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Dont Call Michael Madsen Retarded

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:12:53 GMT

National Lampoons Matt Zaller recently sat down with HIRED GUNs Michael Madsen (Directed by Brad Jurjens). When he agreed to sit down for an offbeat interview with Matt Zaller, we dont think he realized that Matt was going to be joking around, trying to get a reaction out of Madsen. In a nutshell, Madsen looses his cool. In a big way. Youll have to watch to see Zallers meaningless babble about dreams and his subsequent insulting of Michael Madsen. MADSEN FLIPS OUT!!!!See more at http://nationallampoon.comAbout HIRED GUN:A hit man turns against his former boss after witnessing a nuclear weapon being smuggled into the US.

National Lampoon Presents RoboDoc- Now on DVD!

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:58:10 GMT

National Lampoon Presents RoboDoc! Starring Alan Thicke, Corin Nemec, David Faustino, Christine Scott Bennett, Kristia Knowles and Will Haze. Plagued by uninsured patients, greedy insurance companies, heartless health care conglomerates, and stressed out doctors, the health care delivery system is on the verge of a total breakdown - and Jake Gorman couldnt be happier. The egomaniacal medical malpractice attorney has it all. His face adorns billboards, his ads run constantly on TV and radio, while his army of informants tip him off to profitable new cases. Suing doctors has made Jake a famous and very wealthy man. Jake never met a doctor he couldnt sue, until now. As a cost cutting measure at its hospitals, R.I.P Healthcare has developed the perfect doctor. MD 63 (a.k.a. Robo-Doc) is a robotic doctor whose data bank contains all the medical knowledge in the world, and therefore Robo-Doc CANT make a mistake. Robo-Doc was designed to save both money and lives. Success would bring flawless, affordable ...

2012: The Almost End of The World Interviews

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:59:49 GMT

National Lampoons Matt Zaller, John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Director Roland Emmerich participate in an open and candid forum about the potential end of the world, and their new film 2012. The meandering of the forum ushered in topics such as Vicodin, dehydrated food pills, Elephants, The Queen of England, boxes of humanity, noahs arc, and so forth. Zaller attempts to convince Chiwetel Ejiofor that they share the same birthday, award nominations, and life history. Zaller also attempts to convince Roland Emmerich that theyve worked together before and are friends. Much to Zallers chagrin, Emmerich remembers that they do not know each other...yet. Worth a watch. See more at http://nationallampoon.com

3 Fluorescent lamp on back

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:10:21 GMT

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Fluorescent lamp smashed on ass

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:09:00 GMT

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Fluorescent lamp fun NORWAY

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:07:56 GMT

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Whistler, Canada

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:00:18 GMT

Zane does “beer tosses” and “Jager-bombs” with an equally outrageous bar owner, and explores the drinking games of the international transplants who work the mountain by day, and the bars by night.

Tahiti

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:00:04 GMT

Zane discovers a remote atoll where they grow the only grapes on earth to have a “coral terroir.” There’s also pineapple liqueur, island cocktails, beer cocktails and island antics, when Zane goes three sheets to Tahiti.

stupid dog in lampshade

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:18:07 GMT

my dog ruby not being able to walk or even move in her lampshade when she hurt her ear was soooooo funny

Scary Lamp

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:00:18 GMT

Jimmy's spooky encounter with his office desk lamp becomes even spookier.

Rub the lamp, get 3 wishes. Well, I have something for you.

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:08:20 GMT

http://BillsPayYou.com Life is no fairytale. You can have a better life now. You dont have to rub a magic lamp and have a genie grant you 3 wishes to have success. Genie told Aladdin You aint never had a friend like me. Too bad it was just a fairytale. A real friend will tell you like it is and honestly - you can have a better life. Dont stop believing!

AYEFORE - Words fail

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:35:50 GMT

Produced by filmmakers Blumen und Flow Song written by AYEFORE originally written for the album Smoking Gum Evidence in 2007. Rearranged as a new single- format in 2009. More information go to www.ayefore.de, myspace.com/ayefore

Dr. BBQ Versus Plowkid

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:11:29 GMT

Ray Dr. BBQ Lampe joins little Michael, the grilling sensation behind Plowkids BBQ, as they put together an amazing grilling chicken, bacon and cheese sandwich. For more on the world of competition bbq, visit www.smokeindaeye.com

Adventures of Unicow - 3 wishes

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:42:29 GMT

"3 wishes"- It's a lovely day for our beloved Unicow when he discovers a magic lamp. What's a unicorn cow to do but rub it and see what pops out.

