<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:15:07 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:15:07 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>NEWS Ramble + Gay Rant</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/news-ramble-gay-rant-1508296</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I'm not sure mustard yellow is my color. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wRxcEiIke7P8poZj8q9bqg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VSsqS-ME4BQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/news-ramble-gay-rant-1508296</guid></item><item><title>Copy Shop</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/copy-shop-1470000.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/copy-shop-1470000.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1470000_c0a5998e-2d3e-40bd-a59b-383d7399fe14_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Copy Shop" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Who says you need a parking lot or the great outdoors to Tailgate?  All you really need is Bud Light and come creativity! &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=c19SpCYszWKyl9iKd3ytog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:17:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1470000_c0a5998e-2d3e-40bd-a59b-383d7399fe14_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/copy-shop-1470000.html</guid></item><item><title>The Condiment Gun by Jimmy Football </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-condiment-gun-by-jimmy-football-1469744.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-condiment-gun-by-jimmy-football-1469744.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1469744_b9c0d41d-f427-4808-a9f9-ac03b30288bc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Condiment Gun by Jimmy Football " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;From the man who brought you the Finger Foozie, now for a limited time The Condiment Gun. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JGjI8SCODakcLQu7o%2b8LCA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:53:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1469744_b9c0d41d-f427-4808-a9f9-ac03b30288bc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-condiment-gun-by-jimmy-football-1469744.html</guid></item><item><title>Tailgate Companion </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/tailgate-companion-1461883.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/tailgate-companion-1461883.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1461883_ae104496-41d4-4df9-9702-7998fd826a77_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Tailgate Companion " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;From the man who brought you the Finger Foozie, now for a limited time The Tailgate Companion. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=TNEMyLECkWoyqs9BcUdqlg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:10:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1461883_ae104496-41d4-4df9-9702-7998fd826a77_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/tailgate-companion-1461883.html</guid></item><item><title>GAIN GREEN / BACK2BACK LOS DON /BRUNO /MAC MUSTARD/ INFARED PAR</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/gain-green-back2back-los-don-bruno-mac-mustard-infared-par-1455982.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;max.b french montana losdon hiphop camron rap gucci man jim jones head ice LOS DON DAY 88 FREE MAX B max B niwmdbagga DJ LAZY gain green damn grease PaperChaserDotCom BIGGATHREAT&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=c%2f81LbrIBMfw2wnerFg0dA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:26:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jAZdf_ufXC0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/gain-green-back2back-los-don-bruno-mac-mustard-infared-par-1455982.html</guid></item><item><title>NEW GAIN GREEN/ LOS DON/ MAC MUSTARD /INFA RED/DAME GREASE/BIGGA</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/new-gain-green-los-don-mac-mustard-infa-red-dame-grease-bigga-1455980.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/new-gain-green-los-don-mac-mustard-infa-red-dame-grease-bigga-1455980.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jCHiCI8Ab4I/default.jpg" alt="NEW GAIN GREEN/ LOS DON/ MAC MUSTARD /INFA RED/DAME GREASE/BIGGA" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;GAIN GREEN BACK2BACK hiphop camron rap gucci maN. jim joNes head ice Max B niwmdbagga DJ LAZY K Gain Greene Damn Grease PaperChaserDotCom BIGGATHREAT&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XKjZM60FZ6QRDvpaMG6Eow%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:25:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jCHiCI8Ab4I/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/new-gain-green-los-don-mac-mustard-infa-red-dame-grease-bigga-1455980.html</guid></item><item><title>The Never Ever Tag</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-never-ever-tag-1433371.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;applesandmustard www.youtube.com Tagged me with the Never Ever Tag. So here it is. What have most people done that you have never ever done. Leave a video response and tag others. Links - Now on... Facebook bit.ly My Space www.myspace.com Or follow me on Twitter twitter.com ... applesandmustard apples and mustard tag never ever darktoad darktoadthestick sex farm animal work ski ET movie &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mKWtAPBtiKKiemlE7rWH2w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8gkWuMyoC38/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-never-ever-tag-1433371.html</guid></item><item><title>The Show Show presents... How To Eat A Hot Dog</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-show-show-presents-how-to-eat-a-hot-dog-1405199.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-show-show-presents-how-to-eat-a-hot-dog-1405199.