<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:36:54 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:36:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: Natalie Portman Diss Rap(e) by Andy Milonakis</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-natalie-portman-diss-rap-e-by-andy-milonakis-1335915.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Fkfd0H9HT0D7IFt3u7BJTg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pxyK7RTaCBg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-natalie-portman-diss-rap-e-by-andy-milonakis-1335915.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Natalie Portman Diss Rap(e) by Andy Milonakis</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-natalie-portman-diss-rap-e-by-andy-milonakis-1335918.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=A1vs4wQz%2fV8kjWyXYFBrYw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bF01G8XLgVg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-natalie-portman-diss-rap-e-by-andy-milonakis-1335918.html</guid></item><item><title>Natalie Portman Diss Rap(e) by Andy Milonakis</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/natalie-portman-diss-rap-e-by-andy-milonakis-1331325.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Credits: (scroll down for lyrics) Produced by: Roger Goodman Keys: Danny Keyz Engineered and Mixed by: Jason Schweitzer Lyrics Professional at the age of 13 Beautiful girl wanna get in them jeans Natalie portman you're a genius Everyone says I love you but I amean this I won' starwars cuz that shit is wack But you were realy fuckin dope in mars attacks Garden State was ok but it wasn't bag Did u have fun kissing that zach braff fag? Portman I'm gonna murder you Then bitch I'm gonna rape you ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=A3N6rh%2fdH1OsrQeU51g5Sg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/miJNyOqZtTY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/natalie-portman-diss-rap-e-by-andy-milonakis-1331325.html</guid></item><item><title>My First Project</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/my-first-project-1265964.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;My little brother begged me to do a second White Kid Jerkin' so here it is. ... white kid jerkin two funny fat andy milonakis music swag &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=x9N57%2fHMpvWmXAe4fkgQJg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tv2zNMPMBqo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/my-first-project-1265964.html</guid></item><item><title>Bar Refaeli &amp;amp; Vanessa Hudgens on POPTUB</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/bar-refaeli-vanessa-hudgens-on-poptub-1161565.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;(cc500) www.youtube.com foolish pakistani student, mullah katl ud din, breaks electrical door displaying extreme stupidity (KaptaanHindustan) www.youtube.com .Folsom,California Man Tasered who is just sitting on His Porch (ebendread) www.youtube.com PEPSI REFRESH PEPSI REFRESH SI Raises the Bar With Refaeli Cover (AssociatedPress) www.youtube.com incredible bomb (davidgaffney) www.youtube.com Flying motorcycle (GaijinBiker) www.youtube.com Cat Hiding (p00kke) www.youtube.com Major Lazer ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OvANvLgOuSBs0A54lgQgnA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tKrerfNlsEU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/bar-refaeli-vanessa-hudgens-on-poptub-1161565.html</guid></item><item><title>Justin Bartha Challanges Matt Zaller to a Duel</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/justin-bartha-challanges-matt-zaller-to-a-duel-746287.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;National Lampoons The Zaz Report is back at it with another interview for the film The Hangover. This time, Justin Bartha posts up with Matt Zaller and in a move of defensive strategery, disses Zaller before Zaller can get to him. What ensues is a battle of funny weirdness and babble. Toothpicks, iphones, Carrot Top, sex, German Pornography, fake glasses, John Hancock, and mockery are subjects of choice. Please enjoy.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5PHuzijXTzP55pSgEPwTSA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:31:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/746287_de080cf5-8254-411e-a48e-41a302bc4e27_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/justin-bartha-challanges-matt-zaller-to-a-duel-746287.html</guid></item><item><title>Heather Graham and Matt Zaller - The World Aint Ready for ...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/heather-graham-and-matt-zaller-the-world-aint-ready-for-734834.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;NationalLampoon&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fZUAuliTO2%2fPC%2fcGZECs2A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 19:34:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/734834_e6802311-2058-4c0d-ba18-3f14af82cdfe_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/heather-graham-and-matt-zaller-the-world-aint-ready-for-734834.html</guid></item><item><title>Between Two Co*ks: Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, and Bradley ...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/between-two-co-ks-zach-galifianakis-ed-helms-and-bradley-734717.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;National Lampoons Matt Zaller sits down to have a chit chat with the stars of The Hangover, in between to Cocks. Poking a little fun at Zach Galifiankis show, Between Two Ferns, Zaller made Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms hold two cocks. What ensues is what might be deemed as an awkward encounter of comedic people, discussing the various topics of Bruce Vilanch, Hollywood Squares, Andy Milonakis, Mike Tyson, Babies, and maybe even a little of the movie!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6MfLjKZ4TYJwD%2fCKwU%2ftmA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 16:30:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/734717_7b526a91-ef27-43bc-8c0b-c5c078e28db1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/between-two-co-ks-zach-galifianakis-ed-helms-and-bradley-734717.html</guid></item><item><title>Major Lazer Zumbie ft. Andy Milonakis</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/major-lazer-zumbie-ft-andy-milonakis-1049907.