<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:58:46 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:58:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>I Lied: I Wasn't 257 Pounds! Impatient Dieter Confesses on I Lo</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/i-lied-i-wasn-t-257-pounds-impatient-dieter-confesses-on-i-lo-1249942.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;people, unless you are a true sufferer of cataracts, it should be clear that I was AT LEAST 257 lbs when I started my diet. That should be clear to anyone who is not an envious individual trying to detract from my success or justify their own failure. Yes, I lost 10 lbs in the first day, 9 pounds the next, 3 pounds the next, and on and on. See my main channel for a list of weigh-ins. I recorded them in a listing as well as via video with accompanying underwear body shot each day. I realize ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sAw9SgJUKhCSjW1vuvO0Ww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dEfm0QtON1U/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/i-lied-i-wasn-t-257-pounds-impatient-dieter-confesses-on-i-lo-1249942.html</guid></item><item><title>indyatalks's Day 11 - 199.8 and Congrats to BBYITSBRANDI</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/indyatalks-s-day-11-199-8-and-congrats-to-bbyitsbrandi-1229742.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;indyatalks's is gonna keep doing it one ounce at a time!! Big-ups to bbyitsbrandi proud of that young lady!!! You go girl! The easy way show easywayshow.com ImpatientDieter thank you for encouraging me along this journey and athomas1124 - YOU KNOW we are more than a conqueror so this ain't nothing but a THANG!! ... webcam video indyatalks impatientdieter bbyitsbrandi athomas1124 props encouragement love direction support weight loss &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cuwn2Ob6uRFizn5DTuPTfg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8XPczp47Azk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/indyatalks-s-day-11-199-8-and-congrats-to-bbyitsbrandi-1229742.html</guid></item><item><title>IMP 17 – Ken Hall</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/imp-17-–-ken-hall-718140.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Improv Monologue Project # 17FEATURING: 		Ken HallFROM: 		Impatient Theatre Company (Toronto, ON Canada)PROP: 		Cop StuffLOCATION:		Overpass, Toronto&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=v6wNSLvv9%2f5maqQCsGSM%2bg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 12:27:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/718140_c038d2ab-93f9-4e9a-afdc-98f0859aaeca_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/imp-17-–-ken-hall-718140.html</guid></item><item><title>Bad parker or most impatient parker</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Bad-parker-or-most-impatient-parker-692464.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This person couldn't wait to get in their parking spot. Guess they had to use the CAN.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;. I was being me and yes, my hair is classified as scene hair. Like it? Comment about it. Tell me what you liked and what you didn't like. Sorry that the music was a bit too loud at the end. But bare with me, I will try to change that next time. Songs : If You Seek Amy - Britney Spears Send all your opinions please ( : PS ; My boyfriend made me aware that I did seven twice. I'm sorry - seven is just so cool that it gets two facts ( : ... am not so smart Ten fun facts My boyfriend is impatient ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1uvmXqHghhR7CwA4%2bbBC1w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xs-ZerGxGFQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/weblog-one-1099077.html</guid></item><item><title>That's So Funny - Granny Owns Impatient Driver</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/that-s-so-funny-granny-owns-impatient-driver-887000.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This granny teaches this guy a little something about patience... ... grandma crossing the street and mercedes benz is honking horn at her airbag pops guys face fail blog failure fred failblog thats so funny thatssofunnytv &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5AnmdIE71U%2bBBhJ3lU5x2Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/that-s-so-funny-granny-owns-impatient-driver-887000.html</guid></item><item><title>Jehst Vs Lil' Wayne</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jehst-vs-lil-wayne-1055490.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Comparison between underground UK hip hop artist Jehst, and universally renowned talentless shit head, Lil Wayne. DJ Premier pete rock 9th wonder dr dre harry love dj iq alchemist boon doc jedi mind tricks swizz beatz kanye west timbaland westwood pharell williams jehst braintax mystro... ... chris crocker real hip hop britney spears random shit bored optical illusion amazing sex kelly brook lucy pinder nigga &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=w7IpcpkrxRZ1XLH7%2fUoGZg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fbWcuN0R0Wc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jehst-vs-lil-wayne-1055490.html</guid></item><item><title>Hungry cats</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Hungry-cats-513385.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Cats are very impatient regarding food, especially when it smells salmon&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Apparently the person at the gate is having trouble, but this guy yells at them and tries becoming the incredible hulk.....he just remained an angry Bruce Banner.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;This guy goes nuts when people constantly board the elevator.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lSjDoygUiGPNsLBPXqnp3w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:47:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/430392_caec439f-641a-46a2-a18c-4c1a23680b95_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/impatient-man-on-an-elevator-430392.html</guid></item><item><title>Impatient  drunk dude pushes wrong person</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Impatient-drunk-dude-pushes-wrong-person-426416.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;new years eve NYC, too many drinks for this gansta&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;An impatient motorist decides to bypass the road closed signs, and drive on the sidewalk.  Bad idea.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;At lunch a hungry kitty is really impatient and perhaps part goat.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3Z78I%2fjVR88x9erxAqhTLA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 18:08:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/impatient-kitty-wants-food.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/impatient-kitty-wants-food.html</guid></item><item><title>Hungry Kitten Is Very Impatient</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Hungry-Kitten-Is-Very-Impatient-363028.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This cat must be starving, or part goat.&lt;/td&gt;
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