<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:57:28 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:57:28 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Potter Puppet Pals in Wizard Swears</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/potter-puppet-pals-in-wizard-swears-1508639</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;funny one! here is a link for free stuff!!!http://www.points2shop.com/?ref=mutateddupa&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=U5112XykwEk07hYaOyyzxQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:05:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TqTHmzMk0Cw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/potter-puppet-pals-in-wizard-swears-1508639</guid></item><item><title>Oprah Swears At Sarah Palin</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/oprah-swears-at-sarah-palin-1503647</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/oprah-swears-at-sarah-palin-1503647"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1503647_32b9905a-3aac-47bd-a29f-c3e03d48a9f2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Oprah Swears At Sarah Palin" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;and calls her out for sleeping with John McCain&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=79whCphGR2Pc2NYfpBFDDA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:46:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1503647_32b9905a-3aac-47bd-a29f-c3e03d48a9f2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/oprah-swears-at-sarah-palin-1503647</guid></item><item><title>Parveen Kumar swears at Rohit Sharma LET'S HEAR IT</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/parveen-kumar-swears-at-rohit-sharma-let-s-hear-it-1303392.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;CRICKET : Indian bowler Parveen Kumar swears at Rohit Sharma in The Final vs Pakistan. ... Parveen Kumar swears at Rohit Sharma LET'S HEAR IT &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Iq1jml4sozcmCLAMMpas%2fg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zRgs5sUGc10/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/parveen-kumar-swears-at-rohit-sharma-let-s-hear-it-1303392.html</guid></item><item><title>EPIC FAIL</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/epic-fail-1176593.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/epic-fail-1176593.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hlo9dHN_UK8/default.jpg" alt="EPIC FAIL" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;WATCH THE GUY IN THE BLUE TOP&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Zr9wW%2f3RCx%2fuNVlZ2LCrlw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hlo9dHN_UK8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/epic-fail-1176593.html</guid></item><item><title>Potter Puppet Pals in Wizard Swears</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/potter-puppet-pals-in-wizard-swears-967622.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/potter-puppet-pals-in-wizard-swears-967622.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/967622_893cefb0-c043-4b12-80e6-76321109b19a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Potter Puppet Pals in Wizard Swears" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Get your PPP shirt now at http://www.potterpuppetpals.com now!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XJYFJ7IjmYDUgBoNtDZZzw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:20:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/967622_893cefb0-c043-4b12-80e6-76321109b19a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/potter-puppet-pals-in-wizard-swears-967622.html</guid></item><item><title>WARRIOR CATS TALK SHOW!!!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/warrior-cats-talk-show-1151581.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/warrior-cats-talk-show-1151581.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wMPk592hzxA/default.jpg" alt="WARRIOR CATS TALK SHOW!!!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;S: WTFREAK WW: well ummmm. SCOURGE I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION!!! S: FINALLY THE GREAT WHITEWING SPEAKS! What is it this time, shrimp? WW: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN SHRIMP MISTER COLLAR CAT?!?!?!?!?!? S: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN COLLAR CAT YOU LINT LICKER! WW: OH NO U DIDNT! S: OH YES I DID! SF: STOP BOTH OF YOU!! STARCLAN WILL BE ANGRY TO SEE YOU FIGHT! S: SCREW star clan. UV: LETS END UP THIS SHOW BEFORE IT GETS.. BADDER. CREDITS START ROLLING!!!!! ... WARRIOR CATS TALK SHOW!!! swiftstaroflightclan youtube ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JcW7AAxHiLAmzC5G3QlUSA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wMPk592hzxA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/warrior-cats-talk-show-1151581.html</guid></item><item><title>Alex Rios Leaves Charity Event And Doesnt Sign Autograph For K</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/alex-rios-leaves-charity-event-and-doesnt-sign-autograph-for-k-787490.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/alex-rios-leaves-charity-event-and-doesnt-sign-autograph-for-k-787490.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="Alex Rios Leaves Charity Event And Doesnt Sign Autograph For K" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;to sign autographs! He wanted his fans to know what it was like to strikeout! Then a man gives him a piece of his mind. Alex responds with Who gives af*ckObviously he does! Somebody hit a nerve ... KyleBoland Kyle Boland Breaking news hurts little fan feeling Alex Rios Toronto Blue Jays Video swears flips out autograph kid home run highlight MLB yankees red sox baseball right field all star glove RBI toronto blue birds funny humor classic bum Fuck F-Bomb Haha Funny Jk Charity Event Leaves ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JQsWvNkzQwYUCKPPyxBKHg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/alex-rios-leaves-charity-event-and-doesnt-sign-autograph-for-k-787490.html</guid></item><item><title>The Saga Of Saggedy Baggity Boo, Take Two</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/the-saga-of-saggedy-baggity-boo-take-two-729591.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Like Take One, a song about a fine young man who wears his jeans around his knees and his confrontation with a big ol rattlesnake.  This mornings desert beauty made one take simply not enough.