<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:36:36 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:36:36 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Morons and motors, they just dont match</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/morons-and-motors-they-just-dont-match-1482792.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/morons-and-motors-they-just-dont-match-1482792.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1482792_00eebc46-ad83-47b6-b57b-a4abc7edef12_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Morons and motors, they just dont match" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;as above&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Fq%2fgDIkcjecDMdklvKuhtA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:02:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1482792_00eebc46-ad83-47b6-b57b-a4abc7edef12_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/morons-and-motors-they-just-dont-match-1482792.html</guid></item><item><title>Exploding Morons</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-1463661.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-1463661.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1463661_4fc406c5-e27b-43e5-9d53-d03c0d10ac22_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Exploding Morons" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Morons with an explosive.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WiOVVKJY%2fuESQNCsKh7PBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:25:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1463661_4fc406c5-e27b-43e5-9d53-d03c0d10ac22_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-1463661.html</guid></item><item><title>Exploding Morons Part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-part-2-1463674.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-part-2-1463674.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1463674_e4e96d4d-9596-4bd5-8ad8-947d3da4052d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Exploding Morons Part 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Morons with explosives.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LaxY%2fW%2bRW6qWKOf217U7Qg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:21:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1463674_e4e96d4d-9596-4bd5-8ad8-947d3da4052d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-part-2-1463674.html</guid></item><item><title>Charlie's Angels:  Unidentified Flying Angel</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/charlies-angels-minisode/charlies-angels-unidentified-flying-angel-1453840</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/charlies-angels-minisode/charlies-angels-unidentified-flying-angel-1453840"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2408278&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Charlie's Angels:  Unidentified Flying Angel" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Rich people can be surprisingly stupid. Here, the Angels investigate the “Celestial Research Foundation,” which promises its wealthy donors a brand new life amid the wonders of outer space. Bon voyage, morons. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JrcgkdZJ6o8x51z7dbvU6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:17:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2408278&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/charlies-angels-minisode/charlies-angels-unidentified-flying-angel-1453840</guid></item><item><title>World's Dumbest - Leave Britney Alone</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/world-s-dumbest-leave-britney-alone-1339623.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/world-s-dumbest-leave-britney-alone-1339623.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hHeRrBoDKzI/default.jpg" alt="World's Dumbest - Leave Britney Alone" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Britney Spears fans clash with Britney Spears haters. ... tsg smoking gun presents world's dumbest leave britney spears alone clash hate fight brawl hair pulling ugly bitch cat going to kick your ass stupid morons idiiots dumbasses five drunk skanks rehab &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=y5e5qwPiRU6AKbHKGHePhg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hHeRrBoDKzI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/world-s-dumbest-leave-britney-alone-1339623.html</guid></item><item><title>Kamikaze stunts episode 103</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kamikaze-stunts-episode-103-1329936.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kamikaze-stunts-episode-103-1329936.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/t43O5IlRKdc/default.jpg" alt="Kamikaze stunts episode 103" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Bunch 'o' morons shoot at each other with paint ball guns and do various other stuff... ... stupid paintball guns andrew wk morons funny entertaining firing squad &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5E555FB3CTwwJyLR7CGCWw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/t43O5IlRKdc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kamikaze-stunts-episode-103-1329936.html</guid></item><item><title>Jailbait</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jailbait-1302059.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jailbait-1302059.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3yN4UB-Idlg/default.jpg" alt="Jailbait" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;... ... jailbait teenage teens hot sexy cute nude naked bikini beach ass tits boobies blonde body pedobear lesbian kiss horny hawt bang porn xxx &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=luz%2bvXdJ23OOr0P0vt8iDg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3yN4UB-Idlg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jailbait-1302059.html</guid></item><item><title>Cardboard Racer-Strawberry Racer V2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cardboard-racer-strawberry-racer-v2-1260556.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cardboard-racer-strawberry-racer-v2-1260556.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/N9ss2kBcb08/default.jpg" alt="Cardboard Racer-Strawberry Racer V2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Ghetto cardboard racecar, yes I know, it's lame, BUT OMG!!!!IT IS FUN!!!!!oh, and its on the basement steps :P ... box cardboard car idiots idiot funny stupid moron morons hilarious accident faceplant crash &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jHU4S8Aer43i8ueTIwTDUQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/N9ss2kBcb08/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cardboard-racer-strawberry-racer-v2-1260556.html</guid></item><item><title>How To NOT Build A Deck</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/how-to-not-build-a-deck-1136885.