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Directed by Eli Gunn-Jones For more info: www.myspace.com/majorlazer or www.myspace.com/andymilona kis FOLLOW THE LINKS TO BUY MAJOR LAZER'S DEBUT ALBUM NOW!!! Insound - CD, Vinyl album w/download (AUTOGRAPHED!) t.ymlp53.com iTunes - digital album, ML iPhone app! t.ymlp53.com Turntable Lab - digital album, vinyl 12 t.ymlp53.com Amazon Mp3 - digital album t.ymlp53.com ... Major Lazer Diplo Switch Andy Milonakis Mad Decent zumbi Zombie reggea Eli Gunn-Jones ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XvZRb%2bQlUQW1xBVrk93jkQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/quj1U6tpPvM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/major-lazer-zumbie-ft-andy-milonakis-1049907.html</guid></item><item><title>THE ONLY ANDY MILONAKIS POOP ANYONE HAS EVER MADE</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-only-andy-milonakis-poop-anyone-has-ever-made-915892.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;inches away from the black hole through the wrong end of his telescope, throws spoon grenades at everyone, plays Maccaron Chaccaron while his father dances in a retarded manner, finds his fathers corpse on the living room floor, gives himself a black eye, quickly makes butter, watches a volvic ad on his television, opens up his couch and falls to a clumsy, painful death, gets in a fight with Hank Hill, and does a bizzare advert for spoons. Also, he ate quite a fucking lot of soup. ... youtube ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vSh6jheYQpsOUQEbUQPpsw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-only-andy-milonakis-poop-anyone-has-ever-made-915892.html</guid></item><item><title>Andy Milonakis Gets Beer Thrown at Him</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/andy-milonakis-gets-beer-thrown-at-him-714961.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Andy Milonakis playing with Dirt Nasty at Voodoo Lounge in San Jose, CA on 05-01-09. He starts calling out the audience for being poser clubbers and the crowd gets angry and someone throws beer at him. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jimTQKk1Q8wc1LcNd15J2A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 22:31:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/714961_9cf7bd1e-815d-4013-87b9-4e155321e520_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/andy-milonakis-gets-beer-thrown-at-him-714961.html</guid></item><item><title>Water Skiing Monkeys, Queen &amp;amp; Andy  Milonakis on POPTUB</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/water-skiing-monkeys-queen-andy-milonakis-on-poptub-910755.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;PEPSI REFRESH Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009 (inspiredbicycles) www.youtube.com See to Believe: Birdman (mustseebelieve) www.youtube.com Russian School Black Metal Band (SergeChel) www.youtube.com How Not To....Treadmill - Epic Fail (imagine2020) www.youtube.com Creeping Oobleck (sssssssshurikkkkkkkk) www.youtube.com Waterskiing Monkeys (uzoouk) www.youtube.com POPTUB: The cream of YouTube's crop, the apple of YouTube's eye, the sunshine of YouTube's life. ... poptub pop tub ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ol9rrx9AJCenqZwAlKFRXA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/water-skiing-monkeys-queen-andy-milonakis-on-poptub-910755.html</guid></item><item><title>Andy Milonakis Rap from Waiting</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/andy-milonakis-rap-from-waiting-1069962.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Andy Milonakis Rap from the end of Waiting ... andy milonakis rap waiting movie funny freestyle hilarious haha crazy white gangsta rappers Kasch T-dog Tdog David Letterman Joaquin Phoenix Late Show With Gwyneth Paltrow awkward Two Lovers interview Ben stiller oscars natalie portman &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=srwngmQDxdPiTMo0%2fs0WaA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ce1BzOLDm7s/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/andy-milonakis-rap-from-waiting-1069962.html</guid></item><item><title>Being An Asshole</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Being-An-Asshole-656426.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Manager gets tips on how to be an asshole to girls!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=TtQEiHHpjH5bSDAO58pLwQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:27:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/656426_42056250-7547-4c6f-9c89-659f5fff6795_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Being-An-Asshole-656426.html</guid></item><item><title>Chicken Sandwich</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Chicken-Sandwich-656425.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Cook can't decide if he wants the chicken sandwich or a hamburger before he starts his night shift!&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Crop-Dusting-656421.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/656421_1bbd57c5-af93-49de-a1a7-4f5d60299114_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Crop Dusting" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Waitress gets even with rude customer!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NZeQnOaeUmupj2vBf8JqBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:15:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/656421_1bbd57c5-af93-49de-a1a7-4f5d60299114_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Crop-Dusting-656421.html</guid></item><item><title>French Onion Soup</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/French-Onion-Soup-656072.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/French-Onion-Soup-656072.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/656072_2ec2230d-46a8-4ab9-9bf4-9358cd919e9b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="French Onion Soup" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Customer finds a fly in her soup and then everybody switches to french onion soup instead! Cook loses his mind while dealing with an overload demand for french onion soup.