<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:18:57 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:18:57 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Jenn vblog #12: The Continuing Story of Jenn's Dad</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jenn-vblog-12-the-continuing-story-of-jenn-s-dad-1268993.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;California weather, a gas leak scare, and VH1 Classic's Beatles marathon ... jenn jennifer abraham vblog california weather cold gas leak corvette battery leak chemical leak fumes emergency fire dept dad idiocy vh1 classic marathon beatles backbeat cult classic a hard day's night help john lennon live in nyc beatles anthology beatles based movies &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=X3VKpBT9lwt7ESGyUJXL2w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/r4nizD-2Sio/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jenn-vblog-12-the-continuing-story-of-jenn-s-dad-1268993.html</guid></item><item><title>Epic Fail #9: Left 4 Idiocy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/epic-fail-9-left-4-idiocy-1225357.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Darth vader invades a cult, Public Masturbation at a football game, and a Cameo by the SEVERELY French Benzaie&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tLOCwQ4Yj%2b0bV0uWUMQdAQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_gfz-kwmnQs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/epic-fail-9-left-4-idiocy-1225357.html</guid></item><item><title>WoW, boobs, and cultural idiocy.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/wow-boobs-and-cultural-idiocy-891528.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;.....it is Portuguese, right? Please vote for me at MetalInkShop.com! Thank you. :)&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3hQN%2bnXS%2b1dx20VF8DP8NA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/wow-boobs-and-cultural-idiocy-891528.html</guid></item><item><title>High Five #100 - Supreme Idiocy</title><link>http://www.Break.com/break-classics/break-high-five/high-five-100---supreme-idiocy.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;One of the best High Fives ever - from the dopes who fail epically throwing m80s into a lake to the geniuses who try pogo sticking on a treadmill. Plus karate sparring goes wrong, fireball pranks, and the strongest Nerf gun ever gets put to good use ... nutshot, of course.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=75MZPYFaR5wqq%2f07NREO4A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:39:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/tivo-100-1.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/break-classics/break-high-five/high-five-100---supreme-idiocy.html</guid></item><item><title>High Five #100 - Supreme Idiocy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/high-five-100-supreme-idiocy-802828.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;One of the best High Fives weve seen in a while - from the dopes who fail epically throwing m80s into a lake to the geniuses who try pogo sticking on a treadmill.  Plus karate sparring goes wrong, fireball pranks, and the strongest Nerf gun ever gets put to good use ... nutshot, of course.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mBjhTFe7YQPtUVGTq8fGyw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:34:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/802828_41fc2f49-c493-4f7c-9c6b-bf8e01229ba2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/high-five-100-supreme-idiocy-802828.html</guid></item><item><title>TOTALER QUATSCH</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/totaler-quatsch-1064568.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Sag' ich doch! ... totaler Quatsch Berliner Schnauze Verarsche Unsinn bullshit polkadotbox2 idiocy nonsense albern geil witzig Susan Boyle American Idol Carrie Prejean &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=t3F6wF%2bX0zlNfCVoe05Hhg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YlFYVjpv34A/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/totaler-quatsch-1064568.html</guid></item><item><title>Eynelys Rant.....The Bible And The Idiocy Of People Part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/eynelys-rant-the-bible-and-the-idiocy-of-people-part-2-710151.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Why christians are hypocrites&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=L%2fa4APomk7wBMMThIbsNdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:13:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/710151_0c6835ae-9c0b-48aa-8ef0-29fd9e963e57_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/eynelys-rant-the-bible-and-the-idiocy-of-people-part-2-710151.html</guid></item><item><title>Eynelys Rant.....The Bible And The Idiocy Of People Part 1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/eynelys-rant-the-bible-and-the-idiocy-of-people-part-1-710150.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;How christians Are hypocrites &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kS2YQPBjJsbNBhxJkqd8zA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:12:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/710150_dd812cab-5d99-4e6b-b369-8175d57ec562_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/eynelys-rant-the-bible-and-the-idiocy-of-people-part-1-710150.html</guid></item><item><title>Miss America 2009 Controversy Idiocy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/miss-america-2009-controversy-idiocy-1118198.