<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:53:05 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:53:05 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Leave Kanye alone!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/leave-kanye-alone-1364336.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;*sob* Leave him ALONE!!! ... leave kanye alone broham brohamism screwdriver forehead head bloody gunshot blood gun pistol face wig bed crocker &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=HOmdQNSqGvBashwihZ9eZg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PBHdKqIFMvg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/leave-kanye-alone-1364336.html</guid></item><item><title>The Ultimate Fighter 10 Episode 1 Recap</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-ultimate-fighter-10-episode-1-recap-1377390.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Darrill Schoonover Matt Matrione Mike Wessel TEAM RAMPAGE Kevin Kimbo Slice Ferguson Abe Wagner Demico Rogers Wes Sims Scott Junk Wes Shivers Marcus Jones Zak Jensen I DO NOT OWN THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER. Tuf is Owned by UFC and produced by Spike TV. Recaps are for entertainment purposes only, and don't garner a profit. I encourage everyone who watches these to watch the show. ... tuf 10 ultimate fighter show recap TEAM RASHAD James McSweeney Brendan Schaub Justin Wren John Madsen Roy Nelson ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OJyeQ74YqKzEejAhgF6KwA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EIlwE1-cPCM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-ultimate-fighter-10-episode-1-recap-1377390.html</guid></item><item><title>Arrow to the forehead</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/arrow-to-the-forehead-1312753.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This is a clip from my 2007 DVD. ... deer arrow archery hunting &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XIH7jSMUuebNkjdGQWqrCA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QnGiwWAMdH0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/arrow-to-the-forehead-1312753.html</guid></item><item><title>Agony of migraine like being beaten with a hammer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/agony-of-migraine-like-being-beaten-with-a-hammer-1263512.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The crippling agony of migraines has been laid bare in a shocking new investigation into the condition, which strikes millions of people in the UK. In the new study, sufferers alarmingly describe the agony of regular migraine bouts as like being hit over the head with a hammer; having the inside of their head repeatedly jabbed with a sharp object or having their head stabbed with needles. In this video physician and broadcaster Dr Catherine Hood talks about how migraines can affect our work and play, what the triggers of a migraine are and how we can try and tackle them in the most natural and least disrupting way. For more information go to http-//www.4headaches.co.uk&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b74prPXIf%2bbFEdrhDmDvmA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:22:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jgUf-iessM4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/agony-of-migraine-like-being-beaten-with-a-hammer-1263512.html</guid></item><item><title>Homes for sale Omaha NE $349,000 5 BRs, 5 BAs</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/homes-for-sale-omaha-ne-349-000-5-brs-5-bas-1269567.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;5 bedrooms, 5 baths 12721 Decatur Omaha, NE 68154 MLS #: 20915982 Style: 2 Story Sq Feet: 4380 More details on this listing: cindyforehead.cbshome.com For more information, contact: Cindy Forehead Cindy.Forehead@cbshome.com (402) 697-4056 Let CBSHOME show you this stellar home at 12721 Decatur in Omaha. Here's a great home with a park-like backyard. This pristine home is simply fabulous. The eat-in kitchen offers double ovens. The laundry room is practical and convenient. To see this 5 ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mEVzD%2bw6PJ0Rq4WGasWkkA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_HSwSMpR9h4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/homes-for-sale-omaha-ne-349-000-5-brs-5-bas-1269567.html</guid></item><item><title>idiot smashes beer cans over forehead </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/cans-1062314.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;this is what happens when you get to drunk&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BvSDJj5jMmIHQoTmkU%2f8CQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:20:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1062314_92090f4d-7557-4f5f-b2fc-66be802c4149_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/cans-1062314.html</guid></item><item><title>Bar Show Fail</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/bar-show-fail-1169208.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;In front of an audience of 1500+ people, I attempt a 7 cocktail glass tower balance. Click here to see what the trick was suppose to look like: www.youtube.com Opening by MagicTricksForU: www.youtube.com Camera by Sachie Music created with Blast software.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NkK2mMyZHFTz5mN0kwRjNQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LyeF5A7RxAU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/bar-show-fail-1169208.html</guid></item><item><title>Homes for sale Omaha NE $836,000 4 BRs, 6 BAs</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/homes-for-sale-omaha-ne-836-000-4-brs-6-bas-1155710.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;4bedrooms, 6 baths 1305 S 84 St Omaha, NE 68124 MLS #: 20913854 Style: 1.5 Story Sq Feet: 3977 More details on this listing: cindyforehead.cbshome.com For more information, contact: Cindy Forehead Cindy.Forehead@cbshome.com (402) 697-4056 Let CBSHOME show you this awesome home at 1305 S 84 St in Omaha. The striking entryway immediately gives a distinctive feel to the home. Brilliant windows are one of the highlights of this radiant room. This home has a nice, contemporary style. This home ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PKDyXVZISiR3HNUzKDCJHw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-gFTTS6JbNI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/homes-for-sale-omaha-ne-836-000-4-brs-6-bas-1155710.html</guid></item><item><title>Knee to the Forehead</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/knee-to-the-forehead-960865.