<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:23:46 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:23:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Tan pantyhose / tights upskirt</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/tan-pantyhose-tights-upskirt-1505731</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;An office girl in a short skirt shows her pantyhose and panties&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=s0iZkSrZWs9KQEGKU0SPgw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZCochG5LtPk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/tan-pantyhose-tights-upskirt-1505731</guid></item><item><title>Cranks! Episode 1: Let's Have Some Fun!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cranks-episode-1-let-s-have-some-fun-1369237.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;dang this one's good ... cranks prank caller call ventrilo harassment monomij drake myers crankyankers &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=L4qRuS%2fGaobq5dGKq4D%2bng%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5Hciiqg9iGM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cranks-episode-1-let-s-have-some-fun-1369237.html</guid></item><item><title>Cranky old man loses it!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cranky-old-man-loses-it-1284248.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;old man has a go at the class 4 penises and scrotums? sorry bout the vid coz i was hiding the fone from the teacher and well it became quite difficult. just listen to the sound tho =D comments plz ... cranky old man loses it angry funny fun laugh trick prank shouting mean penis arsehole guy annoying annoyed class school &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LwJj1XxiU6dZYlMNi0DU9Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tJu9nzD95ak/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cranky-old-man-loses-it-1284248.html</guid></item><item><title>medium</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/medium-1276877.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;810 at Cru ... 810 Paintball Whistles go whoo only in the mornin &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oaj%2faSnNYMDVmnzF35%2fDsQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0ME9iGyxJPs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/medium-1276877.html</guid></item><item><title>Cranky Guy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cranky-guy-1180659.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;http://facebook.com/fanwoody. Become a fan on Facebook! First 500,000 fans can get free burgers!  Watch some cranky old guy slam the door in my face.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Found a bunch of old prank call tapes that I did with a buddy of mine....good stuff :)&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CexgIiuZmIHEXgd4yajM6Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WmYrQzC1RLA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/411-escort-service-prank-call-1254256.html</guid></item><item><title>Sabotaged Sled!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sabotaged-sled-1214483.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This snowmobile was deemed a total loss by the insurance company. CrankyApe.com employees attempted to start the unit. The sled fired up and just kept going. Someone had zip tied the throttle and circumvented the ignition. The snowmobile hit the proper RPM's and took off across the warehouse until hitting a wall. The problem was that there was no way to turn the sled off. The studded track began to break apart and heavy white smoke (you could not see thru it) filled the warehouse. ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xNM0%2fZcTT%2b59h57WrACP1A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FvWcNtC0bIo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sabotaged-sled-1214483.html</guid></item><item><title>She soiles her panties... then gets cranky TAKE 1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/she-soiles-her-panties-then-gets-cranky-take-1-858279.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Be sure to watch TAKE 2 !&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Hank Hill really needs some Tap and Die and WD40. Maybe Ace Hardware in Lago Vista, Texas will have it.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Lyrics: I make her say Oh, oh-oh-oh Oh, oh-oh-oh When I Ppp-poker face Pp-poke her face I make her say Oh, oh-oh-oh Oh, oh-oh-oh What up Ppp-poker face Pp-poke her face Me first! Kid Cudi She wanna have whatever she like She can if she bring her friend And we can have one hell of a night Through the day Eh, I mean staring like a creeper cause you gotta peep 'er I mean you probably might be saying you aint jockin' either But man, o girl got a fat old @ss Yeah, the type that make you tell ab ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1FBeDbAIZ1FXz81ZU%2bfGuQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/kid-cudi-ft-kanye-west-common-i-poke-her-face-w-lyrics-894451.html</guid></item><item><title>Sonictoast classics:  Sonic and Cranky Kong in Entertain the Ol</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/sonictoast-classics-sonic-and-cranky-kong-in-entertain-the-ol-774267.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I did a number of videos back in the year 2000 before I knew how to edit. Why does Sonics Butt hurt is one. This is another I recently found. Sorry about all the toilet humor, hope you enjoy it anyway. So Mario and Donkey Kong need to be at an important meeting and cannot pick up DKs Grandpa from the airport so they get Sonic to pick him up and baby sit him for the day. As if spending the day with a Cranky old Monkey wasnt bad enough, Sonic has an even more personal problem gumming up his ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rd3Zq5zo9cNBs%2bYoOc1Gxg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/sonictoast-classics-sonic-and-cranky-kong-in-entertain-the-ol-774267.html</guid></item><item><title>Crank Yankers - Niles Calls To Seek Home Construction Advice</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/crank-yankers-niles-calls-to-seek-home-construction-advice-902363.