<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:21:43 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:21:43 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats Book - You are getting sleepy  </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/why-dogs-are-better-than-cats-book-you-are-getting-sleepy-1495669</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A wonderful pro dog, not anti cat book Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats is a collection of amusing, poignant animal photos and inspirational text designed to champion the many exceptional virtues unique todogs and lift spirits.What are these unique attributes that make canine companions superiorto their feline fiends?Dogs are social. Cats are sociopaths.Dogs match up to people. People must match up to cats.Dogs teach us patience. Cats test our patience.Dogs give and give. Cats are the gift that keeps on grifting.The bottom line is this: Dogs want love. Cats want fish.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dQyfyE7JOYaJcLm0Y29utA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:55:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1495669_fd2279ce-5168-446d-b788-6f9f0625aea0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/why-dogs-are-better-than-cats-book-you-are-getting-sleepy-1495669</guid></item><item><title>2 Strange Girls</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2-strange-girls-1488632</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;2 strange girls do things that make absolutely no sense at all.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mJL0vUXSGqn92ezXKAfBEw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:57:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1488632_25413773-371e-464c-aff5-a2404b68f141_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2-strange-girls-1488632</guid></item><item><title>Funny Movie Quotes Pass the Popcorn.31</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/funny-movie-quotes-pass-the-popcorn-31-1456548.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Neil quotes movies like its his profession. Maybe movie trivia IS his profession! If you think you can keep up, guess his movies and go to www.guessthemovies.com and join our movie trivia community!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UEigiwRlKu5zrt0q9rFX1g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 08:03:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1456548_f4205a1f-de7f-44be-b25a-a5d08e00e6c3_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/funny-movie-quotes-pass-the-popcorn-31-1456548.html</guid></item><item><title>Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Ambugaton</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/sleepytime-gorilla-museum-ambugaton-1442363.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;really the only lyrics in the entire song, but lyric writing credits are still given :/ ) Lyrics: Hank Williams Music: David Shamrock * Carla Kihlstedt Electric Violin, Percussion Guitar,[4] Autoharp, Pump Organ, Voice * Dan Rathbun Bass Guitar, Slide-piano Log, Pedal-action Wiggler, Thing, Autoharp, Voice * David Shamrock Drums, Piano * Frank Grau Drums on The Stain * Moe! Staiano Percussion, Metal, Pressure-cap Marimba, Spring, Spring-nail Guitar, Popping Turtle, Food Containers, ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=i4Qbfbo66CWqMbzoqVBJcA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4QvVTnhp_2o/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/sleepytime-gorilla-museum-ambugaton-1442363.html</guid></item><item><title>Ridiculous MPC 1000 blippy boopy baby shit</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/ridiculous-mpc-1000-blippy-boopy-baby-shit-1428398.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;i got a cat and a little head of lettuce doll thing. and a ski mask. ... mpc 1000 ridiculous hip hop electronic music indie john gotti sleepy hollow tarrytown big ups greek salads fresh kicks &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IXGyEbs2%2bFyUxZykrdnkwQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MWm5rP_HODc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/ridiculous-mpc-1000-blippy-boopy-baby-shit-1428398.html</guid></item><item><title>drunk cat </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/drunk-cat-1381293.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;cat on some heavy drugs after a trip to the vet just trying to make its way to the garage&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Now I've decided that I'm just gonna do these a few times a day perhaps and it may or may not have anything to do with anything specific... so come back and check in with me later... ... Cute Girl Boobies Big Blue Eyes Sillyness Happy Morning Pillow Bed Sleepy &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;funny sleepy head&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... katy perry lions footage hot girl arrested cops play wii bowling taser philip defranco sxephil &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7rE8xNvryUeO6BEwPBQ5Ng%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/49Cb56qRU3Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-katy-perry-luckiest-job-ever-and-drunk-lions-fans-1355644.html</guid></item><item><title>Warfare</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/warfare-1344259.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Episode 1 The Battle for Kamar The US are holed up on a hill while the Insurgents try to take the hill. Who will win? ... Insurgency &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bbwvv9DvZNkp6DIBKbjZkQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mThUsCI9Rqg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/warfare-1344259.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: DOG VS CAT!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-dog-vs-cat-1334459.html</link><description>