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;not sure what he was thinking on this one .....&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oAnFeumC%2fBflGRoWAn41Rw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e-8dtCFUQoE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/is-the-thing-on-my-forehead-from-a-taser-1139543.html</guid></item><item><title>Gustav's Attacker Speaks! Yes, I've beaten Gustav [English/Germ</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gustav-s-attacker-speaks-yes-i-ve-beaten-gustav-english-germ-1171243.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;7 years, is divorced and has one son (almost 2). He works as a kitchen helper in a restaurant Magdeburg. I fear losing my job. I must provide for my family. He will not apologize to Gustav, but only to the club owner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Die brutale Pr&#252;gel-Attacke auf „Tokio Hotel-Schlagzeuger Gustav (20) in einer Magdeburger Disco jetzt hat sich der Hauptverd&#228;chtige ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vh%2fnw%2f9Ot5kWaJt5j6tbDQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c_ru-IGijWc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/gustav-s-attacker-speaks-yes-i-ve-beaten-gustav-english-germ-1171243.html</guid></item><item><title>Ep68 - Schools Out pt3</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ep68-schools-out-pt3-823908.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;School’s out for the summer.  What do you plan to do with your time?  Are you up for a challenge?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZfjRhAEF8VU9BTyzmmwO0Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:59:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/823908_c6f821fe-7ead-491d-bfab-1d3a00fc8e84_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/ep68-schools-out-pt3-823908.html</guid></item><item><title>Michael Jackson's Brother Jermaine I kissed his forehead - (Par</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/michael-jackson-s-brother-jermaine-i-kissed-his-forehead-par-1264617.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Full Interview. Part 2. On the grounds of Michael Jacksons Neverland Ranch, elder brother Jermaine Jackson sat down with TODAYs Matt Lauer for the first in-depth interview with any Jackson family member since the singers shocking death. ... Michael Jackson Jermaine Neverland Ranch Death Islam Music Funeral Muslim thriller los angeles janet Interview &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=M7TJLgBiBchzikjvn2j2uA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oLSG2MWOyEA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/michael-jackson-s-brother-jermaine-i-kissed-his-forehead-par-1264617.html</guid></item><item><title>Michael Jackson's Brother Jermaine I kissed his forehead -  (Pa</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/michael-jackson-s-brother-jermaine-i-kissed-his-forehead-pa-1057720.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Full Interview. Part 1. On the grounds of Michael Jacksons Neverland Ranch, elder brother Jermaine Jackson sat down with TODAYs Matt Lauer for the first in-depth interview with any Jackson family member since the singers shocking death. ... Michael Jackson Jermaine Neverland Ranch Death Islam Music Funeral Muslim thriller los angeles janet Interview &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=w7zrwR2WHoIog0IPgQHYiw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u-9Vm25hgu8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/michael-jackson-s-brother-jermaine-i-kissed-his-forehead-pa-1057720.html</guid></item><item><title>Taser to the Forehead, Snorting Wasabi, &amp;amp; the Man Shot (All in </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/taser-to-the-forehead-snorting-wasabi-the-man-shot-all-in-838051.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This is the full video of all the stunts i did that night. The first stunt i used the stun gun but the batteries were old so we got brand new ones and that did the trick. I also did the man shot and snorted wasabi saving the taser to the forehead for last. i even added a shot of the marks on my stomach at the end&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1jTKn2jAKSuZg6ULBAV0Jg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/taser-to-the-forehead-snorting-wasabi-the-man-shot-all-in-838051.html</guid></item><item><title>Celebrities Peter doesnt like</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/celebrities-peter-doesnt-like-1288019.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;parents Eve Plumb Kate Beckinsale Freddie prince jr Suri Cruise That forehead guy from The Office Paul Tsongas Chris Martains ancestors ... Celebrities Peter doesnt like family guy Shephen Dorff Justine Timberlake Dane Cook Chris Donnell Geoffrey Chaucer Kathy Grffin Andy Samberg Andrew Mccarthy Rita Coolidge Davide Arquette Carlos Mencia Amy Whinehouse Every rapper Eahan Hawke Dax Shepard Toby Keth Joe Francis Princess Diana Martain Chis again Matains parents Eve Plumb Kate Beckinsale ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VtFX9QLlFbVwqz0XLBzzmQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bke080Q4S6c/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/celebrities-peter-doesnt-like-1288019.html</guid></item><item><title>Two Super Quick MMA Knockouts</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/two-quick-mma-punching-knockouts.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/two-quick-mma-punching-knockouts.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/two-quick-mma-punching-knockouts.jpg" alt="Two Super Quick MMA Knockouts" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;When they promoted two-for-one specials at this fight, they weren't talking about the drinks.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b7FM%2fGHXdgstKmLO5%2fXWdQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 01:04:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/two-quick-mma-punching-knockouts.