<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:26:56 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:26:56 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Meghana naidu boobs and thuder thighs exposing in this hottest </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/meghana-naidu-boobs-and-thuder-thighs-exposing-in-this-hottest-1307111.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;this bitch once again makes our dicks errect by showing her massive cleavage in this erotic song.. WANT MORE STUFF WITH ALL NUDE FUCKING CLIPS .. DOWNLOAD ALL THE UNCENSORED CLIPS FROM massmasalavideos.blogspot.com ... meghana naidu meghana sex bollywood sex indian sex sexy songs boobs boobs press tamil tamil sex wet songs midnight masala navel press boobs felt kiss smooches love scenes hot scenes telugu sex &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PxFjg15PJ8qlbwLBaqgOOA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/josCNT0fbFc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/meghana-naidu-boobs-and-thuder-thighs-exposing-in-this-hottest-1307111.html</guid></item><item><title>Party at Daves</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/party-at-daves-1168653.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Party at Daves By Bruce Thundercock Produced By Roc-a-Fleenor Pro. Stormin Norman Schmick Schmorman The Panty Dropper ... Song Fleenor Clem Thudercock Roc-a-Fleenor Pro. Stormin Norman The panty dropper &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oFrAogcUt6dltssiiuJ0BQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UInmXR3bRBA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/party-at-daves-1168653.html</guid></item><item><title>Crying Lightning OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO - Arctic Monkeys - Humbug</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/crying-lightning-official-music-video-arctic-monkeys-humbug-1096027.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Crying Lightning OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO - Arctic Monkeys - Humbug 2009 - NEW!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WIFsQU6Pz8zXJlu26Cq5%2fA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nLhj_PRh0ik/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/crying-lightning-official-music-video-arctic-monkeys-humbug-1096027.html</guid></item><item><title>Arctic Monkeys- Secret Door</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/arctic-monkeys-secret-door-1236695.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Much better quality! Secret Door , live from Vienna. ... Arctic Monkeys crying lightning secret door cornerstone pretty visitors fire and the thud alex turner new album single version 2009 &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Nc8y9kdlYo3X1Zy4WjgPsg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pYmGcyhBjnw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/arctic-monkeys-secret-door-1236695.html</guid></item><item><title>Crying Lightning - Arctic Monkeys (Single version) HIGH QUALITY</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/crying-lightning-arctic-monkeys-single-version-high-quality-958048.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;New Single from Album HUMBUG. This is some song.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oy8GqndFnRS%2b8E3JX9lmAQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/crying-lightning-arctic-monkeys-single-version-high-quality-958048.html</guid></item><item><title>[Chipmunk Version] Kiss Me Through The Phone - Soulja Boy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/chipmunk-version-kiss-me-through-the-phone-soulja-boy-880367.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Kissing u in public Thinking nothing of it Roses by the dozen Talkin on da phone Baby u so sexy Yo' voice is so lovely I love yo' complexion I miss ya, I miss ya, I miss ya I really wanna kiss ya But I can't 6 7 8 triple 9 8 2 1 2 Baby u know that I miss u I wanna get wit u Tonight but I can't now baby girl And that's the issue Girl u know I miss u I just wanna kiss u But I can't right now so baby Kiss me through the phone (Kiss me through the phone) I'll see u later on (Later on) Kiss ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GEkvyoot8AjQ3g5BjDcpjg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/chipmunk-version-kiss-me-through-the-phone-soulja-boy-880367.html</guid></item><item><title>[Lyrics] Kiss Me Through The Phone - Soulja Boy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lyrics-kiss-me-through-the-phone-soulja-boy-1129031.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Kissing u in public Thinking nothing of it Roses by the dozen Talkin on da phone Baby u so sexy Yo' voice is so lovely I love yo' complexion I miss ya, I miss ya, I miss ya I really wanna kiss ya But I can't 6 7 8 triple 9 8 2 1 2 Baby u know that I miss u I wanna get wit u Tonight but I can't now baby girl And that's the issue Girl u know I miss u I just wanna kiss u But I can't right now so baby Kiss me through the phone (Kiss me through the phone) I'll see u later on (Later on) Kiss ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8GlrySah95KDRUPfQhvzPA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fm3e1viDcPc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lyrics-kiss-me-through-the-phone-soulja-boy-1129031.html</guid></item><item><title>Smells... my cat hates: Episode 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Smells-my-cat-hates-Episode-2-707828.