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QHNF%2bi448gTnT1nZEu8S7A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 21:41:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/729591_a88d063d-441d-441a-8d0f-6170010f82c5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/the-saga-of-saggedy-baggity-boo-take-two-729591.html</guid></item><item><title>Funny News Anchor Cursing</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/funny-news-anchor-cursing-721752.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/funny-news-anchor-cursing-721752.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/721752_c36572d0-bb3a-4817-af4d-d2ff22741b5b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Funny News Anchor Cursing" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Local news guy loses it on air and doesnt even know.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3Ey95HW6Rm1sQb%2fM4ff35g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 01:51:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/721752_c36572d0-bb3a-4817-af4d-d2ff22741b5b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/funny-news-anchor-cursing-721752.html</guid></item><item><title>Larry South TV Anchor Cursing</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/larry-south-tv-anchor-cursing-1152627.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/larry-south-tv-anchor-cursing-1152627.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P9vwN7E3d-w/default.jpg" alt="Larry South TV Anchor Cursing" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Local news guy loses it on air and doesn't even know. Distributed by Tubemogul. ... news anchor snaps blooper funny curses swears caught on tape cusses loses it &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=o506TZysyb20kNwjgy8oDg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P9vwN7E3d-w/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/larry-south-tv-anchor-cursing-1152627.html</guid></item><item><title>Obama calls Americans Assholes</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/obama-calls-americans-assholes-712729.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/obama-calls-americans-assholes-712729.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/712729_8ee76b60-7fea-4ca8-b753-172bde1ba635_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Obama calls Americans Assholes" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Obama calls Americans Assholes in a speech this morning about the economy&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0zkR%2f0MBqmRvibqZQC0%2fzg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:52:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/712729_8ee76b60-7fea-4ca8-b753-172bde1ba635_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/obama-calls-americans-assholes-712729.html</guid></item><item><title>Hockey Reporter Swears on Live TV!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Hockey-Report-Swears-Up-on-Live-TV-704943.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Hockey-Report-Swears-Up-on-Live-TV-704943.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/704943_15f9bfef-123c-4235-b8f7-94a5ccb05b99_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Hockey Reporter Swears on Live TV!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A reporter from Sportsnet forgets he is on live TV and swears... Oops&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2isdnfKuuXAJokFVlfNvSw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:58:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/704943_15f9bfef-123c-4235-b8f7-94a5ccb05b99_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Hockey-Report-Swears-Up-on-Live-TV-704943.html</guid></item><item><title>Tiger Woods -  God Damn You... Fu**ing Prick</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/tiger-woods-god-damn-you-fu-ing-prick-1400832.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/tiger-woods-god-damn-you-fu-ing-prick-1400832.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q-Y1T761x5I/default.jpg" alt="Tiger Woods -  God Damn You... Fu**ing Prick" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;OMG TIGER!!! CLASSIC COMMENTARY!!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2mUHE%2b3MS1pIvbxGFZL70w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q-Y1T761x5I/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/tiger-woods-god-damn-you-fu-ing-prick-1400832.html</guid></item><item><title>Norman Stoney Stone</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/norman-stoney-stone-873221.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/norman-stoney-stone-873221.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Norman Stoney Stone" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;John Ruiz's former trainer in action. ... the great norman stone stoney john ruiz don king nikolay valuev andrew golota larry merchant jim lampley roy jones junior jr hbo boxing fight bout asshole jerkoff motherfucker wba heavyweight ko tko ktfo swearing brawl riot randy neumann referee press conference mike tyson lennox lewis evander holyfield george foreman punch knockout james toney muhammad ali joe frazier earnie shavers jay nady holmes wladimir klitschko vitali riddick bowe kimbo ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=07VMUL44vqddHGsWk89mTg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/norman-stoney-stone-873221.html</guid></item><item><title>Obama swears! (NSFW)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/obama-swears-nsfw-805658.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/obama-swears-nsfw-805658.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="Obama swears! (NSFW)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;SFW version: www.youtube.com Excerpts from president Barack Obama's audio book where he swears. These were a caricature of one of his friends from Hawaii. hotsop.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xEDrYhBsa%2fz4H1Y4P%2faCKw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/obama-swears-nsfw-805658.html</guid></item><item><title>VP Biden Swears in Tim Geithner as New Treasury Secretary as Pr</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/vp-biden-swears-in-tim-geithner-as-new-treasury-secretary-as-pr-926231.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/vp-biden-swears-in-tim-geithner-as-new-treasury-secretary-as-pr-926231.