<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:44:32 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:44:32 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Girl Beats up Brother Parking Lot Fight</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/girl-beats-up-brother-parking-lot-fight-1476857.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Check out my website http://sites.google.com/site/miamighetto Girl takes down her brother for scratching her with a chopstick lol&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gfgz16w9zLDIhVbvvhkFnQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 06:16:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1476857_77bb97c0-0818-4728-9ff2-e65360667bf8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/girl-beats-up-brother-parking-lot-fight-1476857.html</guid></item><item><title>jedi chopsticks</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jedi-chopsticks-1160287.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;cinematic t-shirt! ... cinematic t-shirt fireball films jedi chopsticks darth vader darth maul yoda luke skywalker lightsaber light sword star wars star trek abrams exclusive pine quinto spock empire lucasfilm japan sushi sashimi jon kate plus 8 jingle bells christmas carol tenchi muyo geekologie &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;We all love them, but some of us need help in trying to snag that Lucy Liu of our dreams! ... Lucy Liu Margaret Cho Sandra Oh Olivia Munn Chopsticks Family Guy Oreo Stuffing Hello Kitty Asian Fetish Sideways Vagina Shiba Inu &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=o97fJFuALodcdtloNXWJdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VglKJwJfkT8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/how-to-date-an-asian-woman-1166597.html</guid></item><item><title>The Popular Podcast #149: Lifefucking Sushi!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-popular-podcast-149-lifefucking-sushi-992681.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;We have wanted to try making sushi from scratch for some time, and we finally got the balls to go through with it. Acquiring all the supplies for our first time was an annoying, yet exciting adventure, and now we will probably make sushi everyday! Do you think it would be good with salsa?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fvxWWXHSYzcUFBSnu9uVjg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:32:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/992681_06bcd0e8-087c-4fae-b530-5f98a3e7b5d6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-popular-podcast-149-lifefucking-sushi-992681.html</guid></item><item><title>Retro #67 - Chopsticks Mall Piano Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/break-classics/break-retro/retro-67---chopsticks-mall-piano-fail.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Two kids attempt some cooperative chopsticks on a giant toy keyboard. Its like the movie Big, only this is a Big fail.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Two kids attempt some cooperative chopsticks on a giant toy keyboard.  Its like the movie Big, only this is a Big fail.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Wooden spoons Asian style&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;After a long discussion with my kitties, they finally convinced Bedros and I to return to youtube and our fans. Hope you guys enjoy! Subscribe and Rate! xoxo www.twitter.com ... TyraBanks BorrisSings MichaelJackson LadyGaga Hair AshleyTisdale Pokemon Cats Bedros Spain PokerFace Borris Scarf Japan Rice Bow Famous Glasses Music Talent PerezHilton God Hot Comeback Chopsticks Dance Hairdryer &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;How to tell if the lye is strong enough from ashes ... learn lye ashes pint salt stir spoon kitchen clean brownies dissolve weight wood popsicle sticks chopsticks jar sunroom container colour string thread coin toony scissors quarter float rainwater egg marker sticky &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uDlE1YGIydFb6DdOXYTI9A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WBfTYzDtiYo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/nancy-today-homemade-lye-experiment-pt-3-968522.html</guid></item><item><title>Nancy Today: Part 2- An experiment</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/nancy-today-part-2-an-experiment-968523.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Learning how to tell if lye is strong enough from ashes ... learn lye ashes pint salt stir spoon kitchen clean brownies dissolve weight wood popsicle sticks chopsticks jar sunroom container colour string thread coin toony scissors quarter float rainwater egg marker &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DsgXNrlUwPs8ig2VEvsLPw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VpZa5QeWaDc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/nancy-today-part-2-an-experiment-968523.html</guid></item><item><title>Nancy Today: Part 1- An experiment</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/nancy-today-part-1-an-experiment-968552.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Learning how to tell if lye is strong enough from the ashes ... learn lye ashes pint salt stir spoon kitchen clean brownies dissolve weight wood popsicle sticks chopsticks jar sunroom container colour string thread coin toony scissors &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Y5bgSblrPQ8oEkTyrXo0NQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AY7pZozg_Rw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/nancy-today-part-1-an-experiment-968552.html</guid></item><item><title>Sake Bombs Away!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Sake-Bombs-Away-662635.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A little too excited to be taking shots and the results are amazing. &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;http://www.LaneVids.com