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The continuation of Smells... my cat hates&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5O8Te6AHFCCOAAzxLrbsZQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:17:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/707828_1b45b16f-75e4-411b-bf67-eb392645e414_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Smells-my-cat-hates-Episode-2-707828.html</guid></item><item><title>Look out...OUCH!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Look-out-OUCH-612598.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Look-out-OUCH-612598.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/612598_2955bf67-e4a9-455d-8189-6520061f08ba_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Look out...OUCH!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Little boy learns the hard way that some objects are imovable.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;The best man on the far right gets weak in the knees, then hilariously slams onto the church floor. He makes a very funny and loud thud on the ground.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kVO5PFAyN6TNmBOuJMMdkg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:48:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/best-man-faints-and-falls-backward.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/best-man-faints-and-falls-backward.html</guid></item><item><title>Jeremy West Paragliding Accident</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jeremy-west-paragliding-accident-980615.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This is the News Story covering Jeremy West's paragliding accident and recovery after two months. ... paragliding accident crash Jeremy West news kutv spine back break broken bones thud &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=t2ak3W3QG7UJmVrSQ0zCqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SoFQ6tcRDmk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jeremy-west-paragliding-accident-980615.html</guid></item><item><title>Rainy skate session</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Rainy-skate-session-584216.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Trying to shred a metal skatepark in a thunderstorm.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sYZ1wOFmrQFBrqk3W3bSPQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:40:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/584216_0fe926f0-2604-47aa-901c-dc52375bac6f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Rainy-skate-session-584216.html</guid></item><item><title>Ramen noodle challenge</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ramen-noodle-challenge-968079.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Dave and Lee attempt the Ramen noodle Challenge. Eat a pack of Ramen in 10 minutes (should really be 6 or 7).&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9AJtjP53H%2bLYqb5PqLAxmQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-_nl_LzSGIc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ramen-noodle-challenge-968079.html</guid></item><item><title>Tazers - Scratchlopedia Breaktannica</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/tazers-scratchlopedia-breaktannica-837638.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Tazer scratches short for two click Lazers. Lazer movement of the record, while the fader is doing continuous 2 click movement like on the boomerang. The Tazer usually starts on the backwards movement of a lazer. Demo by: Rafik&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8ltzqpJKek1Px41CFmLMFw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/tazers-scratchlopedia-breaktannica-837638.html</guid></item><item><title>GANG INITIATION *Lemon in the Eyes*  JACKASS! Danger Don't Try!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/gang-initiation-lemon-in-the-eyes-jackass-danger-don-t-try-944768.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;PLEASE READ! Important info: Some lemons or limes are much more acidic than others. Acid burns to the surface of the eyes can cause unbelievable damage. The chemical injury to the cornea, the clear part, can cause it to become hazy, cloudy, white. That sort of makes 'seeing' a problem. Do not try this at home unless your a moron. or are trying to kiss ass. Here's a guy (DJ Tech-Threat) that wanted to be in the Spaghetti Seal Club so bad, that he agreed to the first initiation process ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2OlxpqaMefPgWLy0UNLMWA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/gang-initiation-lemon-in-the-eyes-jackass-danger-don-t-try-944768.html</guid></item><item><title>MUTANT INSECT STINGS ONLOOKER IN AIRPORT!!! OUCH!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mutant-insect-stings-onlooker-in-airport-ouch-1066738.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;First of all, how in the heck did this huge thing get inside the Las Vegas Airport?!?! Crazy scary! I sure as hell didn't wanna get near, because it looked mean! Who let this huge bug inside anyway? It must have came in off a plane from some exotic far away country! ... insect creepy scary screamer bug nest hive egg sting cricket bee hornet wasp funny laugh wicked haunting ghost prank &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=87h49l0hAAG7tZ1LsprcRw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TG3pzsZXUmM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mutant-insect-stings-onlooker-in-airport-ouch-1066738.html</guid></item><item><title>GIANT ROACH INTIMIDATES TARANTULA</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/giant-roach-intimidates-tarantula-996220.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/giant-roach-intimidates-tarantula-996220.