<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:48:04 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:48:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Hockey Celebration Ends Painfully</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hockey-celebration-ends-painfully-1501442</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Guy jumps into the boards and one of them gives way, sending him ass over teakettle&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5CWb8onFGbmYH5ykTPJnFQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:40:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501442_f8e75606-c6c0-4395-8ace-1d334a2d260d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hockey-celebration-ends-painfully-1501442</guid></item><item><title>Chick Painfully Twisted in ATV Faceplant</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/chick-painfully-twisted-in-atv-faceplant.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/chick-painfully-twisted-in-atv-faceplant.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/chick-painfully-twisted-by-atv-faceplant.jpg" alt="Chick Painfully Twisted in ATV Faceplant" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Riding an &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/atv'&gt;ATV&lt;/a&gt; earns this girl the respect of her redneck boyfriend and some useful flexibility, if you know what I mean.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UuxCvPtAPPRx99BFOURI4g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:55:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/chick-painfully-twisted-by-atv-faceplant.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/chick-painfully-twisted-in-atv-faceplant.html</guid></item><item><title>Painfully Honest and Epic Mobile Home Commercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/painfully-honest-and-epic-mobile-home-commercial-1464235.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/painfully-honest-and-epic-mobile-home-commercial-1464235.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1464235_eb238086-919a-4653-9628-5de42eea3ee0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Painfully Honest and Epic Mobile Home Commercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Cullman Liquidation is the 2nd local commercial of our I Love Local Commercials Series sponsored by MicroBilt ( http://ilovelocalcommercials.com )--Nominate your favorite local business for a FREE local commercial at: http://ilovelocalcommercials.com  Watch all of our RhettandLinKommercials and see whos been nominated!  http://ilovelocalcommercials.com--Everything Robert said in this commercial is true.  Watch the behind-the-scenes episode now:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msumaGL_wwQ--This ad was written, directed, and edited by your trusty Internetainment duo, Rhett &amp;amp; Link.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=quTu8RSAeAQ0RT8O2gRFUw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:20:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1464235_eb238086-919a-4653-9628-5de42eea3ee0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/painfully-honest-and-epic-mobile-home-commercial-1464235.html</guid></item><item><title>Painfully Single Mixer - Beer BJ on the Preston and Steve Show </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/painfully-single-mixer-beer-bj-on-the-preston-and-steve-show-1426177.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/painfully-single-mixer-beer-bj-on-the-preston-and-steve-show-1426177.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/W4_caqIx91s/default.jpg" alt="Painfully Single Mixer - Beer BJ on the Preston and Steve Show " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Painfully Single Mixer - Beer BJ contest on the Preston and Steve Show on 93.3 WMMR&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Q%2b%2bTQ%2bQNOn5fD6hupShANA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/W4_caqIx91s/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/painfully-single-mixer-beer-bj-on-the-preston-and-steve-show-1426177.html</guid></item><item><title>Road Trippy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/road-trippy-1193967.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/road-trippy-1193967.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/03ffFV_KTz0/default.jpg" alt="Road Trippy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Intelligent conversation between three extremely attractive and brilliant girls. And singing. Actually, mostly singing ... road trips college visits everytime we touch bet on it just wanna be with you amigas cheetahs kill the director patricia the stripper painfully obvious &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZN4PVA53jBzwMOEpEoUS%2bA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/03ffFV_KTz0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/road-trippy-1193967.html</guid></item><item><title>Painfully Stupid Soccer Celebration</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/painfully-stupid-soccer-goal-celebration.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/painfully-stupid-soccer-goal-celebration.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/painfully-stupid-soccer-goal-celebration.jpg" alt="Painfully Stupid Soccer Celebration" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Normally a tough header is a good move to have in soccer, but it's not that great when you use it to break your teammate's nose.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fS31H9GgK%2fI91%2frjDi9oEg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:53:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/painfully-stupid-soccer-goal-celebration.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/painfully-stupid-soccer-goal-celebration.html</guid></item><item><title>Classroom Prank Ends Painfully</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/classroom-prank-ends-painfully-745461.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/classroom-prank-ends-painfully-745461.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/745461_b9a9b383-5af8-49c6-a945-76d2c2180e0a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Classroom Prank Ends Painfully" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I woulda smacked the crap out of the other guy afterward too&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XivHIOGPjRnjT6byaAXxJw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:25:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/745461_b9a9b383-5af8-49c6-a945-76d2c2180e0a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/classroom-prank-ends-painfully-745461.html</guid></item><item><title>21 hand salute</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/21-hand-salute-730995.