<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:24:09 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:24:09 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Dont Call Michael Madsen Retarded</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dont-call-michael-madsen-retarded-1512545</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;National Lampoons Matt Zaller recently sat down with HIRED GUNs Michael Madsen  (Directed by Brad Jurjens). When he agreed to sit down for an offbeat interview with Matt Zaller, we dont think he realized that Matt was going to be joking around, trying to get a reaction out of Madsen. In a nutshell, Madsen looses his cool. In a big way. Youll have to watch to see Zallers meaningless babble about dreams and his subsequent insulting of Michael Madsen. MADSEN FLIPS OUT!!!!See more at http://nationallampoon.comAbout HIRED GUN:A hit man turns against his former boss after witnessing a nuclear weapon being smuggled into the US.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pYbe5JLPcVVwcAZwDdMlsg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:12:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1512545_a43a3217-b6f0-4623-ab4c-fc52d618cc86_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dont-call-michael-madsen-retarded-1512545</guid></item><item><title>Angry Woman News Reporter Attacks LOL</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/angry-woman-news-reporter-attacks-lol-1512411</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/angry-woman-news-reporter-attacks-lol-1512411"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1512411_fd657b9b-15ce-493a-af76-b7e360282581_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Angry Woman News Reporter Attacks LOL" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;She looses her mind when a guy keeps ruining her reporting lol&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OjxTk0LqrFhr8wkiYcY27Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:17:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1512411_fd657b9b-15ce-493a-af76-b7e360282581_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/angry-woman-news-reporter-attacks-lol-1512411</guid></item><item><title>Stand Up Comedy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/stand-up-comedy-1510378</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I performed stand-up comedy with exactly no preparation at Comic Strip Live. Did I bomb? http://www.theresident.net&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=34z1aIFU2ih9zVOVgY3%2fLg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:54:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510378_08e01933-017f-4980-a9ed-28316bc5ce91_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/stand-up-comedy-1510378</guid></item><item><title>Right Brain Fantasy Report: Week 11 Picks (11/25/09)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/right-brain-fantasy-report-week-11-picks-11-25-09-1508648</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/right-brain-fantasy-report-week-11-picks-11-25-09-1508648"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1508648_6f7960db-3a66-4f16-ac93-8c2778fafb96_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Right Brain Fantasy Report: Week 11 Picks (11/25/09)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Our first-place fantasy expert gives you stats-free picks for Thanksgiving week. http://rightbrain.yardbarker.com/blog/RightBrain/I_love_stuffing_my_face_with_dead_birds_and_watching_QBs_fall_apart/1626822&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pwXs%2fB%2f0Evh5gfabjV%2bwGw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:22:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1508648_6f7960db-3a66-4f16-ac93-8c2778fafb96_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/right-brain-fantasy-report-week-11-picks-11-25-09-1508648</guid></item><item><title>Allein unter Wölfen *DOKU* Teil 3/5</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/allein-unter-wölfen-doku-teil-3-5-1508312</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;lebt. F&#252;r mehrere Monate lebte der Brite mit seiner neuen Familie. ... Dokumentation Reportage W&#246;lfe Tiere Wildnis England Polen Usa Wolf Shaun Ellis Polizei Kontrolle Jugendliche ARD Exclusiv Bericht Hamburg Berlin K&#246;ln Explosiv RTL PRO7 Spiegel TV ZDF Galileo Taff Kiffen Akte Weed Ganja Lustig Witzig Ufo Ausraster Bushido Fler Eko Fresh Tutorial Kokain FocusTV Soap Webcam Gangster Mafia Drogen Sucht Ballermann Mallorca K1 Accident Tony Montana Owned Spiele Marihuana B-Tight Girl Boy HowTO Sexy ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iSPKqfBquICdsLEb%2bDCPHg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/78JDsCxR0XM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/allein-unter-wölfen-doku-teil-3-5-1508312</guid></item><item><title>[RR] MIKE FRESH,ZAYTOVEN,TRACY-T: ALWAYS ONLINE</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/rr-mike-fresh-zaytoven-tracy-t-always-online-1507724</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/rr-mike-fresh-zaytoven-tracy-t-always-online-1507724"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507724_07936e37-3e2b-4ec9-9a7b-8812e719920a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="[RR] MIKE FRESH,ZAYTOVEN,TRACY-T: ALWAYS ONLINE" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Performance Footage- ALWAYS ONLINE by Mike Fresh ft.Tracy-T (produced by Zaytoven) Footage by Raw Report&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4zWqOO4VomfsZ9Sq0YKDMg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:52:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507724_07936e37-3e2b-4ec9-9a7b-8812e719920a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/rr-mike-fresh-zaytoven-tracy-t-always-online-1507724</guid></item><item><title>Planning for Long Term Care Requires Family Conversations</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/planning-for-long-term-care-requires-family-conversations-1507573</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/planning-for-long-term-care-requires-family-conversations-1507573"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507573_54108459-2b3d-4ade-8b34-9a0db9fa0e5b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Planning for Long Term Care Requires Family Conversations" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;For more info visit www.newsinfusion.comThe cost of long term care can severely impact your family’s future financial security. Requiring care in any setting is not a topic many of us want to talk about, for obvious reasons. But the fact is, 40 percent of Americans who need long term care are working age adults 18-64 – and this care comes with a very steep price tag.  