<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:56:12 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:56:12 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Thanksgiving: Sarah Palin style</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/thanksgiving-sarah-palin-style-1507518</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/thanksgiving-sarah-palin-style-1507518"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507518_feae5efe-6692-45f4-b9cc-0dfbb4880657_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Thanksgiving: Sarah Palin style" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sarah Palin makes Thanksgiving dinner in a very special way.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IeCUr4Jo2eM2PAwCqTlJlA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:51:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507518_feae5efe-6692-45f4-b9cc-0dfbb4880657_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/thanksgiving-sarah-palin-style-1507518</guid></item><item><title>D-Bag The Movie Teaser Trailer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/d-bag-the-movie-teaser-trailer-1505533</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/d-bag-the-movie-teaser-trailer-1505533"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505533_4225f69c-5004-47cf-8da1-5e3fa7e22b90_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="D-Bag The Movie Teaser Trailer" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Here is the teaser trailer for the comedy/mockumentary D-Bag. About the movie: Despite the fact that all women say they like the nice, sweet and cuddly guy, we all know this to be false. The D-Bag in our society gets it all: the girls, the money, the fame. With the multitudes of celebrity examples, it is not that difficult for a nerdy guy to see what sort of moronic man he would have to become to get noticed. We follow the journey of an ordinary guy on his quest to become brothentic and expose the idiocy of it all. Want more info on the movie? Follow these links: http://www.myspace.com/dbagthemovie http://www.indiegogo.com/d-bag dbagthemovie@gmail.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UW2Zedn50TPslPOg%2bSdI9g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:22:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1505533_4225f69c-5004-47cf-8da1-5e3fa7e22b90_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/d-bag-the-movie-teaser-trailer-1505533</guid></item><item><title>HAY!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hay-1503217</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hay-1503217"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3jJEpbEqhGY/default.jpg" alt="HAY!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;HAYYY!?!?!??!?  &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=o5mn99rf4jPcNOL72lAr3A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:46:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3jJEpbEqhGY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/hay-1503217</guid></item><item><title>FRONT FLIP INTO COW FEED!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/front-flip-into-cow-feed-1492836</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/front-flip-into-cow-feed-1492836"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MMn1E5q4hKI/default.jpg" alt="FRONT FLIP INTO COW FEED!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;HOLY SHIT!!! &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nI3oxikpEvpBcP5urn8PeA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:25:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MMn1E5q4hKI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/front-flip-into-cow-feed-1492836</guid></item><item><title>Italian stallion</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/italian-stallion-1491521</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/italian-stallion-1491521"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fDkHGit9mHY/default.jpg" alt="Italian stallion" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt; This guy demands a lot of italian shit, wow!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OPMdUzp3QYXIOjQeeAUYrg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:28:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fDkHGit9mHY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/italian-stallion-1491521</guid></item><item><title>COW FEED ANGEL!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/cow-feed-angel-1488467</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/cow-feed-angel-1488467"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8afx4ZhV9H4/default.jpg" alt="COW FEED ANGEL!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;WHO THE FUCK DOES AN ANGEL IN COW FEED?!?!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ciEbwrsbeUBtRmHC5sDu2g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:02:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8afx4ZhV9H4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/cow-feed-angel-1488467</guid></item><item><title>MAN LIFT!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/man-lift-1488466</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/man-lift-1488466"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/O9_Y5twO0Io/default.jpg" alt="MAN LIFT!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;HOLY SHIT THEY GET HIGH UP! FUCKIN DANGEROUS!!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FpSSCH7VVtFZuetqWAx4JQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:02:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/O9_Y5twO0Io/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/man-lift-1488466</guid></item><item><title>GAS CAP LEFT OPEN!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/gas-cap-left-open-1488465</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/gas-cap-left-open-1488465"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2Se-1eAA6Fg/default.jpg" alt="GAS CAP LEFT OPEN!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;mutedmind&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=eShfadsJlK0KpY2A40rhlQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:01:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2Se-1eAA6Fg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/gas-cap-left-open-1488465</guid></item><item><title>Man stuck in a park!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/man-stuck-in-a-park-1485043</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/man-stuck-in-a-park-1485043"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FfCNz7fUkgs/default.jpg" alt="Man stuck in a park!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;mutedmind&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=x%2bG9vXaWT3n3KSco9OQ5ew%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:57:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FfCNz7fUkgs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/man-stuck-in-a-park-1485043</guid></item><item><title>Dumb Biker Slams Full Speed Into Gate</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.jpg" alt="Dumb Biker Slams Full Speed Into Gate" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/tags/biker'&gt;biker&lt;/a&gt; decides that the gate is a good place to park. Also, I think they make you put on pants before you buy anything at the store.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tPXnWojuif9Y0kM5zhxwFw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:54:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-biker-slams-full-speed-into-gate.html</guid></item><item><title>Morons and motors, they just dont match</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/morons-and-motors-they-just-dont-match-1482792.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/morons-and-motors-they-just-dont-match-1482792.