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1405199_95508526-5583-46f4-9502-2a2eaf9735b6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Show Show presents... How To Eat A Hot Dog" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Show Show presents Joseph Weinhouse demonstrating how to eat a hot dog properly&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zTVOmtJXWcQ03uILEO%2b5Ig%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:12:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1405199_95508526-5583-46f4-9502-2a2eaf9735b6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-show-show-presents-how-to-eat-a-hot-dog-1405199.html</guid></item><item><title>Kimbo Slice vs Roy Nelson (The Ultimate Fighter)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kimbo-slice-vs-roy-nelson-the-ultimate-fighter-1377380.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kimbo-slice-vs-roy-nelson-the-ultimate-fighter-1377380.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2NEaO4GX5rE/default.jpg" alt="Kimbo Slice vs Roy Nelson (The Ultimate Fighter)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Kimbo Slice vs Roy Big Country Nelson on the show (The Ultimate Fighter) on spike!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cRrAn6fhYTZ%2fE8YChol%2fUw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2NEaO4GX5rE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kimbo-slice-vs-roy-nelson-the-ultimate-fighter-1377380.html</guid></item><item><title>Birthday Sex</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/birthday-sex-1335398.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I DO NOT CLAIM RIGHT TO THIS SONG!!! This video is for one of my best friends birthday, hence the term b-day sex Special Thanks too, Jerimiah and Allen Iverson, who's jersey i am wearing ... Birthday sex allen iverson jerimiah akbar syed mustardman penguin xxx kobe bryant shaq wwe nfl nba mlb ufc &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=k5LBswjK37jk5BzaNVrBAw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/M3-ZB9Mp2jg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/birthday-sex-1335398.html</guid></item><item><title>Prank call</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/prank-call-1307145.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/prank-call-1307145.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1vLhqMGX__k/default.jpg" alt="Prank call" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;voicemail... MUSTARD!!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6VjhQTsHBmU%2baT%2fzOc3F5w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1vLhqMGX__k/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/prank-call-1307145.html</guid></item><item><title>Melanie making a sandwich :o</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/melanie-making-a-sandwich-o-1277329.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;to her house, and i had a camera, so i was recording her making a sandwich. :o I don't like sandwiches. ----------------------------------------------- Songs used. I dont any of the songs. This Conversation is Over-Alesana Siq With A Q-Blood on the Dance Floor ----------------------------------------------- Yes, me and Melanie are cousins. SCARY. :o ... Melanie sandwich liz cousins music blood on the dance floor siq with this conversation is over alesana happy face mustard mayo ham ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4BfYnQKPPO3vNpw02LyGzQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RSmANZVvZ9A/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/melanie-making-a-sandwich-o-1277329.html</guid></item><item><title>PENIS SHIT PILE - Chillen with Uncle Larry Music Video</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/penis-shit-pile-chillen-with-uncle-larry-music-video-1267984.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/penis-shit-pile-chillen-with-uncle-larry-music-video-1267984.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/55WT_cxbkWU/default.jpg" alt="PENIS SHIT PILE - Chillen with Uncle Larry Music Video" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Music is supposed to be crusty....Most of our albums are recorded with $10 dollar computer mics or Cheap Video Cameras...We love to keep it crust. check more out at imnotfuckingaroundanymore.com or the psp myspace www.myspace.com/penisshitpile. ... richard leigh rlshow ranky leech penis shit pile uncle larry naked guy rochester new york grind core death anal cunt girls women hilarious rock beavis butthead pole stripper gun knife molest preacher priest nun religion gas fart ketchup mustard ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=K2haczGmf%2boGvNT0gZasng%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/55WT_cxbkWU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/penis-shit-pile-chillen-with-uncle-larry-music-video-1267984.html</guid></item><item><title>Free Shots</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/free-shots-1257505.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Raymond Took A Video Of Me Taking Shots At Chris ... boxing everlast face shots ow ouch hurt blood chest gut stomach red black dickies ketchup white mustard &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4EJE%2fCeRprhdcIqdc6QcyQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q4P4r_tKvjw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/free-shots-1257505.html</guid></item><item><title>Tupelo Concession Stand Brawl 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/tupelo-concession-stand-brawl-2-1385543.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/tupelo-concession-stand-brawl-2-1385543.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cjoDXr4BqRg/default.jpg" alt="Tupelo Concession Stand Brawl 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Concession stand brawl the sequel, back in Tupelo for more mustard fun! 1981 ... Ricky Morton Rock N roll Express Hot stuff Eddie Gilbert Masa Fuchi Atsushi Onita classic hardcore wrestling Memphis Japan Tojo Yamamoto Lance Russel mustard fight tag team history sequel &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0B2JrkWqs3%2fsn7vD8Y%2bZcQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cjoDXr4BqRg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/tupelo-concession-stand-brawl-2-1385543.html</guid></item><item><title>April fools joke</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/april-fools-joke-1111714.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/april-fools-joke-1111714.