<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:19:44 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:19:44 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>The Annoying Bitch</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/the-annoying-bitch-1515934</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Lil Black gets pretty annoyed when he gets tired of hearing the Muppet Babie getting ignorant in his household.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=e75WOy7I5n4CNCai28azEw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:20:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FVQBsJJ-5dM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/the-annoying-bitch-1515934</guid></item><item><title>Odd News of the Day - www.MyInboxNews.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1515762</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1515762"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/1515762_4f69d53c-930a-45fc-9a62-8e5731ab9a6c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Odd News of the Day - www.MyInboxNews.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;i couldnt tell her the truth man lies to police about having a stolen wallet so he would not have to tell his wife he spent the money, jc jurystar jesus christ jury duty - www.myinboxnews.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lLChmY0z%2bFHyeTz%2b0qX9hw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:18:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/1515762_4f69d53c-930a-45fc-9a62-8e5731ab9a6c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1515762</guid></item><item><title>*Professional* ballet dancer shows off talent</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/professional-ballet-dancer-shows-off-talent-1515760</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I humbly present my brothers best ballet performance to date!  Ok, so he is loco.  No question about it.  The scary part is that this was done WITHOUT the presence of any alcohol or illegal substance....&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zscclyOdkSZ6XYetnXfFcA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:13:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/1515760_f3611cb3-5129-4d69-be83-78cd3b2e22fa_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/professional-ballet-dancer-shows-off-talent-1515760</guid></item><item><title>Little Tour Guide Showing Haunted House</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/little-tour-guide-showing-haunted-house-1515522</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This kid is showing us a haunted house&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xn8NeaM94Rbjqa1FZbhoBw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:24:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/1515522_31acdd2b-02d9-496a-b929-0cf6bbf618f6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/little-tour-guide-showing-haunted-house-1515522</guid></item><item><title>Odd News of the Day - www.MyInboxNews.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1514469</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;moose in her hair tipped us, not open to robbery - www.myinboxnews.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jcGNWGIrsJN2G4oYYh%2fd3A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:42:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/1514469_3673820f-ee24-4694-a482-24e8d844b7cc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1514469</guid></item><item><title>The 4chan GIF Movie Part 6</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-4chan-gif-movie-part-6-1513693</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The longest part that Ive done so far, this ones got a bit of /b/ pics at the beginning. You can skip through it, but still its hilarious nonetheless. Its full of alzheimers, stupid jokes, and random funny pics. I do not own or plan to copyright this music in any way. Music- Drowning Pool - Let The Bodies Hit The Floor Psychostick - The Beer Song Andrew W.K. - Party Party Party Weird Al Yankovich - White And Nerdy&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CVaLWvqlfbnf3q54sFRCdQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:01:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NOrHtO5Rd0k/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-4chan-gif-movie-part-6-1513693</guid></item><item><title>I Found My Middle School Girlfriend On Facebook (Wonder Cousins)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-found-my-middle-school-girlfriend-on-facebook-wonder-cousins-1513682</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-found-my-middle-school-girlfriend-on-facebook-wonder-cousins-1513682"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UP-4nP9IqlM/default.jpg" alt="I Found My Middle School Girlfriend On Facebook (Wonder Cousins)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;NOW SELLING ON ITUNES.  Original song written and performed by the Wonder Cousins.  Facebook has rekindled thousands of relationships, so we wrote a song about it.  For those of you who have yet to captiatlize on this phenomena, send this to your former middle school girlfriend and watch the sparks fly.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=o7xzjJZWCK1ZwhFfhFV5vA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:58:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UP-4nP9IqlM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-found-my-middle-school-girlfriend-on-facebook-wonder-cousins-1513682</guid></item><item><title>Goldbutt - Platinum (ep.6)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/goldbutt-platinum-ep-6-1513664</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A most fortuitous lottery winning provides Hindquarters the chance to face his feelings of inadequacy as he uses his newfound shine to seek truth through deception.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ILyqeiEkEsEGq1nWAdRR2A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:29:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U_yaXXmQiwE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/goldbutt-platinum-ep-6-1513664</guid></item><item><title>Odd News of the Day - www.MyInboxNews.