<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:14:47 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:14:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>He's gonna smack a midgit stripper!!!!!!!!(9/10/09 day -19)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/he-s-gonna-smack-a-midgit-stripper-9-10-09-day-19-1301894.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/he-s-gonna-smack-a-midgit-stripper-9-10-09-day-19-1301894.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1XvV5dA82Hg/default.jpg" alt="He's gonna smack a midgit stripper!!!!!!!!(9/10/09 day -19)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;WHAT!!!!!! who would say such a thing? i would actually hehe PS3 user name: bonizuka follow me on twitter: twitter: twitter.com Follow me on Dailybooth: Dailybooth: dailybooth.com 2nd youtube page: www.youtube.com rate 5 stars comment subscribe thanks&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ViREo6wv7jcOVswdG4%2bUxg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1XvV5dA82Hg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/he-s-gonna-smack-a-midgit-stripper-9-10-09-day-19-1301894.html</guid></item><item><title>The 20 Worst T.V. Shows of All Time</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-20-worst-t-v-shows-of-all-time-1089578.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-20-worst-t-v-shows-of-all-time-1089578.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WCXRzYuTmFM/default.jpg" alt="The 20 Worst T.V. Shows of All Time" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;, Justice... ... Chuck Norris TV Guide 20 Worst TV Shows of All Time Jerry Springer Barney and Friends LOST JJ Abrams Desperate Housewives Teri Hatcher Eva Longoria Parker Reality Fear Factor Moment Truth American Idol Celebrity Apprentice Shasha McNasty TJ Hooker William Shatner BayWatch Knight Rider 2008 David Hasselhoff Pamela Anderson That's So Raven Samone Cosby Show Aaron Spelling Buffy Seinfeld 24 Jack Bauer Simpsons Arrested Development House Bones CSI Miami NCIS Bill O'Reilly Hannah ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LH8mWuxiZeemUnkUIyrkoA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WCXRzYuTmFM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-20-worst-t-v-shows-of-all-time-1089578.html</guid></item><item><title>Tulsa, OK Fireworks mishap 7/4/09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/tulsa-ok-fireworks-mishap-7-4-09-888894.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/tulsa-ok-fireworks-mishap-7-4-09-888894.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Tulsa, OK Fireworks mishap 7/4/09" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Shortly after the annual fireworks display started in Tulsa, OK, one of the launch platforms on the bridge caught fire. As you might guess, it ended up in a pretty exciting (although brief) ending. Jump to 4:47 to see the REAL craziness!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0yZZ5eaSwmTcY9EtMcMO4A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/tulsa-ok-fireworks-mishap-7-4-09-888894.html</guid></item><item><title>susan boyle (parody)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/susan-boyle-parody-708448.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/susan-boyle-parody-708448.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/708448_d78db3cd-cd75-44a2-bdd2-8c2ce0b14cd1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="susan boyle (parody)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;as if this womens life wasnt hard enough...along comes mcnasty&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1OPJoOZzMgDuD0xYLEfIog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:38:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/708448_d78db3cd-cd75-44a2-bdd2-8c2ce0b14cd1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/susan-boyle-parody-708448.html</guid></item><item><title>hobo dilemma</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/hobo-dilemma-658327.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/hobo-dilemma-658327.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/658327_2f6185ae-abf2-4123-8310-eb9bc21f6c92_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="hobo dilemma" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;solving problems with the help of the homeless&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MbxURUGMdLoEaFhcfHQ1aA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:31:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/658327_2f6185ae-abf2-4123-8310-eb9bc21f6c92_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/hobo-dilemma-658327.html</guid></item><item><title>san fran search for suicide n seals</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/san-fran-search-for-suicide-n-seals-647663.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/san-fran-search-for-suicide-n-seals-647663.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/647663_d5797ad7-24e8-439d-a9d1-2a58eb1a7905_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="san fran search for suicide n seals" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;just checkin it all out&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=17X%2bdBTfkhuxizplq8Reaw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:07:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/647663_d5797ad7-24e8-439d-a9d1-2a58eb1a7905_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/san-fran-search-for-suicide-n-seals-647663.html</guid></item><item><title>bushman of san fran..gets mcnastyed</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bushman-of-san-fran-gets-mcnastyed-644072.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bushman-of-san-fran-gets-mcnastyed-644072.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/644072_a5e40b2a-f770-49bb-9c92-35b798bf9107_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="bushman of san fran..gets mcnastyed" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;the bushman is a san fran icon,scaring the piss out of tourists..so i broke his chops a tad&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ThT7X%2fhbwiH%2fdNwBGZjrqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:10:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/644072_a5e40b2a-f770-49bb-9c92-35b798bf9107_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bushman-of-san-fran-gets-mcnastyed-644072.html</guid></item><item><title>election day 08 nyc</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/election-day-08-nyc-600983.