For example, according to recent data from Genworth Financial the national average cost for one year of home care is more than $42,000.Dr. Ken Dychtwald, a psychologist, gerontologist and author of 16 books including With Purpose, Going From Success to Significance in Work and Life says today’s Rubik’s Cube-like families come in all shapes and sizes and have diverse sets of complicated dynamics but one commonality is the need to include long term care planning as a part of their overall goals for financial independence and security.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ep%2fLitm4d827%2b4e9kHYIzg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:00:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507573_54108459-2b3d-4ade-8b34-9a0db9fa0e5b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/planning-for-long-term-care-requires-family-conversations-1507573</guid></item><item><title>Scrapple TV News with A.P. Ticker</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scrapple-tv-news-with-a-p-ticker-1506569</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scrapple-tv-news-with-a-p-ticker-1506569"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506569_566234fb-b7b3-41dd-94b2-0b39859e21f0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Scrapple TV News with A.P. Ticker" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;up wit this internet shit? Tune into Scrapple TV News as A.P. Ticker reports on the news that matters from this week--the old fashioned way! www.scrapple.tv  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kmYroFztBhU%2fwkFctLMCdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:43:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506569_566234fb-b7b3-41dd-94b2-0b39859e21f0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scrapple-tv-news-with-a-p-ticker-1506569</guid></item><item><title>Scrapple TV News with A.P. Ticker</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scrapple-tv-news-with-a-p-ticker-1506567</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scrapple-tv-news-with-a-p-ticker-1506567"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506567_270036d0-d773-4a9f-b4ab-cfc6f9cd139e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Scrapple TV News with A.P. Ticker" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;up wit this internet shit? Tune into Scrapple TV News as A.P. Ticker reports on the news that matters from this week--the old fashioned way! www.scrapple.tv  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VMrolDgKclwYEShuDbRbdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:31:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506567_270036d0-d773-4a9f-b4ab-cfc6f9cd139e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scrapple-tv-news-with-a-p-ticker-1506567</guid></item><item><title>Scrapple TV News with A.P. Ticker</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scrapple-tv-news-with-a-p-ticker-1506563</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scrapple-tv-news-with-a-p-ticker-1506563"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506563_a442f893-63eb-4bc5-abb0-d667d5732312_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Scrapple TV News with A.P. Ticker" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;up wit this internet shit? Tune into Scrapple TV News as A.P. Ticker reports on the news that matters from this week--the old fashioned way! www.scrapple.tv  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fFe3pvk1apIEH71Ze5PBVQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:25:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506563_a442f893-63eb-4bc5-abb0-d667d5732312_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scrapple-tv-news-with-a-p-ticker-1506563</guid></item><item><title>(Brandsplat Interview) Piggyback Your Brand Engagement</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/brandsplat-interview-piggyback-your-brand-engagement-1506388</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/brandsplat-interview-piggyback-your-brand-engagement-1506388"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VWS1jVmLrB4/default.jpg" alt="(Brandsplat Interview) Piggyback Your Brand Engagement" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;http-//www.brandsplat.com Enzo F. Cesario interviews digital strategist Rob Schwartz and discusses the new concept Engagement Piggybacking to help online businesses drive traffic to their websites.