<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:34:56 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:34:56 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Clown Smacks Her Head While Dancing</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/clown-smacks-her-head-while-dancing-1382552.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A girl gets a little too into her dance and smacks the tv with her face.  But the clown mask...?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=p8dQw%2fnj3Ry%2bISWZLaxJvw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:39:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1382552_feda9907-e079-44b9-b454-ecbc128a4a23_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/clown-smacks-her-head-while-dancing-1382552.html</guid></item><item><title>kid smacks his head against closet caught on tape!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kid-smacks-his-head-against-closet-caught-on-tape-1362230.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;hey its kingboomber's lil' bro again, so i put up the secret camera and filmed my bro hoping he would do something stupid, and guess what? he did&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gt1HOfhUexDa0Sn3pNDBug%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UKdeofbltxM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kid-smacks-his-head-against-closet-caught-on-tape-1362230.html</guid></item><item><title>Johnny Sabo smacks hard off Seldon's Creek</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/johnny-sabo-smacks-hard-off-seldon-s-creek-1355969.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Sabo tries a front flip off the Seldon Creek cliffs and over rotates. ... faceplant films seldons creek chris oneal john sabo images connecticut cliff jumping boat &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0SUeoEe7ckL5Mp70OVpeqA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mOVs-uEudec/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/johnny-sabo-smacks-hard-off-seldon-s-creek-1355969.html</guid></item><item><title>Bulldog Smacks Head On Floor</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/bulldog-smacks-head-on-floor.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/bulldog-smacks-head-on-floor.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/bulldog-smacks-head-on-floor.jpg" alt="Bulldog Smacks Head On Floor" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This nine month old bulldog jumps in the air, does half a backflip, and ends up smacking his head hard on the concrete floor.  The impact sounds very painful but the tough little guy hardly misses a beat.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=v%2fx%2bYlm3qME25j1MSzWOag%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:21:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/bulldog-smacks-head-on-floor.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/bulldog-smacks-head-on-floor.html</guid></item><item><title>Taylor Swift Smacks Kanye West Backstage after DISS</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/taylor-swift-smacks-kanye-west-backstage-after-diss-1321931.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/taylor-swift-smacks-kanye-west-backstage-after-diss-1321931.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6MM4antT1Ao/default.jpg" alt="Taylor Swift Smacks Kanye West Backstage after DISS" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Kanye West Interrupts Taylor Swift's Big VMA Win and lost his mind! Kanye's West's Backstage Meltdown After 2009 VMA's but my opinion is WHO CARES lmao KANYE DISSED TAYLOR SWIFT Big VMA Win&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sxGk9Q8n0CoNqLZgy2faeg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6MM4antT1Ao/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/taylor-swift-smacks-kanye-west-backstage-after-diss-1321931.html</guid></item><item><title>Aiden Smacks Daddy in the face with a ball</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/aiden-smacks-daddy-in-the-face-with-a-ball-1310122.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;My son, aiden, threw a ball and hit his dad in the face ... baby ball face dad funny haha lol prank viral vid video throw smack hit scare babies kid toddler &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=HAE212A1bOd0WCt%2bZXVcfA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rkRgJbpk1Qs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/aiden-smacks-daddy-in-the-face-with-a-ball-1310122.html</guid></item><item><title>Slip and slide FAIL</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/slip-and-slide-fail-1249926.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/slip-and-slide-fail-1249926.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u38L9Cvk1ZA/default.jpg" alt="Slip and slide FAIL" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;At the end of the video his feet come out from under him,on the way back he cracks his head on a hanging flower holder&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nDOlBh1c0k9K2ed6CO7cxA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u38L9Cvk1ZA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/slip-and-slide-fail-1249926.html</guid></item><item><title>PBR Aug 29 09 Brock Smacks Some Ubers</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pbr-aug-29-09-brock-smacks-some-ubers-1241095.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;figure out Arceus' type, or that Croagunk takes down 2 Ubers. At first I thought Arceus was Ghost type until Fake Out hit, then I thought it was Poison type, then Earthquake wasn't super-effective, so then I thought it was Psychic. Then Sucker Punch wasn't super-effective. It had to be Dragon type then to make sense, but jeez it took me long enough to figure it out. Please rate or comment! :) I used: Croagunk, Steelix, and Ludicolo. My opponent used: Arceus, Blastoise, and Kyogre. ... Pokemon ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2f8G9CWh25Qrk0%2fv%2bQ%2bJ17Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jKxdvxHV3d0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pbr-aug-29-09-brock-smacks-some-ubers-1241095.html</guid></item><item><title>john smacks derek (funny)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/john-smacks-derek-funny-1169235.