<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:11:39 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:11:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Learn Chinese - Beef noodles without spicy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/learn-chinese-beef-noodles-without-spicy-1488798</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Learn Chinese, Learn Chinese language, Learn Mandarin. This lesson teaches you how to speak Beef noodles without spicy? in Chinese. so have fun watching it and master the sentence!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=B9wfeFHG2HaJ6G%2fE1ElPxQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:09:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1488798_483c2ffd-215c-4a67-88ca-246c79a74fb9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/learn-chinese-beef-noodles-without-spicy-1488798</guid></item><item><title>Black Kid Goes Crazy over a Bowl of Noodles</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/black-kid-goes-crazy-over-a-bowl-of-noodles-1473752.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/black-kid-goes-crazy-over-a-bowl-of-noodles-1473752.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hU1oVn9LrU8/default.jpg" alt="Black Kid Goes Crazy over a Bowl of Noodles" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;One hell of a freak out.  Kid has some serious issues.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8EMiyU7%2bTDLehGC039na%2bA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:44:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hU1oVn9LrU8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/black-kid-goes-crazy-over-a-bowl-of-noodles-1473752.html</guid></item><item><title>Dirt Bike wakeup</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dirt-bike-wakeup-1430522.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Waking up noodles with the dirt bike. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BbtqcSsjOY6MNupRuaK12g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:16:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1430522_2744302d-7f98-4754-aa33-c8f0003ef5bc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dirt-bike-wakeup-1430522.html</guid></item><item><title>i am a hippo with noodles on my back mixed with eye of the tiger</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-am-a-hippo-with-noodles-on-my-back-mixed-with-eye-of-the-tiger-1349943.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-am-a-hippo-with-noodles-on-my-back-mixed-with-eye-of-the-tiger-1349943.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ae4nNwWhkqk/default.jpg" alt="i am a hippo with noodles on my back mixed with eye of the tiger" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;i mix 2 songs together&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QXjzzrH9Ac4pdOTURggzGg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ae4nNwWhkqk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-am-a-hippo-with-noodles-on-my-back-mixed-with-eye-of-the-tiger-1349943.html</guid></item><item><title>Jack Summerfield At 5 Year Old, Rapping.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jack-summerfield-at-5-year-old-rapping-1317225.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Batta Batta Ping Pong Alla Alla Ding Dong In The Ring Rong... FATJACK!!!! Dun Dun DUN!!!!!!!! Btw... Jack Summerfield is an IRL Boomer (Big fat bloater dude) from L4D. FATTY!!! Made by Ellid Burton. ... big fat jack bloater left for four dead ded burgers eat cheese pizza noodles chubby chubs chub kid sings raps lala ping pong &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=KksXmLN4BlW7DlE3uMNLww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iuZdUTpc9Zs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jack-summerfield-at-5-year-old-rapping-1317225.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Sightings of God (Irrefutable Proof)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-sightings-of-god-irrefutable-proof-1308438.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-sightings-of-god-irrefutable-proof-1308438.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_5WsYkeKEgg/default.jpg" alt="Re: Sightings of God (Irrefutable Proof)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... Flying Spaghetti Monster sightings religion religulous obvious look closely olympics beijing 2008 fireworks ice pancake watermelon sky clouds space nebula galaxy organic chemistry halloween pumpkin fsm repost reupload upload or else funny satire touched by his noodly appendage DNA drink eat food pasta noodles noodle sauce saucy hell heaven reward punishment torture believe belief &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=K8TQEcgTDwlrSOIXCgMx4w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_5WsYkeKEgg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-sightings-of-god-irrefutable-proof-1308438.html</guid></item><item><title>youtube failure overnight</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/youtube-failure-overnight-1305089.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;making fun of youtube celebrity overnight... but dont get us wrong, we love that movie :)))&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6GZQVxdRp9Hg0jNqQ1g2zQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_J6x90wjmcs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/youtube-failure-overnight-1305089.html</guid></item><item><title>Noodle Fight</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/noodle-fight-1303363.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Random video that we made cause we were bored ... noodles ski masks random backyard &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=B%2beBe0R3Fl2%2fk155Xk6yQA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tTtaREN2UeA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/noodle-fight-1303363.html</guid></item><item><title>Channel Frederator Animator Spotlight:  Anton Bogaty</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/channel-frederator-animator-spotlight-anton-bogaty-1233552.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;DeeManningUnder the NoodleNothing PersonalHoly Moses!