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/miss-america-2009-controversy-idiocy-1118198.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/K5uKkM09kzs/default.jpg" alt="Miss America 2009 Controversy Idiocy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Carrie Prejean didn't do anythings wrong. She was honest, and misquoted all overs. One of the judges, bound by rules of professionality, put her in a bad spot, then abused the situation on his own ghey show! He is an idiot who just made all gay people look bad. ... perez hilton the blogger carrie prejean miss america 2009 controversy gay homosexual rights lesbian &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jm3tUKfKBeNQ0kVNbx266Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/K5uKkM09kzs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/miss-america-2009-controversy-idiocy-1118198.html</guid></item><item><title>Fight in the stands at Oriole Park at Camden Yards - 4/9/2009</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Fight-in-the-stands-at-Oriole-Park-at-Camden-Yards-4-9-2009-701148.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Fight-in-the-stands-at-Oriole-Park-at-Camden-Yards-4-9-2009-701148.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/701148_22c6f254-4805-4605-8193-aab5f03bab34_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Fight in the stands at Oriole Park at Camden Yards - 4/9/2009" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This guy was screaming back and forth with a group of 4 or 5 younger Oriole fans behind him. All of a sudden, he jumped up, walked up to one of them, and shoved him in the chest. They went at it and rolled down into the row in front of them. When they got up, the Yankee fan was a mess, with a gash in his forehead and blood everywhere. The cops took their time coming down, but both were removed from the stadium. There was blood all over the ground and the seats. Without a doubt the biggest fight Ive ever seen at OPACY. Lets Go Os! &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=w1zptm4LQIErewUW%2fen4YA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:39:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/701148_22c6f254-4805-4605-8193-aab5f03bab34_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Fight-in-the-stands-at-Oriole-Park-at-Camden-Yards-4-9-2009-701148.html</guid></item><item><title>Octomom is a Tool.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/octomom-is-a-tool-837148.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Oh women...you never cease to amaze me. Twitter: twitter.com The Stories: Monkey Cartoon: tinyurl.com Bikini Ahoy: tinyurl.com Octomom: tinyurl.com ... bigwhiteseth large angry man rant bikini pictures think tools actions octomom attention whore idiocy news commentary nadya suleman scantily clad women &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oE0Ywwd9THyKC%2f2%2brCApvA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/octomom-is-a-tool-837148.html</guid></item><item><title>Chick Refuses to Be Towed</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/chick-refuses-to-be-towed.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The idiocy of women drivers knows no boundaries. Around the globe, they do stupid stuff like this to escape tickets.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rRlVPwEpSYxVJDxbpcE6gA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:22:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/chick-refuses-to-be-towed.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/chick-refuses-to-be-towed.html</guid></item><item><title>Horrible Ed - What A Jerk</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Horrible-Ed-What-A-Jerk-567306.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I, Horrible Ed, must apologize for my previous videos. They were crass, lacked narrative structure and were basically evil. Now is a time in which to spread love, not evil. Therefore, please witness my latest creation, in which I, Horrible Ed, spread my love amongst you all and also sing the praises of one of mankind's greatest creations. One that no one can live without for long. Enjoy you revolting morons, enjoy.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VcZh3ObuVzUp87kww4JMng%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:31:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/567306_4fdfbfd1-7b93-43bb-be0d-8d98d27bdbba_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Horrible-Ed-What-A-Jerk-567306.html</guid></item><item><title>Mixed Bag Idiocy on High Five #55</title><link>http://www.Break.com/break-classics/break-high-five/mixed-bag-idiocy-on-high-five-55.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Week 55 of Best of Break has one of the best video varieties we've ever had the pleasure to post.  First we have a kid's parkour stunt gone wrong - his roof landing was ok, but he should have checked the structure first.  Then we have a classic &quot;how-to&quot; involving some awesome pyrotechnics, followed by a not so nice way to help a frog fly through the air, Topping off the set is a classic roommate prank (this kid must have been scared to death), and a kid who is inches away from losing his head under the garage door.  &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ti5Ps8LJzCpGHqB2%2fUEULQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:40:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/break-classics/break-high-five/mixed-bag-idiocy-on-high-five-55.html</guid></item><item><title>Mixed Bag Idiocy on High Five #55</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Mixed-Bag-Idiocy-on-High-Five-55-567190.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Week 55 of Best of Break has one of the best video varieties we've ever had the pleasure to post.  First we have a kid's parkour stunt gone wrong - his roof landing was ok, but he should have checked the structure first.  Then we have a classic &quot;how-to&quot; involving some awesome pyrotechnics, followed by a not so nice way to help a frog fly through the air, Topping off the set is a classic roommate prank (this kid must have been scared to death), and a kid who is inches away from losing his head under the garage door.  &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=eSHed3E8p96lxstL%2fUcpGw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:40:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/567190_f00600cb-dd5b-4963-a962-dc357b96a647_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Mixed-Bag-Idiocy-on-High-Five-55-567190.html</guid></item><item><title>The Illusionist - Trailer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-illusionist-trailer-980396.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Just started playing around in After Effects and iMovie today and this is the result. Definitely one of my favorite movies! ... biel Edward film Ilusionist jessica movie Norton trailer &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wzmV%2bO0Nd0x7cvkic8%2bl8A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GD6VA1ofSeM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-illusionist-trailer-980396.html</guid></item><item><title>drunk goth prooves his idiocy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/drunk-goth-prooves-his-idiocy-996863.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;in a state of pure drunkenness, this goth decided, for reason that he wishes to be unmentioned, to jump over a hedge!! ... drunk drunken boy jumps over hedge hurts himself fchs pain painful funny all saints mad goth broken bones church gig &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=S7VTbl%2fy0m34z6bbG5i3Cg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/J1gkYiuDGyQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/drunk-goth-prooves-his-idiocy-996863.html</guid></item><item><title>MHS Today Part Deuce</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/MHS-Today-Part-Deuce-277586.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/MHS-Today-Part-Deuce-277586.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/277586_e785ce05-d223-47b0-aeb5-27dcdad1f3d5_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="MHS Today Part Deuce" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The eagerly anticipated sequel to the abomination that was the first part of the MHS Today series.  Oooh and ahh at the marvelous prizes and incredible editing.  Siskel gives it 2 decomposed thumbs up.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PgmvjjfB5qv4gNj55mVCIw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:34:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/277586_e785ce05-d223-47b0-aeb5-27dcdad1f3d5_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/MHS-Today-Part-Deuce-277586.html</guid></item><item><title>Two Idiots Watching Pokemon</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/Two-Idiots-Watching-Pokemon-233323.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Two idiots watching pokemon. Its actually kinda funny&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3wiVD6C8dCjvNIzK4gERGw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:12:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/2/233323_479a99f3-6a17-4dba-9b91-a988b28685c9_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/Two-Idiots-Watching-Pokemon-233323.html</guid></item><item><title>Don't Try This At Home: A Compilation of Idiocy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/don-t-try-this-at-home-a-compilation-of-idiocy-1327963.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/don-t-try-this-at-home-a-compilation-of-idiocy-1327963.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fk1seFxHBgY/default.jpg" alt="Don't Try This At Home: A Compilation of Idiocy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Video compiled over the last 4 years of all the stupid things me and my friends do. Featuring: Mountian Biking, Trampolineing, Razor Scootering, Powerizing, Snowboarding, Rollerblading ... Biking Scooter trampoline Poweriser Snowboard Stunts stupid tricks flips rollerblades &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2flPkcq08vyki8oKy20qDVw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fk1seFxHBgY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/don-t-try-this-at-home-a-compilation-of-idiocy-1327963.html</guid></item><item><title>American Idiocy Foundation</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/12/American-Idiocy-Foundation-201010.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/12/American-Idiocy-Foundation-201010.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2006/12/201010_99de900a-25fd-4731-b3c6-5de4c15dd652_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="American Idiocy Foundation" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;PSA Parody for the consideration of stupid people&lt;/td&gt;
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