Here is a video of a bunch of clips that never made it into any videos for 2008. It is very Random, but some funny stuff is there!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oztnIKT8uRCWQi4PT8xgGQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:58:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/645929_9ccbcf4e-e06b-4dfa-a384-0fac46a6060e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/2008-The-Clips-That-Never-Were-645929.html</guid></item><item><title>The Fork Song</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-fork-song-968576.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;fork with my 6 in wood. So fellas. Yeah Fellas Yeah Have you forgotten how to fork? Huh? Stab it Jab it Baby I got fork Sushi watch your back My fork is on the attack Kimchi never tasted so nice I even know how to fork my rice. Sweat and sour pork How would you like to feel my fork? Forking hamburger not so fun? Just kiss patty and squeeze bun. I like to fork my noodles. But never fork them poodles. I fork like a felon Cause it fun to fork them melons. ... fork spoon rap parody sir mix lot baby ...&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;this is what happens in the office when the boss is out.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Jamie Kennedy tries to eat Chinese food on the Ghost Whisperer set -- and fails miserably. ... ghost whisperer jamie kennedy jennifer love hewitt camryn manheim cbs chopsticks chinese food &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0NHfbKwy78pKIVR0abpPMA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DtClDhJf4D0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/don-t-give-jamie-kennedy-chopsticks-1058577.html</guid></item><item><title>Chopsticks Showoff Owned</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/chopsticks-showoff-owned.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Like the scene in the Tom Hanks movie Big this kid is playing Chopsticks on one of those giant keyboards when his friend decides to try and showoff his musical skills.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oRbvL4iUMnH54TW7pCH09Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:37:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/chopsticks-showoff-owned.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/chopsticks-showoff-owned.html</guid></item><item><title>Dude Breaks 8 Chopsticks With A Dollar</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/dude-breaks-8-chopsticks-with-a-dollar.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/dude-breaks-8-chopsticks-with-a-dollar.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/dude-breaks-8-chopsticks-with-a-buck.jpg" alt="Dude Breaks 8 Chopsticks With A Dollar" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A Chinese martial art master breaks eight chopsticks in half using a dollar bill.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=s%2baCRYxWOEkwghNMB3eqiA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:56:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/dude-breaks-8-chopsticks-with-a-buck.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/dude-breaks-8-chopsticks-with-a-dollar.html</guid></item><item><title>Dollar Bill Cuts Chopsticks</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Dollar-Bill-Cuts-Chopsticks-529937.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Dollar-Bill-Cuts-Chopsticks-529937.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/529937_583469ec-396b-483f-87bd-682851d54a99_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Dollar Bill Cuts Chopsticks" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A guy gets a dollar bill cuts to cut through chopsticks.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ag3BaPfKG6TdSa9spY6%2bvQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:04:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/529937_583469ec-396b-483f-87bd-682851d54a99_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Dollar-Bill-Cuts-Chopsticks-529937.html</guid></item><item><title>Nokia addictions causes dining problems..</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Nokia-addictions-causes-dining-problems-361033.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Nokia-addictions-causes-dining-problems-361033.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/361033_24cab993-2798-48f1-8d48-5dc49faa1b40_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Nokia addictions causes dining problems.." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Not the best dating advice...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=h8dblGJ0UJoJ3jt1FqfOfg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:24:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/361033_24cab993-2798-48f1-8d48-5dc49faa1b40_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Nokia-addictions-causes-dining-problems-361033.html</guid></item><item><title>Life In Tokyo: Vlog #30 Fire &amp;amp; Fireworks</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/life-in-tokyo-vlog-30-fire-fireworks-928291.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/life-in-tokyo-vlog-30-fire-fireworks-928291.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Life In Tokyo: Vlog #30 Fire &amp; Fireworks" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I went to Hie Shrine located in the center of Tokyo near Akasaka station for the annual chopstick burning festival to give thanks to my chopsticks and pray for good health. Though it seems a bit serious looking in the video, this is not a particularly solemn ceremony. It was a fun, small little ceremony, with what I imagine were mostly people who work for a chopstick factory. For the record, Japanese people don't in general celebrate Chopstick Appretiation Day. Then in the evening I went to ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=74ZhF%2bdhoRiMk4GzA0RuPA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/life-in-tokyo-vlog-30-fire-fireworks-928291.html</guid></item><item><title>Karate Kid Style Chopstick flycatching!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/Karate-Kid-Style-Chopstick-flycatching-308866.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/Karate-Kid-Style-Chopstick-flycatching-308866.