<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:03:39 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:03:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Absolution</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/angel-of-death/absolution-1502020</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/angel-of-death/absolution-1502020"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2443676&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Absolution" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Eve must fight or die.  Can Eve finish off the Downes family or will her quest for vengeance end in failure?
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=feRSUfbZy0Up7QppzjDvPQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:04:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2443676&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/angel-of-death/absolution-1502020</guid></item><item><title>Hockey Goal Celebration Failure</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hockey-goal-celebration-failure.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/hockey-goal-celebration-failure.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/hockey-goal-celebration-failure.jpg" alt="Hockey Goal Celebration Failure" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A funny accident sustained after a jump into the boards pretty much put this player on ice for the rest of the game. Outside the rink, that is.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fPk1%2bxD7h97iAoNGyuza6g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:42:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/hockey-goal-celebration-failure.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hockey-goal-celebration-failure.html</guid></item><item><title>Epic Seesaw Flip and Failure</title><link>http://www.Break.com/epic-fails/epic-seesaw-fail-with-faceplant-and-face-stomp.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/epic-fails/epic-seesaw-fail-with-faceplant-and-face-stomp.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/seesaw.jpg" alt="Epic Seesaw Flip and Failure" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Could two grown-men giggling and jumping up and down on a seesaw get any more embarrassing? I'm so glad you asked.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9dXwY07KuaOiEP%2fm8t80rg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:00:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/seesaw.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/epic-fails/epic-seesaw-fail-with-faceplant-and-face-stomp.html</guid></item><item><title>Thong Song Failure</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/thong-song-failure-1498416</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/thong-song-failure-1498416"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IljWb_FYX5c/default.jpg" alt="Thong Song Failure" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;So this is us attempting to cover the thong song...I'm gonna do one today by myself though :P WIth the penguin costume on :D&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=EYRkb2V79WWuB7IG8pV4og%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IljWb_FYX5c/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/thong-song-failure-1498416</guid></item><item><title>[Original] Extreme Fitness BMW parking failure. [As seen on the </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/original-extreme-fitness-bmw-parking-failure-as-seen-on-the-1493532</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/original-extreme-fitness-bmw-parking-failure-as-seen-on-the-1493532"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ziHJxQyl37Y/default.jpg" alt="[Original] Extreme Fitness BMW parking failure. [As seen on the " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is the original video footage from the DVRs - I edited this video the day of the Incident. Thursday Oct. 22, 2009 - Extreme Fitness Thornhill, Ontario, Canada Parking lot. The female driver of the X5 was charged today and is due in court Dec. 1st. Thanks everyone for your help. Subscribe to us as we will have video updates of what happens next! Check out www.msaf.net for the official website&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hx0qIPNykUmg0zTrxJntRQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:35:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ziHJxQyl37Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/original-extreme-fitness-bmw-parking-failure-as-seen-on-the-1493532</guid></item><item><title>C-Walk Fail</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/c-walk-fail-1493206</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/c-walk-fail-1493206"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1493206_16340868-5eb5-472a-81d4-dac44ed9bffe_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="C-Walk Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Kid tries to cripwalk and ends up in the hospital.Song is Get XXXd by J-Kwon ft Petey Pablo&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZSRsegWyH3G0AmXYtIoPcA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:02:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1493206_16340868-5eb5-472a-81d4-dac44ed9bffe_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/c-walk-fail-1493206</guid></item><item><title>Big drunk guy sobriety test and failure</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-drunk-guy-sobriety-test-and-failure-1490604</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-drunk-guy-sobriety-test-and-failure-1490604"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1490604_36fb1595-c2d8-44da-82df-c481a1e9b20d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Big drunk guy sobriety test and failure" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;After a night of drinking we decided to give my friend a sobriety test, he obviously failed...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=RA1jqXMrixvVlkw%2f9T3Bsg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:07:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1490604_36fb1595-c2d8-44da-82df-c481a1e9b20d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-drunk-guy-sobriety-test-and-failure-1490604</guid></item><item><title>Swat Team Versus Wall</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/swat-team-versus-wall.