<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:51:48 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:51:48 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Cops, not MILF, involved in massacre: Puno</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/cops-not-milf-involved-in-massacre-puno-1511078</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Hindi mga MILF kundi mga pulis ang sangkot sa Maguindanao massacre! 'Yan ang kinumpirma ni DILG Secretary Ronaldo Puno. Katunayan, base sa pahayag ng isang sundalo, nakita niya ang may 100 pulis malapit sa pinangyarihan ng masaker ilang oras bago naganap ang krimen.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cKdkRoUddE4v3WljtCH65g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n14PckiJing/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/cops-not-milf-involved-in-massacre-puno-1511078</guid></item><item><title>ANDAL AMPATUAN JR ACCUSES MILF FOR MAGUINDANAO MASSACRE</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/andal-ampatuan-jr-accuses-milf-for-maguindanao-massacre-1510096</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;www9.gmanews.tv Ampatuan detained at NBI, blames MILF for massacre 11/26/2009 | 08:30 PM (Updated 11:11 pm) Andal Ampatuan Jr., the prime suspect in last Monday's grisly massacre in Maguindanao province, was flown to Manila and brought to the National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) office Thursday night to be detained pending investigation. Ampatuan, who arrived without handcuffs at the NBI compound around 7:45 pm, denied masterminding the mass killing that victimized at least 57 people ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FCc6QDbXuiZgI4eTVyZIJw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HybWKEFaf6A/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/andal-ampatuan-jr-accuses-milf-for-maguindanao-massacre-1510096</guid></item><item><title>Exposing Mormonism-What every Christian should know!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/exposing-mormonism-what-every-christian-should-know-1504210</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Jamin McKeever and his father are experts in Mormonism / Latter Day Saints, so that made this interview a fascinating one to conduct. Please visit their website for an abundance of material, as they devote much of their time to love and reach out to members of the Latter-Day Saints religion. http-//www.mrm.org Mitzi Nelsons Testimony out of Mormonism Into Christianity - http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_uElaWzLps&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=EIVv%2fDu6yETw%2fBXn0uJaPw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:43:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ROQo66chYzE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/exposing-mormonism-what-every-christian-should-know-1504210</guid></item><item><title>The St. Valentines Day massacre from Dee C Detroit</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/closing-act-deec-1483504.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The St. Valentines Day massacre from Dee C Detroit&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=RSgyLduSlPgPtec1GJ%2f8Ew%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:40:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1483504_e01a1d54-b2a3-4b9f-a813-fb6235555790_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/closing-act-deec-1483504.html</guid></item><item><title>Audition tape for College Beach Party Massacre 4</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/audition-tape-for-college-beach-party-massacre-4-1480436.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;My audition for a horror script that I have recently read.  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3vJRi4tjxqU8ohmShxu6kw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:13:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1480436_efcbcc56-43cd-4fc4-a156-d89c702101de_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/audition-tape-for-college-beach-party-massacre-4-1480436.html</guid></item><item><title>Halloween Chainsaw Massacre</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/halloween-chainsaw-massacre-1478120.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Dad scares the hell out of family in pink too-too!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UB%2blsXWjPw0rt9ryXfmJDg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:47:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1478120_52d1220a-933f-4524-9fa7-94634f9590ff_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/halloween-chainsaw-massacre-1478120.html</guid></item><item><title>Il mio amico, il mio povero amico!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/il-mio-amico-il-mio-povero-amico-1476807.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video dedicato per guerino!!! Tratto da Non Aprite Quella Porta(2003), con la bellissima Jessica Biel che oltre a possedere straordinaria qualit&#224; di bellezze fisiche ha una capacit&#224; di interpretazione eccezionale! =) Buona visione! :D ... jessica biel guerino texas chainsaw massacre leatherface cinema trailer nicolas cage next easy virtue powder blue naked nude strip tease &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JUXvTOMn4HqRa9PPVQs1dQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3EcEWJDRdZk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/il-mio-amico-il-mio-povero-amico-1476807.html</guid></item><item><title>Googely Eyes Massacre</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/googely-eyes-massacre-1472624.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The Asian quickly makes enemies with a psychotic plant. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MBOlZFNX06XQYLJIggpeUg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:41:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1472624_0d3f925e-a2bf-424b-a607-6d25cc9e6549_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/googely-eyes-massacre-1472624.html</guid></item><item><title>Wasim Akram - Slowmo Massacre (wickets)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/wasim-akram-slowmo-massacre-wickets-1459804.