<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:48:27 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:48:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>THIS GUY SERIOUSLY CANT ICE SKATE</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/this-guy-seriously-cant-ice-skate-1512412</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;DUDE JUST CANT STOP FALLING OVER&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=d2fW619IgLClL7t5kC9j3Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:19:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XEtypedVSL0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/this-guy-seriously-cant-ice-skate-1512412</guid></item><item><title>Dead Of The Living Night - Cool Art Exhibit</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dead-of-the-living-night-cool-art-exhibit-1502714</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Check out Dead Of The Living Night: a sweet art project showing at Space 1026. Features shit from old horror movies and a Falcor (from The Neverending Story) Ride!!!  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5A1RkebyEefx3LV6R4qbQQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:56:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502714_71906265-e5bf-4c28-b14c-7f8493257c7f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dead-of-the-living-night-cool-art-exhibit-1502714</guid></item><item><title>Women Take Mouse Balls Very Seriously</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/women-take-mouse-balls-very-seriously.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Some people can't take a joke. Others, like these women, can't even understand a joke and spend two minutes discussing mouse balls on live television.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dWFF5PM0fj%2bzUCYOcgEmhQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:59:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/mouse-balls.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/women-take-mouse-balls-very-seriously.html</guid></item><item><title>WTF... Belgian TV Show... Seriously..WTF</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/wtf-belgian-tv-show-seriously-wtf-1489881</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;No. Really... WTF&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nT5ENfk7QQLorBPPFreBWQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:43:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1489881_c39475b6-cae1-4e6e-ac10-bbdf2e70974e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/wtf-belgian-tv-show-seriously-wtf-1489881</guid></item><item><title>..$20 he seriously hurts himself!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/20-he-seriously-hurts-himself-1461636.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/20-he-seriously-hurts-himself-1461636.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1461636_4ad4934d-2af0-42eb-a2d3-d5782222a9f2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="..$20 he seriously hurts himself!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;If there’s one thing everyone can agree on, it’s that family time isn’t always a walk in the park. In Nothing Like the Holidays, John Leguizamo (Ice Age, Moulin Rouge),Freddy Rodriguez (“Six Feet Under,” Bobby) and Debra Messing (“Will &amp;amp; Grace,” “The Starter Wife”) headline an all star cast in the humorous and heartwarming story of one unforgettable family holiday from award-winning director Alfredo De Villa (Washington Heights).&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Vh7mJa%2bXEhDd6sYcuvtG9A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:53:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1461636_4ad4934d-2af0-42eb-a2d3-d5782222a9f2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/20-he-seriously-hurts-himself-1461636.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Never Ever.... seriously...  never!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/re-never-ever-seriously-never-1457810.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... never ever tag meme dog washing kegger Indian food broken bones beer skiing snowboarding waterskiing swimming Pulp Fiction salon reality show pedicure plants &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DNZN0f0LbgYg2ddYl7thbQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XRSynsQMOu8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/re-never-ever-seriously-never-1457810.html</guid></item><item><title>The Karate Kid:  The Hunt</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/karate-kid-minisode/the-karate-kid-the-hunt-1453439</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;THE KARATE KID MINISODES - Yesterday we recommended some rock-themed episodes, today it's all about the GROOVE.  Shake it baby.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Z8tpmr9Tl8m83rOG33%2fbtg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:31:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2254153&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/karate-kid-minisode/the-karate-kid-the-hunt-1453439</guid></item><item><title>Bewitched: Oedipus Hex</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/bewitched-minisode/bewitched-oedipus-hex-1453371</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/bewitched-minisode/bewitched-oedipus-hex-1453371"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2397319&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Bewitched: Oedipus Hex" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Laziness and popcorn go well together. Samantha thinks Darrin is taking work too seriously, so Endora creates popcorn that removes the work ethic of any mortal who partakes of its buttery goodness. Like any Endora spell, this one goes way too far.