<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:26:47 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:26:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Koozie Pocket Shirt</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/koozie-pocket-shirt-1510802</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Kooziepocketshirt.com!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2gcoZqmUvahSgnsDDMH7dw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:26:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xGsHBkz55Iw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/koozie-pocket-shirt-1510802</guid></item><item><title>Hawaii Chair Infomercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hawaii-chair-infomercial-1510447</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hawaii-chair-infomercial-1510447"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E9_amg-Aos4/default.jpg" alt="Hawaii Chair Infomercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;just watch&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=k%2fmPDWIkTPnwSmXhVMs0sw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:28:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E9_amg-Aos4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hawaii-chair-infomercial-1510447</guid></item><item><title>Big Tits!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-tits-1504032</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-tits-1504032"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WcC91Gb-EfI/default.jpg" alt="Big Tits!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;toofar.tv presents an informative infomercial that empowers women to reach their maximum potential, the ultimate secret to climbing the corporate and social ladder. Written and Directed by Danny Mendlow Starring: Julie Webster, Janessa Shae O'Hearn and Larissa Dawn. Featuring Chris Hamilton and Mike Nameth. huge tits babe / sexy strip girl big tits girls flash&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hoQCf10l8mfPDnaboX8rGw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WcC91Gb-EfI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-tits-1504032</guid></item><item><title>Free Energy Infomercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/free-energy-infomercial-1499401</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/free-energy-infomercial-1499401"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499401_6618a7ca-b956-485d-b3c7-3fa80472a380_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Free Energy Infomercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My first Free Energy Video. I thought I should do this with a little razzle dazzle. Free Energy can be a tough sell. I wrote the script to be kind of like an infomercial. I hope you enjoy this one. Check out my audio book @  www.energybook.info&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QHXk3CnpTTMZ3tjI7Ru6aQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:28:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1499401_6618a7ca-b956-485d-b3c7-3fa80472a380_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/free-energy-infomercial-1499401</guid></item><item><title>Thomas Lennon is Guntram M?ller! M?llerCize It! (part 1)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/thomas-lennon-is-guntram-m-ller-m-llercize-it-part-1-1497908</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/thomas-lennon-is-guntram-m-ller-m-llercize-it-part-1-1497908"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497908_b68e5f53-a21f-4b42-825c-42ae1139f687_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Thomas Lennon is Guntram M?ller! M?llerCize It! (part 1)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;World famous Luge Olympian GUNTRAM M?LLERs lifestyle system M?llerCize It! will have your body feeling like Friday Night! TGIF for fitness Windervar. Watch Guntram and his assistants Odin Georg and Gurda Taubenlecher demonstrate how to harness body, brain and sexual magic and help you to M?llerCize!Check out http://www.mullercize.comStarring: Thomas Lennon, R. Ben Garant &amp;amp; Irina VoroninaProduced by: Thomas Lennon, R. Ben Garant &amp;amp; Jared Mazzaschi - futurepilgrim.comEdited by: Christian HoffmanSpecial thanks to: David Lincoln, Matthew Patterson, Don Black and Christian Hoffman&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ve6XgOC9vDXgsW4LNGksMw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:50:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1497908_b68e5f53-a21f-4b42-825c-42ae1139f687_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/thomas-lennon-is-guntram-m-ller-m-llercize-it-part-1-1497908</guid></item><item><title>Infomercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/infomercial-1493875</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/infomercial-1493875"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1493875_f132d5d4-3eb2-4a4a-8c3a-7d0004d5dae0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Infomercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A great invention sure to take off&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SDJcNHGEpZ9Jb5LDv5k0uQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:53:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1493875_f132d5d4-3eb2-4a4a-8c3a-7d0004d5dae0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/infomercial-1493875</guid></item><item><title>The Three Stooges:  Heavenly Daze</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-three-stooges-minisode/the-three-stooges-heavenly-daze-1454480</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The Stooges pioneer the infomercial. Shemp dies, and at the pearly gates, he's given one chance to get in. He must return as a ghost, and reform Moe and Larry. Of course they're mid scam, trying to sell a pen that writes under whip cream. Yum?