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1482792_00eebc46-ad83-47b6-b57b-a4abc7edef12_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Morons and motors, they just dont match" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;as above&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Fq%2fgDIkcjecDMdklvKuhtA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:02:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1482792_00eebc46-ad83-47b6-b57b-a4abc7edef12_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/morons-and-motors-they-just-dont-match-1482792.html</guid></item><item><title>Douche Falls Asleep In Back Yard! FUNNY!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/douche-falls-asleep-in-back-yard-funny-1480387.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/douche-falls-asleep-in-back-yard-funny-1480387.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qe330TZqeRU/default.jpg" alt="Douche Falls Asleep In Back Yard! FUNNY!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Totally real. Totally Funny.  &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9VWfcjKvCVI3XNQR%2b0d8Hg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:09:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qe330TZqeRU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/douche-falls-asleep-in-back-yard-funny-1480387.html</guid></item><item><title>I dont know SOng =)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/i-dont-know-song-1476627.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/i-dont-know-song-1476627.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/85H6zcxcbzk/default.jpg" alt="I dont know SOng =)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;DOnt know what Iam doing I know Iam nuts but whatever&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=X1csQ5WLdtIgDak1bg%2bZ1w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:08:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/85H6zcxcbzk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/i-dont-know-song-1476627.html</guid></item><item><title>.-The DoucheBag-.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-douchebag-1467138.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-douchebag-1467138.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fuSK-UqLRL4/default.jpg" alt=".-The DoucheBag-." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I know some of you have met this guy in a bar/club, maybe even went out with one of these dicks.  My Other Links http-//www.blogtv.com/people/whoners http-//www.twitter.com/whoners http-//www.break.com/whoners http-//www.facebook.com/whoners http-//www.myspace.com/whoners  Music By  http-//www.audionautix.com/ Check his site for more awesome music http-//www.whoners.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CUww9nRlOpeKXZDqlXhS%2bQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:27:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fuSK-UqLRL4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-douchebag-1467138.html</guid></item><item><title>.-My Special Workout-. (Moron Edition)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/my-special-workout-moron-edition-1467117.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/my-special-workout-moron-edition-1467117.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mXBOfu0SZQA/default.jpg" alt=".-My Special Workout-. (Moron Edition)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Heres a old video off my original account. This is for those of you who havent seen it. Enjoy the re-upload.  Twitter- http-//www.twitter.com/whoners Live BlogTv- http-//www.blogtv.com/people/whoners Free BlogTv Layouts-http-//www.BlogTvLayouts.com My Site-http-//www.whoners.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=W%2bCPh13YT%2bt3lYs%2fKXzegw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:47:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mXBOfu0SZQA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/my-special-workout-moron-edition-1467117.html</guid></item><item><title>Russian Guy Thrown by Garbage Explosion</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/russian-guy-thrown-by-garbage-explosion.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/russian-guy-thrown-by-garbage-explosion.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/russian-guy-thrown-by-garbage-explosion.jpg" alt="Russian Guy Thrown by Garbage Explosion" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In Soviet Russia, garbage can explodes you!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MtFBrsWM3ss8rEAeBEqjDQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:18:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/russian-guy-thrown-by-garbage-explosion.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/russian-guy-thrown-by-garbage-explosion.html</guid></item><item><title>Walking The Dog</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/walking-the-dog-1464874.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/walking-the-dog-1464874.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XzGvuD9_rig/default.jpg" alt="Walking The Dog" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Obey the laws. Even if you dont know why... take this guy for example he dose what ever the law says.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bTb5XI5BKJ%2b0%2fMuVS%2boJlg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:40:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XzGvuD9_rig/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/walking-the-dog-1464874.html</guid></item><item><title>The Idiot Car Alarm.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-idiot-car-alarm-1464867.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-idiot-car-alarm-1464867.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Mzmd6fnMV6E/default.jpg" alt="The Idiot Car Alarm." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;If you set your car alarm like this guy your a freaking IDIOT!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4v2rGhjXZHsqYqDNJvIeHA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:38:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Mzmd6fnMV6E/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-idiot-car-alarm-1464867.html</guid></item><item><title>Nice technique, moron</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/nice-technique-moron-1463725.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/nice-technique-moron-1463725.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1463725_359d95d5-24eb-41a4-8e69-ec4ec439d5d6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Nice technique, moron" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This lady has the most awkward technique.  She caught me filming her at the beginning.  lol&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vn9kV6GINQRsv%2bBdlsCuxg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:53:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1463725_359d95d5-24eb-41a4-8e69-ec4ec439d5d6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/nice-technique-moron-1463725.html</guid></item><item><title>Exploding Morons</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-1463661.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-1463661.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1463661_4fc406c5-e27b-43e5-9d53-d03c0d10ac22_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Exploding Morons" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Morons with an explosive.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WiOVVKJY%2fuESQNCsKh7PBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:25:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1463661_4fc406c5-e27b-43e5-9d53-d03c0d10ac22_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-1463661.html</guid></item><item><title>Exploding Morons Part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-part-2-1463674.