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;My tribute to a Legend. I wish i had more videos so that i could make a better one. :( Please subscribe and watch my other videos. ... wasim akram Pakistan cricket montage wickets fast bowler &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XyJByVbkuIB%2frIeuuEkHSw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2dNCIqx54xA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/wasim-akram-slowmo-massacre-wickets-1459804.html</guid></item><item><title>Married with Children: Valentine's Day Massacre</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/married-with-children-minisode/married-with-children-valentines-day-massacre-1453333</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Bundy = Romance. When Al forgets to get Peggy a Valentine's Day gift, he finds himself at a heated chocolate auction with the other forgetful husbands… But can he afford that truffle Peggy always had her eye on? Ladies, get out your tissues.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XmFdo1OkkdJZbV%2bcDQiXGA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:15:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2442373&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/married-with-children-minisode/married-with-children-valentines-day-massacre-1453333</guid></item><item><title>Dolphin and Whale Massacre in Europe</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dolphin-and-whale-massacre-in-europe-1447139.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Animal Cruelty cruelly test torture slaughter massacre hunting killing killed Funny cats funny dogs kitten African buffalo Alligator cow bull American Bison (Buffalo) Ape Ass/Donkey Baboon Badger Bat Bear Beaver Bee Bird Bison Butterfly Buzzard Camel Cat kitten Cattle Chamois Cheetah... ... Dolphin Whale Massacre animal &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ut9ql5c4EGNOvb9SHJiwsQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NdKy49D49_c/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dolphin-and-whale-massacre-in-europe-1447139.html</guid></item><item><title>T2 massacre</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/t2-massacre-1416225.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Stop with the chainsaws already!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=G3rZpBq03NAXd6aJmEPrmA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 17:16:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tYE4MtMYM_I/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/t2-massacre-1416225.html</guid></item><item><title>Lane #1 Massacre Red Death by bowlingball.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/lane-1-massacre-red-death-by-bowlingball-com-1413010.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The Lane #1 Massacre Red Death is a very aggressive bowling ball. This reaction video was shot by bowlingball.com staff members Brian Halstrom, Tony Ruocco, and John Congdon. Testing was done at Goober Creek Lanes. www.bowlingball.com ... bowling ball bowlingball com Lane Massacre Red Death #1 One &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Gxg1HoPKVd97q9L1cHV1HA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ICiq3S5mueM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/lane-1-massacre-red-death-by-bowlingball-com-1413010.html</guid></item><item><title>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning - Wake Up</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-texas-chainsaw-massacre-the-beginning-wake-up-1372607.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;... the texas chainsaw massacre beginning taylor handley dean hill jordana brewster chrissie matthew bomer eric diora baird bailey r. lee ermey sheriff hoyt thomas hewitt jessica biel horror 1973 travis country usa &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=stmiRiT6z4txckgqFS%2fhGQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AG8vVyX_wI8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-texas-chainsaw-massacre-the-beginning-wake-up-1372607.html</guid></item><item><title>nene's private memories - london 2009</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nene-s-private-memories-london-2009-1369879.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;girl* - My journey to London. All the people I met, the places I've seen. From July to september 2009. ... nene london nenehouran lain photography londra italian girl italiana ragazza metal metallara goth punk england uk great britain essexcamden town lock trafalgar square piccadilly circus notting hill regents park hyde squirrels the birthday massacre dingwalls starbucks coffee la primavera caledonian road uic college school art indie piercing tattoo street bus tube metro underground gants ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ToSt82YzVELdq%2f6D5wGCLQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Va9alNwvaSk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nene-s-private-memories-london-2009-1369879.html</guid></item><item><title>Talking Chick Promotes Massacre with AK-47</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/talking-chick-promotes-massacre-with-ak-47-1359896.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;On a childrens program discussing the importance of trees, Tarabisho - the Talking Chick -- was the center of the discussion. The child moderator asked the talking chick what he would do if someone, specifically a little boy, were to chop down his tree. In his squeaky little voice, Tarabisho answered: I'll fight him and make a big riot, I'll call the whole world and make a riot. I'll bring AK-47s [assault rifles] and the whole world, I'll commit a massacre in front of the house....&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VV5dGdVAWu7db0Fp1b3SDg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xH0qnvlCxUk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/talking-chick-promotes-massacre-with-ak-47-1359896.html</guid></item><item><title>Friday The 13th Massacre Trailer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/friday-the-13th-massacre-trailer-1361359.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/friday-the-13th-massacre-trailer-1361359.