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1513335</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1513335"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1513335_2c37a9df-f2ed-4c13-9ec3-95295b75449a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Odd News of the Day - www.MyInboxNews.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;beer or moonshine strongest beer competition, no ringy no dingy, or a good shrill scream will work - www.myinboxnews.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=RhpJzjqQD6Pq4fmXM7hmbw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:50:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1513335_2c37a9df-f2ed-4c13-9ec3-95295b75449a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/odd-news-of-the-day-www-myinboxnews-com-1513335</guid></item><item><title>Worst techno song ever</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/worst-techno-song-ever-1512984</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/worst-techno-song-ever-1512984"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1512984_6c9e1426-99cd-4ff7-ac17-1f79e9164545_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Worst techno song ever" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The chilli dog is a generic techno song about a hot dog with chilli on it. Stupid but funny.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gi2DTwm5QWVBckzTrEoPJQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:02:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1512984_6c9e1426-99cd-4ff7-ac17-1f79e9164545_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/worst-techno-song-ever-1512984</guid></item><item><title>Keep my towel</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/keep-my-towel-1512254</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/keep-my-towel-1512254"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JTy1_onIynQ/default.jpg" alt="Keep my towel" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Keep my towel until I take a shower...You may look...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UHodgVM%2f3Tbrv5xSQtohnA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:09:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JTy1_onIynQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/keep-my-towel-1512254</guid></item><item><title>BREATHE, WEIRDO, BREATHE!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/breathe-weirdo-breathe-1511772</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;PAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SUGXqYwhG6BHfZcFtqNz9A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:59:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1511772_458186cf-2f42-4251-8e1d-6c2349ce75f1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/breathe-weirdo-breathe-1511772</guid></item><item><title>Stuffs / Snapple</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/stuffs-snapple-1512163</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/stuffs-snapple-1512163"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6kMNBE9aHQI/default.jpg" alt="Stuffs / Snapple" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is just us talking about stuffs. ... webcam video CrazyGirlz98 stairs shampoo weird girls teens tweens 12 13 people kids halarious stupid funny crazy awkward grapes (: :) phone texting background random hands foot feet ears earing ear earings comedy snapple subscribe comment rate web cam shirt kitchen bored haha &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XL%2b%2f%2fHucsMvtPY0ajwcDLQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6kMNBE9aHQI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/stuffs-snapple-1512163</guid></item><item><title>BINARY DIGITAL DEMONS-SADIST</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/binary-digital-demons-sadist-1511118</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I just got bored and...ah! a masterpiece!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zKzIkuxngpCJmwLvMm6Obw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:02:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/URAc7m36_v0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/binary-digital-demons-sadist-1511118</guid></item><item><title>Girl tries to dance</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girl-tries-to-dance-1510825</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;a crazy girl tries to pop lock and drop it&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PBfWmlTS6acujnnfe0uqPg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:38:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510825_faa335e0-0f02-4952-9049-c56ee36f9308_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girl-tries-to-dance-1510825</guid></item><item><title>Can you notice anything weird ?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/can-you-notice-anything-weird-1511931</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/can-you-notice-anything-weird-1511931"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q26VSDkvcUE/default.jpg" alt="Can you notice anything weird ?" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Suspected  Haunted Home  In Keighley , Shadows are supposedly seen everywhere , 1 of a little girl , 1 old man and woman ! Can you notice anything in this video ? Its a webcam recording of hypercam . By BenwaynasMusic2009 &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GHl8AKwvqm%2bFwWehBhn3ig%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q26VSDkvcUE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/can-you-notice-anything-weird-1511931</guid></item><item><title>Weird Situation</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/weird-situation-1509674</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I was going to go film something, and then something happened to my roommate and I filmed his situation instead.