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/swat-team-versus-wall.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/swat-team-versus-wall.jpg" alt="Swat Team Versus Wall" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Some &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/cops'&gt;cops&lt;/a&gt; try to remove a wall, but it fights back. I'd call this one a tie.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FY9J56d71LbanFRyzXrRAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:47:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/swat-team-versus-wall.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/swat-team-versus-wall.html</guid></item><item><title>Parading Fan High Kick Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.jpg" alt="Parading Fan High Kick Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;That's what you get for trying to walk all fancy. I'll just keep it simple with left-foot, right-foot, thank you very much.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VGYMXOGrXBHreLDShJcijQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:56:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/parading-fan-high-kick-fail.html</guid></item><item><title>Car Roof Jump Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/car-roof-jump-fail.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/car-roof-jump-fail.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/car-roof-jump-fail.jpg" alt="Car Roof Jump Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The side-view mirrors should have the following message: Warning, guy who jumps on car is even dumber than he appears.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NpprrOFRxyEls%2bYSJxscJg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:17:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/car-roof-jump-fail.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/car-roof-jump-fail.html</guid></item><item><title>Phillies Fan Falls Off Moving Cab</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/phillies-fan-falls-off-moving-cab.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/phillies-fan-falls-off-moving-cab.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/phillies-fan-falls-off-moving-cab.jpg" alt="Phillies Fan Falls Off Moving Cab" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;From a lost &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/index/little-girl-tosses-back-foul-ball.html'&gt;foul ball&lt;/a&gt; to this celebrating gentleman, Phillies fans have had it tough while their team has been winning.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=AK5IzVxTbJCPFcloe1nTJA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:11:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/phillies-fan-falls-off-moving-cab.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/phillies-fan-falls-off-moving-cab.html</guid></item><item><title>The Popular Podcast #168: Goal-Oriented Lifestreaming</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-popular-podcast-168-goal-oriented-lifestreaming-1462880.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-popular-podcast-168-goal-oriented-lifestreaming-1462880.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1462880_4d418f97-16b3-47ae-965a-a0d7d31e69ef_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="The Popular Podcast #168: Goal-Oriented Lifestreaming" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Do you have to have a plan before you start lifestreaming? If you dont find ur niche will your lifestream suck?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6dGSsX4bTxb3urgRFXRMaQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:48:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1462880_4d418f97-16b3-47ae-965a-a0d7d31e69ef_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-popular-podcast-168-goal-oriented-lifestreaming-1462880.html</guid></item><item><title>Jessica Gil Ortiz Epic Gymnastics Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/jessica-gil-ortiz-epic-gymnastics-fail.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/jessica-gil-ortiz-epic-gymnastics-fail.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/jessica-gil-ortiz-epic-gymnast-fail.jpg" alt="Jessica Gil Ortiz Epic Gymnastics Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;She was ahead of every other competitor at the meet, until she landed on her own head.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SRocpo%2f8AFNSLCza10%2fBBQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:16:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/jessica-gil-ortiz-epic-gymnast-fail.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/jessica-gil-ortiz-epic-gymnastics-fail.html</guid></item><item><title>Slingshot Failure</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/slingshot-failure-1455974.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/slingshot-failure-1455974.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1455974_79bbd036-9ce3-4df5-be8d-e3668d88f2c6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Slingshot Failure" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Fat Kid Owned&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=P00lBZTb05rrqvCkQXJ4AA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:05:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1455974_79bbd036-9ce3-4df5-be8d-e3668d88f2c6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/slingshot-failure-1455974.html</guid></item><item><title>Dilbert: The Name</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/dilbert-minisode/dilbert-the-name-1453736</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/dilbert-minisode/dilbert-the-name-1453736"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2392272&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Dilbert: The Name" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Dilbert shows how death often leads directly to failure. When the company's flagship product leaves people dead in the street, the Boss's best solution is to come out with an even better product! But the problem isn't making it; it's what to call it.