<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:38:35 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:38:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Test YOUR Breath—How to tell if YOU have bad breath.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/test-your-breath—how-to-tell-if-you-have-bad-breath-1513549</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Get your FREE OraBrush Stocking Stuffer at http-//orabrush.com/GIFT  It is that time of year again. FOR SOME OF YOU TO CLEAN YOUR TONGUE!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=aiJMNegukYg62u3tqUwoKg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:17:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/B6BbJ19-Joo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/test-your-breath—how-to-tell-if-you-have-bad-breath-1513549</guid></item><item><title>The Spirit of Christmas Wrapped Up at Kildare Village</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-spirit-of-christmas-wrapped-up-at-kildare-village-1513407</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Gift inspiration from over 55 luxury brands, reduced by up to 60% off and festive foods from our delicious eateries; and with an interactive Christmas Gift Guide and Kildare Village Gift Card available to buy online you’ll have your Christmas shopping wrapped up in no time.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=g1aSYd83J484iZOO0TXvXA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:18:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1513407_56045dcc-329d-49d6-83b6-900f269ba957_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-spirit-of-christmas-wrapped-up-at-kildare-village-1513407</guid></item><item><title>The Spirit of Christmas Wrapped Up at Bicester Village</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-spirit-of-christmas-wrapped-up-at-bicester-village-1513386</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Gift inspiration from over 130 luxury brands, reduced by up to 60% off and festive foods from our delicious eateries; and with an interactive Christmas Gift Guide and Bicester Village Gift Card available to buy online you’ll have your Christmas shopping wrapped up in no time.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=826gGE2OLkC%2bQFoEQaNnzA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:27:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1513386_8013555a-6395-4331-a395-cf08e4d4a30b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-spirit-of-christmas-wrapped-up-at-bicester-village-1513386</guid></item><item><title>Burning Santa Claus</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/burning-santa-claus-1513236</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This year Santa Claus will have some bigger problems to deliver the presents in time ;-)&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fIY70QsHYK15aHKfOwoCiA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:27:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wohKn7M51wE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/burning-santa-claus-1513236</guid></item><item><title>The Most Wished For 2009 Christmas Gifts For Boys</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-most-wished-for-2009-christmas-gifts-for-boys-1510382</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;http://www.christmas-gift-ideas-2009.weebly.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iAA%2fAtnFP%2fUTkS4Az3RV1A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:59:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510382_f1da13a1-2a04-4e16-af54-e2c2c7cc08e4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-most-wished-for-2009-christmas-gifts-for-boys-1510382</guid></item><item><title>Santa Talks to the World</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/santa-talks-to-the-world-1509134</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Santa announces that he has a gift to share with the world. Beginning Thursday, Nov. 26 at 2 a.m. EST, the first message from Santa Talks to the World will be launched online at www.SantaIsReal.com and www.youtube.com/KRSMedia.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sQQVfHmtuvCazX15OnKaeA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:18:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1509134_1c8b9422-c5d2-4ad4-98dc-3969870a965a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/santa-talks-to-the-world-1509134</guid></item><item><title>What to get on Black Friday</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/what-to-get-on-black-friday-1508762</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Gifts to look for the day after Thanksgiving http-//moppixmovies.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=e6EWPDuDZwekyR%2b650algA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:22:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_AZGobMoBPw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/what-to-get-on-black-friday-1508762</guid></item><item><title>Santa falls off the roof</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/santa-falls-off-the-roof-1505057</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I think santa had to much to drink&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=I9RVoCPqYaKptbuw6YaHog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:33:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505057_416a11d3-ebbd-480c-a9b9-ce646b4dac16_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/santa-falls-off-the-roof-1505057</guid></item><item><title>ELFIS Story 13 - Let It Go</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-13-let-it-go-1504880</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-13-let-it-go-1504880"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504880_bc28e1f6-dd31-4fa5-a99c-ffbd37539912_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="ELFIS Story 13 - Let It Go" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;ELFIS sings a funny Christmas song that is twisted for procrastinators. - Let It Go - Lyrics Steven Stay, music Sammy Cahn &amp;amp; Jule Styne. http://www.elfislives.comELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda.  Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.LYRICS - Let It GoLyrics Steven Stay, music Sammy Cahn &amp;amp; Jule StyneWell my windows they sure need cleaningJust like my walls and floor and ceilingBut Christmas aint for a month or soWhat the heck - Ill let it go, let it go, let it goMy check book balance looks so invitingThe things I want are so excitingBut paying my bills would make the balance too lowOh - Ill let em go, let em go, let em goChristmas is over two weeks awayNo need to worry or stress out a bitI can do it another dayBy then Im sure Ill feel like ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=86BDrPxreGCw7kPUUEyoPQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:37:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504880_bc28e1f6-dd31-4fa5-a99c-ffbd37539912_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-13-let-it-go-1504880</guid></item><item><title>ELFIS Story 12 - Most Frustrating Time of the Year</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-12-most-frustrating-time-of-the-year-1504692</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-12-most-frustrating-time-of-the-year-1504692"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504692_28906e8c-f48d-4c61-88eb-2d79b963d554_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="ELFIS Story 12 - Most Frustrating Time of the Year" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;ELFIS shares a funny Christmas song about stress and frustration during the holidays. Lyrics Steven Stay, music Eddie Pola &amp;amp; George Wyle.http://www.ElfisLives.comELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda. Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS - Most Frustrating Time of the YearLyrics Steven Stay, music Eddie Pola &amp;amp; George Wyle.Its the most frustrating time of the yearWith the kids home and yellingI just feel like telling them get out of hearIts the most frustrating time of the yearIts the cost costliest season of allWhat the heck its just moneyI wont feel to crummy till the bill collectors callIts the cost costliest season of allThere are partys each night and the feel of frostbiteFrom caroling out in the snowThe kids are to blame for me going ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xjqGdI3Iccru1aDTJhtayA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:48:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504692_28906e8c-f48d-4c61-88eb-2d79b963d554_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-12-most-frustrating-time-of-the-year-1504692</guid></item><item><title>ELFIS Story  8 - Plastic Santa</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-8-plastic-santa-1502262</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;ELFIS sings a weird funny Christmas song Plastic Santa for those that are forced to over decorate. Lyrics Steven Stay, music B.R. Hanby.http://www.ElfisLives.comELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda. Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS: Plastic SantaUp on the housetop I climbed becauseMy wife bought a plastic Santa ClauseIt came with a sleigh pulled by eight reindeerand she insisted it go up thereOH OH OH why did I goOH OH OH why did I goUp on the housetop so quick quick quickWith my wifes stupid Santa made of plasticFirst came the problem with that hammer and nailI hit my thumb, oh it hurt like H@#$... wellThe wind then came up and it really blewOff the roof me and Santa flewCHORUSNext thing I knew, it happened so fastThey had me in a ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=P1mhO41px8X5iqFWcdZyCg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:34:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502262_bbb829d3-36a4-4f7b-b1c9-6fc317ba43d3_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-8-plastic-santa-1502262</guid></item><item><title>Funny Christmas ELFIS Story part 1 song only - Getting ...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/funny-christmas-elfis-story-part-1-song-only-getting-1501593</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/funny-christmas-elfis-story-part-1-song-only-getting-1501593"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501593_5763522b-6f19-4bce-ad3a-05ffd1671a68_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Funny Christmas ELFIS Story part 1 song only - Getting ..." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Song Only Version of Part 1 as ELFIS shares his realistic rendition of a popular weird funny Christmas sleigh ride song. - Getting Hypothermic With You - Lyrics Steven Stay, music Leroy Anderson.