<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:03:28 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:03:28 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>ELFIS Story 12 - Most Frustrating Time of the Year</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-12-most-frustrating-time-of-the-year-1504692</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;ELFIS shares a funny Christmas song about stress and frustration during the holidays. Lyrics Steven Stay, music Eddie Pola &amp;amp; George Wyle.http://www.ElfisLives.comELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda. Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS - Most Frustrating Time of the YearLyrics Steven Stay, music Eddie Pola &amp;amp; George Wyle.Its the most frustrating time of the yearWith the kids home and yellingI just feel like telling them get out of hearIts the most frustrating time of the yearIts the cost costliest season of allWhat the heck its just moneyI wont feel to crummy till the bill collectors callIts the cost costliest season of allThere are partys each night and the feel of frostbiteFrom caroling out in the snowThe kids are to blame for me going ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xjqGdI3Iccru1aDTJhtayA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:48:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1504692_28906e8c-f48d-4c61-88eb-2d79b963d554_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/elfis-story-12-most-frustrating-time-of-the-year-1504692</guid></item><item><title>I Want an H1N1 Shot for Christmas</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-want-an-h1n1-shot-for-christmas-1501574</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;ELFIS shares a funny Christmas song about the H1N1 Swine Flu virus vaccine. Lyrics by Steve Stay and John Rox, music by John Rox. http://www.ElfisLives.comELFIS, Short for E Long Fong I Song, the name given to Santa Tech dropout Stewart E Pedd II by his Elf Guru, Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda. Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.LYRICS:I Want an H1N1 shot for ChristmasOnly an H1N1 shot will do Dont want Tamiflu, Relenza it wont doI want the FDA approved vaccine made for Swine FluI want an H1N1 shot for ChristmasI dont think Santas going to run out, do you?A pandemic, is it true? or like the dirty birdie flu?Just inject me while Im sleeping, thats the easy thing to doI can see it now on Christmas morningSantas creeping up my stairsI feel a jab, tears fill my eyes as that vaccine Ive idealizedflows through my Hypodermus, am I Spared? I Want an H1N1 ...&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Rodeo 3&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2cn65t9LrjZO1rF%2bHErbSg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/l9guHO07tdo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/ubi-clause-snowboarder-1421543.html</guid></item><item><title>Ubi Clause Snowboarder</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/ubi-clause-snowboarder-1421547.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;BS Rodeo 5&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;BS 3 en Caviahue&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;BS Rodeo 3 Melon&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;information, visit the ACLU's website. tinyurl.com www.oath-keepers.blogspot.com ... Legal Illegal Law Lawyer Lawful Unlawful Arrest Arrested ACLU Advice Court Police District Attorney DA Judge Jury Verdict Protect Bill of Rights Constitution Amendments 6th Amendment Supremecy Clause Policeman Policemen Sheriff Deputy Deputies Squad Car Handcuffs Tazed Tazer Gun Kill Shot Shoot Bullets Habeas Corpus Posse Comitatus Freedom Democracy Socialism Communism Obama Tyranny America Civil Common Oath ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DkmsDeGtpBTTKnUvuiqzGw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fLfqGtg1bgE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/what-to-do-if-you-are-arrested-1315081.html</guid></item><item><title>xmas</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/xmas-1295404.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I know its a bit early for this but.This is our house last year! I am even going to do more this year! Every year I buy more and more and really want it to be a winter wonderland =) ... xmas Dean Martin Marshmallow world cuddles Puppy Maltese Christmas Decorations holiday wreath garland lights Tree sanat clause snowman mrs &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3UN9SwlSNkg6vo%2bXrLi06w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ooGyycphrU8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/xmas-1295404.html</guid></item><item><title>Recap: Notre Dame 35, Nevada 0</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/recap-notre-dame-35-nevada-0-1277695.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;GO IRISH! ... college NCAA football notre dame fighting irish Jimmy Clausen Michael Floyd Golden Tate &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=H9uMfyqkQEzLdpiZ8IEnVQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oL97qtG1F3c/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/recap-notre-dame-35-nevada-0-1277695.html</guid></item><item><title>Senses Fail - Fireworks at Dawn/Lungs Like Gallows (Cover)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/senses-fail-fireworks-at-dawn-lungs-like-gallows-cover-1164855.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;in this medley i cover two senses fail songs of their latest record life is not a waiting room. fireworks at dawn and lungs like gallows. both songs are recorded in drop c tuning. make sure to comment, feel free to subscribe, and watch in HD for high definition sights and sounds!