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FXr4%2bzJ10FeQPBzFG9ylOw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:20:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2397319&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/bewitched-minisode/bewitched-oedipus-hex-1453371</guid></item><item><title>Seriously Some Early 90s Rap Blows Dude</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/seriously-some-early-90s-rap-blows-dude-1420618.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Rap was already dead in the Early 90s.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=m5HcWGjmZ3hiww4VbAueVQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:15:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1420618_88a44b7a-2ffc-475b-887e-d94b38da8eac_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/seriously-some-early-90s-rap-blows-dude-1420618.html</guid></item><item><title>broken bones</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/broken-bones-1360801.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;seriously broken bones you must see it it's crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subscribe, Comment and rate&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ij9vijJP7vZ%2boWExVU3alg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QQyl4vqZHog/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/broken-bones-1360801.html</guid></item><item><title>Bullying should be taken more seriously</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bullying-should-be-taken-more-seriously-1367725.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bullying-should-be-taken-more-seriously-1367725.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zTemfgOLSv8/default.jpg" alt="Bullying should be taken more seriously" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My thoughts on bullying.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7NFHquG7VhUY151Ws9wu%2bg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zTemfgOLSv8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bullying-should-be-taken-more-seriously-1367725.html</guid></item><item><title>Rollover Crash Shuts Down Parkway, Driver Seriously Injured</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/rollover-crash-shuts-down-parkway-driver-seriously-injured-1358690.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;POINT— The driver of a vehicle that overturned here on the Garden State Parkway at exit 30 north was airlifted to Atlanticare Regional Trauma Center in Atlantic City by Medevac 5 on Tuesday, Sept 22, shortly after 8:00 pm Somers Point firefighters arrived on scene and reported the driver to be trapped. Extrication was reported. The northbound lane of the parkway was closed while the medevac helicopter landed at the scene. The accident is under investigation by state troopers at the Bass ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wXRXSGjCdoco%2fgoC9y9yUQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tMMbOpxj1Qw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/rollover-crash-shuts-down-parkway-driver-seriously-injured-1358690.html</guid></item><item><title>Become a Citizen Journalist! JOIN Your Network TV</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/become-a-citizen-journalist-join-your-network-tv-1349646.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;yournetwork.tv ...................melting 24. rule secrecy secret society skull bones masonic freemason famous assassination alien agenda david icke reptile people illusion talk liberty aliens killed tonkin oliver stone terrorists argues ufo speech bloodlines... ... Become Citizen Journalist! JOIN Your Network TV Awards singer performs song hit number one the view apology jay leno david letterman talkshow cnn fox news report sexy dance music dancing speech ego maniac selfish rude update blog ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yMGhG8puPIyOxJhHnnHeWw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CCBU29vdR50/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/become-a-citizen-journalist-join-your-network-tv-1349646.html</guid></item><item><title>Natalie Portman's Rap Lip Sync</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/natalie-portman-s-rap-lip-sync-1351257.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Natalie Portman Rap by The Lonely Island&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=abJtTnUkkue582vKukXmbw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JtLV1kv1xEk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/natalie-portman-s-rap-lip-sync-1351257.html</guid></item><item><title>Seriously, Kennedy Still Sounds Like a Man!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/seriously-kennedy-still-sounds-like-a-man-1335774.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Kennedy chokes her way through today's video while Karson show's some memorabilia at his desk ... Karson &amp;amp; Kennedy Mix 104.1 Boston H1N1 Justin Timberlake Nickelback Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson 50 Best Dressed &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sSBOmTWuliR9BJzCkPOWbQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8xxSD-5ADBI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/seriously-kennedy-still-sounds-like-a-man-1335774.html</guid></item><item><title>-HOT MESS- A Jelena One Shot 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hot-mess-a-jelena-one-shot-2-1323493.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;body liked it. My heart kept beating faster and faster as he got close to me.  