<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:26:46 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:26:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>ONE FOR THE SUBSCRIBERS [09-08-09]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/one-for-the-subscribers-09-08-09-1288038.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;day or week going let me know! ... youtube tag tags good for best video blog BLOGGING barats and bereta baratsandbereta you are pervert 2pac davedays cant rap HE knows so STF lololol!! shaycarl shaytards sxephil MUSIC katilette daily vlogs movies candy mentos cute kids school shoping diary crazy underwear man kassemg LisaNova TheStation dancing babies Jon Voight Angelina Jolie Father Delusional Hate Filled Rant Against President Obama 08/30/09 Mike Huckabee twitter memorial day hot North ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1Lo7Z1Fmb0Ycp2P8pi5pqQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/74fBQ6Swsqs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/one-for-the-subscribers-09-08-09-1288038.html</guid></item><item><title>You Call That A Shot?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/you-call-that-a-shot-748247.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A good shot requires good alcohol. But a GREAT shot doesnt require alcohol whatsoever.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XFVQgpvtojoBCEbHxaYQYw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:44:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/you-call-that-a-shot-748247.html</guid></item><item><title>Got Your Number</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/got-your-number-726375.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;These guys will do anything for a girls number... but will they live long enough to use them?&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;When you go out drinking this weekend, beware of the guy who orders the 'Game Time' shot.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8%2bsTwrTL%2btEhLAgV%2fRp9Hw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 23:42:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/you-call-that-a-shot.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/you-call-that-a-shot.html</guid></item><item><title>Got Your Number</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/got-your-number-890550.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;? at: vids.myspace.com These guys will do anything for a girl's number... but will they live long enough to use them? Credits: Number Boys: Joe Bereta and Luke Barats Walking Girls: Jebbel Arce and Tara Macken No Phone Girl: Melissa Russell Girl in Skirt: Courtney Bennet Guy on Street: Colin Murphy Girl on Phone: Heather Moxcey Camera: Ben Mallahan and Jon Payne Special Thanks: Johnny Leon ... barats and bereta baratsandbereta got your number punch head butt sketch short film improv phone ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fepy1LOtNf4Mxz2Gt%2bBNzw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/got-your-number-890550.html</guid></item><item><title>April Fools</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/april-fools-1020163.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Some people just can't take a joke... Luke and Joe get silly in an epic, no-holds-barred April Fools' Day war. Check out our new video, GOT YOUR NUMBER: vids.myspace.com Girlfriend: Heather Moxcey Joe's Mom: Lacie Runolfson Camera: Ben Mallahan Special Thanks: Jon Payne, Johnny Leon, Ignatious Foley ... April Fools Day Barats and Bereta baratsandbereta pranks prank improv sketch funny comedy mom dad sandwich roast beef &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZHnmrYbjtdn05%2fGQvTHvAw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cS46WpexBJ0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/april-fools-1020163.html</guid></item><item><title>Jesus Pwn3d U</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jesus-pwn3d-u-1050895.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Jesus saves. And pwns. Special thanks to Tessa Swoboda and Heather Moxcey. And a super-special thanks to the kid in the video, Nick Swoboda, who got tackled from behind 11 times before we got the take we wanted. ... jesus pwn3d barats and bereta baratsandbereta kid in park pwn pwns soccer football basketball tennis easter sports &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xddhrYL7kbbadj75ual1Og%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/V5rF_X-8LiI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jesus-pwn3d-u-1050895.html</guid></item><item><title>Superhero Dunks</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/superhero-dunks-1277665.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;If only Dwight Howard would have watched this video before the dunk contest... tsk tsk Dwight. Check out our new vid: APOCALYPSE NEWSCAST vids.myspace.com ... barats and bereta baratsandbereta superhero dunks super hero man dwight howard basket ball basketball spider hulk nba dunk contest all-star slam batman robin magneto wonder woman silver surfer flash funny sketch improv nate robinson &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ei%2fw9EB8hqmg8uIUjFEeag%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KSM_JAqBQwA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/superhero-dunks-1277665.html</guid></item><item><title>Douche Off</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Douche-Off-614673.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;It's a race to the bottom as two douche-bags battle for douche supremacy. 