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GdJz36CoNm3StG%2btbGT%2fww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/R9toNVYkIQ8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/senses-fail-fireworks-at-dawn-lungs-like-gallows-cover-1164855.html</guid></item><item><title>Hilary Duff - Santa Clause Lane Live</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/hilary-duff-santa-clause-lane-live-1147373.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Hilary Duff canta 'Santa Claus Lane' en Navidad.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JYhI3qS3BiXP8jOQyyGcZg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z9_pKmho8zQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/hilary-duff-santa-clause-lane-live-1147373.html</guid></item><item><title>Santa Clause is Coming to Town</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/santa-clause-is-coming-to-town-1141066.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The Ultimate Christmas Tree. A small part of our Christmas light show each year. ... LED Christmas Tree Christmas Light Display LED Christmas Light Show &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IMnDH3sg0xT0tnbJF02VoQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AfS1kfddZgI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/santa-clause-is-coming-to-town-1141066.html</guid></item><item><title>Letters from Santa Clause to Kids!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/letters-from-santa-clause-to-kids-1114014.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Let us make your child light up in amazement with a free letter from Santa Clause! www.SantaClauseLetters.weebly.com ... Santa Clause reindeer December 2009 Christmas songs Jingle Bells free letter miley cyrus YouTube &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Y04bjnh%2brHimfFpq9nRmAg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jxxlxWdm0cA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/letters-from-santa-clause-to-kids-1114014.html</guid></item><item><title>Frosty the Devil</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/frosty-the-devil-1036638.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;, ours would sound awesome if we had better voices, but it served it's part. Corban and Jonathan are just leaving a Christmas Party, and Corban had a blast! But Jonathan... not so much. So, Corban tries to cheer him up with some music. MIXED SONGS: DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, AND FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ... devil went down to georgia george jamaica frosty the snowman song daniels band guitar hero christmas carol card tree lights vacation santa clause claws holidays music radio mix cross sync sing ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jNzwwQTaUTK2870wG20JBA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KDfRejwLx_M/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/frosty-the-devil-1036638.html</guid></item><item><title>Auslander</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/auslander-990482.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;time ... Random Mini Bike having fun arounf the city cliff drop kick nick dropkicknick1 yay no obama bush scooter bike grass greely estate rhode island laugh ahahaha numbers letters santa clause girls guys rocks people minutes random bed videos jumping boy wannabe jackass headphones tool shoes hair red black white street trees cars yellow gray falling michael jackson spining cry date map search clear moives shanedawsontv shanedawsontv2 nigahiga smosh ianh fred wastetimechasingcars thatonekid182 ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GxCXRfmrtpEQ%2fTJV7nTEDg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-LO3y5E9hN0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/auslander-990482.html</guid></item><item><title>big man with balls</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/big-man-with-balls-880688.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Cool kid tries hard to catch the football! ... LOL Rofl philip maximilian noah Sex boobs boob blowjob anal vagina penis airsoft ak47 masterbate moan teeth toothpaste machinima cool fag funny space bike shirt pants thong nintendo boyshorts ps3 xbox360 dildo panties bra g-string strip tease guitar drums linkinpark music what ive done new divide second chance ds mic dsi harry potter resident evil at&amp;amp;t santa clause wood pranks miley cyrus hannah montana emma watson angelina jolie naked starwars cock ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tP6cTy6wKCX0MM5TBxqi6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/big-man-with-balls-880688.html</guid></item><item><title>SpaceBike</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/spacebike-880698.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;One Cool Kid Braves to put his Bike into space via park swing. ... Sex boobs boob blowjob anal vagina penis airsoft ak47 masterbate moan teeth toothpaste machinima cool fag funny space bike shirt pants thong nintendo boyshorts ps3 xbox360 dildo panties bra g-string strip tease guitar drums linkinpark music what ive done new divide second chance ds mic dsi harry potter resident evil at&amp;amp;t santa clause wood pranks miley cyrus hannah montana emma watson angelina jolie naked starwars cock ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ItuTS3NXEn1s34rpHADtwg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/spacebike-880698.html</guid></item><item><title>Police examine church's Easter invite</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/police-examine-church-s-easter-invite-951030.