<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:04:16 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:04:16 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Get Angry, Think More Clearly</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/get-angry-think-more-clearly-1233522.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Ever have trouble concentrating? Studies have shown that anger can actually sharpen your concentration.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Z1pdpOotMI3n1pawibYsFg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:51:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1233522_e233f4cf-94f7-41d5-9aad-10d038b9c83e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/get-angry-think-more-clearly-1233522.html</guid></item><item><title>Volunteers : The Series : Coming Soon</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/volunteers-the-series-coming-soon-1277271.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Coming Soon! Shot in HD and with Helmet Cameras for 1st person perspective during real life situations. First episode includes an amazing (and graphic) triple car crash with entrapment, and an amazing extrication by Volunteer Firefighters! You have to see this! To see pictures of it on Facebook, search Purcellville Volunteer Fire. All Real, All Volunteer! Thanks to the Purcellville Volunteer Fire Department &amp;amp; ALL Volunteer Firefighters for everything you do... for all of us! ... reality ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kzpmjhKRs6%2fcPRsrkC5f4g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/N93NMJf1w3c/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/volunteers-the-series-coming-soon-1277271.html</guid></item><item><title>Halo 3 - SO CLOSE! I swear the world hates me (Fail)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/halo-3-so-close-i-swear-the-world-hates-me-fail-1152063.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;www.bungie.net Clearlyme, double icicle, fail, i swear the world hates me, gary uk, lbyl2, fbwalshyftw, halo3helpers, so close, narrows, halo 3, trick jumps, new, amazing, awesome, tips, tutorial, how to&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=h6y%2f7YlN4kYlpZX5ihpQvA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JyaDQCavUZc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/halo-3-so-close-i-swear-the-world-hates-me-fail-1152063.html</guid></item><item><title>Horse Tramples Oncoming Car</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/horse-tramples-oncoming-car-911907.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Clearly, the mare was jealous of the cars superior horsepower.http://www.hotfunnyclub.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ce%2bZSQZufl5M4r0%2feA%2f6gw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:19:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/911907_e7e837dc-9ee4-40b0-8d1f-3c81c57377c3_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/horse-tramples-oncoming-car-911907.html</guid></item><item><title>The Hills (A Zanessa Story) Season 2 Episode 8 [He is Clearly O</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-hills-a-zanessa-story-season-2-episode-8-he-is-clearly-o-1132376.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I HAD TO AUDIOSWAP-Please comment! ... zac efron vanessa hudgens chace crawford lauren conrad brody jenner audrina patridge &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6TVyFHAMuCOiy3NWxQHhEA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aQEK1okGfM4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-hills-a-zanessa-story-season-2-episode-8-he-is-clearly-o-1132376.html</guid></item><item><title>Jays Alex Rios Is Clearly Not In The Mood To Sign Autographs</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/jays-alex-rios-is-clearly-not-in-the-mood-to-sign-autographs-749248.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Jays Alex Rios Is Clearly Not In The Mood To Sign Autographs&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PTMfEJC5S%2bkD43%2fZ3W5%2ftw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:55:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/749248_ab064203-e879-4488-8516-83974dff968d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/jays-alex-rios-is-clearly-not-in-the-mood-to-sign-autographs-749248.html</guid></item><item><title>SEXY Spectacular Part 2 Video The Gay Chair Molester NYG!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/sexy-spectacular-part-2-video-the-gay-chair-molester-nyg-803794.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;the gayness pt. 2: www.youtube.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=axsFndgxVPSOBHrY0GMRtA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/sexy-spectacular-part-2-video-the-gay-chair-molester-nyg-803794.html</guid></item><item><title>Clearly drunk</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/clearly-drunk-1195172.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I have no idea why you watched this video either.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qOXGQE7uEyiVZl81iMJjww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qJh_Ay_VtV0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/clearly-drunk-1195172.html</guid></item><item><title>Scary Chainsaw Accident Slices Leg</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/scary-chainsaw-accident-slices-leg.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Is this real? After the guy cutting the tree gets through, it clearly hits his buddy's leg, which appears bloody. Let's hope he is OK.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JMcjU4RSqlVy1H7GNNW3iw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:38:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/scary-chainsaw-accident-slices-leg.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/scary-chainsaw-accident-slices-leg.html</guid></item><item><title>Not A Banana - Akufokus Commercial #2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Not-A-Banana-Akufokus-Commercial-2-543406.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Not-A-Banana-Akufokus-Commercial-2-543406.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/543406_74588557-ed7a-4ff4-9e3a-9150af59a0e5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Not A Banana - Akufokus Commercial #2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Bad contacts almost bring a death metal band to its knees. In this version, the band decides whether or not to kick Sex Mallet out. In comes Akufokus contacts to save the day. A paid advertisement with some German flair. 