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/two-quick-mma-punching-knockouts.html</guid></item><item><title>Unicorn Lady</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Unicorn-Lady-708796.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Unicorn-Lady-708796.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/708796_4448ec66-e9a0-4b3c-a4d6-a1fbf746988c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Unicorn Lady" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Watch more at http://www.theyoungturks.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YcaD4xgIo4IOYFZOFh41Yg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:28:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/708796_4448ec66-e9a0-4b3c-a4d6-a1fbf746988c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Unicorn-Lady-708796.html</guid></item><item><title>Most Unexpected MMA Knockout Ever</title><link>http://www.Break.com/fighting/most-unexpected-mma-knockout-ever.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/fighting/most-unexpected-mma-knockout-ever.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/most-unexpected-mma-knockout-ever.jpg" alt="Most Unexpected MMA Knockout Ever" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Alright, try to work the body a little bit, quit dropping your left, and watch out for the cartwheel.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4ZEm8cXIHckNUtR2zhVfQg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:32:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/most-unexpected-mma-knockout-ever.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/fighting/most-unexpected-mma-knockout-ever.html</guid></item><item><title>dad duped with egg in the forehead</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/dad-duped-with-egg-in-the-forehead-700925.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/dad-duped-with-egg-in-the-forehead-700925.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/700925_d407286e-a91b-4efe-9284-b02a5cea43d4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="dad duped with egg in the forehead" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;and flour!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zmrq%2bysZ%2bxnrK%2b5HDUDZbg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:10:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/700925_d407286e-a91b-4efe-9284-b02a5cea43d4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/dad-duped-with-egg-in-the-forehead-700925.html</guid></item><item><title>taser to the FOREHEAD</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/taser-to-the-forehead-951367.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/taser-to-the-forehead-951367.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="taser to the FOREHEAD" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;So we found out one of my friends had a taser gun and i had to try it out. the first go round the batteries were a little old (still painful) so we went out and got new ones and that did the trick. Wish i would of done the forehead before we got the new batteries though. i always say try everything at least twice, except a taser gun at full charge to the front of your skull. it's a police taser and damn loud when it arcs. FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE or join as a friend, to get the latest ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LBEBe1JD3rU%2bODBxmJzvmw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/taser-to-the-forehead-951367.html</guid></item><item><title>The Merz Scales First Scales to Measure Skin&amp;amp;rsquo;s Aging ...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/The-Merz-Scales-First-Scales-to-Measure-Skin-rsquo-s-Aging-683008.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/The-Merz-Scales-First-Scales-to-Measure-Skin-rsquo-s-Aging-683008.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/683008_88f0ab7b-ea0e-4d4f-8723-83a32b01ac70_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Merz Scales First Scales to Measure Skin&amp;rsquo;s Aging ..." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;March 6, San Francisco &amp;amp;ndash; Merz Aesthetics, a division of Merz Pharmaceuticals USA, introduced The Merz Scales &amp;amp;ndash; the first standardized, comprehensive rating system that measures and helps educate physicians, researchers and patients on the skin&amp;amp;rsquo;s aging process &amp;amp;ndash; at the American Academy of Dermatology&amp;amp;rsquo;s (AAD) 67th annual meeting in San Francisco. Developed by a leading team of multidisciplinary experts, the Merz Scales address the need for standardization, validation, and consistency when evaluating changes in aging skin.  While the scales do not diagnose or treat any particular conditions, they do facilitate education and communication between physicians and patients about the aging process.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fHoLSe%2bnKxaekiUER0ad%2bw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:42:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/683008_88f0ab7b-ea0e-4d4f-8723-83a32b01ac70_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/The-Merz-Scales-First-Scales-to-Measure-Skin-rsquo-s-Aging-683008.html</guid></item><item><title>Vitor Belfort vs Marvin Eastman see the WORST cut in MMA</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/vitor-belfort-vs-marvin-eastman-see-the-worst-cut-in-mma-1334432.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/vitor-belfort-vs-marvin-eastman-see-the-worst-cut-in-mma-1334432.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HIUqvNMBsu8/default.jpg" alt="Vitor Belfort vs Marvin Eastman see the WORST cut in MMA" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Vitor Phenom Belfort makes quick work of the beastly Marvin Eastman and opens up the biggest gash i have ever seen in mma over eastmans right eye. more crazy videos comming Subscribe to get the latest updates ... vitor phenom belfort marvin eastman worst cut mma ufc gash unbelievable crazy knockout knee forehead eyebrow powerful insane nasty huge stupid vale tudo rich franklin blood &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5cPqeuyuyQ0raYkv4iP5Aw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HIUqvNMBsu8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/vitor-belfort-vs-marvin-eastman-see-the-worst-cut-in-mma-1334432.html</guid></item><item><title>Top 10 scenes Of Crank</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/top-10-scenes-of-crank-1099239.