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2mwKAmWFa6SV9WGH1JRTMQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:28:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501593_5763522b-6f19-4bce-ad3a-05ffd1671a68_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/funny-christmas-elfis-story-part-1-song-only-getting-1501593</guid></item><item><title>Funny Christmas Song ELFIS part 4 - Reindeer Pies</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/funny-christmas-song-elfis-part-4-reindeer-pies-1501580</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/funny-christmas-song-elfis-part-4-reindeer-pies-1501580"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501580_64053169-d325-4eaa-b197-8f04363454c3_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Funny Christmas Song ELFIS part 4 - Reindeer Pies" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;ELFIS shares a funny Christmas song about reindeer inspired by a Jesse Goldberg, Dr. Demento classic, White Spots. Lyrics Steven Stay and Jesse Goldberg, music Jesse Goldberg. http://www.ElfisLives.comELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda.  Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=L91nLk1TB3gLTLa7Wvgpvg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:38:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501580_64053169-d325-4eaa-b197-8f04363454c3_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/funny-christmas-song-elfis-part-4-reindeer-pies-1501580</guid></item><item><title>I Want an H1N1 Shot for Christmas</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-want-an-h1n1-shot-for-christmas-1501574</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-want-an-h1n1-shot-for-christmas-1501574"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501574_e095ac48-bf02-4352-89f5-b859e9e8201a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="I Want an H1N1 Shot for Christmas" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;ELFIS shares a funny Christmas song about the H1N1 Swine Flu virus vaccine. Lyrics by Steve Stay and John Rox, music by John Rox. http://www.ElfisLives.comELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda. Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.LYRICS:I Want an H1N1 shot for ChristmasOnly an H1N1 shot will do Dont want Tamiflu, Relenza it wont doI want the FDA approved vaccine made for Swine FluI want an H1N1 shot for ChristmasI dont think Santas going to run out, do you?A pandemic, is it true? or like the dirty birdie flu?Just inject me while Im sleeping, thats the easy thing to doI can see it now on Christmas morningSantas creeping up my stairsI feel a jab, tears fill my eyes as that vaccine Ive idealizedflows through my Hypodermus, am I Spared? I Want an H1N1 ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=l2swS9a4WL6CCtYF46qAzw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:28:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501574_e095ac48-bf02-4352-89f5-b859e9e8201a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-want-an-h1n1-shot-for-christmas-1501574</guid></item><item><title>Dissing Xmas Brenda L Barnes Book Trailer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dissing-xmas-brenda-l-barnes-book-trailer-1499772</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dissing-xmas-brenda-l-barnes-book-trailer-1499772"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499772_66f6c572-09d0-4962-8654-a25a954898b0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Dissing Xmas Brenda L Barnes Book Trailer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Money is spent at Xmas. Radical scrutiny of that spending is overdue. Dissing Xmas goes beyond money saving tips to probe why, what, and for whom expenditures are made. Consumers are encouraged to determine the amount and importance of money in the holiday and reconcile their ideals with their budgets.Worksheet included. Dissing Xmas Brenda L. Barnes Book Trailer   Personal Finance, Christmas info@http://www.amazon.com/Dissing-Xmas-Brenda-L-Barnes/dp/061532892X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1258478393&amp;amp;sr=8-1&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9kDQsy%2b95%2fBaCCwDGpPsYw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:35:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499772_66f6c572-09d0-4962-8654-a25a954898b0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/dissing-xmas-brenda-l-barnes-book-trailer-1499772</guid></item><item><title>Best Gift Ever for a Girl</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/best-gift-ever-for-a-girl-1498827</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/best-gift-ever-for-a-girl-1498827"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e_fGlWNR8ck/default.jpg" alt="Best Gift Ever for a Girl" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;After dating a long string of losers, Brooklyn born and raised Nicole Romano has finally met a man who knows how to treat her like a lady. This, of course, means being well groomed, holding down a decent job for more than six months and buying her nice gifts. Nicoles latest marriage prospect, Ceasar Vezzuto, is living up to his reputation as a good catch with his latest gift - which will help Nicole shed a little baby fat (not that she was pregnant or has children.) Watch Nicoles latest video to learn what all the Italian-style fuss is about.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ys6VixO7MA%2ffiQeAAaqZFQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:30:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e_fGlWNR8ck/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/best-gift-ever-for-a-girl-1498827</guid></item><item><title>Girl and Geek Gift Ideas from GDGT Launch Meetup 09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girl-and-geek-gift-ideas-from-gdgt-launch-meetup-09-1492777</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girl-and-geek-gift-ideas-from-gdgt-launch-meetup-09-1492777"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492777_1f80043d-b5b3-4ff4-854e-263a7a977402_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Girl and Geek Gift Ideas from GDGT Launch Meetup 09" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In this clip http://www.WatchMojo.com hit up the GDGT Launch Meetup party to find out what the coolest tech and gadget gifts are for 2009.