<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:53:33 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:53:33 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Boy Sees A Lobster For The First Time!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/boy-sees-a-lobster-for-the-first-time-1511669</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The next time he sees them they might be a little more red.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WQ%2fRbwUIRk2MnuXKnWwDzw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:17:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZYHgsjxN4c4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/boy-sees-a-lobster-for-the-first-time-1511669</guid></item><item><title>Fast Lane Daily Presents: Rendezvous - 11/27/2009</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/fast-lane-daily-presents-rendezvous-11-27-2009-1510408</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/fast-lane-daily-presents-rendezvous-11-27-2009-1510408"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510408_03b3ba8a-c677-4d14-aa6d-49b329c18bec_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Fast Lane Daily Presents: Rendezvous - 11/27/2009" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Were taking the day off, our offices are closed... but the internet is not. Today we present you with the film that started it all. Its called Rendezvous. A basic description: The film shows an eight-minute drive through Paris in the early hours of the morning, accompanied by sounds of a high-reving engine, gear changes and squealing tires.For more information on the film visit Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C&#233;tait_un_rendez-vous&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=t8AaU0%2fKwBSxtfIdOZtszw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:01:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510408_03b3ba8a-c677-4d14-aa6d-49b329c18bec_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/fast-lane-daily-presents-rendezvous-11-27-2009-1510408</guid></item><item><title>The Most Wished For 2009 Christmas Gifts For Boys</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-most-wished-for-2009-christmas-gifts-for-boys-1510382</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-most-wished-for-2009-christmas-gifts-for-boys-1510382"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510382_f1da13a1-2a04-4e16-af54-e2c2c7cc08e4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Most Wished For 2009 Christmas Gifts For Boys" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;http://www.christmas-gift-ideas-2009.weebly.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iAA%2fAtnFP%2fUTkS4Az3RV1A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:59:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510382_f1da13a1-2a04-4e16-af54-e2c2c7cc08e4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-most-wished-for-2009-christmas-gifts-for-boys-1510382</guid></item><item><title>Dog open presents</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dog-open-presents-1509579</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dog-open-presents-1509579"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1509579_b13c2380-ae35-4bf0-a5fb-05e1b098dbb1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Dog open presents" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Every Year the dog gets to open presents under the tree&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YbborH2tltP31WpM7N3p%2fQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:45:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1509579_b13c2380-ae35-4bf0-a5fb-05e1b098dbb1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dog-open-presents-1509579</guid></item><item><title>Smirnoff Creative Grants Presents Unusual Spaces and Places in C</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-unusual-spaces-and-places-in-c-1508546</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-unusual-spaces-and-places-in-c-1508546"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1508546_0e750a19-2291-4815-8bf7-1e229715322a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Smirnoff Creative Grants Presents Unusual Spaces and Places in C" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Rahul Verma, journalist for Mixmag and DJ Mag speaks to James Priestley (Secret Sundaze), Stuart Geddes (Mulletover), Rob Star (Mulletover/Eastern Electrics) and Dolan Bergin (Electric Minds) about unusual spaces and venues in clubland...For more information on Smirnoff Creative Grants and to find out how you can be there at the events visit www.facebook.com/SmirnoffGB. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GRuX1E490Fv80QNWvoz%2fBw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:06:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1508546_0e750a19-2291-4815-8bf7-1e229715322a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-unusual-spaces-and-places-in-c-1508546</guid></item><item><title>Jesse tells The Aristocrats</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/jesse-tells-the-aristocrats-1507693</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/jesse-tells-the-aristocrats-1507693"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507693_087dff53-250c-47a5-9397-154bb4fc3c8f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Jesse tells The Aristocrats" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My version of the joke from the movie The Aristocrats. Told between comedians, the joke is constantly changed and never told the same way twice. This is my version.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hqGjGmGHM1WqeNEzm10ZSg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:07:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507693_087dff53-250c-47a5-9397-154bb4fc3c8f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/jesse-tells-the-aristocrats-1507693</guid></item><item><title>National Lampoon Presents RoboDoc- Now on DVD!