GOLDEN TOAD ENTERTAINMENT page to see all of our comedy videos!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FnUdNbueqxD%2b7Z5cvcF4yw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U4WehK4Hj3s/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/miss-california-s-parent-s-shocking-interview-carrie-prejean-1089856.html</guid></item><item><title>I Kill People</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/i-kill-people-998608.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/i-kill-people-998608.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xC03hmS1Brk/default.jpg" alt="I Kill People" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;MC Vagina is back, and he's going to kill you. www.jonlajoie.com ... Jon Lajoie song guns kill people genitals normal guy funny &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=z2fO%2bZtMvQ%2fGp3rAC1rE6g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xC03hmS1Brk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/i-kill-people-998608.html</guid></item><item><title>salvia trip gone wrong (100x)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/salvia-trip-gone-wrong-100x-995638.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;having a fit was not part of our plans&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6twjddkIL0IrKVttKHxC8Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/V2jvJVbDpyw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/salvia-trip-gone-wrong-100x-995638.html</guid></item><item><title>salvia,first timer (100x)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/salvia-first-timer-100x-1347312.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;very bad trip on salvia&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uwPp9WH6CAthmBzDjG2mCg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/y2XdPrkC9MY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/salvia-first-timer-100x-1347312.html</guid></item><item><title>MY MOM HATES GENITALIA / JON LAJOIE</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/my-mom-hates-genitalia-jon-lajoie-1058035.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/my-mom-hates-genitalia-jon-lajoie-1058035.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GprqK081bjc/default.jpg" alt="MY MOM HATES GENITALIA / JON LAJOIE" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My moms reaction to Jon Lajoie's songs Show Me Your Genitals Part 1 and Part 2. My mom is so funny and she doesn't even realize it haha. Leave a comment telling me which reaction was better! Add me on myspace: www.myspace.dfizzy.com ... My moms reaction to Jon Lajoie's songs Show Me Your Genitals Part and chris brown rihanna fred shanedawsontv mitchell davis show me your genitals part my mom hates jon lajoie &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mTEEDqJCvS0yhekeYF%2bgXg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GprqK081bjc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/my-mom-hates-genitalia-jon-lajoie-1058035.html</guid></item><item><title>"Alone in the Universe" by Jon LaJoie</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/alone-in-the-universe-by-jon-lajoie.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/alone-in-the-universe-by-jon-lajoie.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/alone-in-the-universe-by-jon-lajoie.jpg" alt=""Alone in the Universe" by Jon LaJoie" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Mr. LaJoie gives us a new and inspiring song. Don't keep your sausage hostage.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=C7aw%2bLRL8I3f%2bmPBwzXQxA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:48:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/alone-in-the-universe-by-jon-lajoie.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/alone-in-the-universe-by-jon-lajoie.html</guid></item><item><title>Alone in the Universe (Jon Lajoie)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Alone-in-the-Universe-Jon-Lajoie-683082.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Alone-in-the-Universe-Jon-Lajoie-683082.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/683082_62738dee-33fa-4c91-b1da-f3ccc17f5ccb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Alone in the Universe (Jon Lajoie)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A philosophical song by Jon Lajoie.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bNHoCH0dYSn3zK63sWDkRw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:54:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/683082_62738dee-33fa-4c91-b1da-f3ccc17f5ccb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Alone-in-the-Universe-Jon-Lajoie-683082.html</guid></item><item><title>Jon Lajoie - Pop Song</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jon-lajoie-pop-song-914197.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;urban music market Hey baby, baby i can tell that you are crazy, crazy shake that ass girl, my rhymes are gettin lazy, lazy these things i'm talkin bout have nothin to do with the song baby it don't matter won't you show me that thong baby? That's how it works in the pop music industry 2009 mother fucker that's just how it be 'Cause they'll market this song to young, impressionable, and insecure teenage girls 'Cause all you gotta say is ooh baby, i love you, or girl, i need you in my ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=aU1khUILoDL%2fXf3Y9v37Kg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jon-lajoie-pop-song-914197.html</guid></item><item><title>Alone in the Universe (Jon Lajoie)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/alone-in-the-universe-jon-lajoie-807081.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/alone-in-the-universe-jon-lajoie-807081.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="Alone in the Universe (Jon Lajoie)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A philosophical song by Jon Lajoie. www.jonlajoie.com ... Jon Lajoie masturbation song masturbate Normal guy genitals &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xMAst24PUzEx3142uzgn0Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/alone-in-the-universe-jon-lajoie-807081.html</guid></item><item><title>Jon Lajoie - Girl I have no P&amp;amp;N!S</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Jon-Lajoie-Girl-I-have-no-P-N-S-658705.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Jon-Lajoie-Girl-I-have-no-P-N-S-658705.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/658705_ece4e56a-7994-4fa3-8c53-5633f28fff97_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Jon Lajoie - Girl I have no P&amp;N!S" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Girl I have no P&amp;amp;N!S by Jon Lajoie, Live at le National in Montr?al.