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VznOWtr26RQ/default.jpg" alt="GIANT ROACH INTIMIDATES TARANTULA" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;of: Special thanks to Steven Spielberg and ILM for their contributions in making this look insane! You guys are so keen, and tell Betsy the chef, that Barney says hello! (He loves the red jello on thursdays, not sure if it's cherry or strawberry, but you know the one). ... Tarantula black widow Kimbo Slice spider roach fight ufc death strange bizarre disgusting amazing pixar qbert isp special effects cgi hi tech advanced stop motion cartoon ILM industrial light magic George Lucas Satr Wars ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yqhcmp93fdbPCZcZQLXxvQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VznOWtr26RQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/giant-roach-intimidates-tarantula-996220.html</guid></item><item><title>WORLD'S FUNNIEST STREET COMEDIANS DJ Flare Vs U-B (by StudioJam</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/world-s-funniest-street-comedians-dj-flare-vs-u-b-by-studiojam-1229261.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/world-s-funniest-street-comedians-dj-flare-vs-u-b-by-studiojam-1229261.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YT3dn6JUQSg/default.jpg" alt="WORLD'S FUNNIEST STREET COMEDIANS DJ Flare Vs U-B (by StudioJam" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Calvin) &amp;amp; DJ Flare. Watch as DJ Q-BERT instigates these two comedic freestyle clowning quick lightning fast witted geniuses to go against each other! King of the Capp battles are usually held at DJ QBert's pad, and when they do, watch out cause MC UB and Flare are the Kings of the Ring when it comes to capping. This one classic battle was filmed in Q's old crib/ Daly City 2006 ... snaps best comics mc ub Battle roast ufc mma fight clowning brawl sucker punch roasting improv debating dj qbert ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=AxoG396Zgb6qKo2aHwWLyQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YT3dn6JUQSg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/world-s-funniest-street-comedians-dj-flare-vs-u-b-by-studiojam-1229261.html</guid></item><item><title>Baby Tarantula Uses Street Tactics to Scare off Giant Roach (Pt</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/baby-tarantula-uses-street-tactics-to-scare-off-giant-roach-pt-902700.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/baby-tarantula-uses-street-tactics-to-scare-off-giant-roach-pt-902700.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Baby Tarantula Uses Street Tactics to Scare off Giant Roach (Pt" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;PART 2 of ROACH SCARES TARANTULA. Looks like these guys are at it again, but this time the tide changes! So as always, I had my camera to capture the action! This is nature's wonder in my own kitchen! Insect turf wars... Special effects by: Industrial Light n Magic courtesy of Steven Speilberg because George Lucas had a cold that day (or so they say) but whatevers... at least he got the job done.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wKzoVYZg%2b3Xv6B1GlMNt2w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/baby-tarantula-uses-street-tactics-to-scare-off-giant-roach-pt-902700.html</guid></item><item><title>Comedian Russell Peters Skratching with DJ Qbert At Home</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/comedian-russell-peters-skratching-with-dj-qbert-at-home-977321.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/comedian-russell-peters-skratching-with-dj-qbert-at-home-977321.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WsCsTgxzj7M/default.jpg" alt="Comedian Russell Peters Skratching with DJ Qbert At Home" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;World famous comedian Russell Peters is also a veteran skratch DJ! Whenever he's in the bay, he's clownin' &amp;amp; cuttin' it up at DJ Qbert's skratch dojo, The Lair of the Octagon! Skratching to beats on the Needle Thrashers Omega record... Order at thudrumble.com ... Russell Peters dj qbert tiesto comedian def jam comedy britney scratch indian funny scratching stand up ufc mma skating &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DJgfBuvk%2f9jPvbGLGEAZbA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WsCsTgxzj7M/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/comedian-russell-peters-skratching-with-dj-qbert-at-home-977321.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Very angry cat, and other angry animals, Mad Seal</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/re-very-angry-cat-and-other-angry-animals-mad-seal-983910.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/re-very-angry-cat-and-other-angry-animals-mad-seal-983910.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dQ0LalQl2Og/default.jpg" alt="Re: Very angry cat, and other angry animals, Mad Seal" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is in response to popular videos on YouTube, like Very Angry Cat, and other angry animals, check out our seal. He can get pretty angry too. We keep trying to film him while he's sleeping so he gets a little angry about that. ... Skratchy Seal DJ QBert Turntable TV rabid mad animal ufo alien weird strange crazy insane 2012 zeta reptilian banned &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WZVkxHT%2bjWsDyR7H%2fFlNAQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dQ0LalQl2Og/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/re-very-angry-cat-and-other-angry-animals-mad-seal-983910.html</guid></item><item><title>Frozen Lake Rock Chunk Thuds</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Frozen-Lake-Rock-Chunk-Thuds-493418.