<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:50:09 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:50:09 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Indirectly Helping the Elderly</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/indirectly-helping-the-elderly-1510594</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;If you are afraid of the elderly like we are, this video will show you how to still be a good person and give back to your community!  goodgameproductions.ca&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rjascvh9NopxI8A6UDs07Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:46:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wxDTGSZI0IA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/indirectly-helping-the-elderly-1510594</guid></item><item><title>Elderly Parents</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/elderly-parents-1510201</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I got the best advice ever for dealing with elderly parents.   It won't help much, but you're going to need all the help you can get.
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SybRkEtbrLjK9DoH5EFMwg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:01:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2480107&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/elderly-parents-1510201</guid></item><item><title>The Nursing Home Threat Vrs the ADP Boogeyman</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-nursing-home-threat-vrs-the-adp-boogeyman-1508900</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;My sister Beth threatens momma with incarceration in the nursing home if momma doesnt give Beth the keys to mommas car. Momma counters with the local Adult Protective Services boogeyman, Rodney King. I shoot the whole thing through my door because I dont like to unlock it after 2 a.m.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vMHAED4l7IKtWJZAjyqvJQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:02:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1508900_a2316114-a1fe-472d-8bbc-b503e49c576e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-nursing-home-threat-vrs-the-adp-boogeyman-1508900</guid></item><item><title>Another Night In Addict Paradise</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/another-night-in-addict-paradise-1505874</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;My sister Beth and my momma Joyce argue over the Xanax. Again. Forever. Notice at 1:17 where Beth wants to go with the 25 Xanax....to the casino, a 40-minute drive in the middle of the night to Shreveports gambling boats.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vtrI2bCbI4rgT1UaYvsRTg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:25:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505874_4712c937-9d59-4188-ba4e-5838346df03b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/another-night-in-addict-paradise-1505874</guid></item><item><title>Driver's Test Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien/drivers-test-fail-1494048.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;After 950 tries a woman passed her driver's test. Here are the outtakes!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SYrROmuV4OhCadTsw35LcA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:00:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/887/50014887/125686_512x288_generated.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien/drivers-test-fail-1494048.html</guid></item><item><title>Smut Cave ep.26: Phone Sex Grandma</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smut-cave-ep-26-phone-sex-grandma-1491248</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The Spelunker listens in on the sultry dialogues of the Phone Sex Grandma. This aged southern belle has quite the vernacular!Email:     smutcave@scrapple.tvTwitter:   twitter.com/thespelunkerOn the YouTubes: youtube.com/woodshopfilms  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=K9rfD1kP3Ec1mheWOji4Dg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:29:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491248_f526f99f-78d1-4d14-b0d3-f4ff27aa254e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/smut-cave-ep-26-phone-sex-grandma-1491248</guid></item><item><title>Sanimatic: HT Adjustable Toilet</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sanimatic-ht-adjustable-toilet-1483132.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;As the population of the UK increases the number of registered disabled and older citizens rises, leading to an increased demand for products that will enable people to continue to live in their family homes whilst enjoying the assistance of products of inclusive design. Sanimatic blends aesthetically with modern bathroom furniture so it looks to be a regular wall hung toilet. The important difference, its adjustability, means it can assist the less able user in sitting down and getting up.To view Multimedia News Release, go to http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/saniflo/40905/&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ly%2bGSQ90XIJAcdCvz8Sq1w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:17:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1483132_e7d19e23-6b59-4bce-a904-38e92a37e257_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sanimatic-ht-adjustable-toilet-1483132.html</guid></item><item><title>Elderly Couple Fight Two Crazy Girls</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/elderly-couple-fight-two-crazy-girls.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I thought this would likely be a couple second one push type of fight but it turns out to be a five minute mini-brawl between this old couple and a couple goofy chicks.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YlAhs95ZGhApVyydOD1vAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:21:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/elderly-couple-fight-two-crazy-girls.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/elderly-couple-fight-two-crazy-girls.html</guid></item><item><title>Elderly Couple Fight with Two Drunk Girls in the Street</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/elderly-couple-fight-with-two-drunk-girls-in-the-street-1473324.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Old couple battles it out with two young gals on the streets of Ukraine.