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LE%2fkC7zYklVJWjt9zHS8gA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:49:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1509674_5349a8a1-55ef-4358-ac38-5465f8446f1f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/weird-situation-1509674</guid></item><item><title>Tucson UFOs - November 20, 2009</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/tucson-ufos-november-20-2009-1508837</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/tucson-ufos-november-20-2009-1508837"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1508837_4c8a7e1f-6ded-439e-9481-40959f6b81fd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Tucson UFOs - November 20, 2009" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I used YouCam 3.0 screen capture feature to record my screen while using a controllable, public Tucson City webcam.Pay close attention to the second half of the video, the craft seems to change shape, no? The jerkyness is due to me clicking around the viewfinder changing position/zooming in or out.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bSjvwxmgaSHanuUHhlQtNw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:49:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1508837_4c8a7e1f-6ded-439e-9481-40959f6b81fd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/tucson-ufos-november-20-2009-1508837</guid></item><item><title>Goldbutt - Robbed (ep.5)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/goldbutt-robbed-ep-5-1508783</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/goldbutt-robbed-ep-5-1508783"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1crV_uSeCfM/default.jpg" alt="Goldbutt - Robbed (ep.5)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Fecesious shares his good fortune with his coffee-sipping father while Hindquarters bemoans his feelings of incompletion.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yzU1M6EayF8lU7oULxuRoA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:55:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1crV_uSeCfM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/goldbutt-robbed-ep-5-1508783</guid></item><item><title>Bicycle in the Sky</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/bicycle-in-the-sky-1507129</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/bicycle-in-the-sky-1507129"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507129_1d49c358-b783-4552-94e8-72ebeb415c07_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Bicycle in the Sky" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;What a joke...what a prank!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZOkfQ1BSr28gkdeMZeaKXw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:17:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507129_1d49c358-b783-4552-94e8-72ebeb415c07_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/bicycle-in-the-sky-1507129</guid></item><item><title>The Sexiled episode 6 Bo</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-sexiled-episode-6-bo-1506503</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-sexiled-episode-6-bo-1506503"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506503_2b89e882-d0c4-4885-b097-647b2349eae3_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Sexiled episode 6 Bo" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;http://www.thesexiled.com &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kuRNjwusJP73LAB98ewmoQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:33:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506503_2b89e882-d0c4-4885-b097-647b2349eae3_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-sexiled-episode-6-bo-1506503</guid></item><item><title>Nosepod Is the New iPod</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/nosepod-is-the-new-ipod.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/nosepod-is-the-new-ipod.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/nosepod-is-the-new-ipod.jpg" alt="Nosepod Is the New iPod" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Will the Nosepod become the hottest new gift of the 2009 Christmas shopping season? No one nose for sure. &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rkeUckKNJymPZWLL3MhjYQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:07:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/nosepod-is-the-new-ipod.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/nosepod-is-the-new-ipod.html</guid></item><item><title>Nosepod is the New iPod</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/nosepod-is-the-new-ipod-1506440</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/nosepod-is-the-new-ipod-1506440"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506440_07dad139-3c60-4372-a562-b5a48d9acb29_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Nosepod is the New iPod" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Its not going to make your emo music sound any better&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ORKIarUXVSiNg%2b1XRWTrEw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:05:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506440_07dad139-3c60-4372-a562-b5a48d9acb29_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/nosepod-is-the-new-ipod-1506440</guid></item><item><title>Weird cross</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/weird-cross-1505486</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/weird-cross-1505486"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505486_a147a9ba-e59c-462c-b6f2-db451084fb2b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Weird cross" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A running girl&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YLl5Q5thCSqBje6tyP8iSQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:18:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505486_a147a9ba-e59c-462c-b6f2-db451084fb2b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/weird-cross-1505486</guid></item><item><title>Weird Videos</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/weird-videos-1505443</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/weird-videos-1505443"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505443_2b8457be-8a37-43ed-b13a-b58efcf72f91_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Weird Videos" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;An intro for a weird and strange site&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jK6GsSKf%2bDrjqxavYbde1w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:03:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505443_2b8457be-8a37-43ed-b13a-b58efcf72f91_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/weird-videos-1505443</guid></item><item><title>Girls Upskirt</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girls-upskirt-1505883</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girls-upskirt-1505883"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Nm7KZKfvTN0/default.jpg" alt="Girls Upskirt" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;What is happening when a girl wears a short skirt...