<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:44:20 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:44:20 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>i scared my baby</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-scared-my-baby-1479800.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;my baby was like 6 months and i blow a mike horn and scared her love her face&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xw56M1VfJl9RWQgc0oI5ig%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:29:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1479800_bfca0187-94fe-4a09-ba59-eaa6df229a5d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/i-scared-my-baby-1479800.html</guid></item><item><title>Joking</title><link>http://www.Break.com/music/indigo-girls-videos/joking</link><description>
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pU44nzR88Z%2b0t75GcdBgOw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:26:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/indigogirls_joking.JPG" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/music/indigo-girls-videos/joking</guid></item><item><title>Y J B Ft. Piff Da God Big Booty Judy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/y-j-b-ft-piff-da-god-big-booty-judy-1367477.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;leave a comment nd shit ya know Yess We made a 2 new songs in 1 week ... Music stripper big booty judy comedy 617 j.roc.big daddy piff da god magix 15 burke boston beatown girl magic city more music having fun joking around clowns funny &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PiONMVLYNZUHCJcBkHojXw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/q8F6mkhkDkg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/y-j-b-ft-piff-da-god-big-booty-judy-1367477.html</guid></item><item><title>Xena'ssss Sister</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/xena-ssss-sister-1363134.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Xena'ssss Sister is out to get her worst enemy, Laura Croft'ssss sister!!! (tbh i'm not really liking this vid, but whatevs fuck it I'm a post it up anywho!) ... leiarose21 tegan and sara xena warrior princess laura lara croft alicia keys northern state darling bond music action keira knightly joking &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ybaJwJRtbCnG1hoJe9K%2bAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hwHCHkQ-O2w/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/xena-ssss-sister-1363134.html</guid></item><item><title>i want you back music video</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-want-you-back-music-video-1349143.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;mj tributee. ... want you back jackson michael school summer fall winter spring stop motion hilarious this will make happy camp rock gossip girl season twilight sneak peak belong with me taylor swift music video amazing miley cyrus jonas brothers lucas till scary maze game reaction heroes the office funny things to do when your bored sleepover friends extremely joking cool aweseome falling down stiars &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=d02%2boU1A5zCCFTEf8%2b9eCA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oc5LNSyALR4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-want-you-back-music-video-1349143.html</guid></item><item><title>Solo Mission-Short Movie</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/solo-mission-short-movie-1349384.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Was bored. Made a video. :) PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAAASSSSEEEEE take notice of the masking at 0:33 as BOTH PEOPLE are me!!!! I think it looks pretty good. Rate and comment, thanks. ... Solo Mission-Short Movie robbery burgular masking effectslab pro FXHOME punch ko random tags you suck only joking lololol guns killing owned pwned gears of war soundtrack &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=C0%2bqe%2bxnG2q9i%2fYav%2bI7Og%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/l8zRsEt4xS0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/solo-mission-short-movie-1349384.html</guid></item><item><title>Haley-Jokinen</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/haley-jokinen-1345443.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Micheal Haley vs Olli Jokinen 9/17/09 Courtesy of www.Islesenforcers.com &amp;amp; www.hockeyfights.com ... Micheal Haley Olli Jokinen NHL New York Islanders Calgary Flames AHL Bridgeport Soundtigers &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=O0AxSIieD8tIXSA1TJPm%2fw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ud6LQWkDxSg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/haley-jokinen-1345443.html</guid></item><item><title>i like big butts</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-like-big-butts-1346770.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;we were just joking around and dancing. never thinking we would show anyone.. in wqalks hayleys brother while we are in lingerie ... accident funny lingerie brother joking fun haha fml fuck my life &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7I0ffDCAFqzB%2bZJt0OR5EQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y-gGbA88kVE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-like-big-butts-1346770.html</guid></item><item><title>9/18/2009 Calgary Flames @ New York Islanders</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/9-18-2009-calgary-flames-new-york-islanders-1340662.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Flames vs. Islanders Material is owned by tsn and NHL. ... 18-9-2009 18.9.2009 9/18/2009 Calgary Flames New York New York Islanders Olli Jokinen Miikka Kiprusoff Jarome Iginla NHL Nhl Hockey J&#228;&#228;kiekko &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Zuowqa9z00xebW%2bY%2foWYrg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hyrFYZmc5Ng/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/9-18-2009-calgary-flames-new-york-islanders-1340662.html</guid></item><item><title>NHLDebate: Theo Fleury wins Shootout / I HATE cable!