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=s5qMFe6Ee%2fpHrboNucdRAQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:03:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2392272&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/dilbert-minisode/dilbert-the-name-1453736</guid></item><item><title>Silver Spoons: The Great Baseball Card Scheme</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/silver-spoons-minisode/silver-spoons-the-great-baseball-card-scheme-1453579</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/silver-spoons-minisode/silver-spoons-the-great-baseball-card-scheme-1453579"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2394330&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Silver Spoons: The Great Baseball Card Scheme" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This one isn't sorta good. It's Lasorda good. Baseball legend (and pasta sauce failure) Tommy Lasorda makes a guest appearance after Rick and Grandfather Stratton try to corner the baseball card market with an interesting scheme.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yaiY05kLgILBeyeHtXncow%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:47:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2394330&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/silver-spoons-minisode/silver-spoons-the-great-baseball-card-scheme-1453579</guid></item><item><title>Jon Cryer Reveals the Worst Superhero Movie Ever</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/anytime-with-bob-kushell/jon-cryer-reveals-the-worst-superhero-movie-ever-1453164</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/anytime-with-bob-kushell/jon-cryer-reveals-the-worst-superhero-movie-ever-1453164"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2462241&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Jon Cryer Reveals the Worst Superhero Movie Ever" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Did you know Jon Cryer was in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace?  Jon uncovers the secret behind the movie's failure.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=V8cpCR3Zlt7MbvHICjFDtQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:48:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2462241&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/anytime-with-bob-kushell/jon-cryer-reveals-the-worst-superhero-movie-ever-1453164</guid></item><item><title>From Epic River Jump to Dance Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/from-epic-river-jump-to-dance-fail.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/from-epic-river-jump-to-dance-fail.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/epic-river-jump-becomes-dance-fail.jpg" alt="From Epic River Jump to Dance Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;He made the same mistake that we made going into Iraq: he didn't have an exit strategy. Dancing isn't going to get you out of this one, kid.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yAKlfdzKPxUX6KvaRQRMbA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:44:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/epic-river-jump-becomes-dance-fail.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/from-epic-river-jump-to-dance-fail.html</guid></item><item><title>Jace Hall Outtake: Corey's "Epic FAIL"</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/jace-hall/jace-hall-outtake-coreys-epic-fail-1452841</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/jace-hall/jace-hall-outtake-coreys-epic-fail-1452841"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2365391&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Jace Hall Outtake: Corey's "Epic FAIL"" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;As he visits the set of &quot;Creepshow:RAW&quot;, Jace gets upset with intern Corey's lack of attention to detail.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Z8cAWXgTMMsPPQDRfv1jyg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:59:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2365391&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/jace-hall/jace-hall-outtake-coreys-epic-fail-1452841</guid></item><item><title>Miserable</title><link>http://www.Break.com/music/lit-videos/miserable</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/music/lit-videos/miserable"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/lit_miserable.JPG" alt="Miserable" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MXbcd4KOfATqNnPQOqSRmQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:32:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/lit_miserable.JPG" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/music/lit-videos/miserable</guid></item><item><title>Showoff Soldier Smacked in the Teeth</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/showoff-soldier-smacked-in-the-teeth.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/showoff-soldier-smacked-in-the-teeth.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/showoff-soldier-smacked-in-the-teeth.jpg" alt="Showoff Soldier Smacked in the Teeth" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Medic! We've got a man with a cracked set of teeth and a critically wounded ego.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=b%2fgxvCegbgoLKMyZ1CmmmA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:45:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/showoff-soldier-smacked-in-the-teeth.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/showoff-soldier-smacked-in-the-teeth.html</guid></item><item><title>failure</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/failure-1446915.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/failure-1446915.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xzAhh3r7KpE/default.jpg" alt="failure" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;How to fail in snowboarding ... failure &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gDOuQfhnw8pJmRftl0be7Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xzAhh3r7KpE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/failure-1446915.html</guid></item><item><title>Failure</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/failure-1443667.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/failure-1443667.