&#160; Its an animator spotlight!This week on Channel Frederator show some love to one of our favorite animators, Anton Bogaty! Anton tells us what inspired him to make the films he makes, and we show a whopping four films.&#160; And Check out his website: www.acb3.com!Leave us a comment below and let us know which film was your favorite.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4WwH%2fm7oM9CE%2fuc5Y1hIeQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:34:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1233552_b16cae6c-8124-4371-9852-336f0d708e38_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/channel-frederator-animator-spotlight-anton-bogaty-1233552.html</guid></item><item><title>dophin olympics 14 millon</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dophin-olympics-14-millon-1257978.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;oh yah im getting better now to the diner!!! ... PLANE DOG CAT FUNNY fred the station cars dolls barney fat kids porn popcorn kill COD world of warcraft runescape pvp pking loser winner rice noodles chicken robot pop boy man football basketball soccer baseball mlb nhl hockey sidney crosbey pitspurgh penguin club &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1ZttYUX1cEoDm76NugUWug%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lCVIQzoRw8I/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dophin-olympics-14-millon-1257978.html</guid></item><item><title>Noodles get a big scare</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/noodles-get-a-big-scare-1243450.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;My best video of the lad we all call noodles. Noodles plays the maze game not knowing what happens towards the end of level 3 :D&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=52HendyW2BCsuQ7%2fAUOHhw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NDoOcx6_Twk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/noodles-get-a-big-scare-1243450.html</guid></item><item><title>Big Stan opening scene</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/big-stan-opening-scene-1204731.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;master (david carradine) so he doesn't become somebody's bitch in prison so i hope you will enjoy this scene and please rate subscribe and comment ... big stan martial arts kung fu rob schnider david carradine theblindmaster fighting the greatest movie ever created wushu comedy prison life funny swords dangerous weopons hot chick instant noodles chicken flavour jade mmmm mmm....... best drink in world creaming soda mmmmmmmm.......family guy stubby holder for can of ooh yeah and 350ml bottle ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7hDsv89tlIZ0NFS5KlOeqA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9kvLHz13xEY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/big-stan-opening-scene-1204731.html</guid></item><item><title>LALALA. ramen? yes.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lalala-ramen-yes-1210614.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lalala-ramen-yes-1210614.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8FhCC8hcHjg/default.jpg" alt="LALALA. ramen? yes." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;late. we were being crazy.. and we had ramenn. soo booyah xDD ENJOYY. break your little heart - all time low TWITTERS: www.twitter.com/zoeboee www.twitter.com/casseycakes www.twitter.com/nadinexDD ... all time low random ramen noodles weird penis whale ahhhh um hi people crazy fool party hats twitter shorts alex gaskarth zack merrick nevershoutnever weirdos iphone zac efron district underaged monkey zebra tv fantasy hugs xD :) bisante jeydon fred hunter supermac george lopez jimmy fallon mtv ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=o%2fQuixu%2fPFIRg6uAk4kefg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8FhCC8hcHjg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lalala-ramen-yes-1210614.html</guid></item><item><title>Jay Z &amp;amp; Beyonce Attacked By Croation Paparazzi(Friday Hip Hop R</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jay-z-beyonce-attacked-by-croation-paparazzi-friday-hip-hop-r-1187254.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jay-z-beyonce-attacked-by-croation-paparazzi-friday-hip-hop-r-1187254.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4sY6Cn7CWow/default.jpg" alt="Jay Z &amp; Beyonce Attacked By Croation Paparazzi(Friday Hip Hop R" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Fabolous - LOSO'S WAY 23700 - (159600) 7. Eminem - RELAPSE 20600 - (1.3m) 8. Slaughterhouse - SLAUGHTERHOUSE 18200 - (NEW ENTRY) 9. Michael Jackson - BAD 16218 - (CATALOG) 10.Michael Jackson - DANGEROUS 14454 - (CATALOG) The closest sales prediction via twitter came from bamaboysent with 19000. Be sure to follow him on www.twitter.com === BRAND WATCH === This weeks Brandwatch is Ludacris getting his own TAG BODY SPRAY. Luda's Get Yours will go head to head with Carmelo's Stay Up and ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=c34gEkwui%2fLTGsp3E5xZgA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4sY6Cn7CWow/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jay-z-beyonce-attacked-by-croation-paparazzi-friday-hip-hop-r-1187254.html</guid></item><item><title>Exotic Large Breasted Babe</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/exotic-large-breasted-babe-1163721.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Exotic Large Breasted Babe ... Japan Japanese Asia Asian Girl Sex Sexy Boobs Tits Ass Butt Hot hentai anime Strip Stripper Chinese Korean thailand Super Pussy puntang Booty Sexual Seduce Seduction Legs Feet tease oriental brunette breast Fine &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=aDG4QIUhEkG%2fSnhQgkT%2fnA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-8WPMpZYMpY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/exotic-large-breasted-babe-1163721.html</guid></item><item><title>Bad Azz Stripper Babe (Sexy ASS Fuck!!!).</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/bad-azz-stripper-babe-sexy-ass-fuck-1164247.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Bad Azz Stripper Babe (Sexy ASS Fuck!!!).&lt;/td&gt;
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