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/21-hand-salute-730995.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730995_a69d0540-ff57-476c-a4a5-b79b60cfdd52_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="21 hand salute" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Man ritual&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wGDsMHtoNk8apBmN9X086w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 00:53:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730995_a69d0540-ff57-476c-a4a5-b79b60cfdd52_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/21-hand-salute-730995.html</guid></item><item><title>First Time Dirtbiker Faceplants Into Fence</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/first-time-dirtbiker-faceplants-into-fence.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;So many people have slammed and crushed their bodies on these machines that they ought to just call them hurt-bikes.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1bzDCbmJ982k1IZN3NgoJg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:29:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/first-time-dirtbiker-faceplants-into-fence.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/first-time-dirtbiker-faceplants-into-fence.html</guid></item><item><title>Excited Chick Lands Painfully Off Stage</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/excited-chick-lands-painfully-off-stage.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A Russian Idol contestant moves onto the next round (I think), and jumps right off the stage when going for her ticket. They even have to call in the medical team afterward.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XdL5jtvvCKnfUIBr6TrGIg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:28:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/excited-chick-lands-painfully-off-stage.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/excited-chick-lands-painfully-off-stage.html</guid></item><item><title>Bike getawy failed very painfully</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Bike-getawy-failed-very-painfully-680393.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Bike-getawy-failed-very-painfully-680393.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/680393_4d76102b-d85d-4654-a81d-11e49815ba2d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Bike getawy failed very painfully" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Motorcycle got pwned trying to escape from police.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WRzzzFhUYt%2bJOzl8OhxqAg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:46:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/680393_4d76102b-d85d-4654-a81d-11e49815ba2d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Bike-getawy-failed-very-painfully-680393.html</guid></item><item><title>Extremely Shockingly Painfully Funny Scary Accidents</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/extremely-shockingly-painfully-funny-scary-accidents-1078028.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/extremely-shockingly-painfully-funny-scary-accidents-1078028.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f--5F2EvbnU/default.jpg" alt="Extremely Shockingly Painfully Funny Scary Accidents" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Extremely Shockingly Painfully Funny Scary Accidents... HILLARIOUS&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vibqn6MWbec%2foJbQ7RcDRw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f--5F2EvbnU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/extremely-shockingly-painfully-funny-scary-accidents-1078028.html</guid></item><item><title>GTA 4 The Professional</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/GTA-4-The-Professional-663079.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/GTA-4-The-Professional-663079.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/663079_1b0f63c9-7481-456a-aae0-b190fee82476_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="GTA 4 The Professional" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Gameplay set to R U Professional song&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5%2bqZouDCf5C4etuUfUylgA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:59:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/663079_1b0f63c9-7481-456a-aae0-b190fee82476_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/GTA-4-The-Professional-663079.html</guid></item><item><title>BMX Front Flip Off Roof Ends Painfully</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.jpg" alt="BMX Front Flip Off Roof Ends Painfully" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Judging by the scream he lets out as soon as he flies off the roof, he probably didn't plan on landing this in the first place.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qhCCKweurblfLxu2eTkZdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:08:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.html</guid></item><item><title>PAINFULLY OWNED !!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/PAINFULLY-OWNED-646764.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/PAINFULLY-OWNED-646764.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/646764_cc95888c-3c11-4e04-bf74-3df7b3e0be43_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="PAINFULLY OWNED !!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Moron Get Hit in The Face When he try To help His Friend.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=R28mPnub9%2bHxNB%2bRof291Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:42:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/646764_cc95888c-3c11-4e04-bf74-3df7b3e0be43_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/PAINFULLY-OWNED-646764.html</guid></item><item><title>Impossible Dirt Bike Front Flip</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/impossible-dirt-bike-front-flip.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/impossible-dirt-bike-front-flip.