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ffHROmOh1VM/default.jpg" alt="Friday The 13th Massacre Trailer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My first mashup of Friday The 13th and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Trailers. I worked really hard on this so please rate, comment, and subscribe. Enjoy the Trailer ... Friday The 13th Texas Chainsaw Massacre Jared Padalecki Danielle Panabaker Jessica Biel Jason Voorhes Leatherface &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bK7U19iYq%2fyPh2zuHrmksg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ffHROmOh1VM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/friday-the-13th-massacre-trailer-1361359.html</guid></item><item><title>Stan Helsing</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/stan-helsing-1361686.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/stan-helsing-1361686.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u_nnfYNAwI4/default.jpg" alt="Stan Helsing" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;(HALLOWEEN). But when Stan discovers that hes a direct descendant of the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing, the four will have to survive a night of hell raisers, hockey masks, psycho dolls, pleather faces, creepy hitchhikers, vampire strippers, killer karaoke, and lots of hot chicks kissing each other. The one and only Leslie Nielsen of AIRPLANE! and THE NAKED GUN co-stars in this hysterical horror spoof written and directed by one of the guys who brought you SCARY MOVIE. Starring: ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MSm%2bd%2bZMvG%2fsANgDDATCyg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u_nnfYNAwI4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/stan-helsing-1361686.html</guid></item><item><title>Insurgents Target State Schools in Southern Thailand</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/insurgents-target-state-schools-in-southern-thailand-1355532.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/insurgents-target-state-schools-in-southern-thailand-1355532.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fhkGDrNyIXY/default.jpg" alt="Insurgents Target State Schools in Southern Thailand" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In southern Thailand, insurgents are targeting state schools and teachers, which they view as being tools of a dominant Thai Buddhist state that is diluting their Muslim Malay culture. In recent years they have attacked hundreds of schools, killing more than 150 teachers, staff members and students. While the frequency of the attacks has decreased, VOA's Daniel Schearf reports from Thailand's Pattani Province that Thai Buddhist teachers in the south still require special protection....&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=djDCINySR2xt3IH%2bEs8eZg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fhkGDrNyIXY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/insurgents-target-state-schools-in-southern-thailand-1355532.html</guid></item><item><title>Chainsaw Massacre 2009 Bloopers</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chainsaw-massacre-2009-bloopers-1355578.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chainsaw-massacre-2009-bloopers-1355578.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hTg9DCGKEQg/default.jpg" alt="Chainsaw Massacre 2009 Bloopers" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Chainsaw Massacre 2009 Bloopers ... Leatherface Aaron Barrios Cristian Alanis Vicente Luis David De La O Criss Angel Roma Tx goatria residentcris22 zombie land zombie attack michael jackson cristiano ronaldo &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2zYMVSw6hwtn8EBbX%2b3T4g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hTg9DCGKEQg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chainsaw-massacre-2009-bloopers-1355578.html</guid></item><item><title>Chainsaw Massacre 2009 part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chainsaw-massacre-2009-part-2-1352754.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chainsaw-massacre-2009-part-2-1352754.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/28KMrZ4acuU/default.jpg" alt="Chainsaw Massacre 2009 part 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Chainsaw Massacre 2009 ... Aaron Barrios Cristian Alanis Luis David goatria Criss Angel believe residentcris22 smosh zombie attack leatherface free running accidents &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=w5Df6R6WhKnLQdNKHlozUA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/28KMrZ4acuU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chainsaw-massacre-2009-part-2-1352754.html</guid></item><item><title>Lane #1 Chainsaw Massacre Red Death bowling ball by BuddiesProS</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/lane-1-chainsaw-massacre-red-death-bowling-ball-by-buddiespros-1330631.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/lane-1-chainsaw-massacre-red-death-bowling-ball-by-buddiespros-1330631.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Yx43TeepzE/default.jpg" alt="Lane #1 Chainsaw Massacre Red Death bowling ball by BuddiesProS" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This clip features the Lane #1 Chainsaw Massacre Red Death bowling ball being thrown by BuddiesProShop.com friend, Gary.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=eX9pKDnYiDFvR4GKT4plGQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Yx43TeepzE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/lane-1-chainsaw-massacre-red-death-bowling-ball-by-buddiespros-1330631.html</guid></item><item><title>Dramatic Serial Killer Chipmunk</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dramatic-serial-killer-chipmunk-1313240.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dramatic-serial-killer-chipmunk-1313240.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6kJqkNALeHs/default.jpg" alt="Dramatic Serial Killer Chipmunk" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A parody on famous the dramatic chipmunk video ... dramatic chipmunk serial killer jason voorhees leatherface freddy krueger nightmare on elm street squirrel friday the 13th texas chainsaw massacre animal animals ziggamaster zigga19 zigga master &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=f6ksR8TT2ri%2byPAKaNRQaA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6kJqkNALeHs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dramatic-serial-killer-chipmunk-1313240.html</guid></item><item><title>S2E18 06 They Were Massacred</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/s2e18-06-they-were-massacred-1314385.