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1111714_34471bb1-3fe3-4118-88aa-de7aeb652cee_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="April fools joke" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Food contest&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GPRuzlM1eEqMsQBxR4aNyQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:28:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1111714_34471bb1-3fe3-4118-88aa-de7aeb652cee_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/april-fools-joke-1111714.html</guid></item><item><title>mustard prank take #1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mustard-prank-take-1-1234752.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mustard-prank-take-1-1234752.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AVhHyPz_P2k/default.jpg" alt="mustard prank take #1" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;THANKS TO hockeycrosse135 for giving us the idea for this funny prank. and to calliegh for falling asleep. enjoy!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5OUdNvgAz3enOFLwriY3Pw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AVhHyPz_P2k/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mustard-prank-take-1-1234752.html</guid></item><item><title>The Mustard Song</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-mustard-song-1220557.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-mustard-song-1220557.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6rGtZgtQIDY/default.jpg" alt="The Mustard Song" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My friend and I were really bored so we decided to make a prank phone call, and to finish our EVILLL plan we made this song!!! ... medium &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MM3nTvcYJnAYj%2f9TpcnwMA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6rGtZgtQIDY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-mustard-song-1220557.html</guid></item><item><title>5,000 Gallons of Mustard??!! (ft. agracefulmess)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/5-000-gallons-of-mustard-ft-agracefulmess-1214635.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/5-000-gallons-of-mustard-ft-agracefulmess-1214635.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4_X_CQoOwC8/default.jpg" alt="5,000 Gallons of Mustard??!! (ft. agracefulmess)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Did this company really order 5000 gallons of mustard?? No, but....still. Thanks agracefulmess for doing a collab with me! :) Song used at end: Great DJ by The Ting Tings. I do not own The Ting Tings or any of their songs. ... agracefulmess graceful mess grace little big production littlebigproduction popsicle cast popsicast prank phone call crank five thousand gallons of mustard 5000 &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mVPnE3IA6NROkmDkLjohFg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4_X_CQoOwC8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/5-000-gallons-of-mustard-ft-agracefulmess-1214635.html</guid></item><item><title>The Spice Slice</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-spice-slice-1208204.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-spice-slice-1208204.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zfPjA38ZDP0/default.jpg" alt="The Spice Slice" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Oll tryin to much his way thru :- bread, jalapeno, chilli powder, english mustard, hot pepper sauce and pepper ... spicy eating fat kid hot pepper mustard chilli jalapeno bread oliver oneill &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JL86yUm1ozUV61mA6Hz%2fCw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zfPjA38ZDP0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-spice-slice-1208204.html</guid></item><item><title>TPX vs. TPX: 20 paces duel gunfight</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tpx-vs-tpx-20-paces-duel-gunfight-1203426.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tpx-vs-tpx-20-paces-duel-gunfight-1203426.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8cAQk2-zbDU/default.jpg" alt="TPX vs. TPX: 20 paces duel gunfight" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Bones of the Dogs of War (DOW). ColMustard got a previous hit before this video began, we were playing best out of 3. We did not count the rounds that we both missed. In this video you will here the cameraman, Bad Company of SDI, holler after getting shot below the belt. The paintball ricocheted off of Bones' rib and hit him.In the same round Bones rocked ColMustard in the shoulder. The last round in the video ColMustard rocked Bones in the goggles. Man, that was fun! ... TPX gunfight ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pICzrr9IsAZhYrS75tY1bw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8cAQk2-zbDU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tpx-vs-tpx-20-paces-duel-gunfight-1203426.html</guid></item><item><title>TPX vs. Tac8: 20 paces duel gunfight (2 of 2)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tpx-vs-tac8-20-paces-duel-gunfight-2-of-2-1203429.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tpx-vs-tac8-20-paces-duel-gunfight-2-of-2-1203429.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5v4jIoNjkN4/default.jpg" alt="TPX vs. Tac8: 20 paces duel gunfight (2 of 2)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This video starts with the fifth round, ColMustard shot Brokem in the chest for the win. Then since they had balls left in the clips, ColMustard suggested one more fight for the fun of it where Brokem decided to fire the rest of his clip. ColMustard returned the favor. Brokem hit Mustard in the lower jaw, and Mustard threw about 3 or 4 good shots to Brokem's back. ... TPX Tac8 paintball duel gunfight &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Rn2f0NXvcbQSrFreXwxf9Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5v4jIoNjkN4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/tpx-vs-tac8-20-paces-duel-gunfight-2-of-2-1203429.html</guid></item><item><title>DAVID BRENNER on LETTERMAN</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/david-brenner-on-letterman-1169145.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/david-brenner-on-letterman-1169145.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PfYMpah1mNU/default.jpg" alt="DAVID BRENNER on LETTERMAN" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Greatest ... DAVID BRENNER LETTERMAN STAND UP COMEDIAN PHILADELPHIA SOFT PRETZELS WITH MUSTARD &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=i8CVl%2bqqe4Cetvd6e2ms9A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PfYMpah1mNU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/david-brenner-on-letterman-1169145.html</guid></item><item><title>Bizarre European Tries to Sing Elton John (with new subtitles)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/kokah-rice-rock-crocodile-rock-by-elton-john-cover-by-lampidi-946636.