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/election-day-08-nyc-600983.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/600983_66f4b909-9a5f-4476-8000-325adf912c3c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="election day 08 nyc" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;mcnasty gets to the bottom of the tuff issues&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IYaVwzz1JhfatRQFhoP2sA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:25:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/600983_66f4b909-9a5f-4476-8000-325adf912c3c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/election-day-08-nyc-600983.html</guid></item><item><title>sciontology sucks!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/sciontology-sucks-590467.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/sciontology-sucks-590467.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/590467_da8c5af3-a9f4-49a8-88e3-c43db6bf61cb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="sciontology sucks!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt; i dont know anything about sciontology but these guys are fun as Sh!t&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=A3OZ%2f1kQpO7Zeu%2fDVerXig%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:37:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/590467_da8c5af3-a9f4-49a8-88e3-c43db6bf61cb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/sciontology-sucks-590467.html</guid></item><item><title>ivan ses yes</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/ivan-ses-yes-586112.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/ivan-ses-yes-586112.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/586112_da511875-f4a8-41bf-84d8-62fd443c3dfb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="ivan ses yes" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;cash when you need it&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4GQ2zvRmAmOqDm7c1Na16Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:56:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/586112_da511875-f4a8-41bf-84d8-62fd443c3dfb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/ivan-ses-yes-586112.html</guid></item><item><title>political $cumbags</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/political-cumbags-581868.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/political-cumbags-581868.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/581868_3fcbcd85-a5fe-4a31-8724-9f9f50c42f8d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="political $cumbags" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;a new way to get screwed by your polititions&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=eLm%2fn3IcEyxSLUEzQQzt9w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:58:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/581868_3fcbcd85-a5fe-4a31-8724-9f9f50c42f8d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/political-cumbags-581868.html</guid></item><item><title>thoth vs brakers</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/thoth-vs-brakers-559380.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/thoth-vs-brakers-559380.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/559380_b7d137a8-79cc-41be-9f2d-4f9eda310994_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="thoth vs brakers" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;thoth is in an epic battle with a group of young upstarts that are ruining his mojo..&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UDlzhNAil6%2bAAftgI59cxw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:36:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/559380_b7d137a8-79cc-41be-9f2d-4f9eda310994_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/thoth-vs-brakers-559380.html</guid></item><item><title>junkey rage!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/junkey-rage-535447.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/junkey-rage-535447.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/535447_a941fd55-9d5e-4b3b-8064-6232bdec98ea_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="junkey rage!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;its all fun and games till this junkey gets angry and chucks a bottle at me&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fOUoeDlhBdopsZHNYnH1Kg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:45:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/535447_a941fd55-9d5e-4b3b-8064-6232bdec98ea_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/junkey-rage-535447.html</guid></item><item><title>big brother is up to some sh!t</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/big-brother-is-up-to-some-sh-t-533466.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/big-brother-is-up-to-some-sh-t-533466.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/533466_430c78cb-780e-4434-ae6c-a436ff37696c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="big brother is up to some sh!t" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;this young man sees whats going on and dont like it&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tsC6OAX0Eh%2bJZVHQt%2bzJoA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:39:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/533466_430c78cb-780e-4434-ae6c-a436ff37696c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/big-brother-is-up-to-some-sh-t-533466.html</guid></item><item><title>sweet thing</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/sweet-thing-530817.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/sweet-thing-530817.