<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:55:46 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:55:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Haliarious Gruesome Safety Video [18+]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/haliarious-gruesome-safety-video-18-1463481.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This is Ridiculous! a Safely video shows what can happen when you at work at curtain places.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=RmEQI0lX4yZX8olRoSHoQA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:37:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5gvDiv-UmNA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/haliarious-gruesome-safety-video-18-1463481.html</guid></item><item><title>HILARIOUSLY AWESOME DANCE 2 by Carroll Senior Powder Puff Cheer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hilariously-awesome-dance-2-by-carroll-senior-powder-puff-cheer-1312108.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hilariously-awesome-dance-2-by-carroll-senior-powder-puff-cheer-1312108.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_4cvs10SxJI/default.jpg" alt="HILARIOUSLY AWESOME DANCE 2 by Carroll Senior Powder Puff Cheer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The senior powder puff cheerleaders from Carroll High School 2009-2010 perform their dance routine for the entire school.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZNL5sBUtLW4CYmFtNk6MQw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_4cvs10SxJI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hilariously-awesome-dance-2-by-carroll-senior-powder-puff-cheer-1312108.html</guid></item><item><title>Hippie Weirdo Yoga Farmer</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hippie-weirdo-yoga-farmer.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/hippie-weirdo-yoga-farmer.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/hippie-weirdo-yoga-farmers.jpg" alt="Hippie Weirdo Yoga Farmer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A 6 foot tall Rastafarian rooster, talking cow, and a pedo yoga guy on a farm. This must be where all organic fruits come from...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rZ06dVROtEXu6ToAX%2fyakw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:42:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/hippie-weirdo-yoga-farmers.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hippie-weirdo-yoga-farmer.html</guid></item><item><title>Genius Plan to Fix California Economy</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/genius-plan-to-fix-california-economy.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;On the merit of her amazing plan, this woman just took over for Ben Bernanke as Chairman of the Fed. She should have the economy fixed later this month.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=25IrgD4rfFG4suhkiGOQIg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:10:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/genius-plan-to-fix-california-economy.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/genius-plan-to-fix-california-economy.html</guid></item><item><title>Fireworks Stunts Gone Hilariously Wrong</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/fireworks-stunts-gone-hilariously-wrong-928325.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Probably the two dumbest things you can do with fireworks this 4th of July. These guys are lucky their heads are still attached.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nNiPlwJKaa5tEGfesj30bA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/fireworks-stunts-gone-hilariously-wrong-928325.html</guid></item><item><title>Anti Itch Cream</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/anti-itch-cream-757572.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/anti-itch-cream-757572.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/757572_4bc71f82-ba21-4542-b6b2-f068ebb02275_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Anti Itch Cream" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;No One Is Safe Around Ms Z&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WZv%2bOO9%2f9iO403uvge5AFA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:20:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/757572_4bc71f82-ba21-4542-b6b2-f068ebb02275_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/anti-itch-cream-757572.html</guid></item><item><title>Scare Prank Backfires Hilariously</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/scare-prank-does-not-end-well.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/scare-prank-does-not-end-well.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/scare-prank-does-not-end-well.jpg" alt="Scare Prank Backfires Hilariously" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.break.com/college-break/halloween-prank-backfires.html'&gt;Pranks that backfire&lt;/a&gt; are usually far more entertaining than ones that actually work. This one's a real knockout.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=I1TkGtx6%2bGq0Us6kcMm0Tg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 19:12:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/scare-prank-does-not-end-well.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/scare-prank-does-not-end-well.html</guid></item><item><title>LOLz 4 DEAD</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/lolz-4-dead-1299426.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;groups: steamcommunity.com steamcommunity.com (PUBLIC, JOIN!) Soundtrack: Rule #76 - Amber Pacific Cotton Eye Joe (Radio Edit) - Rednex Shoop Da Whoop sound - DominicFear (youtube.com/user/DominicFear) Do a Barrel Roll - ? Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne Pokemon Battle Music What Is Love - Haddaway Ding Dong Song - Gunther Fucking Windows 98 - South Park Awimawe - ? Mahna Mahna - The Muppets Show Because I Got High - Afroman Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley WTF BOOM - ? PWNED - Nigahiga ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BZTl2UT9OQ6qWyc%2fr8%2bUvQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7rMxUbxPKg4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/lolz-4-dead-1299426.html</guid></item><item><title>Electrician Falls Hilariously</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Electrician-Falls-Hilariously-696590.