<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:40:41 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:40:41 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>The Toy Guys Hot Toys for the Holidays</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/the-toy-guys-hot-toys-for-the-holidays-1494295</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;timetoplaymag.coms Toy Guy shows us all the hottest toys this holiday season&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;tehehe my house is funn C: ... estii megan jews asians hannukah lights christmas retards &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;This Christmas, mind your own business. ... sesame street christmas special mr. hooper tourettes zelda link the king hyrule poop youtube tim and eric dick carol presents hannukah mario luigi princess peach apple tree grass sun sky city suburbs castle office building sexual harrassment love dreams wild cubicle fantasies in door plumbing toasters toast kooplings koopah cartoon cdi phillips terrible video games failure &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JlrpM0jQj4sRsrFR2xQ03g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/youtube-poop-a-woman-s-plight-833941.html</guid></item><item><title>Kevin's Shower Dream - 12/23/08</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Kevin-s-Shower-Dream-12-23-08-633628.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Kevin puts Stupid Jims dreamcatcher to good use. If only Stupid Jim were good for anything else. -Doug &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Vz7QhwNqFiCCkNrNCshLjw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:14:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/633628_1375b4ed-dade-44e1-a1b0-16b82617252b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Kevin-s-Shower-Dream-12-23-08-633628.html</guid></item><item><title>The Chanukah Song (Part 3)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-chanukah-song-part-3-1163063.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;plays harmonica Celebrates Chanukah. Oooo, good job Schneider Osama bin Laden--(Booo!)--not a big fan of the Jews. Well, maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish! Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision. But the one thing they could not get out of Their painful circumcision. As for Half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one, And Marlon Brando's not a Jew at all, but it looks to me like he ate ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cnPCwAWfK9T7ho0MSKwzdw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RBQ4-JY-kuc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-chanukah-song-part-3-1163063.html</guid></item><item><title>Holiday DVD Gift Giving Guide: Beyond The Trailer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Holiday-DVD-Gift-Giving-Guide-Beyond-The-Trailer-620714.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;You&amp;amp;rsquo;ve been told a DVD is the perfect holiday gift, but is it really?  Beyond The Trailer&amp;amp;rsquo;s Grace Randolph and her grandma find out what people really want this year, plus answer important questions like to Blu-Ray or not to Blu-Ray&amp;amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;The Most Offensive Christmas Song Ever... did you not read the title?&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Forget sleigh rides and jingle bells; 'tis really the season for snowball launchers and girls rubbing against snowmen.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;http://www.roastsanta.com Comedy.com wants you to roast Santa. Just visit the site -- www.roastsanta.com -- and leave a comment with your favorite Santa-related insult. The winner will receive $250!&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;In this Christmas gift episode of Geek Pad, Sam Riegel and Rob Blatt try out the new pen massager and try to figure out how to open the annoying packaging that their Christmas gifts come in. Geek Pad is a Comedy.com original series.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;http://geeks.pirillo.com - http://live.pirillo.com - The holidays are fast approaching, as we all know. Have you been naughty... or nice? Have you sent Santa your wish list yet? If you haven't, you may want to check out the hottest must-have items of the season. http://www.amazon.com/gp/holidaytoylist?&amp;amp;tag=lockergnome-20  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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