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mlw%2bHlU6YKMPOStvcIdYxw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/k8ck9HgZg-E/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-dog-vs-cat-1334459.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: N00b Boyfriend</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-n00b-boyfriend-1334640.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... 1337 leet speak n00b noob World of Warcraft pwn pwnage flame war epic fail Halo &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vVrYTl22ZUTHarMOJIl%2bqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-Y3Pu7jnmP4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-n00b-boyfriend-1334640.html</guid></item><item><title>GET BAND LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/get-band-leader-1337773.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;well i started recrding after we started chasing him ok the toons were: sleepy fireball dusty brookie trixie sparkleswirl flamepaw band leader sweet boy uber something princess something spinner princess bubbles tom banjo me and i think thats all.... idk ... toontown get band leader !!!!!!! popcorn sleepy fireball dusty and alot of other ppl &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=s2UQuxCMLGBzgR%2fhqtWaHA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NSh0gdr89sM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/get-band-leader-1337773.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: 1 - 800 - Vaseline (BLOOPERS AT THE END)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-1-800-vaseline-bloopers-at-the-end-1330984.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... 800 vaseline chapped lips comment rate subscribe funny bloopers malachiaetv hilarious comedy kanye west taylor swift Kim Kardashian popular news web series &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=c0KMnQ%2fZQhd0rliVMB6FEw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1qAa3SDSJ28/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-kanye-west-on-suicide-watch-and-obama-calls-him-a-jackass-1322521.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Circus</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-circus-1324873.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... fatboygetdown fat boy get down imsojohn im so john body beautiful ghetto cats lesbians lindsay lohan hilarious improv sketch animals just jb shanedawsontv johnnyboyxo chris crocker shane dawson fred amazing atheist britney spears circus &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pY944kPe4B0vO3t%2b7ZKRvg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qsz97v2rQzk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-circus-1324873.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Elmo Prank Call</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-elmo-prank-call-1317201.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-elmo-prank-call-1317201.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3AWFV8uT5-8/default.jpg" alt="Re: Elmo Prank Call" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=89ZkA%2fFVVvdiljFRXBHwjw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3AWFV8uT5-8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-elmo-prank-call-1317201.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Kid Breaks His Head Open</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-kid-breaks-his-head-open-1312920.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-kid-breaks-his-head-open-1312920.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fByFjIaWsnE/default.jpg" alt="Re: Kid Breaks His Head Open" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... Skating break bone head crash fall faceplant hospital died dead fail &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=254%2fHPhnwqKqllw3xsbB0Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fByFjIaWsnE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-kid-breaks-his-head-open-1312920.html</guid></item><item><title>snowmobile scemes from 08/09 season</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/snowmobile-scemes-from-08-09-season-1300696.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/snowmobile-scemes-from-08-09-season-1300696.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w_VxkxgA2MM/default.jpg" alt="snowmobile scemes from 08/09 season" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;break downs and good times from 08-09&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=h7HkY%2bu1%2fwLg3WPqxOzLlg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w_VxkxgA2MM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/snowmobile-scemes-from-08-09-season-1300696.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Web cam girl</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-web-cam-girl-1304239.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-web-cam-girl-1304239.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/53FYvLEa38w/default.jpg" alt="Re: Web cam girl" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=r1t2lqX081PpDRNnRwzXMg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/53FYvLEa38w/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-web-cam-girl-1304239.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Shawne Merriman Arrested For Choking Tila Tequila</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-shawne-merriman-arrested-for-choking-tila-tequila-1296779.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-shawne-merriman-arrested-for-choking-tila-tequila-1296779.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xgfMuJ3SgF8/default.jpg" alt="Re: Shawne Merriman Arrested For Choking Tila Tequila" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b%2bhQjc01scEW%2bm3av4D%2bxw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xgfMuJ3SgF8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-shawne-merriman-arrested-for-choking-tila-tequila-1296779.html</guid></item><item><title>Vote for The Bubbles to play ACL (EP 5 So Sleepy!)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/vote-for-the-bubbles-to-play-acl-ep-5-so-sleepy-1291960.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/vote-for-the-bubbles-to-play-acl-ep-5-so-sleepy-1291960.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wIrB0L1T_0A/default.jpg" alt="Vote for The Bubbles to play ACL (EP 5 So Sleepy!)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Keep on a votin' delllounge.com ... The Bubbles ACL 09 Austin City Limits 2009 Sound and the jury Chris Balcom William Glosup Jimmy W Wildcat Seth Gibbs Weston Young Cute Boys Kitty Cats Meow Bum Fights Bar Fights Fat Kid Falls Down &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5xEC2ASfTAbxkfx8QhWS%2bw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wIrB0L1T_0A/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/vote-for-the-bubbles-to-play-acl-ep-5-so-sleepy-1291960.html</guid></item><item><title>hermaphrodite and drunk girls - passion pit.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hermaphrodite-and-drunk-girls-passion-pit-1253450.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hermaphrodite-and-drunk-girls-passion-pit-1253450.