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="VP Biden Swears in Tim Geithner as New Treasury Secretary as Pr" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;cough up critical information. blogs.zdnet.com Senate confirms Geithner as treasury secretary WASHINGTON New York Federal Reserve Bank President Timothy Geithner won confirmation Monday as President Barack Obama's treasury secretary despite personal tax lapses that turned more than a third of the Senate against him. Tim's work and the work of the entire Treasury Department must begin at once. We cannot lose a day, because every day the economic picture is darkening, here and across the globe, ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=szu%2b%2btylrVM2GFyQPelT5g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/vp-biden-swears-in-tim-geithner-as-new-treasury-secretary-as-pr-926231.html</guid></item><item><title>Little Girl Swears</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Little-Girl-Swears-611615.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Little-Girl-Swears-611615.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/611615_f46ceb24-2be0-4ef3-8901-53ee90149e52_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Little Girl Swears" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Little girl says &quot;pitch&quot; It sounds like something else to me&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iQ3LoVKY9tkInXdcdhdylg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:58:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/611615_f46ceb24-2be0-4ef3-8901-53ee90149e52_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Little-Girl-Swears-611615.html</guid></item><item><title>magic finger pen</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/magic-finger-pen-789768.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/magic-finger-pen-789768.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="magic finger pen" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sorry, i know i mentioned the ads before but I kept receiving screenshots from people with either a are you dumb or lose weight ad next to my mug lol. Just thought it was funny the way we lie and say we have pens when we dont. The amount of messages ive forgotten.... ah well. hope youre all well and forgetting numbers!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cED3qddFUHRZNUzoYxXTGQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/magic-finger-pen-789768.html</guid></item><item><title>TDP: Lindsay says Heathers shoes are f*cked up</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/tdp-lindsay-says-heathers-shoes-are-f-cked-up-774557.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/tdp-lindsay-says-heathers-shoes-are-f-cked-up-774557.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="TDP: Lindsay says Heathers shoes are f*cked up" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;heheheheheheeeeee revenge but still... boobies. Thanks to ambndms for recording this scene on TDI ... total drama island youtube poop lindsay flips off heather swears &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cZy2JgE%2bhl17QRw3BxVJyw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/tdp-lindsay-says-heathers-shoes-are-f-cked-up-774557.html</guid></item><item><title>Cameraman gets shot and swears</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Cameraman-gets-shot-and-swears-577989.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Cameraman-gets-shot-and-swears-577989.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/577989_1440539f-d1cd-402c-a6c6-33d4abf031b7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Cameraman gets shot and swears" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Playing paintball the cameraman gets shot right in the camera mic twice.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rdc63JhNPEsXNK1gfprH7A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:07:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/577989_1440539f-d1cd-402c-a6c6-33d4abf031b7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Cameraman-gets-shot-and-swears-577989.html</guid></item><item><title>Nixie's evil laugh</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nixie-s-evil-laugh-1298472.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nixie-s-evil-laugh-1298472.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XSNvTYAPdhE/default.jpg" alt="Nixie's evil laugh" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is Nixie, my Timneh African Grey Parrot talking, laughing, and some other noises that just make me scratch my head. Big thanks to any of you who can comment, rate and/or favorite! ... bird swearing swears pet whistling pirate congo tricks flying wildlife &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bsKjiyxQgmpYwOols2hIRA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XSNvTYAPdhE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nixie-s-evil-laugh-1298472.html</guid></item><item><title>Raw Video: Inmate Repeatedly Swears at Judge</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/raw-video-inmate-repeatedly-swears-at-judge-1470813.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/raw-video-inmate-repeatedly-swears-at-judge-1470813.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/keygM6u5v0o/default.jpg" alt="Raw Video: Inmate Repeatedly Swears at Judge" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;PlusRaw Video: Inmate Repeatedly Swears at JudgeRaw Video: Inmate Repeatedly Swears at JudgeThe Associated PressA shouting match develops inside a Kansas courtroom between the judge, an assistant district attorney and an inmate being sentenced. Michael Gaines was convicted for spitting in the face of two deputies. He was sentenced to 13 years. (July 18)This video contains ONLY natural sound. No script is available. ... ks court_outburst raw video: inmate repeatedly swears judge ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jBeXnLodrD%2bTdi%2fGepbIkQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/keygM6u5v0o/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/raw-video-inmate-repeatedly-swears-at-judge-1470813.html</guid></item><item><title>Weather Man Accidentally Swears Live on TV</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Weather-Man-Accidentally-Swears-Live-on-TV-537566.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Weather-Man-Accidentally-Swears-Live-on-TV-537566.