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lN0t7pC9PP1F7DnpWRCalQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:04:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2310778&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-three-stooges-minisode/the-three-stooges-heavenly-daze-1454480</guid></item><item><title>Dilbert: Infomercial</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/dilbert-minisode/dilbert-infomercial-1453712</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/dilbert-minisode/dilbert-infomercial-1453712"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2479179&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Dilbert: Infomercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;It starts with an infomercial, and ends with the destruction of the universe. It's the Gruntmaster 6000, and it'll give you the workout of a lifetime. You know you're project has problems if Stephen Hawking has to show up to save of the day.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ciUarVhHz4QQDHN2IhM7lQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:01:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2479179&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/dilbert-minisode/dilbert-infomercial-1453712</guid></item><item><title>Dangerous Condom Applicator</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dangerous-condom-applicator-1475090.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dangerous-condom-applicator-1475090.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KBqMqtuCeZ4/default.jpg" alt="Dangerous Condom Applicator" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The sex will be so much more rewarding if you survive this. See our videos a month earlier at www.collegehumor.com and follow us on http ... Condom contraption Applicator dangerous scary hurt sex commercial advertisement infomercial hilarious sketch &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fMYGXwrmkj9MegaMWJu2BA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KBqMqtuCeZ4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dangerous-condom-applicator-1475090.html</guid></item><item><title>Worst infomercial Acting</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/worst-infomercial-acting-1418063.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/worst-infomercial-acting-1418063.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1418063_2cdbf4f1-ad08-4b79-8844-87de2f3caedd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Worst infomercial Acting" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The worst of the worst acting from a variety of infomercials&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kkwL3KhOB%2fE9elTqWbUcxA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 09:47:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1418063_2cdbf4f1-ad08-4b79-8844-87de2f3caedd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/worst-infomercial-acting-1418063.html</guid></item><item><title>The AMAZING Esca-ciser, by Glaserbeam</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-amazing-esca-ciser-by-glaserbeam-1406004.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-amazing-esca-ciser-by-glaserbeam-1406004.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1406004_958c8961-99b7-456d-87a7-9d4925594323_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The AMAZING Esca-ciser, by Glaserbeam" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Our demented pitchman Glaserbeam is back! In his AMAZING 4-minute infomercial he hawks yet another exciting non-product, making a breathtaking assortment of outrageous claims that would have even P.T. Barnum reaching for his checkbook. Sit back and enjoy Glaserbeams jumbled world of half-truths, frightening disclaimers, and never-ending shipping &amp;amp; handling fees. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=HWvgDVKsbYKy5pzdvDIHBQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:45:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1406004_958c8961-99b7-456d-87a7-9d4925594323_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-amazing-esca-ciser-by-glaserbeam-1406004.html</guid></item><item><title>The AMAZING Glaser 3000 System</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-amazing-glaser-3000-system-1406006.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-amazing-glaser-3000-system-1406006.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1406006_450c18e0-2fb3-47ea-bed9-e95f4b53b0c2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The AMAZING Glaser 3000 System" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Everybody needs the Glaser 3000 System -- its AMAZING, and theres nothing to it!!! Special thanks to Stephen T. Marchillo for his AMAZING advice on this project.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=a%2bPYejK%2fvNbh8f%2f405KYmg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:38:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1406006_450c18e0-2fb3-47ea-bed9-e95f4b53b0c2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-amazing-glaser-3000-system-1406006.html</guid></item><item><title>Gary Fong Infomercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gary-fong-infomercial-1404725.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gary-fong-infomercial-1404725.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1404725_7a8aa6d3-1529-4d5e-8ce9-7ea95de11ba9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Gary Fong Infomercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is a Gary Fongs infomercial anything you need Gary can do it. Are we having Fong yet?www.tigheland.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kHCdjNliHHwljnhwDqt5HA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:20:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1404725_7a8aa6d3-1529-4d5e-8ce9-7ea95de11ba9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gary-fong-infomercial-1404725.html</guid></item><item><title>Gestörter Autofahrer Crazy Driver Crash</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gestörter-autofahrer-crazy-driver-crash-1409538.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gestörter-autofahrer-crazy-driver-crash-1409538.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7j4Mlvj_ppk/default.jpg" alt="Gestörter Autofahrer Crazy Driver Crash" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Plutonium verseuchter Krabi nachdem der seine Drogen vergessen hat zunehmen dreht er durch&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sFnpC%2f6hVooyRsKEIyTqiw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7j4Mlvj_ppk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gestörter-autofahrer-crazy-driver-crash-1409538.html</guid></item><item><title>Halo 3 Infomercial</title><link>http://www.Break.com/xbox-halo3-explore-the-odst/halo-3-infomercial.