<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:32:35 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:32:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>MUST SEE-Freemasonry &amp;amp; The Catholic Church</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/must-see-freemasonry-the-catholic-church-1510367</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;http-//www.excatholicsforchrist.com/articles.php?PageURL=rccfreemasonry.htm&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=v8MPYfvo%2fnp0bp3x3FnOtQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:47:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JRBQjEtVKFE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/must-see-freemasonry-the-catholic-church-1510367</guid></item><item><title>Jazz 105, Bulls 86 (F)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/jazz-105-bulls-86-f-1510166</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/jazz-105-bulls-86-f-1510166"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510166_6a412457-f424-452e-a3b8-611721dc2f4e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Jazz 105, Bulls 86 (F)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Carlos Boozer scored 28 points, Deron Williams added 21, and the Utah Jazz handed the Chicago Bulls their 4th straight loss, 105-86.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uPbXrf94q6%2fW2eZiuZ54Kw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:10:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1510166_6a412457-f424-452e-a3b8-611721dc2f4e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/jazz-105-bulls-86-f-1510166</guid></item><item><title>Bulls escape movie set in Spain, injure 2 </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/bulls-escape-movie-set-in-spain-injure-2-1507556</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/bulls-escape-movie-set-in-spain-injure-2-1507556"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507556_5e1f0660-f4b8-49d2-bdb2-a4d6623eb03c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Bulls escape movie set in Spain, injure 2 " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;bulls broke free from their holding area and ran rampant through the streets of Cadiz.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=g1WaKjBHGpKWCevZH3h0Fg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:20:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507556_5e1f0660-f4b8-49d2-bdb2-a4d6623eb03c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/bulls-escape-movie-set-in-spain-injure-2-1507556</guid></item><item><title>Best Friend Forgotten film - www.PetProject.TV</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/best-friend-forgotten-film-www-petproject-tv-1506492</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/best-friend-forgotten-film-www-petproject-tv-1506492"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506492_dcd453b1-aced-425e-bee1-3898b28f3032_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Best Friend Forgotten film - www.PetProject.TV" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;David Duchovny hosts Best Friend Forgotten, (www.PetProject.tv) a compelling film that explores the crisis of pet overpopulation by following a dog (Clover) and a cat (Oreo) for an inside look at the reality of the overpopulation problem.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xsNn%2bk0nCoXW9iIcPW%2biDw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:05:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1506492_dcd453b1-aced-425e-bee1-3898b28f3032_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/best-friend-forgotten-film-www-petproject-tv-1506492</guid></item><item><title>A Word from Our Sponsors 1 - JimmyPaint The Wall Please...Part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/a-word-from-our-sponsors-1-jimmypaint-the-wall-please-part-2-1465641.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/a-word-from-our-sponsors-1-jimmypaint-the-wall-please-part-2-1465641.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QqLSKuSdi9M/default.jpg" alt="A Word from Our Sponsors 1 - JimmyPaint The Wall Please...Part 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The trailer to the epic sequel to the critically acclaimed film, Jimmy Paint the Wall Please!, starring Kevin Spacey and Matt Damon. It explores the the conflict between man and wall. This film is not yet rated.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=epCeqJ2iJthrCUOdKk2eZQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:39:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QqLSKuSdi9M/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/a-word-from-our-sponsors-1-jimmypaint-the-wall-please-part-2-1465641.html</guid></item><item><title>The Skeptics Horoscope</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-skeptics-horoscope-1460359.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-skeptics-horoscope-1460359.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1460359_cdf8feac-9ff6-4dce-99c9-3e6d5c9e4286_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Skeptics Horoscope" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I found a horoscope that proves beyond any doubt that there is truth to horoscopes.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=i3as%2bqvcWDqC%2b00AWMksGQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:41:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1460359_cdf8feac-9ff6-4dce-99c9-3e6d5c9e4286_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-skeptics-horoscope-1460359.html</guid></item><item><title>COUNTRY BOY</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/country-boy-1459408.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/country-boy-1459408.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AxlWUbjU2so/default.jpg" alt="COUNTRY BOY" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Elk in Midway Utah in 2009 ... elk moose deer hunting midway utah animals wildlife camping snow bulls &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vPvu0oDHkxQIOm7aBwuEkg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AxlWUbjU2so/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/country-boy-1459408.html</guid></item><item><title>RED BULLS ICEHOCKEY HIGHLIGHTS 2009 10 16 AVSEC</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/red-bulls-icehockey-highlights-2009-10-16-avsec-1457790.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/red-bulls-icehockey-highlights-2009-10-16-avsec-1457790.