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dR1q2Clz1ChycqAgQ8I0kQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:00:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1492777_1f80043d-b5b3-4ff4-854e-263a7a977402_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/girl-and-geek-gift-ideas-from-gdgt-launch-meetup-09-1492777</guid></item><item><title>i hate the holidays</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-hate-the-holidays-1485983</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-hate-the-holidays-1485983"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JM9cSs2ZU9M/default.jpg" alt="i hate the holidays" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;music video for i hate the holidays all original music by Bob O reverbnation.com/outofbusiness myspace.com/bobodoesitagain&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3NVscOG7DMV8xDdhZLYmIQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:17:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JM9cSs2ZU9M/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-hate-the-holidays-1485983</guid></item><item><title>I Wanna Rock U Hard This Xmas</title><link>http://www.Break.com/music/the-dan-band-videos/i-wanna-rock-u-hard-this-xmas</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/music/the-dan-band-videos/i-wanna-rock-u-hard-this-xmas"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/brightcove_stills/500732_44875856001.jpg" alt="I Wanna Rock U Hard This Xmas" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Wkjnv5MninJrnA8qTI11XA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:02:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/brightcove_stills/500732_44875856001.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/music/the-dan-band-videos/i-wanna-rock-u-hard-this-xmas</guid></item><item><title>NewsRadio: Xmas Story B</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-xmas-story-b-1454608</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-xmas-story-b-1454608"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2479191&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="NewsRadio: Xmas Story B" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Santa takes a turn for the naughty and wants to give Bill more than coal in his stocking. This Christmas the local red-suited bell-ringer starts whispering death threats in his ear, and all Bill wants is a restraining order with a “Santa clause.”&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=j%2fgAA36gFfsHghSRWln6nQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:23:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2479191&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-xmas-story-b-1454608</guid></item><item><title>NewsRadio: Xmas Story A</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-xmas-story-a-1454606</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-xmas-story-a-1454606"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2479193&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="NewsRadio: Xmas Story A" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Who says that the thought counts? Matthew seems to be doing just fine without thinking about the fact that Mr. James gave cars to the entire WNYX staff, except for him. Of course in the end, all that really matters is what Jimmy James thinks.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lE%2fPgbz4eoVd8chy3cGp0g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:23:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2479193&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-xmas-story-a-1454606</guid></item><item><title>Christmas</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/christmas-1450580</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/christmas-1450580"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416344&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Christmas" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Penn wonders why does he have to be included in the religious part of Christmas&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CmlPT29BnspFdiPnp%2bXKdQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:31:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416344&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/christmas-1450580</guid></item><item><title>BandAid</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bandaid-1450563</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bandaid-1450563"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416342&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="BandAid" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;BandAid thanks God that others are starving during Christmas.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5qwHVJsBFpe9UeI1UqtGHQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:31:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416342&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bandaid-1450563</guid></item><item><title>Santa &amp;amp; My Kids</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/santa-and-my-kids-1450546</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/santa-and-my-kids-1450546"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416347&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Santa &amp; My Kids" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Being an Atheist with children around Christmas time can be difficult.