Joe Bereta: Self, Announcer Tom Luke Barats: Self, Announcer Bob Poker Players: Caleb Strine, Todd Hosheit, Adam Tucker Softball Girl: Celina Hernandez Basketball Players: Ben Mallahan, Phil Pierce, Tyler Tupper Audio: Caleb Strine Open Graphics: Tyler Jacobson Special Thanks/Apologies: Joe Vander Weil, Ashley Mannan&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=h1k1GDWWAPWxOrWu2d2Zxg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:28:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/614673_795e9ee1-9050-49bb-a655-6c77260841bb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Douche-Off-614673.html</guid></item><item><title>Douche Off</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/douche-off-1043643.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;It's a race to the bottom as two douche-bags battle for douche supremacy. Joe Bereta: Self, Announcer Tom Luke Barats: Self, Announcer Bob Poker Players: Caleb Strine, Todd Hosheit, Adam Tucker Softball Girl: Celina Hernandez Basketball Players: Ben Mallahan, Phil Pierce, Tyler Tupper Audio: Caleb Strine Open Graphics: Tyler Jacobson Special Thanks/Apologies: Joe Vander Weil, Ashley Mannan ... barats and bereta baratsandbereta douche off chad poker college amateur competition funny video ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5fSlPNmz6%2fxAhJoXCCQTnA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fad6eZTDikA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/douche-off-1043643.html</guid></item><item><title>Bible In a Minute</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bible-in-a-minute-1257179.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=E8xjZqOKLCJPQdHmPWZi%2fA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ar_k8JjVWQA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bible-in-a-minute-1257179.html</guid></item><item><title>Mock iPhone Commercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Mock-iPhone-Commercial-486128.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The Apple iPhone is a pretty neat gadget, especially when you want to share your media!

Director: Devesh Verma

Actors:
Justin Kupanoff
Devesh Verma

Camera Op:
Nikolay Maslov


www.deveshverma.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yiHPH1QmxLYqhawBygZQKw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:03:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/486128_6d2c6955-7f4b-4a22-9b37-e1b00101b506_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Mock-iPhone-Commercial-486128.html</guid></item><item><title>Red Carpet</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Red-Carpet-447248.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Barats and Bereta hit up the red carpet at Sundance for the premiere of &quot;In Bruges&quot;.  

Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Martin McDonagh&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=18tpepYbVl4xAxIWgoZ8Gw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:15:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447248_7201b9a0-9ad7-4791-8354-772c69d262aa_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Red-Carpet-447248.html</guid></item><item><title>To-Do List</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/To-Do-List-447234.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Golly there's a lot to get done today!