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nhldebate-theo-fleury-wins-shootout-i-hate-cable-1340684.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;i coulnt watch the islanders/flames =(.. pointless video stay tuned for tonight ... NHL Theoren Fleury Shootout Goal Kyle Okposo Calgary Flames Nigel Dawes Olli Jokinen New York Islanders &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SGXIqim5eUAshxcLAbSHhw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1Lrc9NrcQfQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nhldebate-theo-fleury-wins-shootout-i-hate-cable-1340684.html</guid></item><item><title>Jussi Jokinen</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jussi-jokinen-1319215.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Compilation of Jussi Jokinen! I DO NOT OWN THE SONG NOR THE VIDEO IN THIS VIDEO PROPERTY OF NHL AND PUDDLE OF MUDD ... compiliation hockey skate deke dangle 2010 olympics canada dangles dekes hits hit top 10 goals saves goalie carolina hurricanes jussijokinen10 fairmeir samgagner4life hockeyman27 &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bOzd%2fh9k9u%2boBvzeNhYB5w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JHYKg5DqzcA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jussi-jokinen-1319215.html</guid></item><item><title>Richard Dawkins loves boobies (just joking)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/richard-dawkins-loves-boobies-just-joking-1302069.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Quick, spontaneous and admittedly very childish video. Don't get me wrong, I greatly admire Richard Dawkins, this is just for fun :)&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b8Gif%2bAHftooE8unEIjpbQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VjXyL-r_y-4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/richard-dawkins-loves-boobies-just-joking-1302069.html</guid></item><item><title>bowling!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bowling-1298816.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bowling-1298816.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/r-0Ongyog_k/default.jpg" alt="bowling!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uQ2%2fSb6SwFzNWF1qB801ww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/r-0Ongyog_k/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bowling-1298816.html</guid></item><item><title>Spade and hubby meet</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/spade-and-hubby-meet-1269127.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;back from my school i might make a series of 2 minute episodes of them talking about stuff :D and developing the animation of the mouths ... art graphics whales hubby spade sad happy change changes emotions friends hate jokes pirates towls paper animation clay paint adobe are blue black white palm tree island water sea ocean whale killer dive funny humore laugh mouths mouth lip sync project final piece preperation camera nikon d40 sequence images love inflict nasty evil rude stupid weird fun ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WAaJRg5z8yHX3MRt4VtpOg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9GF0rKtDQr8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/spade-and-hubby-meet-1269127.html</guid></item><item><title>RE:The Epic G-Virus (You must be joking)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-the-epic-g-virus-you-must-be-joking-1266692.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;....&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6B4IeKOa64rRofbDvtdMeA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_Q0FYUHJJgU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-the-epic-g-virus-you-must-be-joking-1266692.html</guid></item><item><title>100 TV Episode 10: Wanna be Van Wilder</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/100-tv-episode-10-wanna-be-van-wilder-1253725.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I'm goin in on people who wannabe Van Wilder ... Van Wilder college school real talk 100 TV 1oo 1ootv black cussing comedy funny graduate degree blog talking clowning joking grow up adult life job education girls hoes hos bitch bitches niggas nigga money party partying parties fun kids children babies grades &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jXbt6iLgXa8JU%2fAKQ558BQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c2z49_8Fs0Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/100-tv-episode-10-wanna-be-van-wilder-1253725.html</guid></item><item><title>Ovie Has Got Nothing on Olli???!!!?      2009-2010 NHL Schedule!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/ovie-has-got-nothing-on-olli-2009-2010-nhl-schedule-1224408.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Looking at my crazy fan experience + the 2009-2010 NHL schedule! LEAVE A COMMENT: What is your craziest fan expierence? Do you hate the olympics because it takes away from the NHL All-Star game? Rate and Subscribe! ... ovie has got nothing on olli alex alexander ovechkin jokinen calgary flames phoenix coyotes florida panthers washington capitals olympics all star game national hockey league NHL 2009 2010 schedule finland russia canada &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Zfjln01u1ha3JVFe5%2fVhLQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xQjG62bUdok/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/ovie-has-got-nothing-on-olli-2009-2010-nhl-schedule-1224408.html</guid></item><item><title>Best of Hurricanes vs. Devils</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/best-of-hurricanes-vs-devils-1208567.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/best-of-hurricanes-vs-devils-1208567.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/95E78j1-36w/default.jpg" alt="Best of Hurricanes vs. Devils" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;All of the action from the Hurricanes and Devils 2009 Eastern Conference Quarterfinals matchup (Note: This video is from NHL.com, and was put on youtube because the NHL hasn't put their Best of videos up for 2009 playoff series like they did for 2008) ... 