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This is footage from the summer of 2006 when we had a deck built by a handyman service. It quickly turned into a nightmare. Thankfully, we finally got another PROFESSIONAL company to install the deck (tearing the old one down...) and the deck has been great the past three years. We tried to sue the other handymen service, but it ended up not being worth the hassle and expense. (My character Gus would have done a better job than the guys we first hired...)&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4M%2fN31ZmFfetKPo%2f4FCSnQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:06:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w8hLz-_87zo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/how-to-not-build-a-deck-1136885.html</guid></item><item><title>Douchebag Number 11 Is In The Hole But He Is Not Waving To The </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/douchebag-number-11-is-in-the-hole-but-he-is-not-waving-to-the-1231073.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/douchebag-number-11-is-in-the-hole-but-he-is-not-waving-to-the-1231073.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FAriaH8mehY/default.jpg" alt="Douchebag Number 11 Is In The Hole But He Is Not Waving To The " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;to strangle these douches. I know I would. Oh and as an added bonus I added an extra douchebag to the video this week. Partly because I love you guys so much. But mainly because i have too many douchebags left to name. So, hope all you major league baseball fans enjoy me for pointing one of the most god damn annoying things about watching baseball on television. ... the archfiend douchebag 11 12 golf baseball idiots yelling on cell phone its in hole morons strangle attention whores tiger woods ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SJ%2becz988j4nJb%2b%2bCI554g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FAriaH8mehY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/douchebag-number-11-is-in-the-hole-but-he-is-not-waving-to-the-1231073.html</guid></item><item><title>Cinnamon Challenge</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/cinnamon-challenge-1220696.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/cinnamon-challenge-1220696.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2aHQuQYghDU/default.jpg" alt="Cinnamon Challenge" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6v0kEnjgQEVNEDn2vqJfqg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2aHQuQYghDU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/cinnamon-challenge-1220696.html</guid></item><item><title>RIP Shampoo</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/rip-shampoo-1222958.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/rip-shampoo-1222958.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P-Kn5aun2tE/default.jpg" alt="RIP Shampoo" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In memory of our fallen comrade Shampoo the whale. KMTM will miss you dearly. ... KMTM shampoo the whale RIP montage summer of sixtynine '69 bryan adams morons &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5z1BQqR4jvr3e6wu%2fnPi6g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P-Kn5aun2tE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/rip-shampoo-1222958.html</guid></item><item><title>Matt's non whale stunt</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/matt-s-non-whale-stunt-1197567.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/matt-s-non-whale-stunt-1197567.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8jhYsV0t5nQ/default.jpg" alt="Matt's non whale stunt" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Matt tries to do something without shampoo. And that makes her very angry&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=k7E0FbLTEHHIUoQiLSdXiA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8jhYsV0t5nQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/matt-s-non-whale-stunt-1197567.html</guid></item><item><title>Open Waters 3</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/open-waters-3-1197575.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/open-waters-3-1197575.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1JqA00QwMbE/default.jpg" alt="Open Waters 3" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;We decide to make our trailer for KMTM's version of open waters 3 ... KMTM open waters shampoo the whale morons &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6%2bGtz6IoOp94zY6ltSTP9w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1JqA00QwMbE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/open-waters-3-1197575.html</guid></item><item><title>Whale headbutt</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/whale-headbutt-1197585.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/whale-headbutt-1197585.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uwR3Qow11XQ/default.jpg" alt="Whale headbutt" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Mike gives a preview for our newest short flick&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fME3s%2fRfjZfzngxWm9O8EQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uwR3Qow11XQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/whale-headbutt-1197585.html</guid></item><item><title>World's Dumbest - Last Minute Calamity</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/world-s-dumbest-last-minute-calamity-838902.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/world-s-dumbest-last-minute-calamity-838902.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="World's Dumbest - Last Minute Calamity" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;With the addition of one little shopping cart, a robbery turns into a wacky circus act. ... trutv smoking gun presents world's dumbest criminals last minute calamity shopping cart abbot and costello jackass version robbing store morons robbery circus act thieves &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Fl3zI1hT0gzshLya7B4hXw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/world-s-dumbest-last-minute-calamity-838902.html</guid></item><item><title>69 Seconds Episode 026 - Morons and Pills Dont Mix</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/morons-pills-dont-mix-730421.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/morons-pills-dont-mix-730421.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730421_732fc97f-ee19-4072-8691-6ea4f3dc4bf2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="69 Seconds Episode 026 - Morons and Pills Dont Mix" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;69 seconds is a pardoy of andy rooney and 60  minutes. Kevin Jackal Johnston of Testicles.ca has  many opinions on many subjects and they are all here  for your enjoyment.  