<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:32:52 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:32:52 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>The Delusional Yard Sale</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-delusional-yard-sale-1497845</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Beth and momma try their hand at yard sale selling again, this time with nothing to sell. Thats redneck optimism!  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ct88uwOS3Zw0d3Kltd4ffw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:54:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497845_c44631af-728c-421e-bbd1-5f0ef76562d7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-delusional-yard-sale-1497845</guid></item><item><title>The Audacity of No Hope</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/the-audacity-of-no-hope-1449375</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Hope isn't audacious, hope is delusional.   I'm talking about the audacity of no hope!
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=M%2bKYSBK%2fMQxweSVdN84G6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:20:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2467821&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/the-audacity-of-no-hope-1449375</guid></item><item><title>Do Me Sexy STEPFATHER!!! - Gossip Girl 3some &amp;amp;  Lindsay Lohan's</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/do-me-sexy-stepfather-gossip-girl-3some-lindsay-lohan-s-1474369.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Please rate/comment/fave/share! YAY! Thanks for subscribing! Comment Questions of the day: 1. Are you watching Gossip Girl this season? What do you think? Is Jenny less annoying? Who is your fave character? 2. Who on Gossip Girl is going to have a 3some? 3. Have you seen the original Stepfather movie?? Make video replies after this Friday when you see the new one and let me know what you think! 4. Say something nice about Lindsay Lohan- girl needs help! 5. Bonus: Come up with funny or better ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5NrR7tjh%2bsyOltnNkbdzfA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I0SGrWDa-og/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/do-me-sexy-stepfather-gossip-girl-3some-lindsay-lohan-s-1474369.html</guid></item><item><title>Gardasil: extreme side effects and death</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gardasil-extreme-side-effects-and-death-1313312.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;vaccine and spread this information. Judicial Watch page on Gardasil, including FDA documents: www.judicialwatch.org National Vaccine Information Center page on Gardasil: www.nvic.org Very complete essay on vaccine adjuvants, with references: www.whale.to Gardasil researcher speaks out, vaccine is ineffective and more dangerous than cervical cancer itself: www.cbsnews.com Cervical cancer drug Gardasil linked to deaths (2007 article) www.telegraph.co.uk Anti-cancer drug causes illness, ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Bmb4QLkOhZ64S8kG9he9mQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oXXuFKC0k4g/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gardasil-extreme-side-effects-and-death-1313312.html</guid></item><item><title>ONE FOR THE SUBSCRIBERS [09-08-09]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/one-for-the-subscribers-09-08-09-1288038.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;day or week going let me know! ... youtube tag tags good for best video blog BLOGGING barats and bereta baratsandbereta you are pervert 2pac davedays cant rap HE knows so STF lololol!! shaycarl shaytards sxephil MUSIC katilette daily vlogs movies candy mentos cute kids school shoping diary crazy underwear man kassemg LisaNova TheStation dancing babies Jon Voight Angelina Jolie Father Delusional Hate Filled Rant Against President Obama 08/30/09 Mike Huckabee twitter memorial day hot North ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1Lo7Z1Fmb0Ycp2P8pi5pqQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/74fBQ6Swsqs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/one-for-the-subscribers-09-08-09-1288038.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Jon Voight's Delusional Hate Filled Rant About Obama</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-jon-voight-s-delusional-hate-filled-rant-about-obama-1259064.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... Jon Voight Angelina Jolie Father Delusional Hate Filled Rant Against President Obama 08/30/09 Mike Huckabee &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3bNpsxac2Edmkx9%2bYdQoKw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iIp1s804QAw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-jon-voight-s-delusional-hate-filled-rant-about-obama-1259064.html</guid></item><item><title>Jon Voight's Delusional Hate Filled Rant About Obama (Remix by </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jon-voight-s-delusional-hate-filled-rant-about-obama-remix-by-1259076.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;GoogleColor.com From FOX's Mike Huckabee Jon Voight's {Angelina Jolie's Father} Delusional Hate Filled Rant About President Obama - 08/30/09 ... Jon Voight Angelina Jolie Father Delusional Hate Filled Rant Against President Obama 08/30/09 Mike Huckabee &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kA%2fvKEMadpOYF85sIZdSmg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XKZ12MOpdgQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jon-voight-s-delusional-hate-filled-rant-about-obama-remix-by-1259076.html</guid></item><item><title>Jon Voight's Delusional Hate Filled Rant About Obama</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jon-voight-s-delusional-hate-filled-rant-about-obama-1243950.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Jon Voight's {Angelina Jolie's Father} Delusional Hate Filled Rant About President Obama - 08/30/09 ... Jon Voight Angelina Jolie Father Delusional Hate Filled Rant Against President Obama 08/30/09 &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xuU2DUZD7fb%2bEO8S9Pyh2g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UyJQqDjNSIk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jon-voight-s-delusional-hate-filled-rant-about-obama-1243950.html</guid></item><item><title>Virus Update No Vaccines against Intolerance + Hate News at 11</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/virus-update-no-vaccines-against-intolerance-hate-news-at-11-1230878.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;this point, to assert that Obama is a communist in disguise, when all facts point into opposite direction: Obama is the status quo, EXACTLY as some of the tea-baggers wish: he not only favors less government by and for the people, hes a cheerleader for Wall Street and the Big Bankers (now mostly broke), riding on the generosity of tax payer bail-outs for FAILED corporations. In a truly free-market system, these failed corporations would simply go under, without any tax-payer bail-outs to ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lL65Wzlx6JOJefmpBuQBjQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6IkuZ55WX-M/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/virus-update-no-vaccines-against-intolerance-hate-news-at-11-1230878.html</guid></item><item><title>Glenn Becks Friend Farted on Fox NewsLIVE. She's also a reporte</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/glenn-becks-friend-farted-on-fox-newslive-she-s-also-a-reporte-1235401.