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YWx7Jobc6Itak3XAR5v7uw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:48:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VWS1jVmLrB4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/brandsplat-interview-piggyback-your-brand-engagement-1506388</guid></item><item><title>Die Hure Trixie - Die schwangere Hure Trixie und der Telefonsex</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/die-hure-trixie-die-schwangere-hure-trixie-und-der-telefonsex-1505669</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/die-hure-trixie-die-schwangere-hure-trixie-und-der-telefonsex-1505669"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/66vvabd2sbE/default.jpg" alt="Die Hure Trixie - Die schwangere Hure Trixie und der Telefonsex" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Telefonsex um ... Dokumentation Reportage Hure Prostituierte Trixie Schwanger Rotlicht Telefonsex Zuh&#228;lter Nutte Kiez K&#228;ufliche Liebe Puff Bordell Lude Strip Sexy Bitch Polizei Jugendliche ARD Exclusiv Bericht Hamburg Berlin K&#246;ln Explosiv RTL PRO7 Spiegel TV ZDF Galileo Taff Kiffen Akte Weed Ganja Lustig Witzig Ufo Ausraster Bushido Fler Eko Fresh Tutorial Kokain FocusTV Soap Webcam Gangster Mafia Drogen Sucht Ballermann Mallorca K1 Accident Tony Montana Owned Spiele Marihuana B-Tight Girl ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FVROIU9T%2fUPIOP5cWOcJsQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/66vvabd2sbE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/die-hure-trixie-die-schwangere-hure-trixie-und-der-telefonsex-1505669</guid></item><item><title>Die Hure Trixie - Die schwangere Hure Trixie und der Telefonsex</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/die-hure-trixie-die-schwangere-hure-trixie-und-der-telefonsex-1505910</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/die-hure-trixie-die-schwangere-hure-trixie-und-der-telefonsex-1505910"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_L_bpX8nky0/default.jpg" alt="Die Hure Trixie - Die schwangere Hure Trixie und der Telefonsex" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;um... ... Dokumentation Reportage Hure Prostituierte Trixie Schwanger Rotlicht Telefonsex Zuh&#228;lter Nutte Kiez K&#228;ufliche Liebe Puff Bordell Lude Strip Sexy Bitch Polizei Jugendliche ARD Exclusiv Bericht Hamburg Berlin K&#246;ln Explosiv RTL PRO7 Spiegel TV ZDF Galileo Taff Kiffen Akte Weed Ganja Lustig Witzig Ufo Ausraster Bushido Fler Eko Fresh Tutorial Kokain FocusTV Soap Webcam Gangster Mafia Drogen Sucht Ballermann Mallorca K1 Accident Tony Montana Owned Spiele Marihuana B-Tight Girl Boy HowTO ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PWBhJeRNCN9ztFXag5b8Fg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_L_bpX8nky0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/die-hure-trixie-die-schwangere-hure-trixie-und-der-telefonsex-1505910</guid></item><item><title>2012: The Almost End of The World Interviews</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2012-the-almost-end-of-the-world-interviews-1504555</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2012-the-almost-end-of-the-world-interviews-1504555"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504555_6165c9aa-9b40-4a83-9fb3-317cb985d224_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="2012: The Almost End of The World Interviews" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;National Lampoons Matt Zaller, John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Director Roland Emmerich participate in an open and candid forum about the potential end of the world, and their new film 2012. The meandering of the forum ushered in topics such as Vicodin, dehydrated food pills, Elephants, The Queen of England, boxes of humanity, noahs arc, and so forth. Zaller attempts to convince Chiwetel Ejiofor that they share the same birthday, award nominations, and life history. Zaller also attempts to convince Roland Emmerich that theyve worked together before and are friends. Much to Zallers chagrin, Emmerich remembers that they do not know each other...yet. Worth a watch. See more at http://nationallampoon.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6mLAd7ZIeTYLidSIIl%2f%2buQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:59:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504555_6165c9aa-9b40-4a83-9fb3-317cb985d224_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2012-the-almost-end-of-the-world-interviews-1504555</guid></item><item><title>Mr. Monk and the Badge</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/monk/mr-monk-and-the-badge-1504265.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/monk/mr-monk-and-the-badge-1504265.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/705/50016705/127982_512x288_generated.jpg" alt="Mr. Monk and the Badge" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Monk finds his return to the police force to be more challenging than he expected when he becomes involved in the case of a serial killer. Brooke Adams guest stars.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jFnvJWwiXrPjACKBg3xuLA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:00:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/705/50016705/127982_512x288_generated.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/monk/mr-monk-and-the-badge-1504265.html</guid></item><item><title>Boom Goes The Dynamite</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/boom-goes-the-dynamite.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/boom-goes-the-dynamite.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/boomgoesfull.jpg" alt="Boom Goes The Dynamite" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;When this college journalism student sat down to do the news, he had no idea of the thunder he'd unleash with his catchphrase, 'Boom Goes The Dynamite.' Someone get this kid an Espy... and a new pair of underpants.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wN9xFFeJGI7GqSxAdQZLtA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:43:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/boomgoesfull.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/boom-goes-the-dynamite.html</guid></item><item><title>Right Brain Fantasy Report: Week 11 Picks (11/19/09)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/right-brain-fantasy-report-week-11-picks-11-19-09-1502192</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/right-brain-fantasy-report-week-11-picks-11-19-09-1502192"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502192_12bd7517-d4af-4158-8200-ee1463d5601e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Right Brain Fantasy Report: Week 11 Picks (11/19/09)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Watch our fantasy experts gut feeling picks. http://rightbrain.yardbarker.com/blog/RightBrain/What_does_virginity_have_to_do_with_football_Everything/1590975&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YLW62NWQZVs5f5lpEc2ZIQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:51:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502192_12bd7517-d4af-4158-8200-ee1463d5601e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/right-brain-fantasy-report-week-11-picks-11-19-09-1502192</guid></item><item><title>Monk Set Tour</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/monk/monk-set-tour-1500356.