69 seconds with Kevin Jackal Johnston is a Parody of  Andy Rooneys rants on 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes is a  great show frequently watch by the Testicles.ca  staff.  69 Seconds is the greatest 69 second rant show  youll ever watch. Kevin Jackal Johnston has many  viewpoints on many subjects that you will enjoy as  he is Canadas funniest fat man.  60 Minutes Pardoy by Kevin Jackal Johnston a 22 year  veteran of graphic design and marketing. Looking for  a great designer, then contact Kevin Jackal  Johnston.  60 Minutes and Andy Rooney, 69 Seconds by Kevin  Jackal Johnston http://www.testicles.ca  60 Minutes did a poor job in the interview they had  with Howard Stern, but I can forgive them for that.  Kevin Jackal Johnston owns 46 neck ties, but he is  so fat that only ONE of his suits fit right now.  Damn he has a fat ass. Testicles.ca is a &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sYK6WOBsD0eygNnxdGnsNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 12:51:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730421_732fc97f-ee19-4072-8691-6ea4f3dc4bf2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/morons-pills-dont-mix-730421.html</guid></item><item><title>Dipsh#%s and Douchebags, Episode #1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/dipsh-s-and-douchebags-episode-1-722294.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/dipsh-s-and-douchebags-episode-1-722294.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/722294_83e0e084-d04e-43bb-9be2-91e2794269a8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Dipsh#%s and Douchebags, Episode #1" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Boner pills? Snuggies? Danny tells you what &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hN0Ws7JD8QISWR3sCD4XeA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 22:52:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/722294_83e0e084-d04e-43bb-9be2-91e2794269a8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/dipsh-s-and-douchebags-episode-1-722294.html</guid></item><item><title>Dumb Asses</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/dumb-asses-714289.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/dumb-asses-714289.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/" alt="Dumb Asses" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Um...our apologies.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ez3nZH08mfYzMEa8u%2bhP%2fw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 20:55:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/dumb-asses-714289.html</guid></item><item><title>WTF America - Idiots Rule: The Unholy Marriage of Perez Hilton </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/wtf-america-idiots-rule-the-unholy-marriage-of-perez-hilton-1089975.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/wtf-america-idiots-rule-the-unholy-marriage-of-perez-hilton-1089975.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nwQwZTE3gDQ/default.jpg" alt="WTF America - Idiots Rule: The Unholy Marriage of Perez Hilton " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;So Carrie Prejean &amp;amp; Perez Hilton are the voices for those who are opposed to and those who are in favor of Gays &amp;amp; Lesbians being able to marry? WTF America! Not to trample on anyone's freedom of speech but when idiots shape the big discussions in this country, we're all screwed! When the certifiably dead from the neck up like blogger Perez Hilton and Miss California Carrie Prejean are celebrated for their stances on one of the biggest cultural debates of our era, it is really time to stop ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5R%2bg%2fPmAaLebKXLomesaew%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nwQwZTE3gDQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/wtf-america-idiots-rule-the-unholy-marriage-of-perez-hilton-1089975.html</guid></item><item><title>Michael Steele on Sean Hannity, The return of Outrage</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/michael-steele-on-sean-hannity-the-return-of-outrage-885931.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/michael-steele-on-sean-hannity-the-return-of-outrage-885931.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Michael Steele on Sean Hannity, The return of Outrage" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;, when a similar one about the rise of left-wing extremism was released in January? Hannity dishonestly fails to mention the core issue of right-wing extremism: guns. Right wing extremists should be watched closely because they're buying a lot of dangerous weapons in reaction to the election of the new president. It speaks volumes about the blind partisanship of mainstream news anchors like this moron that they would ignore that concern just for the sake of muckraking. ... hannity michael ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1PFXeHeyYq6o1F9rsERg4g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/michael-steele-on-sean-hannity-the-return-of-outrage-885931.html</guid></item><item><title>PUBIC HAIR CLUB FOR MEN</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pubic-hair-club-for-men-1170294.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pubic-hair-club-for-men-1170294.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DBwnCwK8VQQ/default.jpg" alt="PUBIC HAIR CLUB FOR MEN" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;bored at work and makin a cool music video ... revenge ink dildacorn gay music manic hispanic the man behind portland porn funny comedy sketch burnsidenick burnside skate tweekers snl DILDACORN scary wiener tracy morgan rose nick disaster wrecks morons god jesus magic jokes awesome technology tattoo art video atr austin texas ranger prank calls satan metal rock misfits PUBIC HAIR CLUB FOR MEN &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZuQ0V%2fHmdPddHb6icEIr7g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DBwnCwK8VQQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pubic-hair-club-for-men-1170294.html</guid></item><item><title>20 foot drop kick into the stones from high ledge</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/20-foot-drop-kick-into-the-stones-from-high-ledge-693610.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/20-foot-drop-kick-into-the-stones-from-high-ledge-693610.