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Mmmm... caulk. :) Enjoy! Rate, Comment and Fave!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=KXn1DJUbTEniTKlAO7tueA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/crank-yankers-niles-calls-to-seek-home-construction-advice-902363.html</guid></item><item><title>Crank Yankers - Cammie Calls Tech Support</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/crank-yankers-cammie-calls-tech-support-874973.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Such a slut. :) Enjoy! Rate, Comment and Fave! Fave it!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IpT422p4VyyY2hDPNaXZxQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/crank-yankers-cammie-calls-tech-support-874973.html</guid></item><item><title>december  08 snow start the cranky cheviac 305 4bbl</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/december-08-snow-start-the-cranky-cheviac-305-4bbl-737021.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;i cant pump the bitch any harder!!!&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Pichu and his friends celebrate Christmas in Bikini Bottom! NOTE: That one part where Pichu's all dancing in Melee was something I've wanted to do. ... super smash bros brawl melee spongebob pichu jigglypuff louie DK donkey kong mario toadette kirby daisy cranky peach &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mmTtWyvnhEbJVA6o5hFWbQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/pokebob-chupants-christmas-who-part-1-812797.html</guid></item><item><title>KO by Super Quick Sucker Punch</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/super-quick-sucker-punch-causes-ko.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;One kid pays for waking up a napping classmate. The cranky dude gets up and decides to put the bully to sleep for a bit.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PVXIlrjH2wXTtVEnNxARNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:37:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/super-quick-sucker-punch-causes-ko.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/super-quick-sucker-punch-causes-ko.html</guid></item><item><title>Friend Like Me - Aladdin (1992)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/friend-like-me-aladdin-1992-963997.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me No no no Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d' C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss The king, the shah Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava? Have some of column A Try all of column B I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rwOLAlE2ggW8NVNcf0tkPw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BJwxu1YJ2iA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/friend-like-me-aladdin-1992-963997.html</guid></item><item><title>2 Kids Reaction To Scary Maze Game (FUNNY AS CRAP)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/2-kids-reaction-to-scary-maze-game-funny-as-crap-898253.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/2-kids-reaction-to-scary-maze-game-funny-as-crap-898253.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="2 Kids Reaction To Scary Maze Game (FUNNY AS CRAP)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;**READ DISCRIPITON** I hid a camera from far away and andrew and matt show their reaction toward the scary maze game. This is the funniest video ever wait till the end cuz matts is the best, oh my god its funny. Subscribe!!!!!!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uUWIdaen6XztT7YKvvcu7w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/2-kids-reaction-to-scary-maze-game-funny-as-crap-898253.html</guid></item><item><title>Nazar - Knock out</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/nazar-knock-out-1130678.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/nazar-knock-out-1130678.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hqPC9Mqv_F8/default.jpg" alt="Nazar - Knock out" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Nazar - Kinder des Himmels&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oM896KGN37rUTfsXSJRfzw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hqPC9Mqv_F8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/nazar-knock-out-1130678.html</guid></item><item><title>6/3: Lauren is cranky.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/6-3-lauren-is-cranky-1204377.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/6-3-lauren-is-cranky-1204377.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mynTtAuHZwo/default.jpg" alt="6/3: Lauren is cranky." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Don't mind me. I had a bad day. ... lauren plays with penguins and whales is grumpy anyway &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=file4%2bog3WjI5r86SMaN2w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mynTtAuHZwo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/6-3-lauren-is-cranky-1204377.html</guid></item><item><title>Ratatat - Falcon Jab</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ratatat-falcon-jab-953515.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ratatat-falcon-jab-953515.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Ratatat - Falcon Jab" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Ratatat - Falcon Jab FAAALLCCCON JAB!!!!! The 'vocals' in this song remind me of Human After All vocals~ ... ratatat falcon jab LP3 robot shiller daft punk sex hentai nude naked boobies california penguins phoenix fire earth wind water darth vader busy women dr magic black joy pixar woot blaine star samurai feet flys disney cranky david food arm fast horror rootbeer banana money pepper phone design clark war steak death tooth plate street coffee cell meat club yellow stick wars sexy paste white ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MUkorM80BIyszaIRDUmT%2bA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ratatat-falcon-jab-953515.html</guid></item><item><title>Hot &amp;amp; Sweaty Sexy Workout - 9: Tired, Wild, &amp;amp; Cranky</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Hot-Sweaty-Sexy-Workout-9-Tired-Wild-Cranky-496279.