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;john smacking boobies ... john smacking boobies &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sJdlDOXGg9c5junnsSWTUw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1Taweku2OyM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/john-smacks-derek-funny-1169235.html</guid></item><item><title>Battle Creek - Cereal City</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/battle-creek-cereal-city-753824.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/battle-creek-cereal-city-753824.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/753824_e4ec0aba-51c8-4a6b-888f-d2181c2683bc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Battle Creek - Cereal City" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Steve Hofstetter goes a little nuts while performing in the breakfast cereal capital of the world.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=RQ4JNo70DSkZuebB5y%2bOvg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:18:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/753824_e4ec0aba-51c8-4a6b-888f-d2181c2683bc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/battle-creek-cereal-city-753824.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunk Gymnastic Smacks</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/drunk-gymnastic-smacks-745743.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/drunk-gymnastic-smacks-745743.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/745743_0b79ff89-9617-46d7-9bf5-c2627738df17_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunk Gymnastic Smacks" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;More of us doing smacks drunk on the gym floor.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cQa0qf7SplQpRe5r57hhDg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:04:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/745743_0b79ff89-9617-46d7-9bf5-c2627738df17_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/drunk-gymnastic-smacks-745743.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunk Gymnastic Smacks</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/drunk-gymnastic-smacks-745741.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/drunk-gymnastic-smacks-745741.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/745741_ea295122-f3a2-4a67-b3a7-a122f8279f90_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunk Gymnastic Smacks" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Doing flips wasted and face planting!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fGaPFPjSklwbJFw3cWtA6w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:59:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/745741_ea295122-f3a2-4a67-b3a7-a122f8279f90_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/drunk-gymnastic-smacks-745741.html</guid></item><item><title>Rick Ankiel smacks into wall</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/rick-ankiel-smacks-into-wall-718528.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/rick-ankiel-smacks-into-wall-718528.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/718528_7f408729-0ade-41ce-8e70-51a9d3628cbc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Rick Ankiel smacks into wall" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Rick Ankiel smacks into wall&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yGTyXiebgD7DxUtBycrPlQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 22:46:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/718528_7f408729-0ade-41ce-8e70-51a9d3628cbc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/rick-ankiel-smacks-into-wall-718528.html</guid></item><item><title>2009 REALITY CATFIGHTS: PRE SHOW</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/2009-reality-catfights-pre-show-1218262.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Thought 08 was CRAZY!!!! Well get ready for 09 everyone. The drama is 10times as CRAZY as 08!!! Hold on to your saddles and go for a ride!!!!! ... THE BAD GIRLS CLUB AMBER VS WORLDROCK OF LOVE BUS BRET MICHAELS KEEPING UP WITH KARDASHIANS KIM KARDASHIAN MONEY FOR RAY JAY CHARM SCHOOL SHARON OSBOURNE REAL HOUSEWIVES NEW YORK CATFIGHTS FIGHTS REALITY GIRL BITCH SLUTS PUNCHES WORLD ROAD RULES CHALLENGE SLAPS SMACKS HITS &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=h%2fw2tFXePq1LLz0e70iB2g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dMZgndQ7LZg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/2009-reality-catfights-pre-show-1218262.html</guid></item><item><title>skier smacks nuts on rail</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/skier-bails-670151.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/skier-bails-670151.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/670151_b6d80dbf-c4ef-4867-b2de-cf40d744f1c2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="skier smacks nuts on rail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;skier bails on rail&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cr3u7mz5OLpku9r1R9UvFw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:11:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/670151_b6d80dbf-c4ef-4867-b2de-cf40d744f1c2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/skier-bails-670151.html</guid></item><item><title>Skier smacks head hard</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Skier-smacks-head-669203.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Skier-smacks-head-669203.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/669203_f368b8f4-a32a-4c59-ac6b-118cee072090_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Skier smacks head hard" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Skier smacks head in stairs&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WjCOSMdw5lNRt%2bv5ouzguw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:28:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/669203_f368b8f4-a32a-4c59-ac6b-118cee072090_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Skier-smacks-head-669203.html</guid></item><item><title>Blue Print 3 Jay-Z Reacts To Clown Chris Brown bin Ladens Alter</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/blue-print-3-jay-z-reacts-to-clown-chris-brown-bin-ladens-alter-1295451.