What are you doing? I whispered  What I want to do, he said staring at my lips And whats that? This. his lips clashed with mine sending a million shocks through my body. He pulled away and stared at me with those rich Carmel eyes. Why did you do that? I looked at him confused  I wanted too I didnt know if this one of his games or if he was telling the truth but I wasnt willing to take chances. Just ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2clQa%2bFl5s51rewBUsb%2fpw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9S2njoZLSk4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hot-mess-a-jelena-one-shot-2-1323493.html</guid></item><item><title>Trackmania - (Fail) Epical Edition</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/trackmania-fail-epical-edition-1310488.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/trackmania-fail-epical-edition-1310488.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-aYs7T1MM7M/default.jpg" alt="Trackmania - (Fail) Epical Edition" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;So my friends and I decided that my last video just wasn't enough. So with that, we decided to create an original trackmania video using the most realistic of ideas. Simply enough, it doesn't get much more add than this.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=i%2bYQk1%2fXD8ViEtHLlunBzQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-aYs7T1MM7M/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/trackmania-fail-epical-edition-1310488.html</guid></item><item><title>crysmiss in a bucket</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/crysmiss-in-a-bucket-1309213.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;the title says it all!!! ... Crystal drunk tattoo tits crack jessica alba megan fox angelina jolie blow job bj lap dance sexy jeffree star pamela anderson tommy lee lesbians booty thong strip schoolgirl dominatrix swallows jikc fitness world anita hanchob bikini dildo strapon vibrator handcuffs swingers hardcore XXX hentai naruto muffdive rugmuncher alex seriously erotica boobs tatas breasts bangbus cumshot screamer tentacle double michael jackson vick cornikova jenna jameson ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PkQRh0oDROp4Gf9A5jAgww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qiW9GJzDkNw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/crysmiss-in-a-bucket-1309213.html</guid></item><item><title>CS:S | 2 sick wallbangs by -rebel</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cs-s-2-sick-wallbangs-by-rebel-1299027.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Hi :P Just wanted to show you guys this frag so ^^ Nothing speciall about the edit enjoy it and Subscribe me please! ... css counter strike source 1.5 1.6 rebel sunny pictures sick awesome amazing insane wallbang wallbangs esea eas eps esl cal cevo main infprod best pro gamer in the world.yeah seriously rofl &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rAWB4sn8gq%2fV08d0qy6hog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-cBn_qir8gI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cs-s-2-sick-wallbangs-by-rebel-1299027.html</guid></item><item><title>Cars Vs. Motorcycle: Nobody Seriously Hurt.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cars-vs-motorcycle-nobody-seriously-hurt-1292717.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Going to look at the cages... not the most fun thing to due and kinda depressing when you ride a motorcycle there...boo... Comment rate subscribe and like thehorsefly87 always says Ride On&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Us5QkIjx5secCWI%2bcryQ6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AwW7oLbOhVQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cars-vs-motorcycle-nobody-seriously-hurt-1292717.html</guid></item><item><title>Seriously Hot Latina Babe Does A Sexy Strip Tease</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/seriously-hot-latina-babe-does-a-sexy-strip-tease-1294126.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;www.fullfreeporn.info - Get Instant 100% FREE Access to Hot Porn Sites Right Now! Featuring Amateur, Anal, Asian, Black/Ebony, Hardcore Latina, Lesbian, Mature/Milf, Teens and much much more! Seriously Hot Latina Babe Does A Sexy Strip Tease&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SzHVT4%2byTyO7f%2bkSJghHIg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UyZKF6ShK78/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/seriously-hot-latina-babe-does-a-sexy-strip-tease-1294126.html</guid></item><item><title>Gossip Girl; Just Set Them Off (FULL VIDEO)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gossip-girl-just-set-them-off-full-video-1288830.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;&amp;amp; Animation #11 - Top Rated (Today) - Film &amp;amp; Animation #99 - Top Rated (This Week) - Film &amp;amp; Animation ... liza is being an annoying lil bugger and uploading yet another video SERIOUSLY doesliza have nolife? apparently lizadoesn't awwww whatan AWESOMEloser? Due to lack of imagination lizawill now putin thosenormalboring tags gossipgirl danhumphrey blairwaldorf chuckbass serenavanderwoodsen natearchibald jennyhumphrey vanessaabrams penn badgley leighton meester chance crawford ed westwick ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qV%2bgqCUl2Cb41i4IsEgYzA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ErTi7RzHvR0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gossip-girl-just-set-them-off-full-video-1288830.html</guid></item><item><title>[S1E48]Lets Play: YoshiCookieZeus' Cookie Crisis Part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/s1e48-lets-play-yoshicookiezeus-cookie-crisis-part-2-1292517.