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/693610_ba566b93-7ff7-42bc-90a7-311d8f5873a6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="20 foot drop kick into the stones from high ledge" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Wow... these are some really stupid people doing stupid things! Some moron lets give him a tremendous drop-kick to the stones after leaping off of a wall at a local park. Seriously... what in the world would lead someone to think that this was a good idea? I least they will likely be restricted from having offspring in the future!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8NH9ozjv4rlCwNF8MutzdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:59:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/693610_ba566b93-7ff7-42bc-90a7-311d8f5873a6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/20-foot-drop-kick-into-the-stones-from-high-ledge-693610.html</guid></item><item><title>A Special Olympian Responds to President Obama</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/A-Special-Olympian-Responds-to-President-Obama-692981.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/A-Special-Olympian-Responds-to-President-Obama-692981.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/692981_8fe1049e-991d-4b29-afb1-df89f02ae2c2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="A Special Olympian Responds to President Obama" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A very special olympian responds to President Obama's joke about his beloved organization&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8xGWdQ1bH%2fr9uUA0rRkkmA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:55:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/692981_8fe1049e-991d-4b29-afb1-df89f02ae2c2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/A-Special-Olympian-Responds-to-President-Obama-692981.html</guid></item><item><title>soccer team celebrates too long - gets owned</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/soccer-team-celebrates-too-long-gets-owned-685505.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/soccer-team-celebrates-too-long-gets-owned-685505.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/685505_fe336344-4b54-4931-bf6e-ae544222abf0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="soccer team celebrates too long - gets owned" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;
Ha! this soccer team was doing some excessive celebration after a goal and got totally owned when the ref blew the whistle for the next kick-off. the team in yellow had an open field and an open goal while the morons in blue &amp;amp; white watched them run down the field.
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uoaeupbtIbi0iMTIf7%2bGmA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 22:07:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/685505_fe336344-4b54-4931-bf6e-ae544222abf0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/soccer-team-celebrates-too-long-gets-owned-685505.html</guid></item><item><title>Funny Students Dance for Baptist Protesters</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/funny-frat-dances-for-baptist-protestors.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/funny-frat-dances-for-baptist-protestors.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/funny-frat-dances-for-baptist-protestors.jpg" alt="Funny Students Dance for Baptist Protesters" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Westboro Baptist Church patrons staged a protest against gays near the University of Chicago, and a group of students welcomed them with some funny, homoerotic dancing.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=TuKUDrn7Mn79BSyR4xULsQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:58:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/funny-frat-dances-for-baptist-protestors.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/funny-frat-dances-for-baptist-protestors.html</guid></item><item><title>drive thru</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/drive-thru-682910.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/drive-thru-682910.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/682910_3be70bfb-564d-4c20-8220-c42c85dd613b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="drive thru" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;this was taken of the securitycam of my bodys kebab store omg losers&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rg0YK7vbrSiijEtEO%2fN%2fPw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:15:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/682910_3be70bfb-564d-4c20-8220-c42c85dd613b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/drive-thru-682910.html</guid></item><item><title>daredevil jump</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/daredevil-jump-676259.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/daredevil-jump-676259.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/676259_0f8c0dab-0882-48fd-80c3-ab3a7f1ad16c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="daredevil jump" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;some just can't jump right, anyway that was pretty dangerous if you fell in that hole you could hurt your self pretty badly, it was like 11yards down, enjoy!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4FCfPOAEf6%2fUESM%2b6PwU6g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:08:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/676259_0f8c0dab-0882-48fd-80c3-ab3a7f1ad16c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/daredevil-jump-676259.html</guid></item><item><title>the running morons</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/the-running-morons-676249.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/the-running-morons-676249.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/676249_01e4ed54-7cc5-4c03-9bd2-55170278d68a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="the running morons" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;bored again, we decided to run like a bunch of retards on the ice, quite fun and funny actually, enjoy!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PPtrfsrndnDyfJLV9JX19A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:51:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/676249_01e4ed54-7cc5-4c03-9bd2-55170278d68a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/the-running-morons-676249.html</guid></item><item><title>The Human Catapault Stunt</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/the-human-catapault-stunt.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/the-human-catapault-stunt.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/the-human-catapault-stunt.jpg" alt="The Human Catapault Stunt" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Somewhere between an amateur physics experiment on leverage and a Three Stooges clip, you get this homemade video. What could possibly go wrong?&lt;/td&gt;
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