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/xbox-halo3-explore-the-odst/halo-3-infomercial.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/halo-3-infomercial.jpg" alt="Halo 3 Infomercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is a video I made showcasing the different kinds of equipment you can use in Halo 3. It has the Eli Evans seal of approval.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Wlv2DouCzYi5C5w%2fEYiXPA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:55:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/halo-3-infomercial.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/xbox-halo3-explore-the-odst/halo-3-infomercial.html</guid></item><item><title>The Foozie</title><link>http://www.Break.com/bud-light-football/the-foozie.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Enhance your tailgating with a Bud Light Foozie! &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sgXMcggBkB35zmtZ0ScWjA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:50:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/the-foozie.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/bud-light-football/the-foozie.html</guid></item><item><title>Matt Heagy's Pick Up Lines (While Picking Up Lines)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/matt-heagy-s-pick-up-lines-while-picking-up-lines-1433536.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/matt-heagy-s-pick-up-lines-while-picking-up-lines-1433536.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w0WCCrtCk30/default.jpg" alt="Matt Heagy's Pick Up Lines (While Picking Up Lines)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Beach Volleyball Pro and sometimes model Matt Heagy's infomercial for his video series on how to pick up chicks at the beach.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=W06JZ1f%2bqDbtiCGyonCwlQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w0WCCrtCk30/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/matt-heagy-s-pick-up-lines-while-picking-up-lines-1433536.html</guid></item><item><title>SMOKING INFOMERCIAL FROM THE 1950'S</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/smoking-infomercial-from-the-1950-s-1311160.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/smoking-infomercial-from-the-1950-s-1311160.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SM06XY3rE30/default.jpg" alt="SMOKING INFOMERCIAL FROM THE 1950'S" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A retro look at smoking from BLACK N BLUE COMEDY... ... blacknbluecomedy keithanderson comedian irish hicks stanhope understanding standup &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MS35RCDXN5x%2b9uv1dQA3Dw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SM06XY3rE30/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/smoking-infomercial-from-the-1950-s-1311160.html</guid></item><item><title>Hook on Fonik</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hook-on-fonik-1353435.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hook-on-fonik-1353435.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wtJDy3WuUQM/default.jpg" alt="Hook on Fonik" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Learn how to read with Hook on Fonik! ... hook on fonik nigahiga ryan higa hooked infomercial commercial teehee &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6gjS2NtBg7BEtb1FVinH0w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wtJDy3WuUQM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hook-on-fonik-1353435.html</guid></item><item><title>Gary Fong Real-estate</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gary-fong-real-estate-1254526.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gary-fong-real-estate-1254526.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1254526_f1116bc1-ef14-4b5e-9826-8c4a9f51d980_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Gary Fong Real-estate" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Gary Fong is the best and most aggressive real-estate agent on the planet. Comedy.tigheland.combackshopshow.com&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uO056Zr6qy9WnsvhkTLl7g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:54:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1254526_f1116bc1-ef14-4b5e-9826-8c4a9f51d980_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gary-fong-real-estate-1254526.html</guid></item><item><title>KMJ INFOMERCIAL 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kmj-infomercial-2-1284467.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kmj-infomercial-2-1284467.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yG-Sjd1N2X4/default.jpg" alt="KMJ INFOMERCIAL 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is the revised, copyright friendly version of our bullying video. ... Jordon Mark KayaG kaya genc kayag kayag11 bullying tss bullying project &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2JyVPkmzpXzVE68Ptbmnng%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yG-Sjd1N2X4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/kmj-infomercial-2-1284467.html</guid></item><item><title>Bullying Project</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bullying-project-1273692.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bullying-project-1273692.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OEKTMThSRzU/default.jpg" alt="Bullying Project" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This project was a group effort made by Mark Johnson, Jordan Consoli and Kaya Genc for our Term 3 School project about BULLYING.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=aP4%2b86oh%2bJkI9saj3IvqjQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OEKTMThSRzU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bullying-project-1273692.html</guid></item><item><title>1-800-Rent-A-God</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/1-800-rent-a-god-1249871.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/1-800-rent-a-god-1249871.