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;help, to emerging a better person. Chris Brown spent time in Clark County Vegas cooling off. Chris Brown is accused of attacking Rihanna in his car following a pre-Grammys party, leaving her with horrific injuries including a split lip, bloody nose and facial bruising. A QUICK HISTORY: GET THE STORY 1. Warning Signs 2. He Blew Off Steam With Rihanna Look-Alike 3. Her Injuries 4. The Aftermath 5. The Apology 6. A Fatal Attraction 7. Past Violence But no one is talking about the damage to ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nJtzmR3o%2fdR%2blYWSnw%2fl7A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/omEHF5xnX2s/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/blue-print-3-jay-z-reacts-to-clown-chris-brown-bin-ladens-alter-1295451.html</guid></item><item><title>Skater Faceplants and Smacks his Teeth Out</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Skater-Faceplants-and-Smacks-his-Teeth-Out-631427.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Skater-Faceplants-and-Smacks-his-Teeth-Out-631427.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/631427_c7d50e43-520d-4693-8c0a-c07ec77a4c94_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Skater Faceplants and Smacks his Teeth Out" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My cousin chipping tooth&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=w%2b44Tq0P5IbiQ8lbJIbbgQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 02:14:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/631427_c7d50e43-520d-4693-8c0a-c07ec77a4c94_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Skater-Faceplants-and-Smacks-his-Teeth-Out-631427.html</guid></item><item><title>Idiot Jumps Against A Wall! - Remix</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/idiot-jumps-against-a-wall-remix-883615.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/idiot-jumps-against-a-wall-remix-883615.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Idiot Jumps Against A Wall! - Remix" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I Have Made A Cool Remix Of The Stupid Kid Who Jumps Against The Wall - This Is My first Video So Please Leave A Nice Comment LOL! Song : Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor ... Wall Faceplant Funny Idiot Stupid Kid Pain Painful Smacks LOL! &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DKHy5MrX%2f4n96WTjHUruWA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/idiot-jumps-against-a-wall-remix-883615.html</guid></item><item><title>Motorcycle showoff smacks the pavement</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Motorcycle-showoff-smacks-the-pavement-613280.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Motorcycle-showoff-smacks-the-pavement-613280.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/613280_fc20bc54-88cc-4f8c-8d90-97930e8aa287_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Motorcycle showoff smacks the pavement" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In a fantastic case of getting what you deserve this asshole trying to show off winds up getting a concrete surprise.  And by surprise I mean he fell on the concrete.
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZGwGl6En7Y9OIAiDviULTw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:51:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/613280_fc20bc54-88cc-4f8c-8d90-97930e8aa287_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Motorcycle-showoff-smacks-the-pavement-613280.html</guid></item><item><title>Tube Snaps Exercise Guru in the Face</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/tube-snaps-exercise-guru-in-the-face.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/tube-snaps-exercise-guru-in-the-face.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/tube-snaps-exercise-guru-in-the-face.jpg" alt="Tube Snaps Exercise Guru in the Face" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is one of the few exercise infomercials I've seen where the product fights back. Oh, well; no pain, no gain.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fMy37oipTu3ZfSxb0oGmEg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:37:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/tube-snaps-exercise-guru-in-the-face.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/tube-snaps-exercise-guru-in-the-face.html</guid></item><item><title>Karate Demo Breaks Students Leg</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Grandmaster-Ted-Gambordella-karate-demo-fail-611110.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Grandmaster-Ted-Gambordella-karate-demo-fail-611110.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/611110_f652b1e6-8a3f-4c8f-881f-0d5e6ae1e23c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Karate Demo Breaks Students Leg" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Grandmaster Ted Gambordella is doing a karate demo and the student fails to land properly and smashes very hard against the floor. He bravely gets up, only to collapse. He was alright and later did some great breaking, but he definitely learned how Not to Fall&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NjYAzH9BcNt85jEQ9R0M%2bg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:51:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/611110_f652b1e6-8a3f-4c8f-881f-0d5e6ae1e23c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Grandmaster-Ted-Gambordella-karate-demo-fail-611110.html</guid></item><item><title>Car Wash Goes Horribly Wrong</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/workin-at-the-car-wash.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/workin-at-the-car-wash.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/workin-at-the-car-wash.jpg" alt="Car Wash Goes Horribly Wrong" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;As Snoop Dogg once said, you have to keep your hose under control.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sADcDn3JVi59G6iyTvjqJw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:09:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/workin-at-the-car-wash.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/workin-at-the-car-wash.html</guid></item><item><title>Kid Smacks Face on Bar</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Kid-Smacks-Face-on-Bar-603044.