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QR9Xj7z6pG3tEgmC%2bRmWNQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:49:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/656072_2ec2230d-46a8-4ab9-9bf4-9358cd919e9b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/French-Onion-Soup-656072.html</guid></item><item><title>How It's Done</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/How-It-s-Done-656044.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/How-It-s-Done-656044.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/656044_3e7b4449-5fce-45d3-b1fb-ea91432ea323_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="How It's Done" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This guy shows us how it's done. You tell them they aren't hot, and then they like you!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=G5o3Ssi5%2fqyUn4KjKnPIXA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:16:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/656044_3e7b4449-5fce-45d3-b1fb-ea91432ea323_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/How-It-s-Done-656044.html</guid></item><item><title>Prank Freestyles Vol. 4 by Andy Milonakis</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/prank-freestyles-vol-4-by-andy-milonakis-893923.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/prank-freestyles-vol-4-by-andy-milonakis-893923.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Prank Freestyles Vol. 4 by Andy Milonakis" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Everyone writes in the comments section of who I should call.....I pick a handful of those ideas and call places and Freestyle Rap/prank/crank/stank them. In this one I call A Hair Salon A Pet Store Wonderbread Customer Service and I forget something else maybe. SUCK IT.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=u9nF9uBbzkLFii6J1WfGaA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/prank-freestyles-vol-4-by-andy-milonakis-893923.html</guid></item><item><title>Prank Freestyles Vol. 3 by Andy Milonakis</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/prank-freestyles-vol-3-by-andy-milonakis-772597.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/prank-freestyles-vol-3-by-andy-milonakis-772597.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="Prank Freestyles Vol. 3 by Andy Milonakis" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Call places and Freestyle Prank them. Write ideas of who you want me to call in the comments section and I might use your idea. A lot of people suggested taco bell so I didnt give shout outs for that, but you know who you are, little kittens.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nZc%2bOT1NKdiS8cEaQ6Lmdw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/prank-freestyles-vol-3-by-andy-milonakis-772597.html</guid></item><item><title>Very Funny Tom Green and Andy Milonakis</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/very-funny-tom-green-and-andy-milonakis-978481.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/very-funny-tom-green-and-andy-milonakis-978481.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ecpv8S2pwl4/default.jpg" alt="Very Funny Tom Green and Andy Milonakis" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;brother american idol (whew, thank god) juggies chicks girls girls girls britney spears or her scarred vagina elisha cuthbert drew barrymore elizabeth hurley jessica biel jennifer love hewitt jennifer lopez or her fat ass julia roberts keeley hazell keira knightley lauren holly victoria's secret bikini thong panties bra lingere eva longoria show episode sexy hot videos bikini hilary duff haley duff bikini 50 cent afi airline tickets akon al4a amazon amazon.com angelina jolie anime aol.com ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uFpscMuxE4P7d5KM3deQKQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ecpv8S2pwl4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/very-funny-tom-green-and-andy-milonakis-978481.html</guid></item><item><title>Guillermo at 2007 MTV Movie Awards</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/guillermo-at-2007-mtv-movie-awards-1134881.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/guillermo-at-2007-mtv-movie-awards-1134881.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yV2o4E4v-4c/default.jpg" alt="Guillermo at 2007 MTV Movie Awards" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;It's a little old, but who am I not to bless you with some of Guillermos Escapades. ... Jimmy Kimmel Guillermo Jessica Alba MTV Movie Awards 2007 Dane Cook guillermoland.com amanda bynes Mexico Andy Milonakis &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fLKWYgXQ2DNy%2f%2fTUbLlVzg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yV2o4E4v-4c/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/guillermo-at-2007-mtv-movie-awards-1134881.html</guid></item><item><title>Mike Dunsmore - Anything for Bums Los Angeles Part 8</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mike-dunsmore-anything-for-bums-los-angeles-part-8-1287853.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mike-dunsmore-anything-for-bums-los-angeles-part-8-1287853.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UU-uGYTqiRo/default.jpg" alt="Mike Dunsmore - Anything for Bums Los Angeles Part 8" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;... Mike Dunsmore Bums Tom Green Homeless 50 Cent Downtown los angeles skid row Bum fights rufus the stunt bum ryan seacrest Michael Jackson Thriller death interview we are world billie jean beat it mike dunsmore canadian king of pop trailer park boys jimmy kimmel adam carolla andy milonakis jackass tom green show chris crocker perez hilton dane cook miley cyrus cnn dave chapelle obama brett favre vikings cute puppy kitten megan fox hot jonas brothers rock stone cold views on youtube babies ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oms6mOvEEpyPBoyCsmDUXQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UU-uGYTqiRo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mike-dunsmore-anything-for-bums-los-angeles-part-8-1287853.html</guid></item><item><title>Andy Milonakis - Sushi Got Wheels!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/andy-milonakis-sushi-got-wheels-1217629.