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Well at least raocow is ehjoying my extreme pain and failure...oo ... lets play smw super mario world rom hack review YoshiCookieZeus Cookie Crisis Seriously what is it with all these popular LPers loving LPs eye am making recently &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CRSqYpphWn5jospT7KNAuA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Yrps4NvDRkI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/s1e48-lets-play-yoshicookiezeus-cookie-crisis-part-2-1292517.html</guid></item><item><title>A Seriously Evil Clone</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/a-seriously-evil-clone-1257543.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A really Evil clone in closet and yes my cheesy ass arnold schwarzenegger impression made it in this video LOL ... Evil Clone clone Arnold paranormal phenomena unexplained monsters beast demon monster punisher knife dagger underworld rise of the lycans &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=V3Tz8h7Cc3VEUYQSYXwQDw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/r_KMIwUKP0Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/a-seriously-evil-clone-1257543.html</guid></item><item><title>Hooker Prank Call (Seriously)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hooker-prank-call-seriously-1255943.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Paul calls up a REAL Hooker from NYC to ask a few questions and brings up one small problem... Before you ask, I'm not giving out her number lmao. This was during one of my live shows on BlogTV! If you want to watch live next time, please subscribe here: www.blogtv.com If you like this, you'll probably like my other prank calls! Click the links to watch them! - Planters Peanuts www.youtube.com - Random Number www.youtube.com - Lost And Found www.youtube.com - No Date For The Valentines Day ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rkMOIrfC9PmH3pUvJ1L4DQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8A8zbafYllA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hooker-prank-call-seriously-1255943.html</guid></item><item><title>Dan/Blair; Love Song Requiem</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dan-blair-love-song-requiem-1260770.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;------ #38 - Most Discussed (Today) - Film &amp;amp; Animation #55 - Most Viewed (Today) - Film &amp;amp; Animation - Sweden #7 - Top Favorited (Today) - Film &amp;amp; Animation #62 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Film &amp;amp; Animation #15 - Top Rated (Today) - Film &amp;amp; Animation #60 - Top Rated (This Week) - Film &amp;amp; Animation ... eff yousonyvegas forbeing apompous asshat of avideo editingprogram seriously youaresuch awhore onaside note here aresome normal tags dan humhrey blair waldorf dair gossip girl penn badgley ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rXlh0GjxMfMVy4eXeZcePQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FvVfSiUdmuQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dan-blair-love-song-requiem-1260770.html</guid></item><item><title>2 Seriously Burned In Meth Lab Explosion</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/2-seriously-burned-in-meth-lab-explosion-1249972.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Two men were flown to University Hospital with serious burns after a possible meth lab explosion Sunday morning, officials say,&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mtTrye4to%2fK6E7zjI1cYog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IJ2EH_-8GMM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/2-seriously-burned-in-meth-lab-explosion-1249972.html</guid></item><item><title>08/30/09 The Pissing Fox's Are Seriously Delicious ~ Irritated </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/08-30-09-the-pissing-fox-s-are-seriously-delicious-irritated-1238808.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A new day, a new rant. I am trying to be funny on day one but I fail epically. I start off with a topic I dream of every night... so here I go. Welcome to the pissing fox's www.youtube.com The picture was made by a hater - no wonder it's so good. also I don't even know what I am talking about. YOU ARE NOT LYING! ... The Insane Foxs Are Serious Buisness Aaron Cloud8745 Cloudouche Douchebag Archfiend WTF no sense &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wSWGuyKAuSDgnnE2dzB3Pg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3_Wf7riyNVg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/08-30-09-the-pissing-fox-s-are-seriously-delicious-irritated-1238808.html</guid></item><item><title>The $1 Adventure of Justin and Dana</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-1-adventure-of-justin-and-dana-1231067.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;it. Kelsey looks quite a bit like the real Dana, that's not a bad thing cause we're trying to look guy-ish and he, coincidentally is a guy. We're kinda stereotyping guys haha cause we just wanted to act like weirdos... Dude...quit reading this crap and watch the video man. Seriously dude. ... one dollar adventure justin dana stater brothers kelsey kelsie no ones boy hand sanitizer scary black guy anorexic transformer wow lemons pranks dude seriously man mission santitas hockey michael ...&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;aniston brad pitt miley cyrus anjolina jolie vanessa hudgens britney spears zac efron ellen... ... score football nfl boobs tits naked nude lesbians house the in car what funny hilarious baby dog webcam report hotforwords gross porn star jenna jameson paris hilton britney spears anjolina jolie heidi montag pratt katie holmes tom cruise brad pitt science evolution athiest athiesm god fake wow mmorpg world of warcraft battle south park avatar bride satan rock band heavy metal pop emo selfish ...&lt;/td&gt;
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