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/537566_d58c0864-65f5-401a-ae78-9dfce3e34f61_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Weather Man Accidentally Swears Live on TV" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is hilarious! A weatherman accidentally says the 'S' word during a live broadcast of the news. What a huge blunder! &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xgBIawZE5WYfkhuItXufmw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:19:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/537566_d58c0864-65f5-401a-ae78-9dfce3e34f61_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Weather-Man-Accidentally-Swears-Live-on-TV-537566.html</guid></item><item><title>The Jake &amp;amp; Jiffy Show</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-jake-jiffy-show-872100.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-jake-jiffy-show-872100.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="The Jake &amp; Jiffy Show" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;flying object Roommate Alien Prank Goes Bad ... chat show youtube youtuber youtubers famous space aliens interview charles babyeaters trippy puppet alien alian alians ufo ship star trek wars war animal comedy funny puppetry puppeteer puppeteering cannon canon muppet muppets torture bully the fraggle rock sesame st street and zig zag big breakfast fraggles fragglerock yt:quality=high yt:strech=4:3 yt:crop=16:9 harry potter pals snape ron hermione dumbledore voldemort neville wizard swears ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=aaX%2bfxYSVGC8fAuUMZnBlQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-jake-jiffy-show-872100.html</guid></item><item><title>Sleepy kitty swears at me when I wake him.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/Sleepy-kitty-swears-at-me-when-I-wake-him-463624.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/Sleepy-kitty-swears-at-me-when-I-wake-him-463624.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/463624_fed58851-b2ed-418c-aeab-355965bb51c7_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Sleepy kitty swears at me when I wake him." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is a funny clip. My kitty was so tired he wouldn't get up, so when I recorded him I replaced the audio to what it looked like he was saying.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vmxBaG9aDvG6xLg2AECUVw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:45:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/463624_fed58851-b2ed-418c-aeab-355965bb51c7_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/Sleepy-kitty-swears-at-me-when-I-wake-him-463624.html</guid></item><item><title>Baby Swears In Its Sleep</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/baby-swears-in-its-sleep-965628.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/baby-swears-in-its-sleep-965628.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tlr4158CP_k/default.jpg" alt="Baby Swears In Its Sleep" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;little baby SCREAMER read this before u watch the vid this is a PRANK!!!! the title is just to trick u!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!! XD ... screamer pranks baby &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9k1RL5Cf2WSTdQ4%2foPyOAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tlr4158CP_k/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/baby-swears-in-its-sleep-965628.html</guid></item><item><title>Quality Time With Uncle Blake</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Quality-Time-With-Uncle-Blake-427307.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Quality-Time-With-Uncle-Blake-427307.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/427307_b91cf002-84ea-414c-8e47-1ac1b47341cb_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Quality Time With Uncle Blake" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Uncle Blakes Nephews Come To Visit Their B-A Uncle, And Have A Grand Old Time&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WpAuoxnnXkJX3z8NuNTC5w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:02:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/427307_b91cf002-84ea-414c-8e47-1ac1b47341cb_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Quality-Time-With-Uncle-Blake-427307.html</guid></item><item><title>Baby swears while sleeping!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/baby-swears-while-sleeping-942297.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/baby-swears-while-sleeping-942297.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Baby swears while sleeping!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;hilarious, others will think it's the stupidest thing they've ever seen...and that's OK. It's not like I'm getting paid to do this, so I'm not exactly worried about living up to anyone's expectations. They're not ALL going to be Popstar or Blame Halo 3. K? The ultimate standard to which I measure my videos is this: Do I find it funny? I know, I know...it's shocking for some people to comprehend that I'm not making these videos EXCLUSIVELY for them, but I'm not. So unsubscribe if you wish, ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bGFDEE8HhPyZ6gCbBkuIBw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/baby-swears-while-sleeping-942297.html</guid></item><item><title>Newborn Baby Swears While Sleeping</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/newborn-baby-swears-in-his-sleep.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/newborn-baby-swears-in-his-sleep.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/newborn-baby-swears-in-his-sleep.jpg" alt="Newborn Baby Swears While Sleeping" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This father films his newborn sleeping and it sounds like the first word he ever uttered is a cuss word.  Something to be proud of.  &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3SKmnJZXLSa0d%2byHD8vdAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:38:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/newborn-baby-swears-in-his-sleep.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/newborn-baby-swears-in-his-sleep.html</guid></item><item><title>Swearing baby</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/swearing-baby-973708.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/swearing-baby-973708.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xOePE_ckbwA/default.jpg" alt="Swearing baby" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;if ya turn ya volume up a bit you can here him swearing ... baby swear swearing sweet swears cute scream scary scared nice &lt;/td&gt;
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