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WrOF0w4Q2fUfvxy8NxzEPA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:31:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416347&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/santa-and-my-kids-1450546</guid></item><item><title>make money for xmass early</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/make-money-for-xmass-early-1438381.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/make-money-for-xmass-early-1438381.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Do30IGISnv8/default.jpg" alt="make money for xmass early" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt; very funny xmass happy camper lmao&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iYy1SnJ7QHr%2bfiQPJu%2f%2bLA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:17:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Do30IGISnv8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/make-money-for-xmass-early-1438381.html</guid></item><item><title>Ashe County NC Area Information</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/ashe-county-nc-area-information-1424804.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/ashe-county-nc-area-information-1424804.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TuF3dpdColc/default.jpg" alt="Ashe County NC Area Information" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;, The Blue Ridge Parkway parks and overlooks, one of the oldest rivers in the world, the New River and to visit the small mountain town of West Jefferson, North Carolina with unique shops, art galleries, restaurants, parks, and street murals. The town of West Jefferson hosts several murals that create a cultural artistic walking tour. The murals are the works of local artists and others in North Carolina that depicts the area's history and unique character. During Independence Day the ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4454WpuAW%2fK1NrFq6mSsjA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TuF3dpdColc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/ashe-county-nc-area-information-1424804.html</guid></item><item><title>Ashe County NC and West Jefferson Area Information</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/ashe-county-nc-and-west-jefferson-area-information-1425823.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/ashe-county-nc-and-west-jefferson-area-information-1425823.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qlKTxlJDdQM/default.jpg" alt="Ashe County NC and West Jefferson Area Information" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;, The Blue Ridge Parkway parks and overlooks, one of the oldest rivers in the world, the New River and to visit the small mountain town of West Jefferson, North Carolina with unique shops, art galleries, restaurants, parks, and street murals. The town of West Jefferson hosts several murals that create a cultural artistic walking tour. The murals are the works of local artists and others in North Carolina that depicts the area's history and unique character. During Independence Day the ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=p5udcPexI5q5Jg0J1YSUtQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qlKTxlJDdQM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/ashe-county-nc-and-west-jefferson-area-information-1425823.html</guid></item><item><title>Blue LED</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/blue-led-1365288.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/blue-led-1365288.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zLHCi6PJN4w/default.jpg" alt="Blue LED" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Blue LED Christmas Light String with moving program. Clear wire with 100 pcs of Blue LED bulbs. ???????? LED ???????????????? ??????? ????????? 100 ??????????? ... Blue LED Christmas Light X'mas string decorative &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uL2SZgzlod6H81yyMf1GEA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zLHCi6PJN4w/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/blue-led-1365288.html</guid></item><item><title>Red LED</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/red-led-1365289.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/red-led-1365289.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xTXxFQLAGFY/default.jpg" alt="Red LED" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Red LED Christmas Light String with moving program. Clear wire with 100 pcs of Red LED bulbs. ???????? LED ???????????? ??????? ????????? 100 ??????????? ... LED Christmas Light X'mas string decorative &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nr8KxHxiZH6DAeew%2f%2fgRAQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xTXxFQLAGFY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/red-led-1365289.html</guid></item><item><title>White LED</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/white-led-1365290.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/white-led-1365290.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uibZ-m9GQLc/default.jpg" alt="White LED" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;White LED Christmas Light String with moving program. Clear wire with 100 pcs of White LED bulbs. ???????? LED ???????????? ??????? ????????? 100 ??????????? ... LED Christmas Light X'mas string decorative &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=A1Ke%2fwaB8STxL3Fo2vx%2fHw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uibZ-m9GQLc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/white-led-1365290.html</guid></item></channel></rss>