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/s2e18-06-they-were-massacred-1314385.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1yhmSkOIUtc/default.jpg" alt="S2E18 06 They Were Massacred" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Scene from TBBT - The Work Song Nanocluster ... sheldon/penny the big bang theory jim parsons kaley cuoco &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GKUBBRVoJVSnvftD1e0%2bDQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1yhmSkOIUtc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/s2e18-06-they-were-massacred-1314385.html</guid></item><item><title>Chainsaw Massacre 2009 part 1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chainsaw-massacre-2009-part-1-1315066.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chainsaw-massacre-2009-part-1-1315066.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RMzHf6wj51M/default.jpg" alt="Chainsaw Massacre 2009 part 1" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Scary Video ... Aaron Barrios Cristian Alanis Vicente Luis David Scream Factor X chainsaw massacre movie smosh criss angel paintball roma tx scary video backflip free running street magic &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NJ47jNRSBex11RY0vzXuFw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RMzHf6wj51M/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chainsaw-massacre-2009-part-1-1315066.html</guid></item><item><title>A Vida de Adolf Hitler - 10/10</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/a-vida-de-adolf-hitler-10-10-1306064.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/a-vida-de-adolf-hitler-10-10-1306064.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A6mBzzTxJVM/default.jpg" alt="A Vida de Adolf Hitler - 10/10" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A Vida de Adolf Hitler&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oYTSrsrYgN3oZKr%2btLpkIg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A6mBzzTxJVM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/a-vida-de-adolf-hitler-10-10-1306064.html</guid></item><item><title>Strawberry Massacre</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/strawberry-massacre-1254721.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/strawberry-massacre-1254721.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6pN6pxZedGY/default.jpg" alt="Strawberry Massacre" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;An epic tale of the brave souls that gave their life, to just satisfy ones craving for strawberrys&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5TCgILlfv7KRKD0zAlRlsw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:12:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6pN6pxZedGY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/strawberry-massacre-1254721.html</guid></item><item><title>Hans Harling - Blood Pressure and Beauty Massacre ( with lyrics</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hans-harling-blood-pressure-and-beauty-massacre-with-lyrics-1295458.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hans-harling-blood-pressure-and-beauty-massacre-with-lyrics-1295458.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eKCg2aP5HPA/default.jpg" alt="Hans Harling - Blood Pressure and Beauty Massacre ( with lyrics" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;download from hismyspace at www.myspace.com/xdrugscenex Drugs , glamour , drink , dick , pussy and black eyeliner,suits our glamour life, if you tryed , youd fail and cry girl watch that glitter fall, settle on our jewl crowns. Let the flames touch my skin , baby he tastes like flavoured gin. we are gorgeous , famous whores, sweetie damn you n' your ugly face, find it so hard to score. Im gorgeous as dany gore puked my ice cream on your boyfriend's face left him with the sweeter taste get ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ahxi81B2wOPl2Lvb8nUZUw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eKCg2aP5HPA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hans-harling-blood-pressure-and-beauty-massacre-with-lyrics-1295458.html</guid></item><item><title>Israeli soldiers fire on Al Jazeera correspondent 04 Sep 09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/israeli-soldiers-fire-on-al-jazeera-correspondent-04-sep-09-1284655.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/israeli-soldiers-fire-on-al-jazeera-correspondent-04-sep-09-1284655.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VkfgXCOO5Bc/default.jpg" alt="Israeli soldiers fire on Al Jazeera correspondent 04 Sep 09" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Israeli soldiers have fired tear gas on Palestinians protesting against the Israeli separation barrier which cuts through their West Bank village. The soldiers also fired tear gas at Jacky Rowland, Al Jazeera's correspondent who was covering the event live from near the village of Bilin. www.lepost.fr www.protection-palestine.org www.youtube.com www.youtube.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nuambZ2pDeHzRPC4pgq98w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VkfgXCOO5Bc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/israeli-soldiers-fire-on-al-jazeera-correspondent-04-sep-09-1284655.html</guid></item><item><title>Futureman Meets The Bullies (Short Comedy Film 2009)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/futureman-meets-the-bullies-short-comedy-film-2009-1286823.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/futureman-meets-the-bullies-short-comedy-film-2009-1286823.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gtwT_BbBXRE/default.jpg" alt="Futureman Meets The Bullies (Short Comedy Film 2009)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;THERE WILL BE MORE OF THESE! A strange little short film that took us a couple days to make and is now here and its not as shaky is the Farmhouse at all! So yeah....its about our made up little super hero that has an.....encounter...with some local Bullies... Sorry...ever since I got the new HD camcorder, our videos are a lot better in quality in both ways but kinda take a while...... for god's sake we started filming on friday and I didnt finish till now for a four minute short film..Sheesh!...&lt;/td&gt;
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