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Trainee eats concrete after cutting down a dummy.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4QVoCYvVTB3fsttAeX3GFA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:48:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/696590_ade6c7e1-7b5d-4885-b9f5-a4886aa01bf1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Electrician-Falls-Hilariously-696590.html</guid></item><item><title>Hilariously Bad Porn XXX</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/hilariously-bad-porn-xxx-998663.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/hilariously-bad-porn-xxx-998663.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gxa9RMQFs0g/default.jpg" alt="Hilariously Bad Porn XXX" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;LATEST EPISODE: www.spike.com Check out James Gunn's (Slither) all new web show: PG PORN! On the air NOW at spike.com ... porn pg sex pornography funny hilarious star breasts cleavage sfw aria giovanni nsfw porno james gunn tits butt hot underwear bra amateur sasha grey Jenna Haze bree olson &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=TgAKkH%2f1Mm3uI%2f4uD2Ll4g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gxa9RMQFs0g/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/hilariously-bad-porn-xxx-998663.html</guid></item><item><title>A Hilariously Tragic Story</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/A-Hilariously-Tragic-Story-602697.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/A-Hilariously-Tragic-Story-602697.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/602697_62321b4e-fc42-4bce-b0d9-58948a567889_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="A Hilariously Tragic Story" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;An honest and decent man comforts his grieving female companion, the only way he knows how.  WWW.TOOFAR.TV

Written by and Starring: Chris Hamilton
Also Starring: Julie Webster
Directed and Edited by: Danny Mendlow

A Too Far Production.  Too Far TV Comedy Sketch Funny Sharks Deep Blue Sea Samuel L Jackson Horny Slut Hot Sex Sexy&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ccmv6qykUDdX4jk%2bu%2fICJw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:47:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/602697_62321b4e-fc42-4bce-b0d9-58948a567889_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/A-Hilariously-Tragic-Story-602697.html</guid></item><item><title>Hilariously Awful Fence Jump</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hilariously-awful-fence-jump1.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/hilariously-awful-fence-jump1.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/hilariously-awful-fence-jump1.jpg" alt="Hilariously Awful Fence Jump" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;It's hard to imagine this genius failing any worse in this epic leap over his mom's garden fence.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tqkDcO0qKoZn%2flkSEzrjSw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:14:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/hilariously-awful-fence-jump1.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hilariously-awful-fence-jump1.html</guid></item><item><title>Hilariously Painful Snowboard Backflop</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hilariously-painful-snowboard-backflop.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/hilariously-painful-snowboard-backflop.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/hilariously-painful-snowboard-backflop.jpg" alt="Hilariously Painful Snowboard Backflop" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A newbie slides down a weird jump and we get to hear Nike's newest slogan: 'Just gotta do it, Bro-ha!'&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3pSDAbGEEEEHcJ6gyj31cg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:25:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/hilariously-painful-snowboard-backflop.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hilariously-painful-snowboard-backflop.html</guid></item><item><title>Funny Deer Flies Into High School Hall</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/funny-deer-flies-into-high-school-hall.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A CCTV camera catches a deer jumping out of nowhere and into a hallway, slipping and sliding hilariously on the linoleum.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=THoo14%2b4km7HwsnNYGV1EA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:31:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/funny-deer-flies-into-high-school-hall.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/funny-deer-flies-into-high-school-hall.html</guid></item><item><title>Hilariously Weird Tug of War</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hilariously-weird-tug-of-war.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/hilariously-weird-tug-of-war.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/hilariously-weird-tug-of-war.jpg" alt="Hilariously Weird Tug of War" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Japanese television gives us another gem of weirdness, as two contestants fiercely battle with a pair of panty hose.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=b9yVxCYz6pLcEVTc3ZjPJg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:18:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/hilariously-weird-tug-of-war.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hilariously-weird-tug-of-war.html</guid></item><item><title>Hilariously Funny Pilot Speech on Our Plane to Chicago</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Hilariously-Funny-Pilot-Speech-on-Our-Plane-to-Chicago-593624.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Hilariously-Funny-Pilot-Speech-on-Our-Plane-to-Chicago-593624.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/593624_b54cf659-b145-4b63-8375-9f66b73cead6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Hilariously Funny Pilot Speech on Our Plane to Chicago" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;We got on the plane as if it were any other normal flight, as soon as the pilot started speaking, we knew we were in for something hilarious...