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8glesSy-vII/default.jpg" alt="hermaphrodite and drunk girls - passion pit." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;trying to guess why this got views. ;) watch it in HD, full screen, because its bloody good. we weren't actually drunk, but its a good excuse. subscribe, rate, favourite, comment! ;D -biguptokyobumfun.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4K21WySknoMLNzLOpph5mw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8glesSy-vII/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hermaphrodite-and-drunk-girls-passion-pit-1253450.html</guid></item><item><title>The Legend of Zelda Abridged series Episode 2.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-legend-of-zelda-abridged-series-episode-2-1239880.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-legend-of-zelda-abridged-series-episode-2-1239880.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3RqXjrE_HQg/default.jpg" alt="The Legend of Zelda Abridged series Episode 2." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In today's Episode Link Sleeps for two days, meets a Hyperactive Scarecrow, and learn how to shoot snot through his mouth, and Fairy BOOBIES! XD Voice acting done by me. Clips found on random speedrun sites. ... Zelda majora's Mask. The legend of Zelda. Abridged. Legend Majora's Mask Abridged Episode two. 2. Hyperactive Scarecrow Long Granny stories make link sleepy. Snot spitten. Spitting. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xaGGjYSG4Nbx72muGWbNUg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3RqXjrE_HQg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-legend-of-zelda-abridged-series-episode-2-1239880.html</guid></item><item><title>Slowhands, Big Gilson &amp;amp; Ugo Perrota - Sleepy Time Time</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/slowhands-big-gilson-ugo-perrota-sleepy-time-time-1427889.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/slowhands-big-gilson-ugo-perrota-sleepy-time-time-1427889.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ok_Ul38qvtw/default.jpg" alt="Slowhands, Big Gilson &amp; Ugo Perrota - Sleepy Time Time" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Banda SLOWHANDS e convidados, tocando no Tributo a Eric Clapton 2009, na Banca do Blues. SLOWHANDS Guitarra e voz: Phil Wiermann Guitarra e voz: Rafael Rocha Baixo e voz: Diego Rebello Bateria: Thiago Alves Convidados: Big Gilson (guitarra e voz) e Ugo Perrota (baixo e backing vocals) ... eric clapton slowhands blues rock sleepy time banca do big gilson ugo perrota &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Z91ccsLxk4xJTG93PmplsA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ok_Ul38qvtw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/slowhands-big-gilson-ugo-perrota-sleepy-time-time-1427889.html</guid></item><item><title>Brea Grant - Sleepy Head (One Picture Contest)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/brea-grant-sleepy-head-one-picture-contest-1232630.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/brea-grant-sleepy-head-one-picture-contest-1232630.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WisVM2u-V-c/default.jpg" alt="Brea Grant - Sleepy Head (One Picture Contest)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I wanted to make to Videos, One from Sony Vegas and one from WMM I made both with two of my fave heroes stars. First is Daphne (Brea Grant) Second is of Elle (Kristen Bell) This is for the one Picture Contest Artist: Passion Pit Song: Sleephead ... Elle Heroes Sleepyhead Kristen Bell Brea Grant Passion Pit Daphne One Picture Contest &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uVhVZ9tH2Vg4r9UrzJ1tlA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WisVM2u-V-c/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/brea-grant-sleepy-head-one-picture-contest-1232630.html</guid></item><item><title>MSMV Hot 'N Cold</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/msmv-hot-n-cold-1225006.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/msmv-hot-n-cold-1225006.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rroa2pB_7YY/default.jpg" alt="MSMV Hot 'N Cold" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I was done early so here it is finally! This is my first music video, constructive criticism accepted, rude comments will be deleted. MapleStory Copyright By Nexon 2005-2009. Katy Perry Hot 'N Cold Copyright 2008. ... Katy perry hot 'n cold chado21 elvamelee MSMV maplestory nexon wizet music video katyperry maple story henesys mushroom shrine orbis cash shop sleepywood cashshop &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SI2EZ5xXUwe0JDL48RJp4Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rroa2pB_7YY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/msmv-hot-n-cold-1225006.html</guid></item><item><title>HOA#36  CATS-A-POPPIN'!  chair fight shimmy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/hoa-36-cats-a-poppin-chair-fight-shimmy-1199378.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/hoa-36-cats-a-poppin-chair-fight-shimmy-1199378.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UgnfTXr68Eo/default.jpg" alt="HOA#36  CATS-A-POPPIN'!  chair fight shimmy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;CATS-A-POPPIN! Dear Aunt Leslie, Fur film fans recently got a double treat from the House of Allen when the studio released two new videos starring studio regulars Corny and Jazzy. Pt. 1 finds the dynamic duo tussling already in progress, with Corny taking the high ground on the comfy chair and Jazzy defending his realm from behind the scratching post. NOTE- sharp eyed viewers will recognize the set from the notorious Jazzy Tape but the carpeted post has moved to a new location! Anyhow ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gthTlvszJVG%2bhWB%2bidmR9g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UgnfTXr68Eo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/hoa-36-cats-a-poppin-chair-fight-shimmy-1199378.html</guid></item><item><title>sleepy cabbie</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sleepy-cabbie-1047634.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sleepy-cabbie-1047634.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1047634_a513f6c7-dd86-462d-bac5-b775ae8207b2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="sleepy cabbie" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;funny and wierd&lt;/td&gt;
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