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zZnVte1WWG8mYtB810A4KQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:07:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1473324_98a88309-1fd5-49b5-9391-5af01f73beb2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/elderly-couple-fight-with-two-drunk-girls-in-the-street-1473324.html</guid></item><item><title>Week #0 - Katie- Intro Vlog</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/week-0-katie-intro-vlog-1463570.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Get to know Acting School Academy student, Katie Pierce. She loves to give, but when it comes to donating blood maybe that isnt such a good thing.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MnF9Uxz7GkbJSf5UtUEsqg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:02:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qRHyxXL1aoc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/week-0-katie-intro-vlog-1463570.html</guid></item><item><title>How to Care for Your Elderly Parents</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/how-to-care-for-your-elderly-parents-1447920.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;There’s no way to deny it: our parents are getting older.  In this video, http://www.WatchMojo.com speaks with the two authors of Our Turn to Parent about their personal experiences with elderly parents, as well as advice they have for caregivers.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=HnBqOhLSVntyX6cP3gN1zw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:51:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1447920_6094eaaf-fdde-41f1-9605-821b4975a1a9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/how-to-care-for-your-elderly-parents-1447920.html</guid></item><item><title>David Cross Addresses the Politics of Heath Care Reform, Live I</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/david-cross-addresses-the-politics-of-heath-care-reform-live-i-1438913.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;David Cross Addresses the Politics of Heath Care Reform, Live at the State Theater In Minneapolis, MN! David is one of my favortie progressives and I have been a big fan of his for many, many years. Me and Lindsay thought the entire show was a blast!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YKztsEXvhwdoubnjcQrPIw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2cYrQgaiEgY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/david-cross-addresses-the-politics-of-heath-care-reform-live-i-1438913.html</guid></item><item><title>Elderly woman slammed hard by police at Walmart in Whitehall,OH</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/elderly-woman-slammed-hard-by-police-at-walmart-in-whitehall-oh-1371545.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I shot this video at Walmart in Whitehall, Ohio and I think excessive force was used. U be the judge.....&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZkVpM3U9A26hfI97WeQhHQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:22:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8xW_-bSxTyI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/elderly-woman-slammed-hard-by-police-at-walmart-in-whitehall-oh-1371545.html</guid></item><item><title>AlarmCare Senior Emergency Medical Alarm</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/alarmcare-senior-emergency-medical-alarm-1336276.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/alarmcare-senior-emergency-medical-alarm-1336276.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1336276_653dcfed-bc60-40d1-8767-45c91cf8bbf2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="AlarmCare Senior Emergency Medical Alarm" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;AlarmCare is the fully supervised personal medical alarm system from AlarmForce which ensures the protection of seniors living independently. Waterproof &amp;amp; light it can be used as a medical pendant or medical necklace. AlarmCare allows elders to receive immediate help in case of emergency and stay connected until medical assistance arrives.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=W19EEd9oIta2T6zVAwqU6w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:06:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1336276_653dcfed-bc60-40d1-8767-45c91cf8bbf2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/alarmcare-senior-emergency-medical-alarm-1336276.html</guid></item><item><title>Elderly Woman Punched and Robbed; What's New?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/elderly-woman-punched-and-robbed-what-s-new-1334330.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;... Louisiana CrimeAgainsttheElderly Beating Mugging Robbery Crime &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XsdKV92Bw7%2bq4AMXd%2b4DLg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1lVJzwdFVRM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/elderly-woman-punched-and-robbed-what-s-new-1334330.html</guid></item><item><title>Video Essay: Seniors Square Off in Wii Battle</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/video-essay-seniors-square-off-in-wii-battle-1335261.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;There are over 30 competitors squaring off in a Nintendo Wii bowling tournament in Florida-- and all of them are in their 70s and 80s. (Sept. 17) ... elderly bowling video essay seniors square wii battle &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SB5obhk4Vz6I8wV6fUiLFQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8HbbBT32DlI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/video-essay-seniors-square-off-in-wii-battle-1335261.html</guid></item><item><title>Elderly Man Robs California Bank</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/elderly-man-robs-california-bank-1310289.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/elderly-man-robs-california-bank-1310289.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dbNVYk2nELA/default.jpg" alt="Elderly Man Robs California Bank" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Elderly Man with oxygen tank holds up a San Diego Bank ... Elderly Man Oxygen Tank San Diego Bank Robbery FBI California &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=X%2bkktGH%2bI1swtU9TxSvx9w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dbNVYk2nELA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/elderly-man-robs-california-bank-1310289.html</guid></item><item><title>Surveillance Video Shows Suspect Vehicle In Robbery</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/surveillance-video-shows-suspect-vehicle-in-robbery-1302482.