<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:25:36 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:25:36 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>VTECH(r) OFFERS PRACTICAL, STYLISH GIFTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/vtech-r-offers-practical-stylish-gifts-this-holiday-season-1502386</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Make it a Blue Christmas with VTechs BLUETOOTH(r) Cordless Phone SystemsNovember 2009 (Medialink) - This holiday season, budgets may be top of mind for consumers but they still want the latest gadgets to stay connected and ease personal communications. By making it a Blue Christmas, shoppers can give the gift of convenience in communications without breaking the bank - especially for the gadget guys and gals in their lives. With BLUETOOTH(r) cordless phone systems from VTech(r) Communications, Inc. (a wholly owned subsidiary of VTech Holdings Ltd. HKSE: 303; ADR: VTKHY, and the largest U.S. cordless phone manufacturer), friends and family can take advantage of advanced technologies to streamline communication during the busy holidays.  Combining BLUETOOTH and DECT 6.0 technologies, VTechs LS6245 and DS6321-3 cordless phones enable users to consolidate cellular and landline calls and enjoy the freedom of talking in any room without worrying about dropped cell calls or poor call clarity. Each of ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zU2uiLcozmz33ytFsZPfsA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:36:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502386_fb8be857-9cd7-4167-9419-2e9c9e2024fc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/vtech-r-offers-practical-stylish-gifts-this-holiday-season-1502386</guid></item><item><title>Eureka SD. Lightning Close to House</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/eureka-sd-lightning-close-to-house-770438.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Lightning Very Close To House on June 18 2009&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pV8xtGjJ81gtKsQ1cdU3vw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/eureka-sd-lightning-close-to-house-770438.html</guid></item><item><title>PT 3-9. AMERICANS!!!!! MUST WATCH VIDEO!!. BE PREPARED FOR INCO</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pt-3-9-americans-must-watch-video-be-prepared-for-inco-1144791.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;boobs pussy cunt drunk club arabic arab egyptian song music sex dance bellydance Stella loves Nfl, ncaa, baseball, soccer, futbol, football, Nba, basketball, mlb, hockey, nhl, paris fifa, poker, golf, world cup, pussycat dolls scherzinger Nicole paris Hilton nascrar, formula one, snooker, pool, tennis, rugby babe sexy japanese sexy lady sexy pics sexy thongs school girls sexy milf free sexy asian sexy japanese sexy xxx actress Racheal Smith Miss usa rachael smith tennessee lace sexy ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fHW5Qy8J0EPm4716WgH2Vg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pGAPLrRyN80/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pt-3-9-americans-must-watch-video-be-prepared-for-inco-1144791.html</guid></item><item><title>Geek Pad: How To Massage Yourself With A Pen - Comedy.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Geek-Pad-How-To-Massage-Yourself-With-A-Pen-Comedy-com-617284.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;In this Christmas gift episode of Geek Pad, Sam Riegel and Rob Blatt try out the new pen massager and try to figure out how to open the annoying packaging that their Christmas gifts come in. Geek Pad is a Comedy.com original series.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3zXvSF3qTevBZvgqPTsw%2fg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:04:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/617284_b4081b72-6cac-4f94-8dc5-cf3f64d036b9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Geek-Pad-How-To-Massage-Yourself-With-A-Pen-Comedy-com-617284.html</guid></item><item><title>How to use a drill safely</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/How-to-use-a-drill-safely-531244.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;http://www.homeserve.com/videos/all - Using electric drills and power tools safely around the home. The HomeServe do-it-yourself guide for help with safely using power tools for different drilling jobs in your home.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XDbAwsgzoFkooQ7Ku8iGHA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:27:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/531244_933b4304-5463-4f2c-a3a0-0d042f30df2a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/How-to-use-a-drill-safely-531244.html</guid></item><item><title>Dude Gets Nailed By Phone</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/dude-gets-nailed-by-phone.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Some chick is talking on an old phone.  As she walks to the printer the cord gets stretched out and ends up slipping off her ear and nailing her coworker in the nuts.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=z9Lttbde4yl%2byZKKroE9qQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:33:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/dude-gets-nailed-by-phone.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/dude-gets-nailed-by-phone.html</guid></item><item><title>Kennedy - Your Mama</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/kennedy-your-mama-1491895</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;iTunes: phobos.apple.com www.myspace.com The MILF phenomenon - Silverlake's Kennedy takes the world by storm with his dance floor clasic Your Mama! Your Mama by Kennedy (c) 2007 Kennedy ... Kennedy For President Your Mama DirtyPop Cordless Recordings Silverlake Dirty Pop iTunes mp3 &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=C6P3d%2fYwxxQD%2fEK3SNlnJA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cHa81UKTamk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/kennedy-your-mama-1491895</guid></item><item><title>cordless drill</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/cordless-drill-230322.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;i wish i had a drill like this&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OB6MmeU%2fHh1eoSPojsd9bw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 23:24:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/2/230322_b2368d06-37f6-4f8f-b1f9-4a78bcee4281_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/cordless-drill-230322.html</guid></item><item><title>Jihad Jerry &amp;amp; The Evildoers - Army Girls Gone Wild</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jihad-jerry-the-evildoers-army-girls-gone-wild-1112627.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Greetings, Spuds! I am Jihad Jerry and declare that MINE IS NOT A HOLY WAR! Rather, it is a war on stupidity as thankless and futile as the war on drugs. What we believe matters not. Men believed the moon was made of green cheese. It wasn't, so believe what you will, but do not make others eat from your plate. You look through your glasses, the rest of the world looks at them. Remember this and I tip my music-filled Turban to you as my Evildoers dance for your pleasure. In appreciation of ...&lt;/td&gt;
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