2009 NHL Playoffs Eastern Conference Quarterfinals Hurricanes Devils Martin Brodeur Patrik Elias Jamie Langenbrunner Brian Gionta Rolston Cam Ward Eric Staal Jussi Jokinen Joni Pitkanen Ray Whitney ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=EtFbijbTwYCUsGWiZVZgNw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/95E78j1-36w/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/best-of-hurricanes-vs-devils-1208567.html</guid></item><item><title>Goruml's retarded adventures episode 3 - Hunting a Bear</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/goruml-s-retarded-adventures-episode-3-hunting-a-bear-1209145.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/goruml-s-retarded-adventures-episode-3-hunting-a-bear-1209145.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/B-rZeQ1GDdA/default.jpg" alt="Goruml's retarded adventures episode 3 - Hunting a Bear" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;If you are a follower of the goruml series, you we be very exicted to watch number 3. In this adventure goruml and the bread guy try to hunt a bear, but what they end up killing is something much different. WARNING!!!! contains large amounts of cinnamon and wet lesbians making out !!!!! i would show this to all the tolders you know. by the way there are no lesbians!!!! damn it ! we couldnt find any and the cost too much....&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=D5kk7lChvOpCtl4u%2b5QuZQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/B-rZeQ1GDdA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/goruml-s-retarded-adventures-episode-3-hunting-a-bear-1209145.html</guid></item><item><title>Fighting</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fighting-1211283.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fighting-1211283.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LO1ERLO9b8o/default.jpg" alt="Fighting" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;ally and grace's sister fighting lmfao ... webcam video peaceandlove4eva813 fighing joking around grace ally julia sister friends apples dumb blonde brunet &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pS2%2fsKua8JkQKAl6tc1R9w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LO1ERLO9b8o/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fighting-1211283.html</guid></item><item><title>ME Zack Starring In Saw PT.1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/me-john-starring-in-saw-pt-1-1064878.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/me-john-starring-in-saw-pt-1-1064878.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1064878_f6d92fa9-01f7-476d-a518-d2c2891a28d7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="ME Zack Starring In Saw PT.1" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;i had edited and recreated and added my self and saw&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=N%2fUjpucTm04bTgFHTaJwPw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:27:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/1064878_f6d92fa9-01f7-476d-a518-d2c2891a28d7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/me-john-starring-in-saw-pt-1-1064878.html</guid></item><item><title>Slamming The Fat Kid (only jokin love you mozza ;] )</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/slamming-the-fat-kid-only-jokin-love-you-mozza-1202011.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/slamming-the-fat-kid-only-jokin-love-you-mozza-1202011.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0wknczFdE4w/default.jpg" alt="Slamming The Fat Kid (only jokin love you mozza ;] )" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Ben Hangs And Drops On Mozza&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MHentK2%2bioEuxVzdK9JJPg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0wknczFdE4w/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/slamming-the-fat-kid-only-jokin-love-you-mozza-1202011.html</guid></item><item><title>FREE XboX LIVE! No joking!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/free-xbox-live-no-joking-1173508.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/free-xbox-live-no-joking-1173508.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4PtZw2zI-1w/default.jpg" alt="FREE XboX LIVE! No joking!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;them doesn't even have to make sense, sit your kids down or do it whilst you are bored. It really does work and I was amazed it worked aswell. Also, if you go to proprizes.com then you get double rewards on your first 5 surveys filled out! ... xbox 360 wii ps3 ps2 psx playstation microsoft live ms points free how to get stuff twitter facebook myspace prank joke funny laugh american idol is awful hate piers morgan and katie price jordan peter andre brad pitt jolie woman ugly not attractive or ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=X2O3bxafjAC%2fZ2EruXpfCg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4PtZw2zI-1w/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/free-xbox-live-no-joking-1173508.html</guid></item><item><title>Dennis Miller: MJ Would Still Be Alive Under Obamacare</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/dennis-miller-mj-would-still-be-alive-under-obamacare-1169111.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/dennis-miller-mj-would-still-be-alive-under-obamacare-1169111.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9QAhwOXbCG0/default.jpg" alt="Dennis Miller: MJ Would Still Be Alive Under Obamacare" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;going to hell for joking about a dead person. ... bill o'reilly dennis miller michael jackson jokes laughter mock dead celebrity entertainment news politics horse tranquilizers gallows humor disrespecting dearly departed doctor conrad murray personal physician king of pop death age 50 propofol diprivan anesthetic surgery powerful cardiac arrest empathy black white ethnicity box certificate patient case charge arrested manslaughter gender race joking going to hell panel comedy funny comedian ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VvjTAKlVhM2RhQf4qDkTJA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9QAhwOXbCG0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/dennis-miller-mj-would-still-be-alive-under-obamacare-1169111.html</guid></item><item><title>Jokes4Food- Comedy Writer w/ Original Material</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jokes4food-comedy-writer-w-original-material-1162673.