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/surveillance-video-shows-suspect-vehicle-in-robbery-1302482.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/l6sInJZ9avY/default.jpg" alt="Surveillance Video Shows Suspect Vehicle In Robbery" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Police in Hooksett are searching for a woman they said grabbed a 70-year-old woman's pocketbook and assaulted her in a supermarket parking lot.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CmLGxV6GfRRWcBU1FNjTRw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/l6sInJZ9avY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/surveillance-video-shows-suspect-vehicle-in-robbery-1302482.html</guid></item><item><title>Greta: Citizen Sarah Palin Disgracefully Attacked by Bitter, Un</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/greta-citizen-sarah-palin-disgracefully-attacked-by-bitter-un-1297796.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;... ... Sarah Palin Barack Obama speech joint session of Congress Greta Van Susteren FOX News Rick Santorum former senator governor Alaska death panels ration rationing sexist sexism jerk disgrace lie liar you Joe Wilson Congressman call out attack government run health care ObamaCare healthcare takeover seniors Medicare truth bureaucrat decide scare tactics pull the plug end life counseling elderly bogus irresponsible lipstick pig angry partisan coward 2010 2012 laughable election vote ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8iHYtS6H1J8zvBN9tCVhzQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Hn_tPBVwC0Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/greta-citizen-sarah-palin-disgracefully-attacked-by-bitter-un-1297796.html</guid></item><item><title>Elderly Couple Robbed of Rights Update xvid</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/elderly-couple-robbed-of-rights-update-xvid-1256275.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/elderly-couple-robbed-of-rights-update-xvid-1256275.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y1bA-_ntyvY/default.jpg" alt="Elderly Couple Robbed of Rights Update xvid" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;sale has been delayed, and their State Senator Nelson has taken up the cause ! Good News. ... THE KIDDS GUARDIANSHIP ELDER ABUSE SPECIAL ED MSM MIND CONTROL CONDITIONING MANDATORY VACCINATION PARENTS RIGHTS 2nd AMENDMENT MOON BOMB CHEMTRAILS CORPORATIONS NWO RFID SOLAR POWER AWAKENING LOVE PEACE NATIONAL GUARD NLE 09 911 G20 CREDIT CARDS MEXICO HELICOPTERS BANKSTERS SILVERSTEIN TASER DEATH OATHKEEPERS FEMA NATIONAL LEVEL EXERCISE INFRAGARD ASPARTAME JUSTICE4KARLEY ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=EuABmtF8OzafzogDuI7g3g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y1bA-_ntyvY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/elderly-couple-robbed-of-rights-update-xvid-1256275.html</guid></item><item><title>Elderly Couple kidnapped by Texas Adult Protective Services</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/elderly-couple-kidnapped-by-texas-adult-protective-services-1148628.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/elderly-couple-kidnapped-by-texas-adult-protective-services-1148628.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1148628_cdcdeb99-162c-4050-9924-217cb910216d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Elderly Couple kidnapped by Texas Adult Protective Services" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/investigative/Elderly_Couple_Forced_into_St&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GiWQB8LZGDhx%2fanBEnZnDw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:46:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1148628_cdcdeb99-162c-4050-9924-217cb910216d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/elderly-couple-kidnapped-by-texas-adult-protective-services-1148628.html</guid></item><item><title>Home Helpers Atlanta: Caring for the Elderly with Compassion</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/home-helpers-atlanta-caring-for-the-elderly-with-compassion-1148266.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/home-helpers-atlanta-caring-for-the-elderly-with-compassion-1148266.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1148266_c537ad7a-73aa-4be8-b5f5-f4fd09ce950a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Home Helpers Atlanta: Caring for the Elderly with Compassion" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Home Helpers has locations across North America serving those members of the community needing assistance with everyday living activities. Call us today at 404.624.4663 or visit us online at http://www.homehelpers.cc/metroatlanta58278  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CcC1Q%2fJ3%2fv6qIGSOHULRpA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:49:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1148266_c537ad7a-73aa-4be8-b5f5-f4fd09ce950a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/home-helpers-atlanta-caring-for-the-elderly-with-compassion-1148266.html</guid></item><item><title>Shakira Cougar She Wolf Parody</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/shakira-cougar-she-wolf-parody-1227459.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/shakira-cougar-she-wolf-parody-1227459.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rJCgLf7CJQM/default.jpg" alt="Shakira Cougar She Wolf Parody" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;finds her inner Cougar in this music video spoof of Shakira's latest hit She Wolf. ... shakira she wolf spoof offenderz cougar loba parody video music comedy lyrics werewolf english spanish milf vaginoplasty botox lipo facial beastiality nude cage dance pole dancing SNL mad tv celebrity there in basement cat people kim cattral halle berry demi moore spears gaga high hat jake nava cave splunking centrum silver pilates heat elderly vagina cub den mother victoria secret model wonder bra big boobs ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zhR4MZEq1Ip0a8FtW%2bjfHA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rJCgLf7CJQM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/shakira-cougar-she-wolf-parody-1227459.html</guid></item><item><title>Dr. Jeong Im Murder</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/dr-jeong-im-murder-1212439.