<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:23:22 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:23:22 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>DeeDees Dirty Plan - 12/01/09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/deedees-dirty-plan-12-01-09-1514515</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;DeeDee has an idea to finally break Mutt and Sandy up for good.  DeeDee has recruited Christine from Modelball to try to drive a wedge between Mutt and Sandy.  Will Mutt be able to avoid temptation?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=x7Z%2biKIWNpkmOBgUHFJeuA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:15:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/1514515_06c5bf8b-f03a-4300-b59e-301a153129b0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/deedees-dirty-plan-12-01-09-1514515</guid></item><item><title>SAVE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FOUNDATION</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/save-the-freedom-fighters-foundation-1514061</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/save-the-freedom-fighters-foundation-1514061"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1514061_7c47cbfa-15a9-4495-8e3e-8d98e1bd6c01_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="SAVE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FOUNDATION" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Wont you consider adopting a needy jihadist during this season of giving?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JOhg%2f7DzFMznjxtIBbLw1g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:11:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1514061_7c47cbfa-15a9-4495-8e3e-8d98e1bd6c01_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/save-the-freedom-fighters-foundation-1514061</guid></item><item><title>Hot Girls Seeking Gold Digger Unemployment</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hot-girls-seeking-gold-digger-unemployment-1513755</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hot-girls-seeking-gold-digger-unemployment-1513755"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1513755_5eb35603-66ac-469f-a439-f5b3bba8b4e4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Hot Girls Seeking Gold Digger Unemployment" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Many of the city’s wealthiest men have been forced to abandon their girl friends, mistresses and hos. http://socalglamourgirls.com/news for more naughty news from the hot bikini models at SoCal Glamour Girls. While prostitutes, mistresses and sugar babies can be expensive, someone else’s wife is often far more familiar with financial boundaries and martial economic stress. Join their sexy social network of hot bikini models.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2byI8QrxLp6Us9cWOjXzI4Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:12:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1513755_5eb35603-66ac-469f-a439-f5b3bba8b4e4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hot-girls-seeking-gold-digger-unemployment-1513755</guid></item><item><title>Awesome College Sex Fails</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/awesome-college-sex-fails-1512985</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/awesome-college-sex-fails-1512985"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1512985_e81ee51f-14ac-4282-8330-b10beadc95e1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Awesome College Sex Fails" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The 5 biggest sexual mistakes in college that hot chicks no longer regret. http://socalglamourgirls.com for more from these hot college girls and bikini newscasters!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4CdGtoQMI4nHfAQlvXfEeA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:10:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1512985_e81ee51f-14ac-4282-8330-b10beadc95e1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/awesome-college-sex-fails-1512985</guid></item><item><title>Topless Hottie on Bed of Roses</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/topless-hottie-on-bed-of-roses-1512979</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/topless-hottie-on-bed-of-roses-1512979"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1512979_33c93505-c16c-4b9d-983b-a4c5e0b3691d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Topless Hottie on Bed of Roses" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Meet Lola and watch her hot videos at http://socalglamourgirls.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rc%2funqqB7iaTWTzB%2fEApcg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:45:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1512979_33c93505-c16c-4b9d-983b-a4c5e0b3691d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/topless-hottie-on-bed-of-roses-1512979</guid></item><item><title>Man with the Golden Schlong</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/man-with-the-golden-schlong-1511672</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Have sex with the 2 richest girls in Hollywood! http://socalglamourgirls.com/news for more outrageous news from naughty news girls and bikini models! &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lccKtLZ05ReNyLIODot79A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:54:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1511672_94e404f8-9aa8-43fa-a66b-d8486d02b76a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/man-with-the-golden-schlong-1511672</guid></item><item><title>Diaper Dancer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/diaper-dancer-1511274</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/diaper-dancer-1511274"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1511274_001b9a7a-02f1-4cea-86e0-33a844efa7c2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Diaper Dancer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Fame awaits&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BTnLTUSr0TBG2fHSbhVvdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 05:48:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1511274_001b9a7a-02f1-4cea-86e0-33a844efa7c2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/diaper-dancer-1511274</guid></item><item><title>Re: Thanksgiving - INST MSGS</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/re-thanksgiving-inst-msgs-1510103</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/re-thanksgiving-inst-msgs-1510103"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510103_048d2482-e370-467c-9529-af786a258db5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Re: Thanksgiving - INST MSGS" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;re: Thanksgiving: Taken from a widely circulated email from a neurotic family member detailing precisely how the rest of the family should prepare for thanksgiving, right down to the size of the casserole dishes. The infamous Thanksgiving Letter email, circulated on several food blogs before exploding on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com is brought to life as we explore the psychological under pinnings behind a No Cocktail Sauce rule.Digital Date: Our favorite posted online personal ads brought to you as God intended...in the form of video personals from the early 90s. In this one we meet the Gamer who asks the profound universal question: Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UWp3jeXyB%2b6c6K1cJInt7w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:46:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510103_048d2482-e370-467c-9529-af786a258db5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/re-thanksgiving-inst-msgs-1510103</guid></item><item><title>Sex Amnesia In My Sorority</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sex-amnesia-in-my-sorority-1507613</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sex-amnesia-in-my-sorority-1507613"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507613_15ee068a-b930-4954-aee4-2d183c3896b9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Sex Amnesia In My Sorority" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sex Amnesia is common and usually occurs simultaneous with a significant change in blood flow caused by engaging in strenuous activity such as vigorous exercise or blowing three guys at the same time. Most victims repeat the same questions over and over again afterwards like “where am I?” or “why is my face so sticky?” For more naughty news videos from hot bikini models, join their sexy social network at http://socalglamourgirls.com where you can even video date them live on their sexy webcams. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=z66ywTEPTGc8YUsPRVzQ5A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:46:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507613_15ee068a-b930-4954-aee4-2d183c3896b9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sex-amnesia-in-my-sorority-1507613</guid></item><item><title>Guess Whos Back? - 11/24/09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/guess-whos-back-11-24-09-1507302</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/guess-whos-back-11-24-09-1507302"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507302_d09e8674-686c-486a-873b-df61044635b6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Guess Whos Back? - 11/24/09" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;DeeDee is back from New York and Sandy is catching her up on everything thats happened.  Turns out DeeDee isnt the only person who comes back to Sandy.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uKdTi7i9QHGMQdOnbr8rqQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:13:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507302_d09e8674-686c-486a-873b-df61044635b6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/guess-whos-back-11-24-09-1507302</guid></item><item><title>Preview of Palination - Governor!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/preview-of-palination-governor-1506835</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/preview-of-palination-governor-1506835"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506835_30673bc9-f9f4-401d-bda8-0bbff0ed33eb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Preview of Palination - Governor!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is an exclusive reading from President Sarah Palins upcoming autobiography, Palination - The Inside Story of Americas Greatest President, which is being released chapter-by-chapter starting on December 5, 2009.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JxugGzWnKAIBztzKICYHLA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:20:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506835_30673bc9-f9f4-401d-bda8-0bbff0ed33eb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/preview-of-palination-governor-1506835</guid></item><item><title>I'm On The List (I'm On A Boat Parody)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-m-on-the-list-i-m-on-a-boat-parody-1505543</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-m-on-the-list-i-m-on-a-boat-parody-1505543"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jjve3JTR5FY/default.jpg" alt="I'm On The List (I'm On A Boat Parody)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I'm On The List by DJBJ and T-Painburg.  Created for the smule/Nappy Boy I Am T-Pain contest.  Buy I AM TPAIN now! It's awesome.  www.iamtpain.com  BECOME A FAN ON FACEBOOK! http-//www.facebook.com/pages/Im-On-The-List/179565356551  **lyrics** *TPAIN* Shawtyy   *ALTERNATE T-PAINBURG AND DJBJ* keep your palms sweaty and keep scrolling down everybody on my space see whats on my desk but stay on that motherfuckin mouse this is craigslist, bitch  I'm on the list I'm on the list everyone is posting shit on that fucking craigslist im on the list im on the list take a good hard look at the the motherfucking list yea  *TPAINBURG* I'm on the list motherfucker take a look at me buying stuff that you never thought youd ever see table lamps, guitar stands, maybe a model fist im buying stuff cause im searching around craigslist  *DJBJ* type in what you want, press the enter key youll be amazed at all the shit that you will see i bought some fish sticks, and a ball of twine im saving money, you at walmart standing in the