Actor - Lee Barats

Music - &quot;The Birds and the Bees&quot; by Patrick and Eugene&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UqIqFACx66odBnJVt8GkFQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:13:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447234_6420fea4-7c06-4f9c-b6b4-a37ce6aa9ce0_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/To-Do-List-447234.html</guid></item><item><title>To-Do List</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/to-do-list-1239391.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;GOOD GOLLY there's a lot to accomplish today! The actor in this one is Lee Barats, Luke's little brother. And yes, his face is stuck like that.* As with all of our videos, parents may want to use discretion. Music: The Birds and the Bees by Patrick &amp;amp; Eugene *No, his face is not really stuck like that. ... baratsandbereta to do list lee barats and bereta smile patrick eugene &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ySVzriw1Ln8qQ6VBUqbAmQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/m9-kM-guQtk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/to-do-list-1239391.html</guid></item><item><title>Harty Boys</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Harty-Boys-428078.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This vid is based off a scene performed with our improv troupe, the Blue Door Theatre here in lovely Spokane, WA.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fWHry4wQwVHD4etuha8VUg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:21:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/428078_81ad8b3a-4f4d-49b5-957e-b4348e0d9c4a_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Harty-Boys-428078.html</guid></item><item><title>The Sexy Milk Jump</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-sexy-milk-jump-1509137</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A vid we did a while back, figured we'd toss it up for public consumption-- Team Wolf's winning video entry for Battle of the Viral Video Superstars. Prompt: If the internet were to end tomorrow, what would your final video be?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=owzSR7eF5r9J0CtviZrKaw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9sZ1dqvbnfw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-sexy-milk-jump-1509137</guid></item><item><title>The New Adventurse of Ben and Jared</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/The-New-Adventurse-of-Ben-and-Jared-408970.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/The-New-Adventurse-of-Ben-and-Jared-408970.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/11/408970_d0d53f97-84f0-4b8c-9ce7-e6bb8ecfc00d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The New Adventurse of Ben and Jared" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Two pairs of &quot;Internet Celebrities&quot; square off in an epic battle over online fame...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WLoUEgzMKV9vjknuXwYkUQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:40:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/11/408970_d0d53f97-84f0-4b8c-9ce7-e6bb8ecfc00d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/The-New-Adventurse-of-Ben-and-Jared-408970.html</guid></item><item><title>MANtage</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/MANtage-382204.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/MANtage-382204.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/382204_071d2d50-5508-45c9-b269-3941e0a9644c_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="MANtage" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;100% Pure American Man Beef
Credits: Music: &quot;Big Rock&quot; by Kevin MacLeod Big thanks to Molly and Brett Hendricks...and their stallion&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=n1PP6bCoCljfQWp45B4%2f%2bA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:22:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/382204_071d2d50-5508-45c9-b269-3941e0a9644c_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/MANtage-382204.html</guid></item><item><title>Barats And Bereta Knock Knock Joke</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Barats-And-Bereta-Knock-Knock-Joke-368321.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Barats-And-Bereta-Knock-Knock-Joke-368321.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/368321_6e43c7ad-a06b-499a-8087-3090747eddc1_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Barats And Bereta Knock Knock Joke" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Barats has a funny knock knock joke for Bereta.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YCVzRxnYunhFv7McQK5vog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:10:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/368321_6e43c7ad-a06b-499a-8087-3090747eddc1_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Barats-And-Bereta-Knock-Knock-Joke-368321.html</guid></item><item><title>Olympian</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Olympian-351194.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Olympian-351194.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/351194_e51f6ca9-155d-4ae3-b62e-003749fe944d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Olympian" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Another one from Barats and Bereta. Early baby training for the Olympics.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZfKrYeJsjrfj%2bgKRwmbUSw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:46:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/351194_e51f6ca9-155d-4ae3-b62e-003749fe944d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Olympian-351194.html</guid></item><item><title>Fast Food Spoof</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fast-food-spoof-1137520.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fast-food-spoof-1137520.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vaS1xQvQEKg/default.jpg" alt="Fast Food Spoof" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A fast food commercial spoof with our buddy Caleb Strine. Music: The Plot by Footshod. Thanks to Heather Moxcey for grip work. ... barats and bereta baratsandbereta food spoof commercial &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=f%2fXHIjqc55kYIqtllLlLbg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vaS1xQvQEKg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fast-food-spoof-1137520.html</guid></item><item><title>Barats And Bereta Flag Makeover</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Barats-And-Bereta-Flag-Makeover-303087.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Barats-And-Bereta-Flag-Makeover-303087.