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;who committed the Jan. 7 homicide of Dr. Jeong H. Im in the Maryland Avenue parking garage ... Murder Homicide Columbia Missouri MUPD MIZZOU Investigation Jeong Im Dr. Jeong Im Maryland Avenue Garage knife fire arson Parking Garage death kill killer killers VA Hospital old hickory gas timberline knife play construction drywall road rage robbery campus stealing from vehicle mental health mid mo mental health korean korea elderly man Shawn Spalding 875-tips detective ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=AfMDIxpZEDN54ZcwNPAfgA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/M0ETojSnsIE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/dr-jeong-im-murder-1212439.html</guid></item><item><title>ZOMG BOOBIES!!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/zomg-boobies-1223739.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/zomg-boobies-1223739.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UKRTkXNFHYM/default.jpg" alt="ZOMG BOOBIES!!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;quick update&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OSb2non3czBkSApwCIyXbA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UKRTkXNFHYM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/zomg-boobies-1223739.html</guid></item><item><title>pet peeve #4 out of my way you OLD FART!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pet-peeve-4-out-of-my-way-you-old-fart-1209211.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pet-peeve-4-out-of-my-way-you-old-fart-1209211.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/adXgPE9eXK4/default.jpg" alt="pet peeve #4 out of my way you OLD FART!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I feel bad for the elderly and how rudely they are treated! GRRR! I hope you liked this outside video! I love filming outside :) Also go here: tweet me: twitter.com my photography: www.flickr.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ppvXrgOxLWoxs6IfkKKAJQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/adXgPE9eXK4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pet-peeve-4-out-of-my-way-you-old-fart-1209211.html</guid></item><item><title>Lovin at any age</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lovin-at-any-age-1065387.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lovin-at-any-age-1065387.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1065387_1a812e0c-13f1-4fe9-9824-9998e6e759fb_prod_1_0000_thumb.jpg" alt="Lovin at any age" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This happy older couple has a secret to their exciting romantic relationship&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lEtkp0QqeCmG8hI8m%2bjooQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:39:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1065387_1a812e0c-13f1-4fe9-9824-9998e6e759fb_prod_1_0000_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lovin-at-any-age-1065387.html</guid></item><item><title>GESTAPO STYLE POLICE TASER MOTHER AND ELDERLY MAN</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gestapo-style-police-taser-mother-and-elderly-man-1174899.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gestapo-style-police-taser-mother-and-elderly-man-1174899.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NO-JdM9blvg/default.jpg" alt="GESTAPO STYLE POLICE TASER MOTHER AND ELDERLY MAN" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Police Taser Pregnant Mother0 and Old Man GESTAPO A police organization that employs terroristic methods to control a populace. www.answers.com --------------------------------- Constitution Acts, 1867 to 1982 CANADA Legal Rights laws.justice.gc.ca 8. Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure. Treatment or punishment 12. Everyone has the right not to be subjected to any cruel and unusual treatment or punishment. ------------------------------------ Whereas ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vkbTgXiYr0vQeAZK9tp9jQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NO-JdM9blvg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gestapo-style-police-taser-mother-and-elderly-man-1174899.html</guid></item><item><title>GESTAPO STYLE POLICE TASER MOTHER AND ELDERLY MAN (terroristic </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gestapo-style-police-taser-mother-and-elderly-man-terroristic-1165986.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gestapo-style-police-taser-mother-and-elderly-man-terroristic-1165986.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ah8oGK5n8PY/default.jpg" alt="GESTAPO STYLE POLICE TASER MOTHER AND ELDERLY MAN (terroristic " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Police Taser Pregnant Mother0 and Old Man GESTAPO A police organization that employs terroristic methods to control a populace. www.answers.com --------------------------------- Constitution Acts, 1867 to 1982 CANADA Legal Rights laws.justice.gc.ca 8. Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure. Treatment or punishment 12. Everyone has the right not to be subjected to any cruel and unusual treatment or punishment. ------------------------------------ Whereas ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3HXIg%2bHXwfTYjiEws5kr4A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ah8oGK5n8PY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gestapo-style-police-taser-mother-and-elderly-man-terroristic-1165986.html</guid></item><item><title>In Home Healthcare for Seniors by Atlanta Home Helpers</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/in-home-healthcare-for-seniors-by-atlanta-home-helpers-963218.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/in-home-healthcare-for-seniors-by-atlanta-home-helpers-963218.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/963218_63d28b6e-ef10-468b-acf6-8b6ae75ee05e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="In Home Healthcare for Seniors by Atlanta Home Helpers" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Home Helpers has locations across North America serving those members of the community needing assistance with everyday living activities. Call us today at 404.624.4663 or visit us online at http://www.homehelpers.cc/metroatlanta58278  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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