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1443667_0d979968-848a-418a-9472-9def1fe84f49_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Failure" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The car has struck a motorcycle&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zWsRZU6Y1yvkGSnDSVhpyA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:16:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1443667_0d979968-848a-418a-9472-9def1fe84f49_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/failure-1443667.html</guid></item><item><title>Soccer Epic Failure</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/soccer-epic-failure-1440412.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/soccer-epic-failure-1440412.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1440412_0ff22b45-0a2b-4c93-b564-fe2a82bfbcb9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Soccer Epic Failure" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Needless to say he will be needing some asprin ASAP&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zP8f1GHKAPfNNCfU07ySPA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:08:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1440412_0ff22b45-0a2b-4c93-b564-fe2a82bfbcb9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/soccer-epic-failure-1440412.html</guid></item><item><title>Construction Worker Falls Onto His Face</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/construction-worker-falls-onto-his-face.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/construction-worker-falls-onto-his-face.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/construction-worker-falls-onto-head.jpg" alt="Construction Worker Falls Onto His Face" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;He probably didn't need that hardhat anyway, since he seems to have a pretty hard head.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=AfVb25phiOIvdvvX0D9e%2fA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:39:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/construction-worker-falls-onto-head.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/construction-worker-falls-onto-his-face.html</guid></item><item><title>Female Epic Swing Failure</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/female-epic-swing-failure-1439379.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/female-epic-swing-failure-1439379.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1439379_673572d3-e67f-4088-8de2-de688dfb7685_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Female Epic Swing Failure" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Girl creams her back on the floor after going for a ride on a swing of hell.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PhNKEf9Lk4D2l31WN9YpKA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:02:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1439379_673572d3-e67f-4088-8de2-de688dfb7685_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/female-epic-swing-failure-1439379.html</guid></item><item><title>Wake Up Prank Door Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/wake-up-prank-door-fail.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/wake-up-prank-door-fail.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/wake-up-prank-fail.jpg" alt="Wake Up Prank Door Fail" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;He pranks his friend successfully, but he could use some help on his exit.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1gykCp6h7D8quOaJmp%2bTcg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:05:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/wake-up-prank-fail.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/wake-up-prank-door-fail.html</guid></item><item><title>John Owen-Jones Confrontation Les Miserables 21st Anniversary C</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/john-owen-jones-confrontation-les-miserables-21st-anniversary-c-1432190.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/john-owen-jones-confrontation-les-miserables-21st-anniversary-c-1432190.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAO_7LUnWsY/default.jpg" alt="John Owen-Jones Confrontation Les Miserables 21st Anniversary C" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;this is the 21st anniversary concert of les mis, cast includes, John Owen-Jones - Jean Valjean Hans Peter Janssens - Javert Sophia Ragavlelas - Fantine Sabrina Aloueche - Eponine Chris Vincent - Thenardier Tracie Bennett - Mdm Thenardier Jon Lee - Marius Gina Beck - Cosette Simon Bailey - Enjolras Ross McCormack - Gavroche, Enjoy...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=m2KPRrHJeeWMj8hH2C9igA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAO_7LUnWsY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/john-owen-jones-confrontation-les-miserables-21st-anniversary-c-1432190.html</guid></item><item><title>Bowling Failure in CT</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/bowling-failure-in-ct-1433857.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/bowling-failure-in-ct-1433857.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8eg60rLN59Y/default.jpg" alt="Bowling Failure in CT" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hA2SsOCoboedJZ%2fFKmpuLA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8eg60rLN59Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/bowling-failure-in-ct-1433857.html</guid></item><item><title>Rip Stick Failure Knockout</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/rip-stick-failure-knockout.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/rip-stick-failure-knockout.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/rip-stick-failure-knockout.jpg" alt="Rip Stick Failure Knockout" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;When you factor the medical costs for a concussion and broken ribs into its cost, a rip stick quickly becomes a ripoff stick. &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Wzrf0I2E9S%2bjQk2HjAMdag%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:49:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/rip-stick-failure-knockout.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/rip-stick-failure-knockout.html</guid></item></channel></rss>