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BaF9ghPavmQ/default.jpg" alt="RED BULLS ICEHOCKEY HIGHLIGHTS 2009 10 16 AVSEC" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=RQyJIpmr1Ebq93OKIYrSyQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BaF9ghPavmQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/red-bulls-icehockey-highlights-2009-10-16-avsec-1457790.html</guid></item><item><title>Charlies Angels: Bullseye</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/charlies-angels-minisode/charlies-angels-bullseye-1453858</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/charlies-angels-minisode/charlies-angels-bullseye-1453858"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2057193&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Charlies Angels: Bullseye" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Set up an IV of hairspray, stat. The Angels are going to war! The ladies suit up in fatigues to solve the death of a Women's Army Corp recruit. Soon, the girls are targets themselves. But no sadistic sergeant is going to get the best of them. Not in this woman's army.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=153tw0x9QGDg2EnPN8ScRA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:19:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2057193&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/charlies-angels-minisode/charlies-angels-bullseye-1453858</guid></item><item><title>Respect for Christians</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/respect-for-christians-1450183</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/respect-for-christians-1450183"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2438391&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Respect for Christians" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Through Penn Says, Penn Jillette has gained more respect for christians&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=U7uET7z8LOUzUBZxbRTT3A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:27:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2438391&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/respect-for-christians-1450183</guid></item><item><title>What's the Harm?</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/whata-s-the-harm-1450113</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/whata-s-the-harm-1450113"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2439392&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="What's the Harm?" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Ever heard &quot;What's the harm in believing in...?&quot;  Penn introduces you to whatstheharm.net which answers that question.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oL4jIYle4kzalL6gx2lfgA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:27:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2439392&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/whata-s-the-harm-1450113</guid></item><item><title>Bullshit: The Nude Girl</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bullshit-the-nude-girl-1449981</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bullshit-the-nude-girl-1449981"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2447650&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Bullshit: The Nude Girl" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Penn's pet peeve about nude girls on Bullshit.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=T6958Ssqm9R%2fA1B0KuARIA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:25:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2447650&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bullshit-the-nude-girl-1449981</guid></item><item><title>Viewer Mail - David Blaine</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/viewer-mail-david-blaine-1449968</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/viewer-mail-david-blaine-1449968"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2447651&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Viewer Mail - David Blaine" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Penn gives his opinion about endurance artist David Blaine.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=p%2f1lyjuRhKTWebRsD4nJFg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:25:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2447651&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/viewer-mail-david-blaine-1449968</guid></item><item><title>Bullshit: Rescuing a Go-Go Dancer</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bullshit-rescuing-a-go-go-dancer-1449951</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bullshit-rescuing-a-go-go-dancer-1449951"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2447652&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Bullshit: Rescuing a Go-Go Dancer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Why Penn Jillette got kicked out of the Las Vegas Palms.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gdwVFxBdX1cUqHj2IxEXRw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:25:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2447652&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bullshit-rescuing-a-go-go-dancer-1449951</guid></item><item><title>Bullshit: Speaking for Catholics</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bullshit-speaking-for-catholics-1449917</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bullshit-speaking-for-catholics-1449917"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2447655&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Bullshit: Speaking for Catholics" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Only the guy with the funny hat can speaks for Catholics.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iTMx0mAxSo1oO%2fbCLgdMGA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:25:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2447655&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bullshit-speaking-for-catholics-1449917</guid></item><item><title>Israel and the Pope</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/israel-and-the-pope-1449812</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/israel-and-the-pope-1449812"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2451336&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Israel and the Pope" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Pope was trying to censor private TV in Israel.   But, at least it's the guy in the hat speaking for Catholics.
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=at7EZQqsvCVqOb9uXBfemw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:24:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2451336&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/israel-and-the-pope-1449812</guid></item><item><title>Bull Bullshit</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bull-bullshit-1449794</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bull-bullshit-1449794"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2455759&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Bull Bullshit" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;John Stossel and Drew Carey called their TV thing &quot;Bailouts and Bull&quot; -- man, can't we even own &quot;Bullshit&quot; on TV?