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dvlAAgkNRkWzMaW2VsxH2w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Nm7KZKfvTN0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girls-upskirt-1505883</guid></item><item><title>horror or humor, you decide.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/horror-or-humor-you-decide-1504906</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/horror-or-humor-you-decide-1504906"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504906_076d2fcf-edae-4da3-af2c-9f89283f1f69_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="horror or humor, you decide." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Its scary funny, actually its a stupid viral video, but I think it is funny as shit&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=q2BEUzJLD%2f1Gf%2frRNUIxYw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:42:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504906_076d2fcf-edae-4da3-af2c-9f89283f1f69_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/horror-or-humor-you-decide-1504906</guid></item><item><title>W.T.F. dont put it in my hoagie roll</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/w-t-f-dont-put-it-in-my-hoagie-roll-1504903</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/w-t-f-dont-put-it-in-my-hoagie-roll-1504903"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504903_4f6a60d3-a989-49bd-97bd-72958fce9163_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="W.T.F. dont put it in my hoagie roll" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A funny ass viral video, dont stck it no where near the magic muffin hole, stupid shit&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=EQNmLPWh7xsYvGubncjpwg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:39:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504903_4f6a60d3-a989-49bd-97bd-72958fce9163_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/w-t-f-dont-put-it-in-my-hoagie-roll-1504903</guid></item><item><title>ELFIS Story 13 - Let It Go</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-13-let-it-go-1504880</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-13-let-it-go-1504880"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504880_bc28e1f6-dd31-4fa5-a99c-ffbd37539912_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="ELFIS Story 13 - Let It Go" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;ELFIS sings a funny Christmas song that is twisted for procrastinators. - Let It Go - Lyrics Steven Stay, music Sammy Cahn &amp;amp; Jule Styne. http://www.elfislives.comELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda.  Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.LYRICS - Let It GoLyrics Steven Stay, music Sammy Cahn &amp;amp; Jule StyneWell my windows they sure need cleaningJust like my walls and floor and ceilingBut Christmas aint for a month or soWhat the heck - Ill let it go, let it go, let it goMy check book balance looks so invitingThe things I want are so excitingBut paying my bills would make the balance too lowOh - Ill let em go, let em go, let em goChristmas is over two weeks awayNo need to worry or stress out a bitI can do it another dayBy then Im sure Ill feel like ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=86BDrPxreGCw7kPUUEyoPQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:37:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504880_bc28e1f6-dd31-4fa5-a99c-ffbd37539912_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-13-let-it-go-1504880</guid></item><item><title>ELFIS Story 12 - Most Frustrating Time of the Year</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-12-most-frustrating-time-of-the-year-1504692</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-12-most-frustrating-time-of-the-year-1504692"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504692_28906e8c-f48d-4c61-88eb-2d79b963d554_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="ELFIS Story 12 - Most Frustrating Time of the Year" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;ELFIS shares a funny Christmas song about stress and frustration during the holidays. Lyrics Steven Stay, music Eddie Pola &amp;amp; George Wyle.http://www.ElfisLives.comELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda. Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS - Most Frustrating Time of the YearLyrics Steven Stay, music Eddie Pola &amp;amp; George Wyle.Its the most frustrating time of the yearWith the kids home and yellingI just feel like telling them get out of hearIts the most frustrating time of the yearIts the cost costliest season of allWhat the heck its just moneyI wont feel to crummy till the bill collectors callIts the cost costliest season of allThere are partys each night and the feel of frostbiteFrom caroling out in the snowThe kids are to blame for me going ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xjqGdI3Iccru1aDTJhtayA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:48:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504692_28906e8c-f48d-4c61-88eb-2d79b963d554_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-12-most-frustrating-time-of-the-year-1504692</guid></item></channel></rss>