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/303087_c20ead9c-8b33-451c-bbb0-670ff7a45f45_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Barats And Bereta Flag Makeover" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Betsy Ross did a good job and all, but...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zfCR8%2fh20yyrYm5EWR1DZw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 04:38:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/303087_c20ead9c-8b33-451c-bbb0-670ff7a45f45_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Barats-And-Bereta-Flag-Makeover-303087.html</guid></item><item><title>Face Book</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Face-Book-303086.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Face-Book-303086.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/303086_c5dc079b-7eee-41cf-b61a-d88d4e19fb3e_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Face Book" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;What if God had a Facebook page? Barats And Bereta tackle this age old question. If God was on TheFacebook, would he accept your friend request? Would you poke him back? And what school does God go to&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DomfXiiCsgxDw8xkdPB7EQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 04:37:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/303086_c5dc079b-7eee-41cf-b61a-d88d4e19fb3e_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Face-Book-303086.html</guid></item><item><title>Barats And Bereta Suburbanites	Barats And Bereta S</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Barats-And-Bereta-Suburbanites-Barats-And-Bereta-S-303088.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Barats-And-Bereta-Suburbanites-Barats-And-Bereta-S-303088.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/303088_72f74b14-4c70-44ea-ad50-8636663fd182_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Barats And Bereta Suburbanites	Barats And Bereta S" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Another hilarious Barats and Bereta music video. baratsandbereta.com....check it out!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8SxGzn5E9ru5N6Y3Fm%2bxwA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 03:35:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/303088_72f74b14-4c70-44ea-ad50-8636663fd182_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Barats-And-Bereta-Suburbanites-Barats-And-Bereta-S-303088.html</guid></item><item><title>Barats And Bereta on NBC</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Barats-And-Bereta-on-NBC-300282.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Barats-And-Bereta-on-NBC-300282.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/300282_babf19fe-8461-49a5-a2d2-67b51086ac26_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Barats And Bereta on NBC" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is the clip of Berats and Bareta that aired on NBC.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XFPTJFnW5hcUmlBdwMIDxw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 05:48:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/300282_babf19fe-8461-49a5-a2d2-67b51086ac26_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Barats-And-Bereta-on-NBC-300282.html</guid></item><item><title>Barats And Bereta Mothers Day</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/barats-and-bereta-mothers-day.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/barats-and-bereta-mothers-day.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/barats-and-bereta-mothers-day.jpg" alt="Barats And Bereta Mothers Day" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Happy Mothers Day to everyone, here is a classic clip from Barats and Bereta.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3YS95URKhqNPXeVKC1sBHQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 18:54:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/barats-and-bereta-mothers-day.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/barats-and-bereta-mothers-day.html</guid></item><item><title>Maxwell Dorian, Valedictorian</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/maxwell-dorian-valedictorian-1029980.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/maxwell-dorian-valedictorian-1029980.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9B_RcaHritg/default.jpg" alt="Maxwell Dorian, Valedictorian" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;you got what it takes to be Valedictorian? Maxwell Dorian takes us through a day in his life. Here are the lyrics (in case you feel like geeking out): MAXWELL DORIAN, VALEDICTORIAN I SPEAK IN THREE WEEKS TO THE ENTIRE AUDITORIUM HEAVY CORDS BUT I BEAR 'EM, MEDALS CHAFE BUT I WEAR 'EM SIX STEPS TO ACADEMIC SUCCESS, NOW LET ME SHARE 'EM: FIRST PERIOD, CALCULUS, EASY AS PI BUT SUCKAS REAL AS i, THEY TRY TO SPY MY ASSIGNMENT THEY'D LIKE TO DERIVE WHAT'S INSIDE OF MY HEAD THAT'S WHERE I MAKE MATH ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zNXVcfZWsWz%2bYNBT3oozWg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9B_RcaHritg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/maxwell-dorian-valedictorian-1029980.html</guid></item><item><title>Barats And Bereta Robot</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Barats-And-Bereta-Robot-270277.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Barats-And-Bereta-Robot-270277.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/270277_9b033d77-289e-4f3c-9b12-03905323de35_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Barats And Bereta Robot" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;An inspirational tale of robot love&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Kz5aPm0%2fHjQ%2fRj%2flGUjsGA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:45:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/270277_9b033d77-289e-4f3c-9b12-03905323de35_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Barats-And-Bereta-Robot-270277.html</guid></item><item><title>The Good Word</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/The-Good-Word-262584.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/The-Good-Word-262584.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/262584_0fd8f8b8-dcf8-4584-9386-cc94014a3d22_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="The Good Word" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Barats and Bereta as doors Salesman... very funny&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JGISGbYzxwj0gj%2bA4u%2fjaQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 17:22:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/262584_0fd8f8b8-dcf8-4584-9386-cc94014a3d22_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/The-Good-Word-262584.html</guid></item></channel></rss>