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Listen to the end. I hope she didn't get fired&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LhqW6VzW5Xhx4hhsDemZsg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hdCwdk0HNPI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/glenn-becks-friend-farted-on-fox-newslive-she-s-also-a-reporte-1235401.html</guid></item><item><title>Glenn Beck: I Was A Dirtbag &amp;amp; Liar But I'm Not Now!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/glenn-beck-i-was-a-dirtbag-liar-but-i-m-not-now-1343172.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;FOX's Delusional Glenn Beck: I Was A Dirtbag &amp;amp; Liar But I'm Not Now! - [Oh Really?] - 08/26/09 ... Glenn Beck Dirtbag Liar 08/26/09 Delusional Racist Homophobe Mormon Right wing crazy hate filled &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DX4dwR06By2ruwhMKB2z9w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/l40a6xPEzsM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/glenn-beck-i-was-a-dirtbag-liar-but-i-m-not-now-1343172.html</guid></item><item><title>Dhorpatan, the Failed Historian- Part 1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dhorpatan-the-failed-historian-part-1-901596.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This is part 1 of a response to Dhorpatan's presentation of an historical case against the existence of Jesus.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fvNnJsWqJgp6YUh5TYTDTw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dhorpatan-the-failed-historian-part-1-901596.html</guid></item><item><title>Dhorpatan, the Failed Historian- Part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dhorpatan-the-failed-historian-part-2-901597.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This is part of a response to Dhorpatan on the Historical Jesus.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Dan Quinn offers Dave Huckaba $1k to get down on the green floor at Team Carnage or maybe it is the Vagos Clubhouse?! Dan Quinn snorts stevia and let's out some unusual sounds from his nasal cavity!! Dan Quinn says $1k but no takedowns, no kicks!. He says Kimbo Slice don't have the nutsack to throw punches with himself, but his people better be respectful!! ... poetwarrior41; stevia; dave huckaba; frank shamrock; ross clifton; nutsack; kimbo slice; dan quinn; delusional; cal worshem ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8qmqfqmk7nRH5PmyXCh6SQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tjJZV9qarHY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dan-quinn-poetwarrior41-talking-to-dave-huckaba-before-backin-1442387.html</guid></item><item><title>They're Not Pirates Damnit!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/they-re-not-pirates-damnit-986989.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;blogspot.com ... Somalian Pirates Boat Hijackers Shipjackers Blackbeard Jack Sparrow Capn Crunch Captain Hook Cap Morgan Barbarossa Calico Sawkins Paine Benjamin Hornigold Delusional Alcoholics Crunchitize Me Capin Grace OMalley Mary Read Lady Killigrew Big Ass Pirate Ships Cannons Planks Sharks Now AK47s Bandoliers Mortars M1 Garands Molotov Cocktails No Parrots Women Treasure Inna Word Sickening Halloween 2009 Muthafocker Enraging Misnomers They Didnt Earn Their Title You Cant Just Walk ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qbMmaEiQJUN0C0AF1qdTUg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MieresrayrE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/they-re-not-pirates-damnit-986989.html</guid></item><item><title>Gymnast Lands On Head</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/gymnast-lands-on-head.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/gymnast-lands-on-head.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/gymnast-lands-on-head.jpg" alt="Gymnast Lands On Head" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This dude hits his head against the mat so hard that it completely disorients him and he is unable to stand on his own.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iVMtJ%2ffCAmLQy5y7dJp%2fDg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:23:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/gymnast-lands-on-head.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/gymnast-lands-on-head.html</guid></item><item><title>ABC News Segment on The Submissive Jesus toy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/ABC-News-Segment-on-The-Submissive-Jesus-toy-454175.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/ABC-News-Segment-on-The-Submissive-Jesus-toy-454175.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/454175_5aff7f9f-7f88-40dc-9672-326748b7bff3_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="ABC News Segment on The Submissive Jesus toy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The controversy continues.  A new Jesus toy is out in the world and some religious zealots are a little upset about it.  This is a REAL TOY and can be purchased at www.thesubmissivejesus.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=X7GQyODDPmaUnsoGHBthLQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:11:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/454175_5aff7f9f-7f88-40dc-9672-326748b7bff3_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/ABC-News-Segment-on-The-Submissive-Jesus-toy-454175.html</guid></item><item><title>Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head #1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Submissive-Jesus-Prayer-Answering-Talking-Head-1-454148.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Submissive-Jesus-Prayer-Answering-Talking-Head-1-454148.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/454148_41ce95ef-0386-4734-85d8-57a76b4880c2_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head #1" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This was the first ad produced for the new novelty item, the Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head.  The head featured in this commercial was an early prototype.  You can order one of these toys at www.thesubmissivejesus.com.  Yes, this prod&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oCdGkkIddRyw%2bi3eFz%2bKdw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:59:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/454148_41ce95ef-0386-4734-85d8-57a76b4880c2_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Submissive-Jesus-Prayer-Answering-Talking-Head-1-454148.html</guid></item><item><title>Submissive Jesus and the A Student</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Submissive-Jesus-and-the-A-Student-289447.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Submissive-Jesus-and-the-A-Student-289447.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/289447_4b66fe40-b164-4588-b431-a12331e1876e_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Submissive Jesus and the A Student" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is a real product.  Get all your prayers answered with the twist of a crown.  Pick up your Submissive Jesus by visiting www.thesubmissivejesus.com. Also check out our other ads currently running online. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CTFzQNwxLxwbALsXslfBCw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 22:56:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/5/289447_4b66fe40-b164-4588-b431-a12331e1876e_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5/Submissive-Jesus-and-the-A-Student-289447.html</guid></item></channel></rss>