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Kid-Smacks-Face-on-Bar-603044.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/603044_48297f32-2041-4ca9-b380-9ed9ab750f78_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Kid Smacks Face on Bar" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;my friend kyle jumps and smacks his face on a bar at a school playground lol dont ask me why he was trying to do cuz idk&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=HFB5hyEc95BK5tMzU9YfBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:20:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/603044_48297f32-2041-4ca9-b380-9ed9ab750f78_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Kid-Smacks-Face-on-Bar-603044.html</guid></item><item><title>Rachel Maddow smacks down Republican hack David Frum</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/rachel-maddow-smacks-down-republican-hack-david-frum-851692.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/rachel-maddow-smacks-down-republican-hack-david-frum-851692.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Rachel Maddow smacks down Republican hack David Frum" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Rachel Maddow sparred with former Bush speechwriter/National Review contributor David Frum, after Frum thought he'd cleverly ambush Maddow with the accusation that she was contributing to the low tone of the political discourse. MADDOW: You have publicly stated some reservations about John McCain and criticisms about the way his campaign is run, even though you have also said that you will vote for him. One quote I wanted to ask you about. You said, Those who press this Ayers line of attack ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UR4JlyYHDuuGZLjPHw9npw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/rachel-maddow-smacks-down-republican-hack-david-frum-851692.html</guid></item><item><title>Sledding Girl Slams Hard Into Fence</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/sledding-girl-slams-hard-into-fence1a.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/sledding-girl-slams-hard-into-fence1a.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/sledding-girl-slams-hard-into-fence1a.jpg" alt="Sledding Girl Slams Hard Into Fence" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A big girl flies down the hill and hilariously smacks into a chain link fence at the bottom.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zV3hvG6Uy96WeO9V48rnGw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/sledding-girl-slams-hard-into-fence1a.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/sledding-girl-slams-hard-into-fence1a.html</guid></item><item><title>Skater Dude Falls and Smacks Head</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Skater-Dude-Falls-and-Smacks-Head-541291.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Skater-Dude-Falls-and-Smacks-Head-541291.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/541291_62679f5c-99fd-4199-b0fa-0bbf5a3cc355_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Skater Dude Falls and Smacks Head" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Some skateboarder tries  to nail a gnarly manuva and decks hitting himself  square in the face, clever guy&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wkE2Nh7JgjyDljWg9zXPdg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:39:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/541291_62679f5c-99fd-4199-b0fa-0bbf5a3cc355_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Skater-Dude-Falls-and-Smacks-Head-541291.html</guid></item><item><title>Girl Smacks her brother on face</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Girl-Smacks-her-brother-on-face-540061.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Girl-Smacks-her-brother-on-face-540061.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/540061_f7a2c52c-dd05-4d4b-ad77-211120e6c83e_prod_1_0000_thumb.jpg" alt="Girl Smacks her brother on face" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Carissa says, &quot;This video is called... Jake, look at me.&quot; SMACK&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ci6uTDjXUcucjSxfxGsiQw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:38:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/540061_f7a2c52c-dd05-4d4b-ad77-211120e6c83e_prod_1_0000_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Girl-Smacks-her-brother-on-face-540061.html</guid></item><item><title>girl smacks ground hard with head</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/girl-smacks-ground-hard-with-head-539565.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/girl-smacks-ground-hard-with-head-539565.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/539565_8a0e55c5-ce2c-4b3f-9790-c1db8e443e06_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="girl smacks ground hard with head" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;girl is owned by a paintball bunker&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=W0%2fEOfgX8%2foCaicrh%2fjfig%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:01:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/539565_8a0e55c5-ce2c-4b3f-9790-c1db8e443e06_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/girl-smacks-ground-hard-with-head-539565.html</guid></item><item><title>Rollerblader Smacks head on Cement</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Rollerblader-Smacks-head-on-Cement-538481.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Rollerblader-Smacks-head-on-Cement-538481.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/538481_fa1af103-0304-4dfe-b9f4-6cd097108b17_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Rollerblader Smacks head on Cement" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I think he now knows that cement is unforgiving... and you shouldn't be jumping 10 ft to it. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XSWOomzwrAZd2PTCUTmBeg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:59:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/538481_fa1af103-0304-4dfe-b9f4-6cd097108b17_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Rollerblader-Smacks-head-on-Cement-538481.html</guid></item></channel></rss>