A BBQ Nation: Kansas City

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:45:37 GMT

SmokeInDaEye.com presents A BBQ Nation: Kansas City, a behind the scenes look at the American Royal BBQ contest. For more, be sure to check out Smoke In Da Eye at www.smokeindaeye.com and our blog at www.aBBQnation.com

Newcastle

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:10 GMT

Zane does his share of crawling as he explores this renowned enclave of pub culture. He finds a pub said to be haunted by King George, he has a drinking face-off with a local football legend, and he downs a few with a local crime syndicate insider.

Lesbos, Greece

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:07 GMT

It’s the birthplace of Greece’s great spirit of Ouzo. Zane sees how it’s made, and more importantly how it’s consumed with locals – and he finds out about the mysterious science behind why water makes ouzo turn cloudy.

Barbados

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:00:07 GMT

Zane goes to the birthplace of rum. He explores an island original known as Falernum, drinks “corn and oil,” and meets up with a local action sports celebrity who shows him local rum shops, and the magic of becoming “invisible.”

Namibia

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:00:05 GMT

Zane’s unpredictable adventure leads him to local African firewater, the magic of a drum circle, sand dune adventures and “buffalo milk” when he proves that he really can go Three Sheets to anywhere – even Namibia!

Tuscany

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 06:00:08 GMT

Zane explores the centuries old traditions at one of the world’s great Chianti makers. He also encounters a wine lover’s answer to a pub crawl, and goes barefoot in a grape stomping competition against the locals.

Milk glass lamp

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:17:12 GMT

When the mouth of the cup is up,the light will turn on.When the mouth of the cup is down,the light is off.more gadget & novelty gift,visit:http://chinagift.en.ecplaza.net

Artilheiro dos Jogos Solidários 2009

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT

Ronaldo [NEW2009] - The Proof - Who said i'm not the best? Manchester 1-0 Arsenal [29/04/2009] - O'shea (17') - Champions League 2008-09 Everton 1-6 Arsenal 15/08/2009 Arshavin Van Persie Cesc Fabregas 0-3 0-4 Vermaelen Denilson 0-1 Eduardo da Silva 0-6 Saha 1-6 Gallas Chelsea 2-1 Hull City Drogba 1-1 2-1 Hunt 0-1 Aston Villa 0-2 Wigan Blackburn Rovers 0-2 Manchester City Emmanuel Adebayor, Stephen ireland Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Liverpool Manchester Utd 1-0 Birminghan C. Rooney 16/08/ ...

Hamburg

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:00:19 GMT

Zane goes straight to the grounds of the Jagermeister compound. But it doesn’t stop there, Hamburg is home to some of the most innovative German cocktails, and it’s also home to some salty sailors who like beer and like to play with fire!

Chris Rock and Nia Long with Matt Zaller and a Baby Doll

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:55:53 GMT

Chris Rock has a new film called GOOD HAIR, which discusses the culture of hair within the African-American community. The film is a funny and informative snapshot of the subject. Matt decided to bring an African-American baby doll to see what, if any, stereotypes he could dispel.

Chris Rock and Nia Long with Matt Zaller and a Baby Doll

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:06:49 GMT

Weekly Show, September 25th

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:17:39 GMT

Step into a magical realm of leather tunics, codpieces, and Frappuccino-colored streets. And more MUNI crashes.

Poland

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:00:05 GMT

Zane pulls no punches when he meets up with one of the world’s foremost vodka makers. Zane then gets down a dirty with some locals playing drinking games with hammers, saws, spikes and lumber.

ALBUM FIGURINE panini lampo etc album misti

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:40:25 GMT

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Floyd Mayweather vs Juan Manuel Marquez (Sleazy Ps World)

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:19:48 GMT

Floyd Mayweather vs Juan Manuel Marquez Weigh in Controversy introducing O.J. Arkansas

Hawaii

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:00:04 GMT

Ever heard of beer made with cane? Porter made with Coconut? Vodka made with pineapple or ocean water? On this episode, Zane goes local finding out how local ingredients influence Hawaiian drinks in a unique way.