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/national-lampoon-presents-robodoc-now-on-dvd-1507618</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/national-lampoon-presents-robodoc-now-on-dvd-1507618"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507618_6c70c039-a1d5-4d67-ac9e-ec753b696908_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="National Lampoon Presents RoboDoc- Now on DVD!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;National Lampoon Presents RoboDoc! Starring Alan Thicke, Corin Nemec, David Faustino, Christine Scott Bennett, Kristia Knowles and Will Haze. Plagued by uninsured patients, greedy insurance companies, heartless health care conglomerates, and stressed out doctors, the health care delivery system is on the verge of a total breakdown - and Jake Gorman couldnt be happier. The egomaniacal medical malpractice attorney has it all. His face adorns billboards, his ads run constantly on TV and radio, while his army of informants tip him off to profitable new cases. Suing doctors has made Jake a famous and very wealthy man. Jake never met a doctor he couldnt sue, until now. As a cost cutting measure at its hospitals, R.I.P Healthcare has developed the perfect doctor. MD 63 (a.k.a. Robo-Doc) is a robotic doctor whose data bank contains all the medical knowledge in the world, and therefore Robo-Doc CANT make a mistake. Robo-Doc was designed to save both money and lives. Success would bring flawless, affordable ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=blPFBUHyO20qZdvRm4LKxw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:58:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507618_6c70c039-a1d5-4d67-ac9e-ec753b696908_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/national-lampoon-presents-robodoc-now-on-dvd-1507618</guid></item><item><title>Getting Ready for the Holidays</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/getting-ready-for-the-holidays-1507554</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/getting-ready-for-the-holidays-1507554"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507554_f68730ca-a286-46dd-a3c4-17ff0a13b5da_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Getting Ready for the Holidays" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Paige and Gretchen are prepping for the holidays and they have a few tips that might help you, so watch and learn!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fwkbLIrhvY%2btgl%2fuYBwtEQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:11:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507554_f68730ca-a286-46dd-a3c4-17ff0a13b5da_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/getting-ready-for-the-holidays-1507554</guid></item><item><title>Smirnoff Creative Grants presents: The Future of Night Life </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-the-future-of-night-life-1507292</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-the-future-of-night-life-1507292"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507292_c80ea3bc-e133-4465-aeb3-b4db2ba9d6bb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Smirnoff Creative Grants presents: The Future of Night Life " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Rahul Verma, journalist for Mixmag and DJ Mag speaks to James Priestley (Secret Sundaze), Stuart Geddes (Mulletover), Rob Star (Mulletover/Eastern Electrics) and Dolan Bergin (Electric Minds) about the future of house music and how you can make your night stand out from the rest...For more information on Smirnoff Creative Grants and to find out how you can be there at the events visit www.facebook.com/SmirnoffGB. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cQG82B75aUcxMFIw30ZgVQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:40:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507292_c80ea3bc-e133-4465-aeb3-b4db2ba9d6bb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-the-future-of-night-life-1507292</guid></item><item><title>Smirnoff Creative Grants presents: The Queens of Noize </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-the-queens-of-noize-1507288</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-the-queens-of-noize-1507288"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507288_dc4c99a3-87d0-403b-9b0f-032004e297d0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Smirnoff Creative Grants presents: The Queens of Noize " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Queens Of Noize are the promoters and brains behind London’s infamous Smash &amp;amp; Grab night at the Proud Galleries in Camden. Here they talk about starting up  a night and their role as judges for the Smirnoff Creative Grants initiative.For more information and to find out how you can be there at the events, visit www.facebook.com/smirnoffGB. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=w5ERthjcWohJGZYw%2bTq8Dg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:19:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507288_dc4c99a3-87d0-403b-9b0f-032004e297d0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-the-queens-of-noize-1507288</guid></item><item><title>Smirnoff Creative Grants presents The Future of Nightlife</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-the-future-of-nightlife-1507285</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-the-future-of-nightlife-1507285"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507285_38b0bc14-df46-4150-b499-2065db3ede24_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Smirnoff Creative Grants presents The Future of Nightlife" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Matthew Bennett - Deputy Editor of Clash magazine, successful promoter of Glasgow’s Kinky Afro and Smirnoff Creative Grants expert gives his top ten tips for starting a new night.  For more information on Smirnoff Creative Grants and to find out how you can be there at the events visit www.facebook.com/SmirnoffGB. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qAkvxNWqhfr5dUTc%2btM1DQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:17:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507285_38b0bc14-df46-4150-b499-2065db3ede24_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smirnoff-creative-grants-presents-the-future-of-nightlife-1507285</guid></item><item><title>Disneys The Princess and the Frog presents A Leaping Love Story</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/disneys-the-princess-and-the-frog-presents-a-leaping-love-story-1506531</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/disneys-the-princess-and-the-frog-presents-a-leaping-love-story-1506531"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506531_5e2efa55-58e4-42ef-960e-24d6f43b749b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Disneys The Princess and the Frog presents A Leaping Love Story" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;http://www.facebook.com/ThePrincessAndTheFrogThe cast and crew of The Princess and the Frog talk about the makings of a classic Disney love story.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=EoFfT4Lf0T0vG8giCdoC6Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:27:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506531_5e2efa55-58e4-42ef-960e-24d6f43b749b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/disneys-the-princess-and-the-frog-presents-a-leaping-love-story-1506531</guid></item><item><title>The Princess and the Frog presents A Ribbiting Romance</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-princess-and-the-frog-presents-a-ribbiting-romance-1506369</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-princess-and-the-frog-presents-a-ribbiting-romance-1506369"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506369_21f61237-fd4f-4f30-9453-2ba9e2beb9d7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Princess and the Frog presents A Ribbiting Romance" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;http://www.facebook.com/ThePrincessAndTheFrogThe creators of The Princess and the Frog recreate a classic Disney story in the return to 2D animation&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hyNAat9sI92xP9WdQD6rUA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:30:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506369_21f61237-fd4f-4f30-9453-2ba9e2beb9d7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-princess-and-the-frog-presents-a-ribbiting-romance-1506369</guid></item><item><title>My act for open mic night</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/my-act-for-open-mic-night-1506036</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/my-act-for-open-mic-night-1506036"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506036_1644bd70-df3b-490f-90cb-5375bbd4d59d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="My act for open mic night" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My performance at Cap City Comedy in Austin, TX immediately after a girl broke up with me and I forgot all my jokes.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LGyLnJzHTPKc6YUWSbxZGQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:10:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506036_1644bd70-df3b-490f-90cb-5375bbd4d59d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/my-act-for-open-mic-night-1506036</guid></item><item><title>An open letter to Jessica Alba</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/an-open-letter-to-jessica-alba-1505415</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/an-open-letter-to-jessica-alba-1505415"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505415_b2c2b376-9d76-4c90-a8ec-ea1c59575ffd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="An open letter to Jessica Alba" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;If anyone knows Jessica Alba, please get this to her for me.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fesn41khJd%2bGAjY%2fgwiZlg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:33:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505415_b2c2b376-9d76-4c90-a8ec-ea1c59575ffd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/an-open-letter-to-jessica-alba-1505415</guid></item><item><title>Method acting vs real acting</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/method-acting-vs-real-acting-1505399</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/method-acting-vs-real-acting-1505399"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505399_60107399-8d48-42b4-8a0c-046cb58d9310_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Method acting vs real acting" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A little about why I think method actors are wasting their time.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=AboGxr13nWj%2boJkJkpzj7Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:20:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505399_60107399-8d48-42b4-8a0c-046cb58d9310_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/method-acting-vs-real-acting-1505399</guid></item><item><title>Pastor Brian Nelson presents Mother Bettye Nelson - So Pure!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/pastor-brian-nelson-presents-mother-bettye-nelson-so-pure-1504651</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/pastor-brian-nelson-presents-mother-bettye-nelson-so-pure-1504651"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pzxA_PJqr-U/default.jpg" alt="Pastor Brian Nelson presents Mother Bettye Nelson - So Pure!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Mother Nelson singing for her youtube members! She loves you all -)&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gRs24QR%2fpY6wNy%2buKjxmxQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:03:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pzxA_PJqr-U/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/pastor-brian-nelson-presents-mother-bettye-nelson-so-pure-1504651</guid></item><item><title>Why Twilight (New Moon) Sucks!