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-part-2-1463674.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1463674_e4e96d4d-9596-4bd5-8ad8-947d3da4052d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Exploding Morons Part 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Morons with explosives.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LaxY%2fW%2bRW6qWKOf217U7Qg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:21:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1463674_e4e96d4d-9596-4bd5-8ad8-947d3da4052d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/exploding-morons-part-2-1463674.html</guid></item><item><title>Deliverence of Pooh, A Bears Story</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/deliverence-of-pooh-a-bears-story-1463688.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/deliverence-of-pooh-a-bears-story-1463688.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lCZ0DmqaOAo/default.jpg" alt="Deliverence of Pooh, A Bears Story" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Moron Bros. star in a movie about life in Fintucky.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2b0NuGp7wb20ptVfghrMgBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:18:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lCZ0DmqaOAo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/deliverence-of-pooh-a-bears-story-1463688.html</guid></item><item><title>KID LOVES HIS SIDEBURNS!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/kid-loves-his-sideburns-1459906.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/kid-loves-his-sideburns-1459906.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/m1rr8Ljcp_w/default.jpg" alt="KID LOVES HIS SIDEBURNS!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;HE DOESNT WANT THEM TO GO BYE BYES!!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=w5DVJEuZM3bZQqw3Sm%2bjZg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:46:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/m1rr8Ljcp_w/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/kid-loves-his-sideburns-1459906.html</guid></item><item><title>Confusion</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/confusion-1459423.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/confusion-1459423.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2qI7YpnQl_Q/default.jpg" alt="Confusion" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Wakka fuckin wakka :-) I'm a window licker :-PPPPP! ... mutedmind drew reedy idiot moron skateboard snowboard bmx window licker &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1lEdXHu12ONfY6RDR4g%2fYA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2qI7YpnQl_Q/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/confusion-1459423.html</guid></item><item><title>Halowars Review</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/halowars-review-1456529.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/halowars-review-1456529.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VXVdu11JlcE/default.jpg" alt="Halowars Review" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;it is a great rts game for the console, I suggest checking it out!  Check out my gaming channel at www.youtube.com/werdismpro  COMMENT, RATE, SUBSCRIBE PLEASE!!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZXZpUFEgG%2biwmx2dzcDFTQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:03:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VXVdu11JlcE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/halowars-review-1456529.html</guid></item><item><title>CHILLY DARKNESS!!!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/chilly-darkness-1456271.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/chilly-darkness-1456271.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1QRblvlBU9s/default.jpg" alt="CHILLY DARKNESS!!!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Wow, it is really fuckin dark!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XI2ormvyCXEJbqfd8cSWNw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:07:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1QRblvlBU9s/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/chilly-darkness-1456271.html</guid></item><item><title>OREOGASM!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/oreogasm-1456269.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/oreogasm-1456269.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KiEh4WmdiqA/default.jpg" alt="OREOGASM!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;mutedmind&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=e7dgcvqm0g0whg2AvQ9Vqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:04:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KiEh4WmdiqA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/oreogasm-1456269.html</guid></item><item><title>NewsRadio: The Real Deal B</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-the-real-deal-b-1454617</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-the-real-deal-b-1454617"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465602&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="NewsRadio: The Real Deal B" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Mathew is 28, a virgin, a moron and socially awkward. Today, one of those things just might change. No, he's not turning 29. It seems Matthew's imaginary girlfriend is not so imaginary. In fact, you might say she has some very real needs.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Va0z9EukCQmIAuy%2bxX%2fSmA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:24:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465602&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-the-real-deal-b-1454617</guid></item><item><title>What's Happening!!:  Give Me Odds</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/whats-happening-minisode/whats-happening-give-me-odds-1454060</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/whats-happening-minisode/whats-happening-give-me-odds-1454060"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2371709&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="What's Happening!!:  Give Me Odds" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;How do you defeat a fool-proof system? Find a moron. Dwayne's secret trick for picking football winners seems a sure thing, so Rerun passes a &quot;hot tip&quot; to his brother-in-law, who lays down big bucks with a bookie. Blind faith in Dwayne? C'mon Rerun!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=inq25MmtxIbf4tcw6L18cQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:45:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2371709&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/whats-happening-minisode/whats-happening-give-me-odds-1454060</guid></item><item><title>VIP: Good Val Hunting</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/vip-minisode/vip-good-val-hunting-1453877</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/vip-minisode/vip-good-val-hunting-1453877"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2078765&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="VIP: Good Val Hunting" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;For a self-made billionaire, CEO Eric Collier is kind of a moron. First he puts a bounty on his own head. Then he hires VIP to protect him. Then he tries to exterminate VIP. Will he ever make up his mind? The only thing these corporate types really understand is a rocket launcher in their face. &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=HigVBcNqNAZ5gF2KungJXA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:22:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2078765&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/vip-minisode/vip-good-val-hunting-1453877</guid></item></channel></rss>