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/monk/monk-set-tour-1500356.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/956/50015956/126020_512x288_generated.jpg" alt="Monk Set Tour" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Tour of Monk's Apartment&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cofvsM1om4SbhnOqkajiYw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:00:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/956/50015956/126020_512x288_generated.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/monk/monk-set-tour-1500356.html</guid></item><item><title>Anaconda Attacks Reporter In Jungle</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/anaconda-attacks-reporter-in-jungle.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/anaconda-attacks-reporter-in-jungle.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/annaconda-attacks-reporter.jpg" alt="Anaconda Attacks Reporter In Jungle" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;These guys catch an anaconda and mess with it for a few minutes then toss it in the air and away from camp.  A few minutes later the pissed off snake tracks them down and attacks one of them.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lMIBVvUOQiNL4C3m%2bGHXmw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:02:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/annaconda-attacks-reporter.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/anaconda-attacks-reporter-in-jungle.html</guid></item><item><title>Anaconda attacks reporter in jungle</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/anaconda-attacks-reporter-in-jungle-1499799</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/anaconda-attacks-reporter-in-jungle-1499799"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499799_935bb50f-3dec-452b-9b0c-93788ddc2b7a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Anaconda attacks reporter in jungle" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Thats gonna leave a mark!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nnxsutoy0d0MHUaF4K7%2f1A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:32:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499799_935bb50f-3dec-452b-9b0c-93788ddc2b7a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/anaconda-attacks-reporter-in-jungle-1499799</guid></item><item><title>Anaconda attacks reporter in jungle</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/anaconda-attacks-reporter-in-jungle-1499796</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/anaconda-attacks-reporter-in-jungle-1499796"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499796_f96d67d3-2f10-47a7-a955-b9435682c6d1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Anaconda attacks reporter in jungle" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;http://Twitter.com/SVergaraGibbs&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OMJXaTILGi6Gjey4eR1Kpg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:14:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499796_f96d67d3-2f10-47a7-a955-b9435682c6d1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/anaconda-attacks-reporter-in-jungle-1499796</guid></item><item><title>Wierd kid likes turtles</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/wierd-kid-likes-turtles-1497833</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/wierd-kid-likes-turtles-1497833"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497833_2f8681d5-be75-43f4-a153-3417f052fe44_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Wierd kid likes turtles" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;awkward kid likes zombies.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=D3nJqzkm%2fxEugQYtDm103Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:01:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497833_2f8681d5-be75-43f4-a153-3417f052fe44_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/wierd-kid-likes-turtles-1497833</guid></item><item><title>Monty Python - I Wish to Report a Burglary</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/monty-python-i-wish-to-report-a-burglary-1496851</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/monty-python-i-wish-to-report-a-burglary-1496851"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L57-vQvo34E/default.jpg" alt="Monty Python - I Wish to Report a Burglary" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Funny video from Monty Pythons Flying Circushttp://www.points2shop.com/?ref=mutateddupa&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ojuhC84flO8zr4XFcHi3cw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:11:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L57-vQvo34E/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/monty-python-i-wish-to-report-a-burglary-1496851</guid></item><item><title>Mr. Monk Is the Best Man</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/monk/mr-monk-is-the-best-man-1496426.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/monk/mr-monk-is-the-best-man-1496426.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/455/50015455/126130_512x288_generated.jpg" alt="Mr. Monk Is the Best Man" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In order to save the wedding of someone close to him, Monk must first find out who is trying to sabotage it and why.