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/why-twilight-new-moon-sucks-1502276</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/why-twilight-new-moon-sucks-1502276"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502276_6a5e11c3-1658-4627-930b-e1bda6aaa4fc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Why Twilight (New Moon) Sucks!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A follow-up to our popular video last year on why the first Twilight sucked, this time Jim gets even more personal in his vicious, all-out attack on the fans and the film.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=EKpqHksrnMpOJNepX79u6g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:47:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502276_6a5e11c3-1658-4627-930b-e1bda6aaa4fc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/why-twilight-new-moon-sucks-1502276</guid></item><item><title>The Smoking Gun Presents - Generally Stupid Motors</title><link>http://www.Break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/the-smoking-gun-presents---generally-stupid-motors.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/the-smoking-gun-presents---generally-stupid-motors.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/generally-stupid-motors.jpg" alt="The Smoking Gun Presents - Generally Stupid Motors" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;From truTVs The Smoking Gun Presents - Thursdays at 9pmA group of friends buy a used car with intents of destruction.From truTV.com&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=djAmvzwQzkY1HTVAJ5bQ1A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:23:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/generally-stupid-motors.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/the-smoking-gun-presents---generally-stupid-motors.html</guid></item><item><title>Another reading from Twilight</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/another-reading-from-twilight-1500905</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/another-reading-from-twilight-1500905"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1500905_dc97ac5d-ddcd-4df8-ab00-5324f8054428_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Another reading from Twilight" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Jim reads a little Twilight and gives us his first impression. (Hint: he doesnt like it much)  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Zr8ssP82g3Am0Q0%2fymFWjw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:39:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1500905_dc97ac5d-ddcd-4df8-ab00-5324f8054428_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/another-reading-from-twilight-1500905</guid></item><item><title>An unbiased reading of a horrible passage from New Moon</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/an-unbiased-reading-of-a-horrible-passage-from-new-moon-1500367</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/an-unbiased-reading-of-a-horrible-passage-from-new-moon-1500367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1500367_d2dfa5f2-9b93-4813-ac31-936ee4104c31_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="An unbiased reading of a horrible passage from New Moon" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My reading of a page of the second Twilight novel, without commenting on how horribly written it is. I dont even mention cheesy, generic wording used on all of the sentences, the one-dimensional characters, or the tacky, preteen descriptions of love. Totally unbiased.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b2bKow9mTLlX2E2A9YH%2fTA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:47:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1500367_d2dfa5f2-9b93-4813-ac31-936ee4104c31_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/an-unbiased-reading-of-a-horrible-passage-from-new-moon-1500367</guid></item><item><title>The Smoking Gun Presents - Generally Stupid Motors</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-smoking-gun-presents-generally-stupid-motors-1499828</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-smoking-gun-presents-generally-stupid-motors-1499828"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499828_18fb5de3-db21-4556-83e4-8942174ee136_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Smoking Gun Presents - Generally Stupid Motors" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;From truTVs The Smoking Gun Presents - Thursdays at 9pmA group of friends buy a used car with intents of destruction.From truTV.com&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YfE2uUr%2fk8oM34gW%2fGz7AQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:29:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499828_18fb5de3-db21-4556-83e4-8942174ee136_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-smoking-gun-presents-generally-stupid-motors-1499828</guid></item><item><title>How the IMDB Top 250 movies were ruined</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/how-the-imdb-top-250-movies-were-ruined-1499240</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/how-the-imdb-top-250-movies-were-ruined-1499240"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499240_a0503eb6-e6db-415c-b931-f8f451e0a5b7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="How the IMDB Top 250 movies were ruined" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;How the top 250 movies of all time on IMDB have been ruined by people who dont know anything about film.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mA8vRJAxUUKdxCJDrz6zgQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:42:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499240_a0503eb6-e6db-415c-b931-f8f451e0a5b7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/how-the-imdb-top-250-movies-were-ruined-1499240</guid></item><item><title>The Old Testament - NOW WITH LOGIC!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-old-testament-now-with-logic-1497834</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-old-testament-now-with-logic-1497834"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497834_53292bee-fb4c-455e-acaf-01a72c00ad33_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Old Testament - NOW WITH LOGIC!