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/impossible-dirt-bike-front-flip.jpg" alt="Impossible Dirt Bike Front Flip" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Can this rider pull off an amazing trick, or will he fail miserably and slam painfully into the dirt? I think you know.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5YvQBxTUwKo3Uyr1yDo7gA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:47:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/impossible-dirt-bike-front-flip.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/impossible-dirt-bike-front-flip.html</guid></item><item><title>The Painfully Unwatchable White House Christmas Video</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/The-Painfully-Unwatchable-White-House-Christmas-Video-621596.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/The-Painfully-Unwatchable-White-House-Christmas-Video-621596.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/621596_b0cbc192-bddc-4d8c-ba92-411a3344c6f7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Painfully Unwatchable White House Christmas Video" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My question:  How much of this White House Christmas video can you watch before your fight-or-flight reflex kicks in and have to stand up and run--not walk, but run?  I made it through about 30 seconds.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QwzqK0vnlrPP1ABiOmrQkg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:23:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/621596_b0cbc192-bddc-4d8c-ba92-411a3344c6f7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/The-Painfully-Unwatchable-White-House-Christmas-Video-621596.html</guid></item><item><title>Fat Guy Painfully Branches Out</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/fat-guy-painfully-branches-out.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/fat-guy-painfully-branches-out.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/fat-guy-painfully-branches-out.jpg" alt="Fat Guy Painfully Branches Out" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;And here's the really tragic part: the kitten was never rescued.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8kIzjts8d8Ej%2bKHxFTsLgQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:29:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/fat-guy-painfully-branches-out.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/fat-guy-painfully-branches-out.html</guid></item><item><title>Worst Rope Swing Accident Ever</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/worst-rope-swing-accident-ever.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/worst-rope-swing-accident-ever.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/worst-rope-swing-accident-ever.jpg" alt="Worst Rope Swing Accident Ever" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;An inexperienced girl jumps on a rope swing at her family reunion and painfully misses the river entirely.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jtJMaEs2mLZYEfTFtdBpHQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:52:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/worst-rope-swing-accident-ever.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/worst-rope-swing-accident-ever.html</guid></item><item><title>Exercise Guru Painfully Fails doing Demo</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Exercise-Guru-Painfully-Fails-doing-Demo-610989.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Exercise-Guru-Painfully-Fails-doing-Demo-610989.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/610989_cbd9a94a-619d-496d-b640-63b45c816d32_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Exercise Guru Painfully Fails doing Demo" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Exercise guru painfully fails doing a stretch tubing exercise video. Had to go to doctor for eye. LOL&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cC%2fxI3ENGyu4AE27CZ3HpA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:14:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/610989_cbd9a94a-619d-496d-b640-63b45c816d32_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Exercise-Guru-Painfully-Fails-doing-Demo-610989.html</guid></item><item><title>Funny Gymnastics Faceplant</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/funny-gymnastics-faceplant.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/funny-gymnastics-faceplant.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/funny-gymnastics-faceplant.jpg" alt="Funny Gymnastics Faceplant" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This technique starts off looking pretty stupid and just gets worse once he lands painfully back on the mat.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8TRYhnNG%2f8mNFrhhCF0Kmw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:26:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/funny-gymnastics-faceplant.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/funny-gymnastics-faceplant.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunk Dude Painfully Shocked</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/drunk-dude-painfully-shocked.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/drunk-dude-painfully-shocked.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/drunk-dude-painfully-shocked.jpg" alt="Drunk Dude Painfully Shocked" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;We don't recommend doing home improvement stuff after a few beers, unless you want to end up burned and in pain like this guy.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QvBcjv8bUlcLc%2f38lDC8qA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:37:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/drunk-dude-painfully-shocked.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/drunk-dude-painfully-shocked.html</guid></item><item><title>Receiver painfully breaks leg</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Receiver-painfully-breaks-leg-596324.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Receiver-painfully-breaks-leg-596324.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/596324_a6dc61f3-99ea-439c-ac6e-c98dc62668dc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Receiver painfully breaks leg" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A Houston Receiver painfully breaks his leg on a yellow cart&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fWIVsIuCN36fYOnqxm%2foNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:31:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/596324_a6dc61f3-99ea-439c-ac6e-c98dc62668dc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Receiver-painfully-breaks-leg-596324.html</guid></item><item><title>College Kid Painfully Dives Onto Garbage Bin</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/college-kid-painfully-breaks-rib-on-garbage-bin.