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/530817_8089ff1b-ed8a-417b-9cf7-e3601d63bebd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="sweet thing" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;what a nice girl&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5VecLrRSeyNlfjfailecwQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:40:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/530817_8089ff1b-ed8a-417b-9cf7-e3601d63bebd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/sweet-thing-530817.html</guid></item><item><title>dude climbing times building</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/dude-climbing-times-building-514910.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/dude-climbing-times-building-514910.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/514910_e707747c-790f-429a-a6d2-570b1eb668f8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="dude climbing times building" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;some jackass decided to scale a forty story building after watching another jackass do it hours befor.(sorry bout the camera work)&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9AaRpwuwn9oKe2EAki%2fyOA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:57:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/514910_e707747c-790f-429a-a6d2-570b1eb668f8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/dude-climbing-times-building-514910.html</guid></item><item><title>the grapes of jaun</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/the-grapes-of-jaun-505652.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/the-grapes-of-jaun-505652.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/505652_449aeb2c-3bed-477f-97b3-5fe61f00629e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="the grapes of jaun" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;first micro winery&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=AWwd1ui9hQqiKmqKkuHoOw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 17:26:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/505652_449aeb2c-3bed-477f-97b3-5fe61f00629e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/the-grapes-of-jaun-505652.html</guid></item><item><title>sister (annies song parody)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/sister-annies-song-parody-495319.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/sister-annies-song-parody-495319.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/495319_55f475ab-8088-4eef-843b-c054cd3093cb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="sister (annies song parody)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;a story of family values&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=u8hFZHGgHx5QFsgSkOrkUA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:14:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/495319_55f475ab-8088-4eef-843b-c054cd3093cb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/sister-annies-song-parody-495319.html</guid></item><item><title>ashley dupres downfall</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/ashley-dupres-downfall-462903.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/ashley-dupres-downfall-462903.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/462903_e5a0ddbb-a545-4c16-be3b-a8f77bb3fae3_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="ashley dupres downfall" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;this is how that nice young girl wound up spitzers beckon call girl&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GQY7FRoDK66fMi%2bIHfVMEg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:13:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/462903_e5a0ddbb-a545-4c16-be3b-a8f77bb3fae3_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/ashley-dupres-downfall-462903.html</guid></item><item><title>tie me..</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/tie-me-461763.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/tie-me-461763.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/461763_53231a2f-63ff-48bc-8cd0-204cf4351da3_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="tie me.." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;fly me to the moon(parody)&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bu08kqtMHRaMg2YQPo45Og%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:47:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/461763_53231a2f-63ff-48bc-8cd0-204cf4351da3_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/tie-me-461763.html</guid></item><item><title>no speaka engla</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/no-speaka-engla-457714.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/no-speaka-engla-457714.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/457714_77e670ab-da0f-4e06-a5dd-6649bf123678_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="no speaka engla" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;just being a dick in DR&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yEHKrh2fU9SiQvez0qPfnw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:21:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/457714_77e670ab-da0f-4e06-a5dd-6649bf123678_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/no-speaka-engla-457714.html</guid></item><item><title>mcnasty vac.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/mcnasty-vac-449189.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/mcnasty-vac-449189.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/449189_eae96303-b327-44a3-a26b-b18d66fe767e_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="mcnasty vac." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt; a mcnasty vacation &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zjg4JghuF4a%2bzr%2bTavWYPg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:46:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/449189_eae96303-b327-44a3-a26b-b18d66fe767e_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/mcnasty-vac-449189.html</guid></item><item><title>worlds fastest snapper</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/worlds-fastest-snapper-438193.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/worlds-fastest-snapper-438193.