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ce8RntW6FeWPCMEeyhjbNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:02:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/593624_b54cf659-b145-4b63-8375-9f66b73cead6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Hilariously-Funny-Pilot-Speech-on-Our-Plane-to-Chicago-593624.html</guid></item><item><title>Parasailing Gone Hilariously Wrong</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Parasailing-Gone-Hilariously-Wrong-593301.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Parasailing-Gone-Hilariously-Wrong-593301.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/593301_09c37c31-2c41-4b3a-ac5e-2edb3338bfc9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Parasailing Gone Hilariously Wrong" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;You wonder if that was meant to happen on purpose&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uxCCAW581YY1%2bEmihy5dqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:07:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/593301_09c37c31-2c41-4b3a-ac5e-2edb3338bfc9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Parasailing-Gone-Hilariously-Wrong-593301.html</guid></item><item><title>Massive Shopping Cart Fail by Two Morons</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/massive-shopping-cart-fail-by-two-morons.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/massive-shopping-cart-fail-by-two-morons.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/massive-shopping-cart-fail-by-two-morons.jpg" alt="Massive Shopping Cart Fail by Two Morons" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;These two employees stupidly forget to secure the back of the truck, and all of the carts they stacked hilariously fall back out.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LLTMH6W%2fiC5CNYjf5fWGzw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:12:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/massive-shopping-cart-fail-by-two-morons.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/massive-shopping-cart-fail-by-two-morons.html</guid></item><item><title>Sledding Girl Slams Hard Into Fence</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/sledding-girl-slams-hard-into-fence1a.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/sledding-girl-slams-hard-into-fence1a.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/sledding-girl-slams-hard-into-fence1a.jpg" alt="Sledding Girl Slams Hard Into Fence" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A big girl flies down the hill and hilariously smacks into a chain link fence at the bottom.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zV3hvG6Uy96WeO9V48rnGw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/sledding-girl-slams-hard-into-fence1a.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/sledding-girl-slams-hard-into-fence1a.html</guid></item><item><title>Best Man Faints and Falls Backward</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/best-man-faints-and-falls-backward.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/best-man-faints-and-falls-backward.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/best-man-faints-and-falls-backward.jpg" alt="Best Man Faints and Falls Backward" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The best man on the far right gets weak in the knees, then hilariously slams onto the church floor. He makes a very funny and loud thud on the ground.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kVO5PFAyN6TNmBOuJMMdkg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:48:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/best-man-faints-and-falls-backward.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/best-man-faints-and-falls-backward.html</guid></item><item><title>Hot Girlfriend Hilariously Pranks Boyfriend Twice</title><link>http://www.Break.com/pranks/hot-girlfriend-scares-boyfriend-twice.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/pranks/hot-girlfriend-scares-boyfriend-twice.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/hot-girlfriend-scares-boyfriend-twice.jpg" alt="Hot Girlfriend Hilariously Pranks Boyfriend Twice" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Good thing this girl is hot, because waking up a guy from a good nap is a crime. She screams like she is getting killed and his reaction is priceless.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NO1jspEiZgvnLvVX5n20hA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:14:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/hot-girlfriend-scares-boyfriend-twice.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/pranks/hot-girlfriend-scares-boyfriend-twice.html</guid></item><item><title>Hilariously Bad Parasailing Accident</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/parasail-newbie-slammed-and-flown-upside-down1.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/parasail-newbie-slammed-and-flown-upside-down1.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/parasail-newbie-slammed-and-flown-upside-down1.jpg" alt="Hilariously Bad Parasailing Accident" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A fat lady doesn't run fast enough when the boat starts, and she slams her face into the ground before being lifted up into the air.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8X96LvzKG%2fO9ISL%2fK4xagg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:45:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/parasail-newbie-slammed-and-flown-upside-down1.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/parasail-newbie-slammed-and-flown-upside-down1.html</guid></item><item><title>HILARIOUSLY AWESOME DANCE by Carroll Junior Powder Puff Cheerle</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/hilariously-awesome-dance-by-carroll-junior-powder-puff-cheerle-913684.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/hilariously-awesome-dance-by-carroll-junior-powder-puff-cheerle-913684.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="HILARIOUSLY AWESOME DANCE by Carroll Junior Powder Puff Cheerle" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The juniors powder puff cheerleaders from carroll high school 2008-2009 perform their dance routine for the entire school.