l&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fnUmI8%2f6urmLCWGxBi2YOw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:28:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jjve3JTR5FY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-m-on-the-list-i-m-on-a-boat-parody-1505543</guid></item><item><title>New Home Predator</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/new-home-predator-1505458</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/new-home-predator-1505458"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505458_c9748a1a-3326-4ff6-9dd3-cea6fa5dfd3d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="New Home Predator" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Looking for a new home? Dont be fooled into using one of those questionable services out there, or what happens in this video could happen to you.GOAL: Create a comedy short for New Home Guide to promote their services at an annual industry trade showCASTJared: Mark DavisChris Hansen: Mark DavisNew home victim: ChrisOffice friend 1: LukeOffice friend 2: Sam NuttmannPRODUCTION CREWWriter / Producer: Mark DavisDirector / DP / Editor: Sam NuttmannSoundtrack: Sam Nuttmann MORE INFOhttp://www.session7media.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tvOit6QL1JwQpPAYDHghDg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:50:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505458_c9748a1a-3326-4ff6-9dd3-cea6fa5dfd3d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/new-home-predator-1505458</guid></item><item><title>Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/onion-news-network/boy-finds-own-real-life-et-1504264.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/onion-news-network/boy-finds-own-real-life-et-1504264.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/777/50016777/127975_512x288_generated.jpg" alt="Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ooi9V0NNd1v1qeR8FWWLBQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:00:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/777/50016777/127975_512x288_generated.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/onion-news-network/boy-finds-own-real-life-et-1504264.html</guid></item><item><title>Missed Connections &amp;amp; Secret Tweets - INST MSGS</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/missed-connections-secret-tweets-inst-msgs-1502892</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/missed-connections-secret-tweets-inst-msgs-1502892"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502892_3f428369-3d11-44f5-b68a-26b9e97db12c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Missed Connections &amp; Secret Tweets - INST MSGS" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;MISSED CONNECTION: Missed Connections finally get their due...staged dramatization in the style of a Shakespearean tragedy. SECRET TWEET: Anonymous secrets submitted as tweets to SecretTweet.com come to life as we imagine what strange and lost souls are behind these little existential dilemmas.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=N%2fxZK%2b%2fcws8LjzNAXEMzdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:38:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502892_3f428369-3d11-44f5-b68a-26b9e97db12c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/missed-connections-secret-tweets-inst-msgs-1502892</guid></item><item><title>Sister vs. Sister - 11/18/09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sister-vs-sister-11-18-09-1501165</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sister-vs-sister-11-18-09-1501165"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501165_efc8aea2-91d0-40ea-adf0-5e5ec4e1d29a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Sister vs. Sister - 11/18/09" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Ashley and Brittney are still at odds with each other, and now Doug is upset because Brittney wants Kevin instead of him.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ni9B7siR%2bJUYmVbZ7b6iRQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:40:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501165_efc8aea2-91d0-40ea-adf0-5e5ec4e1d29a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sister-vs-sister-11-18-09-1501165</guid></item><item><title>Girlfriends by the Pool - 11/17/09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girlfriends-by-the-pool-11-17-09-1499794</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girlfriends-by-the-pool-11-17-09-1499794"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499794_b5498504-f59f-44e7-819a-31d5aae69604_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Girlfriends by the Pool - 11/17/09" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sandy and Melanie finally have a talk about Mutt and it might change things between Mutt and Sandy forever.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b7z9jP81E5smHRosJs0kHg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:08:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499794_b5498504-f59f-44e7-819a-31d5aae69604_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girlfriends-by-the-pool-11-17-09-1499794</guid></item><item><title>Preview of Palination - That Putin Sure is a Jerk!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/preview-of-palination-that-putin-sure-is-a-jerk-1498726</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/preview-of-palination-that-putin-sure-is-a-jerk-1498726"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1498726_62c53bdf-9324-43b5-9f3c-01bc5a31bf89_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Preview of Palination - That Putin Sure is a Jerk!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is an exclusive reading from President Sarah Palins upcoming autobiography, Palination - The Inside Story of Americas Greatest President, which is being released chapter-by-chapter starting on December 5, 2009.This excerpt is from chapter 7, That Putin Sure is a Jerk!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DgUCcvS9JtU0ucz2scTzIA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:40:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1498726_62c53bdf-9324-43b5-9f3c-01bc5a31bf89_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/preview-of-palination-that-putin-sure-is-a-jerk-1498726</guid></item><item><title>PSA: Stop Clam Jamming! SuperNews!