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/438193_2dad5ddb-9c69-4fc7-9667-1a2535168bfa_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="worlds fastest snapper" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;a parody of the clappy guy&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vdF3dGu10Pa7Eo0JD0cmxA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:19:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/438193_2dad5ddb-9c69-4fc7-9667-1a2535168bfa_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/worlds-fastest-snapper-438193.html</guid></item><item><title>charmin shithouse</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/charmin-shithouse-418479.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/charmin-shithouse-418479.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/12/418479_7b0fa490-c119-47d9-ad7d-752ddb329193_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="charmin shithouse" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;the annual trip to the disneyland of crappers&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mkEJmCUCsSNKNemntQikpw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:33:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/12/418479_7b0fa490-c119-47d9-ad7d-752ddb329193_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/charmin-shithouse-418479.html</guid></item><item><title>Red Macaw Bites Crotch of Burgular</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Red-Macaw-Bites-Crotch-of-Burgular-393376.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Red-Macaw-Bites-Crotch-of-Burgular-393376.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/11/393376_2778f393-93a1-4ec4-bcf8-81fe1dc9ca94_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Red Macaw Bites Crotch of Burgular" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This animatronic red macaw puppet was created right here in Simi Valley, CA by Animal Makers, Inc to be used in the 1999/2000 television show &quot;Shasta McNasty&quot;. This puppet was alot of fun to make and even more fun to perform. Animal Makers has been c&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VxzCAmntQDysUWQLSlS8%2fg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:14:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/11/393376_2778f393-93a1-4ec4-bcf8-81fe1dc9ca94_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Red-Macaw-Bites-Crotch-of-Burgular-393376.html</guid></item><item><title>new skool flava ( hommie gee habeeb)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/new-skool-flava-hommie-gee-habeeb-382629.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/new-skool-flava-hommie-gee-habeeb-382629.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/382629_75b1e266-1f67-49a5-b0f8-8920533fbad9_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="new skool flava ( hommie gee habeeb)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;the ledgend returns&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NsWmY%2f5tluCkQZtZCjGHDw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:03:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/382629_75b1e266-1f67-49a5-b0f8-8920533fbad9_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/new-skool-flava-hommie-gee-habeeb-382629.html</guid></item><item><title>hommie gee habeeb( 7-11 rap)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/hommie-gee-habeeb-7-11-rap-363690.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/hommie-gee-habeeb-7-11-rap-363690.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/363690_6b0bb3be-5a3e-43a4-93dc-e0267d346f48_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="hommie gee habeeb( 7-11 rap)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;1 bad assed mother jammer!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=omHKI9Qdiwc7PuB1s8HN9A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:45:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/363690_6b0bb3be-5a3e-43a4-93dc-e0267d346f48_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/hommie-gee-habeeb-7-11-rap-363690.html</guid></item><item><title> every rose parody (porn)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/every-rose-parody-porn-361933.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/every-rose-parody-porn-361933.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/361933_a5d70042-d08f-4aa9-a892-d433fe2b5bfe_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt=" every rose parody (porn)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;its what we do&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SM1sB3JtOrsc1hy9JZoifQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:28:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/361933_a5d70042-d08f-4aa9-a892-d433fe2b5bfe_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/every-rose-parody-porn-361933.html</guid></item><item><title>chick on the pole</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/chick-on-the-pole-359812.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/chick-on-the-pole-359812.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/359812_a6be4e0f-0a42-469c-85b9-7e28985703f1_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="chick on the pole" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;to much of a good thing&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VlVZEh64U5Ah0qv1I5Ly9Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 16:36:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/359812_a6be4e0f-0a42-469c-85b9-7e28985703f1_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/chick-on-the-pole-359812.html</guid></item><item><title>good shit man</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/good-shit-man-356923.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/good-shit-man-356923.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/356923_730b9f7c-5a2f-4e43-9d0b-b027a608a946_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="good shit man" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;self explanatory&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uP5slO4MLWzVDOmg%2bcBGPA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:50:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/356923_730b9f7c-5a2f-4e43-9d0b-b027a608a946_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/good-shit-man-356923.html</guid></item></channel></rss>