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jokes4food-comedy-writer-w-original-material-1162673.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Xj8ONLFP7-M/default.jpg" alt="Jokes4Food- Comedy Writer w/ Original Material" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;dollars to ride the bus — the equivalent of 50 US cents. In related news, rapper 50 cent make a name change to 3 tillion zimdollars Pandas could be extinct in 2-3 generations: report - in honor of the panda, panda express will create a new signature dish...lemon panda chow main. get it before their all gone...literally. new slogan Panda Express, where Extinct meat taste better ... jokes4food comedy stand up writing humor jokes funny stupid joking fail standup john stewart david letterman conan ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=R3PjyebkwkH4vYlXoS1uMQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Xj8ONLFP7-M/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jokes4food-comedy-writer-w-original-material-1162673.html</guid></item><item><title>Making Cookies &amp;amp; Cream - Episode 8</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/making-cookies-cream-episode-8-982028.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/making-cookies-cream-episode-8-982028.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/982028_db543d45-954c-40aa-b266-82573230f3f7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Making Cookies &amp; Cream - Episode 8" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Cookies &amp;amp; Comedy - This crazy episode features several popular NYC based comedians including Ardie Fuqua, Godfrey, and Ben Bailey from Cash Cab.From INDEPENDENT ENTERTAINMENT, LLC comes the 8th in the web series from director Omar Hernandez on the making of the handicap budgeted tour de force, feature film Cookies &amp;amp; Cream - by One Way or Another Productions.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QBlC3BhQOcANMx0sU1UhFQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:19:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/982028_db543d45-954c-40aa-b266-82573230f3f7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/making-cookies-cream-episode-8-982028.html</guid></item><item><title>The joking cards</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-joking-cards-1150648.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-joking-cards-1150648.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-AgmmzfFYyw/default.jpg" alt="The joking cards" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A trick i developed designed for two spectaters I've used it a few times on laymen and its effect was brilliant. its simple and most of you will find the secret but trust me, its a lot of fun. ... card tricks effects magic decks prestidigitation mismag822 cardician cardshark amazing cool awesome poker misdeal aces spades david blaine revealed tut tutorial &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=TxTmzqK7TflGmsrTH4OebQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-AgmmzfFYyw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-joking-cards-1150648.html</guid></item><item><title>Preview - Joking Queens (www.AceCardTricks.com)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/preview-joking-queens-www-acecardtricks-com-1142317.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/preview-joking-queens-www-acecardtricks-com-1142317.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Vrm6Q07tyq8/default.jpg" alt="Preview - Joking Queens (www.AceCardTricks.com)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;www.acecardtricks.com Four Queens very visually change one at a time into four jokers. A very visual, very nice, and very simple trick. www.AceCardTricks.com ... Preview Joking Queens Video Card Tricks Card Trick Free Learn Magic Close up Ace acecardtricks acecardtrick Hindu Shuffle Best World Sleight of Hand Magician Easy to do Illusions lessons street David Blaine Chris Angel revealed explained ever expert beginner how easy &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=811rBlNRpGucFl2uyMx5Gg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Vrm6Q07tyq8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/preview-joking-queens-www-acecardtricks-com-1142317.html</guid></item><item><title>Preview - Turnover Deck (www.AceCardTricks.com)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/preview-turnover-deck-www-acecardtricks-com-1142563.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/preview-turnover-deck-www-acecardtricks-com-1142563.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CEIdgLkq7Mw/default.jpg" alt="Preview - Turnover Deck (www.AceCardTricks.com)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;www.acecardtricks.com A card is lost in the deck, and the deck visually and magically turns upside down, leaving the selection faced the wrong way round. www.AceCardTricks.com ... Preview Joking Queens Video Card Tricks Card Trick Free Learn Magic Close up Ace acecardtricks acecardtrick Hindu Shuffle Best World Sleight of Hand Magician Easy to do Illusions lessons street David Blaine Chris Angel revealed explained ever expert beginner how easy &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=M%2bI3mb%2fHLM9wbUHw2FtEvQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CEIdgLkq7Mw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/preview-turnover-deck-www-acecardtricks-com-1142563.html</guid></item><item><title>Ice House Annex August 2, 2009</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/ice-house-annex-august-2-2009-1147851.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A 10-minute set from the Ice House Annex in Pasadena, California ... comedy humor stand-up funny laugh comedian stand up jokes joking &lt;/td&gt;
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