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Frozen-Lake-Rock-Chunk-Thuds-493418.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/493418_5cf0774d-91dc-4e33-9e55-bb7d9c9ed620_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Frozen Lake Rock Chunk Thuds" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;You need to watch and learn, kiddos.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JxzcuwBuFSqErQ8dnIq0BA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:11:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/493418_5cf0774d-91dc-4e33-9e55-bb7d9c9ed620_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Frozen-Lake-Rock-Chunk-Thuds-493418.html</guid></item><item><title>Dave completes the cinnamon challenge!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dave-completes-the-cinnamon-challenge-897489.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dave-completes-the-cinnamon-challenge-897489.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Dave completes the cinnamon challenge!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;You said it was impossible to eat a tablespoon of cinnamon..... well Dave Savage from Detroit, MI says it's not!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6jim9GKPbRuckvt%2bV6fUFA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dave-completes-the-cinnamon-challenge-897489.html</guid></item><item><title>Orbs and Thuds</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Orbs-and-Thuds-353790.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Orbs-and-Thuds-353790.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/353790_4b2ceac5-3075-4e9e-a431-b9f4daca941b_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Orbs and Thuds" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;We did a kind of Seance. What happened was totally unexpected and almost unbelievable. Turn the volume up and you can hear the knocks. No one present in the room at the time was making the knocking noises believe me. This is truly authentic footage. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tWwQgsrbBrAl2Wjqa8c7uQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:54:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/353790_4b2ceac5-3075-4e9e-a431-b9f4daca941b_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Orbs-and-Thuds-353790.html</guid></item><item><title>Necromantix at the 2007 Hootenanny</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/necromantix-at-the-2007-hootenanny-887409.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/necromantix-at-the-2007-hootenanny-887409.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Necromantix at the 2007 Hootenanny" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Necromantix playing Who Killed the Cheerleader as their final song of the night at the 2007 Hootenanny in Orange County. ... rockabilly psychobilly necromantix horrorpops who killed the cheerleader &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=B2J4nk2ofgq86Gs0%2bXthIQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/necromantix-at-the-2007-hootenanny-887409.html</guid></item><item><title>DJ Qbert Live Scratch Routine </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/DJ-Qbert-Live-Scratch-Routine-321024.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/DJ-Qbert-Live-Scratch-Routine-321024.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/321024_b7419584-c0f2-40eb-b962-5c95a1e075f0_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="DJ Qbert Live Scratch Routine " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The hiphop superman of turntablism DJ QBERT droppin some fresh shit on the peeps in Vancouver Canada.. Check it!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=b81CludStvULEDE7Lf2I%2fQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:29:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/321024_b7419584-c0f2-40eb-b962-5c95a1e075f0_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/DJ-Qbert-Live-Scratch-Routine-321024.html</guid></item><item><title>Turntable TV</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Turntable-TV-285578.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Turntable-TV-285578.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/285578_ce24aa66-9b5b-455f-9188-1bc943fc7513_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Turntable TV" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Years ago... Turntable TV.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wWHHv%2brXyOlYy8%2fl3aOonQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 02:44:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/285578_ce24aa66-9b5b-455f-9188-1bc943fc7513_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Turntable-TV-285578.html</guid></item><item><title>DJ QBert Pranks Telemarketer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/dj-qbert-pranks-telemarketer-772627.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/dj-qbert-pranks-telemarketer-772627.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="DJ QBert Pranks Telemarketer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;After a London DMC showcase and DJ afterparty, QBert gets a phone call from a California Telemarketer. Q tries to keep her on the line as long as possible for fun, only to realize in the end, the tables are turned! 4:30am (London, England) www.thudrumble.com www.djqbert.com Thud Crew: Qbert, Kendo Dolar, Eric Ignacio&lt;/td&gt;
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