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=V1FzyhzdVjDuxAFe66TLaw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/hilariously-awesome-dance-by-carroll-junior-powder-puff-cheerle-913684.html</guid></item><item><title>Summer Time Prank ... . backfires, hilariously</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Summer-Time-Prank-backfires-hilariously-484823.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Summer-Time-Prank-backfires-hilariously-484823.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/484823_f4845925-79af-4485-9a55-5de20358d9c4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Summer Time Prank ... . backfires, hilariously" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Forget the wipeout, that dudes laugh in the back scared the shit out of me. Anyone remember tales from the crip with the skeleton in the beginning?  ... Ya&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Lq%2fgl797myvIHjMvSE8VFQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:04:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/484823_f4845925-79af-4485-9a55-5de20358d9c4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Summer-Time-Prank-backfires-hilariously-484823.html</guid></item><item><title>Older Guy Hilariously Faceplants After a Dyno Run</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/older-guy-hilariously-faceplants-after-a-dyno-run-866558.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/older-guy-hilariously-faceplants-after-a-dyno-run-866558.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Older Guy Hilariously Faceplants After a Dyno Run" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I dunno how much HP the car did, but his hip will need a realignment. xD&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VX5Vxn8kHfoRsPNBlcfRMw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/older-guy-hilariously-faceplants-after-a-dyno-run-866558.html</guid></item><item><title>When Sexy Pole Dancing Goes Hilariously Wrong</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/when-sexy-pole-dancing-goes-hilariously-wrong-1023050.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/when-sexy-pole-dancing-goes-hilariously-wrong-1023050.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Xm5qm_e0bIs/default.jpg" alt="When Sexy Pole Dancing Goes Hilariously Wrong" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Hopefully they haven't filled her old job at Wall Mart. Because pole dancing obviously isn't gonna work out. ... blooper improv parody pranks video blog stand-up spoof sexy slut whore strip stripper fall pole dance &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=aOVuQdTKL3rYcXDUy1%2ffUw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Xm5qm_e0bIs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/when-sexy-pole-dancing-goes-hilariously-wrong-1023050.html</guid></item><item><title>RC Jet Hilariously Bad Take Off</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/rc-jet-hilariously-bad-take-off.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/rc-jet-hilariously-bad-take-off.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/rc-jet-hilariously-bad-take-off.jpg" alt="RC Jet Hilariously Bad Take Off" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Worst RC Jet Take Off ever. Probably not the best place to stand.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Pziaar0zbtYazjLtZ4FVig%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:41:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/rc-jet-hilariously-bad-take-off.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/rc-jet-hilariously-bad-take-off.html</guid></item><item><title>When Break Dancing Goes Hilariously Wrong</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/When-Break-Dancing-Goes-Hilariously-Wrong-450179.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/When-Break-Dancing-Goes-Hilariously-Wrong-450179.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/450179_6965bc01-ea76-4ad1-a83a-d84b2d8a434d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="When Break Dancing Goes Hilariously Wrong" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;And so the art of concussion dancing was born.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BeUG8Ut%2fgt0d1dc9iJIcsQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 10:05:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/450179_6965bc01-ea76-4ad1-a83a-d84b2d8a434d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/When-Break-Dancing-Goes-Hilariously-Wrong-450179.html</guid></item><item><title>Hilariously Unfunny Prank</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Hilariously-Unfunny-Prank-431793.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Hilariously-Unfunny-Prank-431793.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/431793_763b1b1d-e322-488d-b409-ebe5db463a88_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Hilariously Unfunny Prank" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Humor is cyclical; things can be so unfunny that they make you laugh.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=usAcp0HlKooE%2bgoNl3BsXA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:28:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/431793_763b1b1d-e322-488d-b409-ebe5db463a88_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Hilariously-Unfunny-Prank-431793.html</guid></item><item><title>Kangaroo Hilariously Interrupts Golf Pros</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/Kangaroo-Hilariously-Interrupts-Golf-Pros-417924.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/Kangaroo-Hilariously-Interrupts-Golf-Pros-417924.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/12/417924_7cb67436-bb75-457f-8aa6-a9764c2aec71_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Kangaroo Hilariously Interrupts Golf Pros" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Who doesn't like playing with their balls.... LOL&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Y0Sr34%2bZ2h8eA3UVmliKaA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:03:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/12/417924_7cb67436-bb75-457f-8aa6-a9764c2aec71_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/Kangaroo-Hilariously-Interrupts-Golf-Pros-417924.html</guid></item></channel></rss>