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mBqY%2fSJKAikGZqpzQSCOEw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:00:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/455/50015455/126130_512x288_generated.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/monk/mr-monk-is-the-best-man-1496426.html</guid></item><item><title>Right Brain Fantasy Report: Week 10 Picks (11/12/09)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/right-brain-fantasy-report-week-10-picks-11-12-09-1494339</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/right-brain-fantasy-report-week-10-picks-11-12-09-1494339"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1494339_a698d66f-d30e-40db-99d5-706fbe856704_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Right Brain Fantasy Report: Week 10 Picks (11/12/09)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Our undefeated fantasy expert continues his stats-free picks. http://rightbrain.yardbarker.com/blog/RightBrain/This_weeks_hottest_new_drama_The_Joe_Flacco_Show/1550685&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ldkwf1ffUQb7ArG4DKteqQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:23:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1494339_a698d66f-d30e-40db-99d5-706fbe856704_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/right-brain-fantasy-report-week-10-picks-11-12-09-1494339</guid></item><item><title>Beaver Urinates on News Correspondent</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/beaver-urinates-on-news-correspondent.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/beaver-urinates-on-news-correspondent.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/beaver-urinates-on-news-correspondent.jpg" alt="Beaver Urinates on News Correspondent" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Please insert your own horribly inappropriate wet beaver joke here.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0o%2fz4HpWSrIwilBDCaIQkw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:38:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/beaver-urinates-on-news-correspondent.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/beaver-urinates-on-news-correspondent.html</guid></item><item><title>Reporter Unfazed by Douchebag</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/reporter-unfazed-by-douchebag-1491462</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/reporter-unfazed-by-douchebag-1491462"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491462_40d12e51-809d-4758-b780-5362104e0639_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Reporter Unfazed by Douchebag" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sooo are they going out now or something?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vjqeYbkGk0d%2f258Sk6K4kw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:44:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491462_40d12e51-809d-4758-b780-5362104e0639_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/reporter-unfazed-by-douchebag-1491462</guid></item><item><title>Reporter Unfazed by Guy on Shoulder</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/reporter-unfazed-by-guy-on-shoulder.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/reporter-unfazed-by-guy-on-shoulder.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/reporter-unfazed-by-guy-on-shoulder.jpg" alt="Reporter Unfazed by Guy on Shoulder" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I don't know &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/findall/reporter'&gt;reporter&lt;/a&gt; protocol here, but this may mean that they're going out now.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=b60U0l6UBafbuF52yon7IQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:36:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/reporter-unfazed-by-guy-on-shoulder.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/reporter-unfazed-by-guy-on-shoulder.html</guid></item><item><title>Fuoco Photography Cyprus Wedding Reportage Location Pictures</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/fuoco-photography-cyprus-wedding-reportage-location-pictures-1491392</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/fuoco-photography-cyprus-wedding-reportage-location-pictures-1491392"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491392_946836ea-5be9-4e38-8f4c-0c8ea2d20ba6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Fuoco Photography Cyprus Wedding Reportage Location Pictures" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Part Ten - Our English couples dream wedding in Cyprus reaches a climax with a selection of beautiful pictures and exclusive video clips. Fuoco Photography from Norwich UK captures reportage style images presented in a video presentation with a music sound track calle, Love Letters by Dan-O at DanoSongs.com The Grecian Bay hotel in Ayia Napa was the setting for this memorable occasion.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4l3i6bUEVHlbqmaqBm6VdQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:22:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491392_946836ea-5be9-4e38-8f4c-0c8ea2d20ba6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/fuoco-photography-cyprus-wedding-reportage-location-pictures-1491392</guid></item><item><title>Reporter Fail</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/reporter-fail-1489496</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/reporter-fail-1489496"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1489496_caa26c51-7652-40f5-b5f5-1cdda2acffec_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Reporter Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;For more visit http://www.epicfail.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1WVJiJ0js97NQ1w8%2bYvu8g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:27:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1489496_caa26c51-7652-40f5-b5f5-1cdda2acffec_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/reporter-fail-1489496</guid></item></channel></rss>