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qwod08JUMCA/default.jpg" alt="1-800-Rent-A-God" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;1-800-Rent-A-God was a video project made for my high school economics class, where the assignment was to design a new product and market it. It is a strong contender for biggest production-value fail in YouTube history, but despite that it still has enough charm to make me laugh when I watch it to this day. Starring Mike DeVine (myself), Adam Stern, Brian Bockicki (credited as Brian Denehee due to a post-production brain fart), and Candie the dog, with a special appearance by Carolyn DeVine ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iM0ysv34w%2fMX%2bSzy9bg9dA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qwod08JUMCA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/1-800-rent-a-god-1249871.html</guid></item><item><title>Hilarious Infomercial Spoof- PimpleCream</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/hilarious-infomercial-spoof-pimplecream-1107637.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/hilarious-infomercial-spoof-pimplecream-1107637.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eHs7pLwvrSw/default.jpg" alt="Hilarious Infomercial Spoof- PimpleCream" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A funny spoof on acne infomercials.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UItRG5hZCmL0qQUCSeSoig%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:23:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eHs7pLwvrSw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/hilarious-infomercial-spoof-pimplecream-1107637.html</guid></item><item><title>The Infomercial Stopper</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-infomercial-stopper-1095191.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-infomercial-stopper-1095191.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1095191_04ce5536-ccd2-4f80-930c-2e6e0ee1d383_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Infomercial Stopper" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;It will get rid of infomercials guar-an-teed!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MbbH3WuamBJXvKL%2b878BYA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:36:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1095191_04ce5536-ccd2-4f80-930c-2e6e0ee1d383_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-infomercial-stopper-1095191.html</guid></item><item><title>The Infomercial Stopper</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-infomercial-stopper-1095178.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-infomercial-stopper-1095178.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1095178_caa0893d-0632-436c-8e16-c6739f13d8e8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Infomercial Stopper" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;It will get rid of infomercials guar-en-teed!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wrD7vBiptrh5v8hIpvxNew%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:59:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1095178_caa0893d-0632-436c-8e16-c6739f13d8e8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-infomercial-stopper-1095178.html</guid></item><item><title>T and J Do an Infomercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/t-and-j-do-an-infomercial-1222613.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/t-and-j-do-an-infomercial-1222613.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0sUl32ThlJg/default.jpg" alt="T and J Do an Infomercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Its Timmy and Elmo with another amazing product for you to buy! SUPER AMAZING WET STUFF!!! ... topless sexy black man water wet Elmo chuck Norris customer shirtless naked creeper muscles timmy jared infomercial Brittney spears &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4n2aJUoQzOmkCjldkU5WWg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0sUl32ThlJg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/t-and-j-do-an-infomercial-1222613.html</guid></item><item><title>Prevention Infomercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/prevention-infomercial-1224818.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/prevention-infomercial-1224818.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eAvwTUuWicY/default.jpg" alt="Prevention Infomercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;An infomercial for a DVD on what to do and not to do at different situations, please watch whole thing especially interview ... infomercial nick brian kevin funny nerd interview to do not brittany spears jessica alba miley cyrus random gun shootings death hilarious playground safety &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=HpQGnHrdmgFUbhdrgK6kkQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eAvwTUuWicY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/prevention-infomercial-1224818.html</guid></item><item><title>If You Buy This Product - That's So Sad</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/if-you-buy-this-product-that-s-so-sad-1205567.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/if-you-buy-this-product-that-s-so-sad-1205567.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nBxYHhX4WuM/default.jpg" alt="If You Buy This Product - That's So Sad" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Watch more at www.theyoungturks.com. ... the young turks cenk uygur ana kasparian infomercials product cheer for you funny video crazy people &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VXBGTLFXctIZSBgmtqwMnw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nBxYHhX4WuM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/if-you-buy-this-product-that-s-so-sad-1205567.html</guid></item><item><title>Asian-B-Gone</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/asian-b-gone-1166203.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/asian-b-gone-1166203.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xFcjT34SVcY/default.jpg" alt="Asian-B-Gone" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;An informercial for a new household item. DON'T FORGET TO: Comment. Rate. Subscribe. ... asian-b-gone asian gone get rid of nigahiga wonton soup skater fight cute cuddly kitten blue screen Dr. Mitsubishi Sesame Chicken Sauce Cat friends mythbusters jon kate +8 plus infomercial Jonas Brothers Miley Cyrus &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7y%2f4DMhQLsSVK6RifwGudA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xFcjT34SVcY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/asian-b-gone-1166203.html</guid></item></channel></rss>