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Hot-Sweaty-Sexy-Workout-9-Tired-Wild-Cranky-496279.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/496279_64767ece-69b0-4335-b600-d60a47017fd7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Hot &amp; Sweaty Sexy Workout - 9: Tired, Wild, &amp; Cranky" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Slumber Party Theater Presents: &quot;Casey's Hot &amp;amp; Sweaty Sexy Workout: Part 9.&quot; A snippet from the night this cute girl and her friend video taped her exercising by kick boxing. A hot and sexy woman talks about anything and everything while exercising! Watch her bending &amp;amp; stretching with those cute, cute, legs! Beware of strong language and strong opinions! Sponsored by Long Pig: The Movie.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=inwCJY%2fjfTmFXQsm%2f2KrXw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 15:42:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/496279_64767ece-69b0-4335-b600-d60a47017fd7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Hot-Sweaty-Sexy-Workout-9-Tired-Wild-Cranky-496279.html</guid></item><item><title>Sexy Amazon Girl &amp;amp; Her Cranky Friend! Meeting Isabella - 5</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Sexy-Amazon-Girl-Her-Cranky-Friend-Meeting-Isabella-5-490230.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Sexy-Amazon-Girl-Her-Cranky-Friend-Meeting-Isabella-5-490230.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/490230_bc4bebc1-5b36-4cae-b3e8-d92dcfe8b5a6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Sexy Amazon Girl &amp; Her Cranky Friend! Meeting Isabella - 5" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Slumber Party Theater Presents: &quot;Isabella, A Tall, Hot &amp;amp; Sexy Babe, Bonds With A Man Over Toilet Paper! Meeting Isabella - 5!&quot; A new season begins for the Slumber Party Theater Gang as they welcome their newest member. Beware of strong language and strong opinions! Sponsored by Long Pig: The Movie.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IVE1YwAvPOUmckKSBoY8CQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:08:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/490230_bc4bebc1-5b36-4cae-b3e8-d92dcfe8b5a6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Sexy-Amazon-Girl-Her-Cranky-Friend-Meeting-Isabella-5-490230.html</guid></item><item><title>Mike and Phil- Silverton Heli-skiing</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/mike-and-phil-silverton-heli-skiing-1417534.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/mike-and-phil-silverton-heli-skiing-1417534.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/C2aQUC93kY0/default.jpg" alt="Mike and Phil- Silverton Heli-skiing" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Mike Wall and Phil Morris Heli-skiing in the San Juan Mountains near Silverton, CO.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=eELwNEJGhgKp%2fz7mwGlHeg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/C2aQUC93kY0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/mike-and-phil-silverton-heli-skiing-1417534.html</guid></item><item><title>Cranky Chihuahua</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Cranky-Chihuahua-436592.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Cranky-Chihuahua-436592.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/436592_79fe6b22-8439-4652-9ffe-36d424bc1267_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Cranky Chihuahua" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Messing with my old female chihuahua under her blanket while my male puppy Bruno looks on.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Dm7TeefUbcMQvew02DiGvw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:25:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/436592_79fe6b22-8439-4652-9ffe-36d424bc1267_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Cranky-Chihuahua-436592.html</guid></item><item><title>Justice - Phantom pt 2 (Soulwax Nite Version)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/justice-phantom-pt-2-soulwax-nite-version-1174633.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/justice-phantom-pt-2-soulwax-nite-version-1174633.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/II0frqJ0oZU/default.jpg" alt="Justice - Phantom pt 2 (Soulwax Nite Version)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Legit Full Versione. ... Justice soulwax phantom pt electronic women dr magic black joy pixar woot blaine star samurai feet flys disney cranky david food arm fast horror wind rootbeer banana money pepper phone design clark war steak death tooth plate earth street coffee cell phoenix meat sex club fire vader water darth yellow stick wars sexy paste white art player cash left right die rainbow barney love hate big happy family &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UsX8PNGyz0EyLIjAfUesrw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/II0frqJ0oZU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/justice-phantom-pt-2-soulwax-nite-version-1174633.html</guid></item><item><title>Thomas and his Friends Episode 02</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/thomas-and-his-friends-episode-02-956016.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Connor's Thomas friends come to life in this series of adventures. In this episode, Connor's trains crash in a variety of imaginative ways. Enjoy! ... thomas tank engine train tomy toys james spencer tracks cranky skarloey coaches accidents crashes annie clarabel &lt;/td&gt;
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