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A theory on how there could be truth behind the Old Testament.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CqJuvps186wp6hmry4da6Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:53:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497834_53292bee-fb4c-455e-acaf-01a72c00ad33_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-old-testament-now-with-logic-1497834</guid></item><item><title>Misuse of the word random</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/misuse-of-the-word-random-1496698</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/misuse-of-the-word-random-1496698"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1496698_4e3e26f8-77c3-4eec-aeeb-3936fb0cff59_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Misuse of the word random" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A rant about the most misused word in the contemporary English lexicon.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iOJ5QxlzG6Q6CYiCrUWs%2fg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:33:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1496698_4e3e26f8-77c3-4eec-aeeb-3936fb0cff59_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/misuse-of-the-word-random-1496698</guid></item><item><title>Jesse answers questions from viewers</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/jesse-answers-questions-from-viewers-1495750</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/jesse-answers-questions-from-viewers-1495750"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1495750_9d685261-39c4-4c9c-8eff-d4f0783bdf1a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Jesse answers questions from viewers" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Quick answers to five questions that were sent in by fans of my vlog.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6VaDulPm3yKTWFzmICl2og%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:01:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1495750_9d685261-39c4-4c9c-8eff-d4f0783bdf1a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/jesse-answers-questions-from-viewers-1495750</guid></item><item><title>Professor Polyhedral Presents- Untitled Gamer Project #1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/professor-polyhedral-presents-untitled-gamer-project-1-1493543</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/professor-polyhedral-presents-untitled-gamer-project-1-1493543"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lOBKJmIqMZY/default.jpg" alt="Professor Polyhedral Presents- Untitled Gamer Project #1" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Episode #1 As Nick, Freddy, Peter, Andrew and Jeremy prepare for another night of tabletop gaming, they find that their last game session wasnt as resolved as previously thought.  WWW.PROFESSORPOLYHEDRAL.COM Follow us on Twitter!  @profpolyhedral&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bREzjM0ZI6UgWQ3VslglRA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:14:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lOBKJmIqMZY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/professor-polyhedral-presents-untitled-gamer-project-1-1493543</guid></item><item><title>What do you want to see on this channel?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/what-do-you-want-to-see-on-this-channel-1492931</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/what-do-you-want-to-see-on-this-channel-1492931"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492931_4fda2b40-28fa-4ed8-91db-744f81a64646_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="What do you want to see on this channel?" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Just wanted to make the offer to you guys that if there are certain topics youd like to hear discussed on this show, Id certainly like to get the audience a little more involved. Suggest them to me anywhere, but the most surefire way to reach me is thunderwake@gmail.com  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zR2b1zFhG0UZ6tqqatIzvQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:49:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492931_4fda2b40-28fa-4ed8-91db-744f81a64646_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/what-do-you-want-to-see-on-this-channel-1492931</guid></item><item><title>2012: my theory</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2012-my-theory-1491245</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2012-my-theory-1491245"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491245_b78dd665-2cc4-4043-972d-c03620980235_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="2012: my theory" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A few of my opinions on why people who believe the 2012 doomsday theory are a bunch of jackasses.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oLPhpamJw9hNOVnEozLV5w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:20:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491245_b78dd665-2cc4-4043-972d-c03620980235_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2012-my-theory-1491245</guid></item><item><title>Crank call gone wrong</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/crank-call-gone-wrong-1490307</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/crank-call-gone-wrong-1490307"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1490307_0777648e-e567-4776-9d3e-4a0e3851b964_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Crank call gone wrong" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Jesse makes a crank call to keep his acting chops strong.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Nl%2bDoYlIiFL0Rf4kn0byuQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:17:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1490307_0777648e-e567-4776-9d3e-4a0e3851b964_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/crank-call-gone-wrong-1490307</guid></item></channel></rss>