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GFZBRJgo0kscoforxFaHJg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:24:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2455759&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/bull-bullshit-1449794</guid></item><item><title>Viewer Mail - Knowing There's No God</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/viewer-mail-knowing-theres-no-god-1449774</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/viewer-mail-knowing-theres-no-god-1449774"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2451331&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Viewer Mail - Knowing There's No God" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Penn does not know more than the Pope but Penn does not believe anything unless there is evidence.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Cj2gTC1tHwBu2bKdBVnuDw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:23:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2451331&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/viewer-mail-knowing-theres-no-god-1449774</guid></item><item><title>Lawyer Love</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/lawyer-love-1449755</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/lawyer-love-1449755"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2451337&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Lawyer Love" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Crackle's lawyers and Bullshit's lawyers, protect me from myself and others, but they've stopped a few funny things.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fCwBDKH6eKSaJelUp61U2w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:23:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2451337&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/lawyer-love-1449755</guid></item><item><title>Dick Dale</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/dick-dale-1449718</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/dick-dale-1449718"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2451334&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Dick Dale" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The King of the Surf Guitar just beat cancer again.   Man, I love him on so many levels.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SRBNJy61iCIok0R6aSOVlA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:23:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2451334&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/dick-dale-1449718</guid></item><item><title>Turning 54</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/turning-54-1449700</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/turning-54-1449700"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459402&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Turning 54" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This year I turned 54.  I'm a year older than Zappa was when he died.  Oh dear.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WN%2bcb8NslwSlTWxTFQFH8g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:23:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459402&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/turning-54-1449700</guid></item><item><title>Painting My Fingernail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/painting-my-fingernail-1449682</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/painting-my-fingernail-1449682"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459400&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Painting My Fingernail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I've had my fingernail painted for most of my life, and when we did the 600' picture on the side of the Rio -- we all forgot.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CZy8XMHoikNMw07X4Is%2fog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:23:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459400&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/painting-my-fingernail-1449682</guid></item><item><title>If You Seek Amy</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/if-you-seek-amy-1449648</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/if-you-seek-amy-1449648"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459398&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="If You Seek Amy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Brittney has done the perfect pop song.  Just perfect.  Sexy and great for children.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Sp7D4FiqZEQM0THNZSi61w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:22:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459398&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/if-you-seek-amy-1449648</guid></item><item><title>Katy Perry</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/katy-perry-1449613</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/katy-perry-1449613"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459399&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Katy Perry" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;PENN SAYS - Penn shows up in Katy Perry's new video, solidifying that intelligence is hipster cool. &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cgYv5ouLrQBosmRBlU2p1Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:22:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459399&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/katy-perry-1449613</guid></item><item><title>Trillion</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/trillion-1449597</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/trillion-1449597"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459401&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Trillion" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;We're doing the stimulus package, which we'll pay for forever, but we could have just . . . . stopped paying taxes instead.  A trillion is a lot of money.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=de1DGuaNnt%2fvD5bEJkBynw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:22:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459401&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/trillion-1449597</guid></item><item><title>Zappa Plays Zappa</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/zappa-plays-zappa-1449588</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/zappa-plays-zappa-1449588"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459403&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Zappa Plays Zappa" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Zappa Plays Zappa is smart music, played perfectly, that can teach you what it means to understand and respect your parents.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nR6iaSto5GQkngPsukhpMA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:22:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2459403&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/zappa-plays-zappa-1449588</guid></item><item><title>Qualified</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/qualified-1449555</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/qualified-1449555"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465046&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Qualified" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;On his recent Larry King Live appearance, Penn's qualifications are called into focus.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sjEqEjGdF49uc7Qm6IyxAQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:21:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465046&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/qualified-1449555</guid></item><item><title>Larry King</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/larry-king-1449538</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/larry-king-1449538"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465047&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Larry King" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Penn talks about a recent appearance he made on Larry King Live in which King says we need someone to tell the masses what to think.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dc8xQJQps9x3yVRdiAYFRA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:21:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465047&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/larry-king-1449538</guid></item><item><title>Rush Limbaugh</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/rush-limbaugh-1449503</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/rush-limbaugh-1449503"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465118&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Rush Limbaugh" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Rush Limbaugh spoke on his radio show about how much he enjoyed Penn on Larry King Live.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QKejdF0a9zp5PEbc2xYU5Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:21:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465118&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/rush-limbaugh-1449503</guid></item><item><title>Viewer Mail - Being a Beekeeper</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/viewer-mail-being-a-beekeeper-1449485</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/viewer-mail-being-a-beekeeper-1449485"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2467473&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Viewer Mail - Being a Beekeeper" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Penn knows enough not to be a beekeeper
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=aVldZXFPrQfpKdaCiuvTHw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:21:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2467473&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/viewer-mail-being-a-beekeeper-1449485</guid></item></channel></rss>