Song is about a man that had a bicycle accident :D

Really funny video!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yedGchYzvdT5wO2PX9U4tw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:32:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/658705_ece4e56a-7994-4fa3-8c53-5633f28fff97_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Jon-Lajoie-Girl-I-have-no-P-N-S-658705.html</guid></item><item><title>Sin City Music Video HD- 4DZ</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sin-city-music-video-hd-4dz-1104992.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sin-city-music-video-hd-4dz-1104992.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GYcixqGRSxM/default.jpg" alt="Sin City Music Video HD- 4DZ" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;and don't be shy to comment. ... 4DZ Societiez Hip-Hop live band talkbox Beatmaking Wyclef Jean california love Tupac Dr dre West Coast DJ Live Band T-Pain Jay-Z sex drugs marijuana lesbian talk-box SinCity trailer Beatboxing drums guitar montreal black and white Sin City Cool kidz Usher Eminem HD musicvideo music video Jon Lajoie Young Jezzy Coldplay Top rated talent rap theroots the roots lil wayne city new york Los Angeles Miami Japan UK london World International Best Lily Allen Beyonce ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fPE%2brR2DOTsWDqXhmW5xpg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GYcixqGRSxM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sin-city-music-video-hd-4dz-1104992.html</guid></item><item><title>Everyday Normal Rap Crew</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/everyday-normal-rap-crew.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/everyday-normal-rap-crew.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/everyday-normal-rap-crew.jpg" alt="Everyday Normal Rap Crew" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Jon LaJoie, the world's most ordinary rapper, introduces his everyday crew.  &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JmBbcqolm7F8GaiohE2YDA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:01:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/everyday-normal-rap-crew.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/everyday-normal-rap-crew.html</guid></item><item><title>Everyday Normal Crew </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Everyday-Normal-Crew-642104.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Everyday-Normal-Crew-642104.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/642104_64eb49a2-b7a3-495a-a0c2-58c0730202ec_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Everyday Normal Crew " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Everyday Normal Guy is back and this time he brought his mothafukin' crew, bitch.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rHf41inGawfZ3YCQyFHBNQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:13:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/642104_64eb49a2-b7a3-495a-a0c2-58c0730202ec_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Everyday-Normal-Crew-642104.html</guid></item><item><title>Who's Who On YouTube: Jon Lajoie</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/attack-of-the-show/whos-who-on-youtube-jon-lajoie-630477.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/attack-of-the-show/whos-who-on-youtube-jon-lajoie-630477.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//" alt="Who's Who On YouTube: Jon Lajoie" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;AOTS gives a detailed history of the Canadian web star, Jon Lajoie.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GCufzQ9pkcAPs3cd%2fsJ%2fWg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:10:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/attack-of-the-show/whos-who-on-youtube-jon-lajoie-630477.html</guid></item><item><title>Too Fast  (Jon Lajoie)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Too-Fast-Jon-Lajoie-606712.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Too-Fast-Jon-Lajoie-606712.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/606712_33577704-e679-4011-af41-ffd6df6f0434_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Too Fast  (Jon Lajoie)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A song about a little flaw that I have.
www.jonlajoie.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hiPQn2bVRWNLh%2fSb9p5wTA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:57:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/606712_33577704-e679-4011-af41-ffd6df6f0434_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Too-Fast-Jon-Lajoie-606712.html</guid></item><item><title>Jon Lajoie:  Bootlegs &amp;amp; B-Sides</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Jon-Lajoie-Bootlegs-B-Sides-586860.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Jon-Lajoie-Bootlegs-B-Sides-586860.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/586860_30b025a6-feae-427d-a7c0-e4f2e4ecb055_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Jon Lajoie:  Bootlegs &amp; B-Sides" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Unreleased material by Jon Lajoie&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NkKEetiyJKJNOBS9CzRWEA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:12:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/586860_30b025a6-feae-427d-a7c0-e4f2e4ecb055_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Jon-Lajoie-Bootlegs-B-Sides-586860.html</guid></item><item><title>Will Ferrell Coors Light Commercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/will-ferrell-coors-light-commercial-949026.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/will-ferrell-coors-light-commercial-949026.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Will Ferrell Coors Light Commercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Coors Light commercial with Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers. ... Porn Sex XXX College Girls Too Hot For TV Spring Break Coors Light Will Ferrell Meatloaf Wedding Crashers Beer Funny Interview Celebrity Old School Owen Wilson Funeral Favorite Bud Lime Jon Lajoie Club Ultra Lounge Barnaby's Colt 45 Malt Liquor Barack Obama John McCain Sarah Palin Palin's daughter Kim Jong-Il Scoots NFL NBA NCAA MLB United States The Landlord Chicks Show me your genitals Texas Matt Leinart Reggie Bush Kardashian ...&lt;/td&gt;
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