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/kokah-rice-rock-crocodile-rock-by-elton-john-cover-by-lampidi-946636.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/" alt="Bizarre European Tries to Sing Elton John (with new subtitles)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This guys for real: the European Pootie Tang, singing Elton Johns famous Kokah Rice Rock. Subtitles should clear up the confusion.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IG5o2Anj9X5YQ7owBuOXyA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:14:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/kokah-rice-rock-crocodile-rock-by-elton-john-cover-by-lampidi-946636.html</guid></item><item><title>GoW Satanic Comedy Show 6 - Losers, Ladies, and Loudness</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gow-satanic-comedy-show-6-losers-ladies-and-loudness-1074683.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gow-satanic-comedy-show-6-losers-ladies-and-loudness-1074683.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nOFMyeC0nqA/default.jpg" alt="GoW Satanic Comedy Show 6 - Losers, Ladies, and Loudness" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Music by Blakk Jak. Used with permission. www.myspace.com Women are now officially equal to men... so stop giving them the same goddamn privileges from back when they weren't! The most screaming I've ever done in any episode to date. ;) hehehe ... woman women cunt cunts dyke carpet muncher rights cut the mustard dick sandwich GLBT LGBT gay fag fagot faggot cocksucker cock sucker punch fight kill strike balls ovaries boyfriend hail satan &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cp8%2f8QTKv%2f8Xr8tio%2ba%2fhw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nOFMyeC0nqA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gow-satanic-comedy-show-6-losers-ladies-and-loudness-1074683.html</guid></item><item><title>Nasty Ass Burrito</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/nasty-ass-burrito-830934.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/nasty-ass-burrito-830934.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/830934_baeb1c26-2f14-4ccf-88a6-cf7dad725a7c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Nasty Ass Burrito" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Austen eating a burrito with ketchup,hot sauce,tartar sauce,mustard,grape jelly,thousand island dressing,chocolate syrup,&amp;amp;&amp;amp;&amp;amp; butter LMAO..Its TANGY he says&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IdNXIFN2hm4GkJVcZmKrUw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 04:19:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/830934_baeb1c26-2f14-4ccf-88a6-cf7dad725a7c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/nasty-ass-burrito-830934.html</guid></item><item><title>Introducing The Handwich</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/introducing-the-handwich-826004.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/introducing-the-handwich-826004.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Introducing The Handwich" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;For anyone too lazy to wash a plate or just cant handle your carbs... Introducing the Handwich! So let me see what your tastes are.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9rbLNGtA8J5fBYbVxV711w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:07:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/introducing-the-handwich-826004.html</guid></item><item><title>I Know You Want Me  (Official Music Video)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/i-know-you-want-me-official-music-video-923134.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/i-know-you-want-me-official-music-video-923134.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="I Know You Want Me  (Official Music Video)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Little kid dances to I know you want me, lathers himself with mustard and mayonnaise, and humps random objects. ... mayo mayonnaise mustard lather know you want me pitbull pittbull bruno jr fat kid awesome little official music video funny dance dancing chub chubby cool remix &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=TFcJe4Dvrn0ieDffJeQnSQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/i-know-you-want-me-official-music-video-923134.html</guid></item><item><title>New Town - BOSS Paintball 6-13-2009</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/new-town-boss-paintball-6-13-2009-766420.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/new-town-boss-paintball-6-13-2009-766420.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="New Town - BOSS Paintball 6-13-2009" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is a pan across view of the newest town at BOSS paintball field in Locust, NC.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3pgW73siRHjvW9twBi19Tw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/new-town-boss-paintball-6-13-2009-766420.html</guid></item><item><title>The Fox Is In The Henhouse - BOSS Paintball 6-13-2009</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/the-fox-is-in-the-henhouse-boss-paintball-6-13-2009-766472.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/the-fox-is-in-the-henhouse-boss-paintball-6-13-2009-766472.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="The Fox Is In The Henhouse - BOSS Paintball 6-13-2009" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The goal of this game is to get a member of your team into the center building, and remain there for 2 minutes. This player does so in a bold charge that wins the the round. Note there is another video posted where the outside player is finally realizing someone is in the henhouse, but he doesnt bunker tag it before he gets lit up.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GEP2Y3aZ32GDKCMqQHiyqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/the-fox-is-in-the-henhouse-boss-paintball-6-13-2009-766472.html</guid></item></channel></rss>