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/top-10-scenes-of-crank-1099239.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TrdZvvOMb54/default.jpg" alt="Top 10 scenes Of Crank" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;These Are My Favourite Scenes From Crank... I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE MATERIALS USED IN THIS VIDEO ... crank high voltage trailer jason statham amy smart does it look like got on my forehead kick some black presto ding times up tv smashing come no wait driving through mall cops chasing me &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=e%2fPuB8f3gnz1TayJ77Ei9w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TrdZvvOMb54/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/top-10-scenes-of-crank-1099239.html</guid></item><item><title>Forehead Ashtray</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Forehead-Ashtray-648299.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Forehead-Ashtray-648299.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/648299_98e870ca-0d0d-4588-98ea-5acc5eaddad9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Forehead Ashtray" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A guy lets his friend put out his cigarette on his forehead.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Gua5XPs4eXtUhc8aarzhmA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:15:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/648299_98e870ca-0d0d-4588-98ea-5acc5eaddad9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Forehead-Ashtray-648299.html</guid></item><item><title>UFC Fight Night 16 - Recap</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/ufc-fight-night-16-recap-1384255.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/ufc-fight-night-16-recap-1384255.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e9Knsj8_aPo/default.jpg" alt="UFC Fight Night 16 - Recap" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Good night of fights for a free card. Also, quite enjoyed Rogan's bailout rant at the end of the telecast. He's so right. ... UFC Fight Night 16 recap review aftermath broken arm armbar ko marching knees mike swick josh koscheck steve cantwell bad southern ref Tim Credeur wins losses knockouts good fights support our troops anderson silva clinch huge forehead bump &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ul%2fT8C8JlWq3JsZSqAzKGg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e9Knsj8_aPo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/ufc-fight-night-16-recap-1384255.html</guid></item><item><title>Lightbulb ladder headsmash experiment</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Lightbulb-ladder-headsmash-experiment-608544.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Lightbulb-ladder-headsmash-experiment-608544.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/608544_9dad5999-cde6-4bce-b15e-075df00faee1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Lightbulb ladder headsmash experiment" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Remind me to sign whatever petition that comes around saying there should be nobody else allowed to give birth anymore.  We have obviously abused the privelige of living and the madness needs to stop.
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uoN6hhd9KvBM5sjIS%2fQbQA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:29:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/608544_9dad5999-cde6-4bce-b15e-075df00faee1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Lightbulb-ladder-headsmash-experiment-608544.html</guid></item><item><title>Girlfriend Falls for the same trick</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Girlfriend-Falls-for-the-same-trick-588043.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Girlfriend-Falls-for-the-same-trick-588043.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/588043_c15c6abf-de38-4b16-ba64-50e85905ec12_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Girlfriend Falls for the same trick" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I did it to her the other day and she slapped the crap out of her forehead. I did it again but recorded it on my phone this time:)&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b7HE2CrLFY7cLmP%2bX8m1yA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:02:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/588043_c15c6abf-de38-4b16-ba64-50e85905ec12_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Girlfriend-Falls-for-the-same-trick-588043.html</guid></item><item><title>head on apply directly to the forehead</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/head-on-apply-directly-to-the-forehead-572344.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/head-on-apply-directly-to-the-forehead-572344.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/572344_b37bbf12-d1d1-4cee-b963-c7b729d7a166_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="head on apply directly to the forehead" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;kid falls on face&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=keY9T1ZNz9vb7otUEI1pBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:35:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/572344_b37bbf12-d1d1-4cee-b963-c7b729d7a166_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/head-on-apply-directly-to-the-forehead-572344.html</guid></item><item><title>Chick Takes It On Her Face</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Chick-Takes-It-On-Her-Face-563214.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Chick-Takes-It-On-Her-Face-563214.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/563214_a6073c56-06c8-4639-a2fe-a5e4fafed2cb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Chick Takes It On Her Face" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Shed better learn how to handle that thing.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xolxSg7DiMgTEqFhH6SRTw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:40:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/563214_a6073c56-06c8-4639-a2fe-a5e4fafed2cb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Chick-Takes-It-On-Her-Face-563214.html</guid></item></channel></rss>