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/andy-milonakis-sushi-got-wheels-1217629.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YevVBquCk5A/default.jpg" alt="Andy Milonakis - Sushi Got Wheels!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;appearance and voice of an adolescent boy, when he is in fact an adult. In his high school years Andy used comedy as a means to thwart being made fun of. Humor is a great defense mechanism, Andy Milonakis says. If you're a serious, fat, young-looking kid, you're not going to be the most popular guy in high school. Milonakis' fame began as an Internet phenomenon after he released home webcam recordings of freestyle rhyming, humor videos, and short films. Some of these include Crispy ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LJJAPXMfm0zT%2bxlPW68XJg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YevVBquCk5A/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/andy-milonakis-sushi-got-wheels-1217629.html</guid></item><item><title>Andy Milonakis Parody </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/Andy-Milonakis-Parody-379699.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/Andy-Milonakis-Parody-379699.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/379699_ee2ce197-f985-4335-b235-6726dc472a1d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Andy Milonakis Parody " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;moose6219&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=B9zG783QZc6jTr4jRKTSSg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:10:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/379699_ee2ce197-f985-4335-b235-6726dc472a1d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/Andy-Milonakis-Parody-379699.html</guid></item><item><title>Jason Wahler speaks on Heidi Montag with Perez Hilton TSM 84</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/jason-wahler-speaks-on-heidi-montag-with-perez-hilton-tsm-84-794452.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/jason-wahler-speaks-on-heidi-montag-with-perez-hilton-tsm-84-794452.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="Jason Wahler speaks on Heidi Montag with Perez Hilton TSM 84" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;recent comments made by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Perez Hilton and Andy Milonakis join in on the action. Hear Jason talk about Bai Ling, Lindsay Lohan and his alleged Sex Tape with Lauren Conrad HEAR the ENTIRE uncut and uncensored interview by going to www.tsmradio.com or download it for free - search TSM RADIO on iTUNES for show booking info email - booking@tsmland.com ... Stu Stone Perez Hilton TSM Radio Pratt Andy Milonakis Jason Wahler Heidi Montag Spencer Hills Lauren Conrad Sex Tape ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QiRqosedtEyrFGsw3yHrNg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/jason-wahler-speaks-on-heidi-montag-with-perez-hilton-tsm-84-794452.html</guid></item><item><title>Andy Milonakis Show Theme Song</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/andy-milonakis-show-theme-song-994556.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/andy-milonakis-show-theme-song-994556.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NgX-NCNakpo/default.jpg" alt="Andy Milonakis Show Theme Song" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;take this you andy milonakis fans! I didn't see the mistakes I made when adding the subtitles. I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing WOW!!! Andy Milonakis himself put a video response on this. ... Andy Milonakis &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3Y%2fOP3xp2wgBQ0XSlWAUNQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NgX-NCNakpo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/andy-milonakis-show-theme-song-994556.html</guid></item><item><title>tha andy milonakis showw superbowl is gay</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tha-andy-milonakis-showw-superbowl-is-gay-1158048.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tha-andy-milonakis-showw-superbowl-is-gay-1158048.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eRL180FlBa8/default.jpg" alt="tha andy milonakis showw superbowl is gay" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A fat kid is stupid ... superbowl vivasteven andy &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=KDcWMiMMlioqa5zSDiGPKA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eRL180FlBa8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tha-andy-milonakis-showw-superbowl-is-gay-1158048.html</guid></item><item><title>Superbowl is gay by andy milonakis</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Superbowl-is-gay-by-andy-milonakis-275533.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Superbowl-is-gay-by-andy-milonakis-275533.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/275533_621c8db9-d223-4dba-b9fe-3e50620ff651_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Superbowl is gay by andy milonakis" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;hahahaha, i hope this doesnt offend anyboby, but this song is so funny, wicked stupid but wicked funny&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fSOfMj5URWxBTgRdQG9sEQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:02:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/275533_621c8db9-d223-4dba-b9fe-3e50620ff651_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Superbowl-is-gay-by-andy-milonakis-275533.html</guid></item><item><title>Crispy rap</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Crispy-rap-275528.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Crispy-rap-275528.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/275528_e625b362-9be5-4237-81b2-6468014c601e_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Crispy rap" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This guy is hilarious, he spits hot fire hahahahahaha&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mWvEQR8NlSgGpSamNrN98Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:48:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/275528_e625b362-9be5-4237-81b2-6468014c601e_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Crispy-rap-275528.html</guid></item></channel></rss>