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/college-kid-painfully-breaks-rib-on-garbage-bin.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/college-kid-painfully-breaks-rib-on-garbage-bin.jpg" alt="College Kid Painfully Dives Onto Garbage Bin" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Our first &lt;a href='http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/college-rep/college_upload.html'&gt; college contest &lt;/a&gt; winner gets $800 for this brutal dive onto a garbage bin in the snow. With his dedication, you could win next.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qYtabyfe0Rbf98oHKLnY%2fw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:38:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/college-kid-painfully-breaks-rib-on-garbage-bin.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/college-kid-painfully-breaks-rib-on-garbage-bin.html</guid></item><item><title>Dragonball Evolution Movie LEAKED SCENE!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dragonball-evolution-movie-leaked-scene-948382.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dragonball-evolution-movie-leaked-scene-948382.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Dragonball Evolution Movie LEAKED SCENE!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Watch this exclusive LEAKED SCENE preview clip of the upcoming live action Dragonball Evolution Movie, see how it stays True to the anime series? Amazing, I'm sure lots of DB and DBZ fans will be very very happy that Hollywood has treated the source material with such respect ;) Over 9000 !!!!!!!!!! ... Dragonball evolution move dragonballZ DB DBZ live action exclusive preview scene anime manga painfully slow power-up scream goku super saiyan over 9000 nine-thousand ninethousand thousand ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rejt%2f0e7CMtG6JQw5XyndQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dragonball-evolution-movie-leaked-scene-948382.html</guid></item><item><title>Anti Size Zero</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/anti-size-zero-959343.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/anti-size-zero-959343.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Anti Size Zero" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;dangerously underweight to be attractive. Song: Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams Additional Tags: Wannarexia Malnourished Undernourished Malnutrition Debate Excessive 0 Bag Of Fashion Hollywood LA Lollipop Lady Anorectic MiAna ... Very Really Dead Too Extreme Scary Painfully Skinny Skeletal Slim Thin Stick Insect Emaciated Slender Svelte Waif Like Look Bone Willowy Tiny Petite Small Normal Average Curvy Fat Chubby Overweight Obese Body Type Phenomenon Pro Ana Anorexia ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YYz2y3X7gFlmtDKuFDLtTA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/anti-size-zero-959343.html</guid></item><item><title>A dude on his scooter painfully crashes into his friend</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/A-dude-on-his-scooter-painfully-crashes-into-his-friend-543118.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/A-dude-on-his-scooter-painfully-crashes-into-his-friend-543118.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/543118_f10a4a7b-ef92-4cf8-bba3-60af7e7d8060_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="A dude on his scooter painfully crashes into his friend" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;It's all fun and games till someone loses a testicle&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=K4KWEGGnJF9caEwZAm%2bb4w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:38:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/543118_f10a4a7b-ef92-4cf8-bba3-60af7e7d8060_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/A-dude-on-his-scooter-painfully-crashes-into-his-friend-543118.html</guid></item><item><title>Painfully Funny 1 </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Painfully-Funny-1-540321.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Painfully-Funny-1-540321.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/540321_917cfdc6-0ffe-4bcf-b490-090d67dbe6c5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Painfully Funny 1 " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A compilation of funny (?) painfull bloopers&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=B8269SO4JxHMjfiZ22YLPQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:55:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/540321_917cfdc6-0ffe-4bcf-b490-090d67dbe6c5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Painfully-Funny-1-540321.html</guid></item><item><title>Painfully Flexible</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Painfully-Flexible-490740.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Painfully-Flexible-490740.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/490740_806a0e69-19a7-440f-8497-f2b2964fd615_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Painfully Flexible" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Ranked #1 in the Guiness World Records book. Kind of disgusting actually&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ySMNodpcd2tw4BIGJMaDwA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:53:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/490740_806a0e69-19a7-440f-8497-f2b2964fd615_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Painfully-Flexible-490740.html</guid></item><item><title>Painful Academy Award Winning Dialogue</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Painful-Academy-Award-Winning-Dialogue-459933.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Painful-Academy-Award-Winning-Dialogue-459933.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/459933_0735cdf8-9daa-46a6-8c22-ddada4be6349_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Painful Academy Award Winning Dialogue" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Oscar for Worst &quot;Best Screenplay&quot; goes to...&lt;/td&gt;
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