Starring Travis Nelson, Kenny Stevenson and Ryan Kay. Guest Starring Judd Fish. 

Written by: Murph and Frank Director: Murph DP: Chad&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1heQVHeyqYLC8edELnJreg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:44:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/543406_74588557-ed7a-4ff4-9e3a-9150af59a0e5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Not-A-Banana-Akufokus-Commercial-2-543406.html</guid></item><item><title>Clearly, this guy has a tough life...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Clearly-this-guy-has-a-tough-life-507495.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Clearly-this-guy-has-a-tough-life-507495.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/507495_6152d1fa-82d2-496b-9d8e-b4fe581f12ff_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Clearly, this guy has a tough life..." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A storage guy describes why its hard being him.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3M1CX4Gp81wXuXLOsCtw5g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 23:42:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/507495_6152d1fa-82d2-496b-9d8e-b4fe581f12ff_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Clearly-this-guy-has-a-tough-life-507495.html</guid></item><item><title>Funny Glasses Commercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/Funny-Glasses-Commercial-462983.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Clearly this girl needs glasses&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=f%2fEp1%2bONynvURvEVZCZezg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:25:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/462983_50442f52-e938-4427-9014-bf057c0368ae_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/Funny-Glasses-Commercial-462983.html</guid></item><item><title>I can see through your clothes clearly.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/i-can-see-through-your-clothes-clearly-1017109.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/i-can-see-through-your-clothes-clearly-1017109.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ECQF5pzPrSA/default.jpg" alt="I can see through your clothes clearly." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;How cute she is! Sexy Sisters! I can see through your clothes clearly. ... samsung mp3p mp3 player yp-t9 t9 music radio photo movie game text design ipod style sexy stuff cute girl &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mLtHygBJlIT5Zh3Gw4Y1Hw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ECQF5pzPrSA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/i-can-see-through-your-clothes-clearly-1017109.html</guid></item><item><title>Lady CLEARLY does not know her math on Millionaire.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/lady-clearly-does-not-know-her-math-on-millionaire-967459.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Okay, so if there was a time limit in millionaire then I wouldn't be surprised about this at all, but this lady CLEARLY does not know how to fucking ADD on millionaire! Just watch and you'll see what I mean. ... dumbest contestant on millionaire ever owned pwned time math merideth viera wow &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Hiria9WmyLhXXFsosOAJ7g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hJY5Z13q2LY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/lady-clearly-does-not-know-her-math-on-millionaire-967459.html</guid></item><item><title>mago martin clearly sawing in half with sabrina salerno</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mago-martin-clearly-sawing-in-half-with-sabrina-salerno-1317473.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;clearly impossible with sabrina salerno ... mago martin sawing in half street criss angel copperfield prestige &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8ui3DBA8m4vlfQ6QAYZMBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QUVn4HtiW1U/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mago-martin-clearly-sawing-in-half-with-sabrina-salerno-1317473.html</guid></item><item><title>Rescuer Turns Away</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/11/Rescuer-Turns-Away-184953.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This ''Indiana Jones'' type rescuer really takes the time to think things through...and I think I approve of his decision.&lt;/td&gt;
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