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;In 2007 a five-strong team of police officers investigated a church's literature because someone said a leaflet inviting the public to an Easter service was offensive. Two mounted policemen were later joined by three armour-clad officers who jumped out of a police van to examine the Easter invitation leaflet. ... Christian Easter Invitation Police Manchester Chorlton Hate Crime Offensive Julian Hurst Homophobia Free Speech Clause Waddington C1UK &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4CVLdnjPpEkJWXyRCpz3Ug%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/police-examine-church-s-easter-invite-951030.html</guid></item><item><title>DJ Giga Dance @ GIGAparc (1 Jahr HardBase FM)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dj-giga-dance-gigaparc-1-jahr-hardbase-fm-907079.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Engel Fanatic Tine Matti Jan Benny Oli Alex AmoK (bald mit neuem Nick) Mr. Dr. Hamburg DJ Dave P Eurythmix DJ Team DJ Loop DJ Blue und an alle anderen die ich jetzt vergessen habe und die mit uns gerockt haben ;) ... HardBase.FM GIGAparc DJ Giga Dance Jan Obenhin TechnoBase.FM Giga-Parc.de Eurythmix.net DJGigaDance.de SpYed HB Logo Max B. Grant No Good (Prophet Rmx) Base-X vs. If could be You 2k9 (Jan van Bass-10 Zealot Hardux HardBass (BuLLJay www.DJGigaDance.de G4bby Clausel Energizer ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9jkKmANOavcGKzS98fbb2A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dj-giga-dance-gigaparc-1-jahr-hardbase-fm-907079.html</guid></item><item><title>Go Behind The Scenes with Radio City Music Halls Stage Door Tou</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/go-behind-the-scenes-with-radio-city-music-halls-stage-door-tou-727557.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Go behind the scenes of Radio City Music Hall with the Radio City Stage Door Tour! Visit stagedoortour.com for more!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VTqpOs4HC%2fI3GOQzx8%2beVQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 14:27:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/727557_e714f4fd-eaac-452f-924b-4a49186d4c1d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/go-behind-the-scenes-with-radio-city-music-halls-stage-door-tou-727557.html</guid></item><item><title>Radio City Rockettes Tryouts!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/radio-city-rockettes-tryouts-721321.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Go behind the scenes with the Radio City Rockettes auditions!&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Disneyland/World. ... Miley Cyrus Billy Ray Zac Efron Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Tisdale Hilary Duff Demi Lovato Selina Gomez Wizards hsm hsm3 hm hannah montana movie abc disney channel gma nrk erhard breakout destiny hope emily osment tca the view idol full circle best both worlds bolt greta bbc totp berlin concert orlando cute teen smiley vanity fair Jonas Brothers 1080 720 hd premiere hq Britney trailer tyra banks evan ross daily rippa amy adams dcgames enchanted annie leibovitz digital 3d ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vBI7rcj9%2b9H5HoTVtuNZ5Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OZQzR2FMXGs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/miley-cyrus-santa-clause-is-coming-to-town-sweet-16-disney-1114048.html</guid></item><item><title>Montana Passes Gun Sovereignty Law that Forbids Federal Regulat</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/montana-passes-gun-sovereignty-law-that-forbids-federal-regulat-766746.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;projectiles with each pull of the trigger. This Montana bill became law on income tax day, April 15, 2009. It seems ironic that this move towards freedom from Federal oppression became official on a date that so many freedom-minded Americans loathe. At this time, similar legislation is in the works in other states, including Texas and Alaska. Montana residents may wish to consult this list of Montana Firearms Manufacturers and Gunsmiths. The Federal government has long regulated firearms ...&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer parody
By: D-Trane&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Hope you enjoy! Please rate.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;vampire there and attacks her. Amazingly, Bella wins the fight, and Eddie runs into the vamp who looks just like Bella, only as a vampire, and that random vampie leads Eddie to Bellie. And in the end, somehow poor Edward gets the beating (look closely at the pic). The song is Santa Baby by...no clue...hehe. Lyrics: Santa Baby. slip a sable under the tree, for me. Been an awful good girl. Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Santa Baby, a 54 convertable too, light blue. And Ill ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bcDiBYcJE8a%2bF%2fUk0dLdrw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/santa-baby-twilight-style-sims-2-style-770107.html</guid></item><item><title>The Merry Christmas Blog Video</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/The-TMD-Merry-Christmas-Blog-Video-635960.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This is a blog video from The Mighty Dynastys King Drell wishing everyone happy holidays and a very Merry Christmas. He tells everyone his view about Christmas and the big guy himself Santa. This video is all in fun and we hope everyone has a great holiday season. Go to www.tmdfilms.tv and sign up with the channel.TMD Bitches!!!&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Holly wishes everyone a safe and happy holidays!  &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Day in 100 Seconds for December 24, 2008 ... day one hundred 100 seconds christmas santa clause caroling carols snowmen lights holiday merry happy &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Competing Christmas charities join forces.&lt;/td&gt;
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