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/308866_8ccaf42c-3bb0-41e3-812b-82e91004e02b_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Karate Kid Style Chopstick flycatching!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Well, not flies but even harder - a mosquito.Pretty cool viral video from LeeAndDan that is pretty well shot.What would Mr Myagi say...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iwJI%2bfRwaX3cO%2f8NWLvMkw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:47:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/308866_8ccaf42c-3bb0-41e3-812b-82e91004e02b_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/Karate-Kid-Style-Chopstick-flycatching-308866.html</guid></item><item><title>MAKE A QUICK MODIFICATION TO ANY CHOPSTICK AND USE</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/3/MAKE-A-QUICK-MODIFICATION-TO-ANY-CHOPSTICK-AND-USE-258688.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/3/MAKE-A-QUICK-MODIFICATION-TO-ANY-CHOPSTICK-AND-USE-258688.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/3/258688_bf554b75-7130-4ff9-b43f-e595e63b4b4d_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="MAKE A QUICK MODIFICATION TO ANY CHOPSTICK AND USE" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I love this one.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xiUYraTZ8gGhsF7p1iDNFA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:50:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/3/258688_bf554b75-7130-4ff9-b43f-e595e63b4b4d_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/3/MAKE-A-QUICK-MODIFICATION-TO-ANY-CHOPSTICK-AND-USE-258688.html</guid></item><item><title>Chopsticks</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/Chopsticks-235537.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/Chopsticks-235537.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/2/235537_d20d9ff8-c2dc-4988-ad1c-a664d5ec3fe7_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Chopsticks" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;While dining at a local mongolian restaurant, we decided to see how much english one of the workers really knew so we figured wed just ask him a few simple questions...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wVe8831WAizuv7ZknkFVkw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:29:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/2/235537_d20d9ff8-c2dc-4988-ad1c-a664d5ec3fe7_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/Chopsticks-235537.html</guid></item><item><title>chopsticks...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/chopsticks-208836.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/chopsticks-208836.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/1/208836_d9f27b37-71de-43db-9099-ca26c552f1b8_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="chopsticks..." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;how does he do that...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9dxli5xTiE%2bDyMr4JskhMw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 23:32:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/1/208836_d9f27b37-71de-43db-9099-ca26c552f1b8_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/chopsticks-208836.html</guid></item><item><title>Magic Rice</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/12/Magic-Rice-200735.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/12/Magic-Rice-200735.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2006/12/200735_6e464799-2a8d-41e9-b172-2195e92ae3c7_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Magic Rice" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Picking up a glass of rice with one chopstick.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0sDiN%2f%2fR7P1UaRKcmxJ8fQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 20:33:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2006/12/200735_6e464799-2a8d-41e9-b172-2195e92ae3c7_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/12/Magic-Rice-200735.html</guid></item><item><title>Snap yo chopstick</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/snap-yo-chopstick-894192.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/snap-yo-chopstick-894192.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Snap yo chopstick" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;snap yo chopstick! ... music video snap yo fingers chopstick azn guy cash lil jon mexican friends girl money retarded hyper drunk song &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=u8HgTSxqIOUK0NS6LAC5TA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/snap-yo-chopstick-894192.html</guid></item><item><title>Not Another Teen Movie Funny Scenes</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/not-another-teen-movie-funny-scenes-807839.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/not-another-teen-movie-funny-scenes-807839.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="Not Another Teen Movie Funny Scenes" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Funny scenes from Not Another Teen Movie ... not another teen movie funny boobies tits sex porn hot &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bT%2b3RZh22Kzn3L4HfC3zSw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/not-another-teen-movie-funny-scenes-807839.html</guid></item><item><title>Yao ming teaches tmac to use chopsticks</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/yao-ming-teaches-tmac-to-use-chopsticks-1243068.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/yao-ming-teaches-tmac-to-use-chopsticks-1243068.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DE1npIIOUus/default.jpg" alt="Yao ming teaches tmac to use chopsticks" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Yao ming and dikembe teaches tmac to use chopsticks, also includes some of george foremans kids. ... yao tmac tracy nba dikembe foreman &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hxqnrY5jX6mKXmiT0htrcw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DE1npIIOUus/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/yao-ming-teaches-tmac-to-use-chopsticks-1243068.html</guid></item></channel></rss>