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/psa-stop-clam-jamming-supernews-1511795</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/psa-stop-clam-jamming-supernews-1511795"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4gGGl9S5dD8/default.jpg" alt="PSA: Stop Clam Jamming! SuperNews!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Ladies, are you tired of other women moving in on your men? Then you should probably pay close attention to Meghan as she narrates this PSA warning women of the pitfalls of Clam-Jamming. From: SuperNews! An animated sketch comedy series airing on Current TV. Watch more SuperNews! on Current TV Thursdays 11/10c So set your DVRs and TIVOs. Like... now. Follow us on twitter: @super_josh For more SuperNews! go to www.current.com/supernews ... supernews super news current tv cartoon animation ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BCXlyklFXlsKJvlwXbBKSQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4gGGl9S5dD8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/psa-stop-clam-jamming-supernews-1511795</guid></item><item><title>Attention Prospective Well That's Just Great Advertisers (with </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/attention-prospective-well-that-s-just-great-advertisers-with-1498005</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/attention-prospective-well-that-s-just-great-advertisers-with-1498005"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rEZxGqs-c7s/default.jpg" alt="Attention Prospective Well That's Just Great Advertisers (with " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;So, you are considering advertising on the internet, and specifically on wellthatsjustgreat.tumbr.com! That is a very good idea! Here is a little encouragement and some advertising history. Satire including some NSFW language. (now with music) ... satire advertising tumblr silly funny humor slogan ad snarky snark advice well thats just great sarcasm anthony giffen tumblarity marketing editing rough drafts final drafts comedy &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XWaO6%2fXX8yTzrBYIsDrLtQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rEZxGqs-c7s/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/attention-prospective-well-that-s-just-great-advertisers-with-1498005</guid></item><item><title>Attention Prospective Well That's Just Great Advertisers</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/attention-prospective-well-that-s-just-great-advertisers-1497365</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/attention-prospective-well-that-s-just-great-advertisers-1497365"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MssNoZ31MS4/default.jpg" alt="Attention Prospective Well That's Just Great Advertisers" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;So, you are considering advertising on the internet, and specifically on wellthatsjustgreat,tumbr.com! That is a very good idea! Here is a little encouragement and some advertising history. Satire including some NSFW language. ... satire advertising tumblr silly funny humor slogan ad snarky snark advice well thats just great sarcasm anthony giffen tumblarity marketing editing rough drafts final drafts comedy &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0HrAgrnXA8AK13rFqGmTrg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MssNoZ31MS4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/attention-prospective-well-that-s-just-great-advertisers-1497365</guid></item><item><title>Uncle Sam &amp;amp; Lady Liberty On Immigration: SuperNews!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/uncle-sam-lady-liberty-on-immigration-supernews-1497426</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/uncle-sam-lady-liberty-on-immigration-supernews-1497426"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U1FNWYlMCxo/default.jpg" alt="Uncle Sam &amp; Lady Liberty On Immigration: SuperNews!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;At the Arizona/Mexico border, Uncle Sam keeps a vigilant look-out for border-hopping illegals. Liberty points out that she too is an immigrant, and proves it by reverting to her French roots: nude sun-bathing. ... supernews super news current tv cartoon animation sketch comedy series satire politics pop culture season two parody josh faure-brac uncle sam lady liberty illegal immigration immigrants paris nudity boobs topless border crossing trip mexico usa &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=p8yAY42p%2fP3vCKehhieqaw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U1FNWYlMCxo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/uncle-sam-lady-liberty-on-immigration-supernews-1497426</guid></item><item><title>The Genies Wish - 11/11/2009</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-genies-wish-11-11-2009-1492455</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-genies-wish-11-11-2009-1492455"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492455_0caca97d-f548-4fc6-a524-3dc26a9c34fe_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Genies Wish - 11/11/2009" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Doug is on a date with Ashleys sister, Brittney. But Ashley decides to crash it and grant Doug his every wish.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zmMpfJDNXYR4Nu63fSaygw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:56:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492455_0caca97d-f548-4fc6-a524-3dc26a9c34fe_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-genies-wish-11-11-2009-1492455</guid></item><item><title>My Women and Dictionary for Decoding Womens Personal Ads - ...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/my-women-and-dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads-1492315</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/my-women-and-dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads-1492315"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492315_89b847e0-4082-4a04-9b48-5aa8a1d67da4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="My Women and Dictionary for Decoding Womens Personal Ads - ..." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;MY WOMEN: A crass, crude but at times poignant Craigslist ode to love and exs. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING: Based on a Craigslist rant: Harry the puppet teaches you how to read between the lines of an online personals ad.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qgmzZeCiHnvtCNUUlw%2f3uQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:06:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492315_89b847e0-4082-4a04-9b48-5aa8a1d67da4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/my-women-and-dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads-1492315</guid></item><item><title>Secret Blind Date - 11/10/09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/secret-blind-date-11-10-09-1491088</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/secret-blind-date-11-10-09-1491088"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491088_19721ee5-f167-4658-aa51-594a7cbab2bf_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Secret Blind Date - 11/10/09" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;While Mutt and Melanie are preparing a melon lunch, Sandy has some big news about a mysterious blind date with a stranger.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=l4yJX%2bHG7lycWdzeUnQKgQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:40:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491088_19721ee5-f167-4658-aa51-594a7cbab2bf_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/secret-blind-date-11-10-09-1491088</guid></item><item><title>Secret Blind Date - 11/10/09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/secret-blind-date-11-10-09-1491049</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/secret-blind-date-11-10-09-1491049"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491049_75c5c28a-ba56-4801-bda0-b9791c3d7328_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Secret Blind Date - 11/10/09" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;While Mutt and Melanie are preparing a melon lunch, Sandy has some big news about a mysterious blind date with a stranger.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8W8vT9Z6fzDffEmF3j6dMA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:36:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491049_75c5c28a-ba56-4801-bda0-b9791c3d7328_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/secret-blind-date-11-10-09-1491049</guid></item><item><title>Guitar Hero Makes Nirvana Fans Want to Kill Themselves</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/guitar-hero-makes-nirvana-fans-want-to-kill-themselves-1490462</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/guitar-hero-makes-nirvana-fans-want-to-kill-themselves-1490462"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8dpAfzVF_KI/default.jpg" alt="Guitar Hero Makes Nirvana Fans Want to Kill Themselves" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Nirvanas fans are upset at the bands new Guitar Hero game, especially because of the Avatar of the lead singer. socalglamourgirls.com for more bikini model news, video game updates and hot bikini photo shoots! Get the latest goofy, sexy news about video games, sex and other fun stuff. Video date the sexy news girls live! ... Nirvana guitar hero cobain love activision satire sexy avatar webcam models funny girls news bikini &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7d2wST7Pp97mwRQdqMzJxA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8dpAfzVF_KI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/guitar-hero-makes-nirvana-fans-want-to-kill-themselves-1490462</guid></item><item><title>Ford Unveils New Car for Cash-Strapped Buyers: the 1993 Taurus</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/onion-news-network/ford-unveils-new-car-for-cash-strapped-buyers-the-1993-taurus-1486079.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/onion-news-network/ford-unveils-new-car-for-cash-strapped-buyers-the-1993-taurus-1486079.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/575/50013575/124165_512x288_generated.jpg" alt="Ford Unveils New Car for Cash-Strapped Buyers: the 1993 Taurus" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cRd8duW%2fjENkZ33C9nWOdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:00:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/575/50013575/124165_512x288_generated.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/onion-news-network/ford-unveils-new-car-for-cash-strapped-buyers-the-1993-taurus-1486079.html</guid></item><item><title>Vamplog...carts</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/vamplog-carts-1484066.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/vamplog-carts-1484066.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1484066_0daa2f2f-e1a7-4c2d-8eae-e1976fd9272d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Vamplog...carts" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Electricity sucks, but so do ihttp://www.viciousconcepts.com/vamplog/starring, creator:http://www.terrijfreedman.com/head-writer, creator:http://www.davidaugust.com/&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dTtm7uwE0m5DBu2NaoBEPA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:25:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1484066_0daa2f2f-e1a7-4c2d-8eae-e1976fd9272d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/vamplog-carts-1484066.html</guid></item><item><title>Vamplog...night at the club</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/vamplog-night-at-the-club-1483868.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/vamplog-night-at-the-club-1483868.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1483868_e0c00856-07a3-4234-a471-9601f2bb0a07_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Vamplog...night at the club" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;relationships suck, but so do ihttp://www.viciousconcepts.com/vamplog/starring, creator:http://www.terrijfreedman.com/head-writer, creator:http://www.davidaugust.com/&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OkdPCZhXobQx1q2cF8zvjw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:21:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1483868_e0c00856-07a3-4234-a471-9601f2bb0a07_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/vamplog-night-at-the-club-1483868.html</guid></item></channel></rss>